What does r9k think of this? Is it accurate?

I'm him except I get no girls

>>36000654
>she doesn't want to be unfaithful to him
I doubt that's the reason

here's more though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafdHxBwIbQ

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>>36000654
I might be blue and i can imagine developing a strong bond with a girl and then give 0 fucks about other girls
I'm an ugly autist though and just being unrealistic

>>36000654
is yellow man like friends with benefits tier if yes that s me

>>36000654
>blue throat - represented by blue man
>yellow throat - represented by yellow man
>orange throat - represented by red man

>>36001423
if you have high brightness on your device it s orange

>>36000654
I'm outside that system. No girls. No territory. Nothing.

>tfw used to be blue
>tfw got cucked by oranges so many times I turned into a yellow
I miss the feelings of love and trust.
>>36001104
I figured it was like a pump and dump thing. So pretty similar.

>>36001001
Females fuck whats in style.

Just be cool anons.

>>36000654
Why there's not a single color where guy is bad with girls?

Yellow doesn't beat orange, though. Orange still fucks Yellow's partner and also other girls. Yellow is the shittiest one to be.

>>36001726
Believe it or not, Chad's don't like to be cucked either. I'd say the yellow wins just for putting down orange for even a moment

>>36001726
Yellow doesn't have a dedicated partner, though. He doesn't care if other dudes are fucking the chick he fucks because he's just trying to get his dick wet and go on his way.

>>36001672
Because in nature those guys get selected out fairly quickly. There's only one species where they linger around on the edges of society, taking up resources and uglying up the place...

>>36001816
It's dolphins, right?

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>>36000654
That reminds me of ruffs. That species has three male types as well.
Type 1 - aggressive "Chad" with his own territory and at least one female partner
Type 2 - lives in Type 1's territory and secretly mates with the females there
Type 3 - looks like female but is slightly bigger. Lives in Type 1's territory and secretly mates with females but can also mate with males

>>36001760
Yeah but it's kind of a stale mate with orange, in which they share partners. Except that orange shares many partners at a time, while yellow only shares one, so he's at an advantage.

The only one who can be sure his children belong to him is blue.

>>36001856
I would say yellow's still got a lead on orange though. He's not providing for the females or protecting them. Just banging them.

>>36000654
I'm meant to be an orange but I'm too bitter, like fanta.

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>>36001726
yellow is best if you have lack of feelings like me and I like having friends with benefits more than actual relationship
>chads girl washes chads cum before I slide in
but most of them probably aren't smashing chad cuz they are average lookin

>>36001856
You are missing the part where it says orange wants to protect his mates. While the yellow doesn't give a fuck who is fucking who as long as he's getting poon, orange specifically doesn't want his multiple partners with other people. Like >>36001743 said

>>36001880
Well from an evolutionary point of view orange has a much higher chance than yellow of his genes lasting longer in time. But yeah a successful yellow sounds like he'd lead a pretty comfy life.

>>36000654
This is actually very true of how the world works. Basically all men get cucked in some way unless they are very smart in knowing how to not get cucked.

Look at the alpha chads. You guys think they aren't getting cucked all the time by other more alpha chads? If you are a blue male unless you move to the middle of fucking nowhere you will always risk your woman straying. So unlike the Lizard example here, actually married women often cheat. Just need a dominant strong enough male that will also promise her things.

Yellow males are males with zero self respect. These would be the kind of beta fuckers that would tag team rape that drunk whore at the bar after they buy her enough alcohol. Just like those muslims that constantly gang rape swedish white girls.

Life sucks and you are almost for sure going to have to deal with the fact that your woman will have had a cock or many before ever having yours.

>>36001852
the pretty feminine looking men are so rare how did they manage to appear on this and yes all men with a lot of test will fuck cute femboys

>>36000654

I wanted to be blue originally, but then turned into orange.

I got cheated on in my relationships, then thought I might as well just have women around for fucking. I don't care about women inherently, I only care about them as the mother of my child

>>36000654
blue is beta slave of his emotions who will be replaced with orange

>>36001852
>high test male is most common
>can't attract females
doesn't make a lot of sense does it?

>>36000654
This was on naturama

>>36002042
>you will always risk your woman straying
unless you bond strong connection with her.

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What if youre yellow but want to mate with orange

>>36002700
what if im blue and want to mate for life with yellow

>Implying that any female would be loyal to blue
>Implying that orange doesn't also fill the role of yellow

delusional

>>36001001
>yellows sneak in to mate

rape is fine

>>36002402
As if that matters. I've seen plenty of very close couples where one is cheating for reasons as minuscule and self-important or neurotic as "it's exotic and turns me on", "they are away for a few weeks and I want sex", "I need to feel that I can still please other people just in case something happens to us/ to know you aren't just faking this relationship".

Obviously this isn't everyone, and most people fall into loyal monogamous group, so the chances are lower than imminent (like /r9k/ would make you think), but it's certainly not rare. People are shitty and hardly worth the time of day. Why do you think most people fall into that loyal monogamous group? Spending all your time chasing new partners, or sneaking around is more work than it's fucking worth. Most of the people that fall outside of that group are that way because they have issues or poor role models.

>>36001634

>used to be blue
>believed in chivalry and the concept of love
>was cucked so many times I'm unable to form bonds with women anymore
>even if a girl is interested I can't bring myself to care at all
>horny as fuck because no sex

I need to download Tinder and get a fwb or something.

>>36002402
>unless you bond strong connection with her.
This isn't an anime.

>women aren't truly happy with orange because he doesn't pay attention
>still attracted to him because they're biologically hard wired to
>blue and yellow aren't happy unless they have a woman
>will inevitably get cucked by her with orange
>orange is obsessed with power and probably gets off on cucking and not the woman herself
>tfw no one is actually happy and everyone's just a bunch of meat sacks battling for dominance
>tfw the nihilism creeps in

Life is suffering.

>>36004280
Break the cycle Anon, rise above, focus on science.

>>36000654
>no blue throat bf

>>36001102
Hi phil

no

>>36004352

>invent cool things for Chad and Stacy to have fun with

The only good invention are inventions that will lead to the development of robots who can replace humans.

I'd mate with all those cartoon girls.

youre fucking retarded if you think this applies to humans

>>36004617
Obviously it's not emulated to a T, but it can definitely be seen in humans too

i am not a god damned lizard

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>tfw you will never be a hyena

>>36000654
Is yellow man basically just the average trap?

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>Tfw your ornge
Chad here how are you guys doing I'm just passing through here I usually post on fit and /k

>>36006508
You look like the girly one cutie ;)

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>>36006795
That's where your wrong aspy

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>>36006884
Whats the point of posting pictures of yourself when you're not even that impressive?

>>36006884
Nice gut, chubster.

You literally can't be the blue guy today, women aren't that faithful. Its like you're either orange or yellow, no room for Mr. Blue anymore. You're either a chad in the top 20%, or you're fucking nothing.

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>>36006926
>>36006958
Keep sperging it only feeds my Chad ego and makes me even more of a Chad

So basically:
Orange = Chad
Blue = Average guy
Yellow = Feminine beta who orbits girls until they eventually pity fuck him or find his girliness charming enough to warrant a hump and dump

>>36006209

>the females have giant dicks and are sexually aggressive

Are you sure they aren't just males?

>>36000654
this is it except that there is no blue guy, just alpha red and beta feminine yellow.
the blue guy is a meme

it looks to me like the only one losing in this situation really is the yellow one and isn't at all like rock paper scissors

the blue one is the most tame or normal as lizards come and has a female for life who he forms a strong bond with for life and is loyal to each other so basically a perfect relationship

the red one is an alpha male with an empire of hoes who aren't as much of ideal material or as loyal as the blue ones girl but he can fuck whichever one he feels like on command as he pleases

the yellow one is a complete beta male who is literally just picking up after the red ones leftovers which aren't even as good to begin with as the girl the blue one mates with and has to do even this in secret. hes also the only one too pussy to defend any kind of territory or female

in conclusion yellow is a sad piece of shit who has no self respect and is content with mediocrity, and i feel bad for anyone who actually thinks yellow is in a good spot to be in

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You faggots don't realize you can be all three

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>>36007020
Hmm, interesting

This is an original org

>>36006508
lmfao i fucked your roastie gf a year ago

>>36007020
You look like a buff robot dude.

Don't delude urself.

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>>36007125
What is the most delicious and efficient way to eat potatoes?

>yellow throated male who's colors
>yellow throated male who is colors
No, this is not accurate at all. The names should also be hyphenated e.g. blue-throated.

>>36007165
twice baked

>>36007165
Depend on how you like it. I usually mash mine because they can go with just about any meal

>>36007175
Pedant

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>>36006209
>beta lure

They're fucking everywhere these days

>>36000654
me on the right
originally of course dkjnf

Blue gecko life is the only life for me.

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>>36004001
>>36004193

>implying these responses aren't biased as all fuck