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Well /r9k/? What song are you gonna sing?

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Well /r9k/? What song are you gonna sing?
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>>36000635
Bad and Bojee, migos
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>>36000635
200% nigga.
My nigga
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>>36000635
a song i don't know
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>>36000635
WROOOONG WAY
DOWN A ONE WAY
STREE-EEEET
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

I'd use the gun as a microphone
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Runnin' Gun

I rode out of Kansas City
going south to Mexico
I was runnin' dodgin' danger
left the GF I loved so
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>>36000635
'Turn Around' by They Might Be Giants
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TV size Cruel Angel's Thesis
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>>36000635
Cattle Decapitation - A Living, Breathing Piece Of Defecating Meat
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>>36000635
"Beep Beep I'm A Sheep", the latest hit single from the creative geniuses that brought you asdfmovie.
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>>36000635
oooh say can you see
by the suns early light
what so proudly we vail
at the twilights last gleaming
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happy birthday duh
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>>36000635
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
ETC.
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>>36000635
Check it Out Now I'm the Funk Soul Brother
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>>36000663
That's pretty funny because that's the song I would choose
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
The only song I know perfectly.
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>>36000741
How much percent nigga are you?
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>>36000635

I pick any song, mess it up, and finally fucking die
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The ABC's
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Cake, Frank Sinatra. Easy fucking peasy OP
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>>36000635
a beautiful love song sung in a foreign language

i don't know any other languages
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>>36000698
zaaaaaaaaaankoku
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The hit single "Baby", by acclaimed singer-songwriter Justin Bieber.
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>>36000635
Shake it off by taylor swift. I know it word for word.
Even the interlude about her "ex-man,"
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>>36000635
ezpz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDD21ZJF3mI
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>>36000635
I'll sing Happy Birthday. How is this a hard question?
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>>36000635
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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>>36000635
through early mourning fog i see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
i realize and i can see
that suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and i can take or leave if i please

the sword of time will pierce our skin
it does not hurt when it begins
but as it works its way on in
the pain grows stronger watch it grin

suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and i can take or leave if i please

a brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and i replied, "oh why ask me?"
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>>36000635
So this nigga with a gun automatically knows every damn song in the world? Like he knows if I'll fuck up? Mhmm...

I'mma sing whatever the fuck I want to and thsi nigga better pull up AZlyrics.com on his phone before he shoots me baka
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>>36000635
My Nigga, My nigga, my nigga (My Muhfucking nigga)
First things first I luh all mah niggas...
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around the world
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Everyday when you're walking down the street everybody that you meet has an original point of view and I say hey (hey) what a wonderful kind of day when we can learn to work and play and get along with other
You've got to listen to your heart listen to the beat listen to the rhythm the rhythm of the street open up your eyes open up your ears get togeather and make things better by working togeather believe in yourself (x2) that's the place to start.

And I say hey (hey) what a wonderful kind of day where we can learn to work and play and get along with other x2
(Hey DW) hey
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i know this pretty rave girl
i always think about her
and when she says hi to me
butterflies go right through me
and when i see her dancing
want to take a chance and
get in a little closer
and maybe get to know her
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>>36000635
happy birthday

Seriously nobody thought of this? Or something more autistic like im a little teapot
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>>36000635

WHEN THERES TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CAAAAAAALLLLLL! TEEN TITANS! FROM THEIR TOWER THEY CAN SEE IT AAAAALLLLLLL! TEEN TITANS!
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>>36000711
kill yourself

123
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>>36000742
my nigger

orighim
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>>36000757
200% nigga, they hate us cause our dicks is Bigga!
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>>36000766
Which song? I would probably do "I've got you under my skin" or "Luck be a Lady"
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When night falls
She cloaks the world
In impenetrable
Darkness
A chill rises from the soil
And contaminates the air
Suddenly...
Live has new meaning


Easy
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Napalm Death - You Suffer
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>>36001003
anon, it's a song from cake called "frank sinatra"
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>>36000982
Im not too sure.
I havent spent a whole lot of time looking at others to compare.

Mine dresses left and has this weird line of fle-
Im sorry this subject is gay nigga
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Smack my bitch up
Change my pitch up
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>>36000635
Easy as shit, Robot Rock.
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>>36000683
A kilogram of steeow? Or a kilogram of fethes?
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>>36001049
Fucker I was about to post that

This one instead then desu

Precious flame of life, so elusive
A spark being trampled to ashes
And spread by the winds of time

This garden is a silent one
Nothing moves but thoughts
The thoughts of those in silent memory
This they know, this they understand
There is darkness everywhere, outside

Morningstar forever set in zenith
Uriel ruler of worlds
Saraquel set over spirits

The repulsive truth of this dark domain
The answer echos throughout infinity
There are so many of us here
And we are all so lonely
We are among millions and still alone
We are in hell, and yet so cold
Gardens of grief

There's no God to punish us, and yet we suffer
Throughout so many lifetimes in this garden I have dwelt
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>>36000635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBeH94pdcWs
My favorite song as a child, and also the only song I could sing along with
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I would try a nursery rhyme or techno with no lyrics. Otherwise Im dead. But I wanna die so good!
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>>36000656
I believe I can fly - R Kelly
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>>36001056
Oh, my apologies then.
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4'33 john cage
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>>36001111
Check Em
>>36001166
>>36001177
Nice GETs
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ROOOXXANNNNNEEEEEEE
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>guy puts a gun to my head
>it ain't me starts playing
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In one ear - cage the elephant
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>>36001329
YOU DONT HAVE TO POUR OUT MY PISSJUGS TONIGHTTTT
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"G" from Yellow Trash Bazooka.
G
ONETWOTHREEFOUR
(Yelling)
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Ween-Frank

>Frank get me a pork roll egg and cheese if you please with some gravy fries
>sank into a greasy mega-weege and i sneezed and it blew my mind
>time it's in the hands of god chewing turkey or some cod if you please
>Frank give me a pork roll egg and cheese if you please with some gravy fries

Those are the lyrics, all of them
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tour de france
i just grunt until he lets me go
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I'd sing my ABCs
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>>36000635
iiiiiiiiilllllllllloooooooooovvvvvvveeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuujjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss ccccchhhhrrrrrrissssssssssssst
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Bring sally up and bring sally down
Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground
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Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Da Da Da
Dholna Vajje Tumbe Vaali Taar
Sun Dil Di Pukaar
Aaja Kar Layieh Pyaar
Sweetheart, the strings of the instrument play
Listen to what the heart says
Come and love me
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart
Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
(4x)
Sun Yaara Bole Ik Taya
Mehndi Da Yaara
Listen friends the iktaara1 says
Mehndi's friends
Dholna Kadeh Mere Nal Hass
Mainu Dil Valli Dass
Nahin Taan Teri Meri Bass
Sweetheart, come smile with me sometimes
My heart's keeper (lover) look
This body is not under your or my control
(4x)
Dholna
Sweetheart
Duniya Yaara Rang Birangi
Na Eh Bheri Na Eh Changi
The world is a colorful place
It's not good nor bad
(4x)
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>>36000635
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
badabahbahbahbahbahbah
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>>36000635
Happy birthday to you
Originally original
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>>36000635
Tank by the seat belts. Or creep by Radiohead. But I'm guessing the goal is to live?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8NWowhSg8

I've been practicing it everyday, preparing for such a moment.
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Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
old times there are not forgotten,
Look away!
Look away!
Look away, Dixie land!

etc
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>>36000635
A Swedish folk tune, Vem kan segla forutan vind.
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Method man-stimulation. I sing/rap/recite it all the time.

If I had to pick something in the past when I was like 15 I would choose something from fiddy cent cause I used to walk around town with headphones and printed out lyrics on paper. Simpler times but I don't remember those lyrics like I used to.
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>>36001466
TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN DADADA
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SPIEDER MAN SPIDERMAN DOES WATEVER A SPIDEER CAN SPINS A WEB AN YSIZE CATCHES THEIVES JUST LIKE FLIES

CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB TAKE A LOOK OVERHEAD
IS HE STRONG LISTEN BUB HES GOT RADIOACRTIVE BLOOD

IN THE DEAD OF NOGHT AT THE SCENE OF A ACRIME LIKE A STREAK OF LIGHT HE ARRIVES JUST IN TIME


SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN FREINDLY NABOURHOOD SPIDERMAN WEALTH AND FAME HES IGNORED ACTION IS HIS REWARDFOR HIM LIFE IS A GREAT BIG BANGUP WHEREEVERE THETREES A HANGUP YOUS FIND THE THE SPIDERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

do i die?
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHAH IS HEAVY
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
VAN, YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN
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>>36000635
i would sing the happy birthday song
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>>36001279
I was going to post this. m
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I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

I thought love was
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain

And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried

Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
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DAFT PUNK LYRICS
"Around The World"

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
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>>36000635
Herz an Herz by Bluemchen.
The 90s were cruel to my ears
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukbu9dmmzJg

help, I'm a rock!
HELP, I'M A ROCK!
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>>36000635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA


CALL ON MEEEEEE CALL ON MEEEE
CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEE

CALL ON MEEEEEE CALL ON MEEEE
CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEE

CALL ON MEEEEEE CALL ON MEEEE
CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEE

CALL ON MEEEEEE CALL ON MEEEE
CALL ON MEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE CALL ON ME CALL ON MEEEEEE
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>>36000923
The myth of fingerprints?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KIVvoXbS6o

REMEMBER YOU
REMEMBER ME
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING WE USED TO BE
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>>36001371
*bwee de lee dweedly dwee, bwee de lee dweedly dwee DWEET*
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WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS?
...
I NEED A HERO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIIGHT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DTwLqR071M
AND A BEER IIIIIN A TREEEEEE
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>>36000635
Gekisou Gungnir
Gonna fuck this faggot up
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>>36001424
AND I AM LISTENING TO HE-AR WHERE YOU ARE, I AM LISTENING TO HEAR WHERE YOU AREEER
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Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm, sweet Ohm

Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm, sweet Ohm
Ohm
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NO ONE'S GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY
THEY MAKE IT HARD FOR THE PEOPLE TODAAAY
TO GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU GOTTA TAKE IT YOURSELF

DON'T AFRAID TO DRIVE A NAIL IN THE WOOD
AND DRINK THE WATERS THAT JUST TASTE SO GOOD

YOU NEED ASISTANCE
WHEN YOUR HEAD'S IN THE CLOUDS

REACH OUT AND TAKE
REACH OUT AND
T-T-TAKE IT
REACH OUT AND TAKE IT
OH YEAH
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>>36000635
Hot cross buns
Hot cross buns
One a penny
Two a penny
Hot cross buns
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>>36000635
ITS FRIADAY FRIADAY EVERYBODY GO OIT ON FRIEDAY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

EZ
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The devil went down to Georgia he was looking for a soul to steal he was in a bind 'cause he was way behind he was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man on the fiddle playin it hot, the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "boy let me tell you what, I bet you didn't know but I'm a fiddler player too, if you care to make a dare I'll take a bet with you, now you play a pretty good fiddle boy but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you" the boy said "my name is johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet your gonna regret because I'm the best that ever been"
JOHNNY ROSEN UP YOUR BOW AND PLAY YOUR FIDDLE HARD CAUSE HELLS BROKE LOOSE IN GEORGIA AND THE DEVIL DEALS THE CARDS, IF YOU WIN YOU GET THIS SHINY FIDDLE MADE OF GOLD, BUT IF YOU LOSE THE DEVIL GETS YOUR SOULLLLLLLLL
The devil opened up his case and said "I'll start this show" as fire flew from his finger tips as he rosened up his bow, and he pulled his bow across the string and it made an evil hiss, and a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this

Johnny said "well devil you're pretty goood old son, but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!"
He played
FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN RUN BOYS RUN
DEVILS IN THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
CHICKEN IN THE BREAD PAN PICKIN OUT DOUGH
GRANNY DOES YOUR DOG BITE NO CHILD NO
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GIRL COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS
WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING I SAY
BUGATTI
BUGATTI
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>>36000635
>implying I wouldn't mess up the song on purpose
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>>36000635
City of stars
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>>36001725
time for a cheeky wank
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>>36000857
hurrdurr lets be realistic about a hypothetical situation some virgin on r9k made up
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>>36002164
I'm no virgin my boy
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Santa Monica by everclear
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>>36000635
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
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>>36001670
I actually think getting the correct number of "around the worlds" would make this song hard.
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>>36000635
The song that doesn't end.
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>>36000635
Around the world by Daft Punk.
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little boy food
good for you
little boy food
big boy food
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Get so fuckin' dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit
Come come fuck apart in here
I hover above you
Life pulled out your mouth
I become you
Opening of the mouth
Unlawful possession
Jellyfish in cold sweat deep end
Hollow shell twitch disconnection
Pupils swell
My entrance
Hijacked no questions asked
Stretch you on like latex mask
My sigil's your epitaph
Come come fuck apart in here I die
I'm not you
Fear
You wear it well
Mademoiselle
Here's to your destiny
Hysterics scream help
Don't worry in a few you'll all be somewhere else
Prepare yourselves
Freelance motherfucker
Get so fuckin' dark in here
Come come fuck apart in here
I die in the process
You die in the process
Kettle drum roll hard shit
Fuck I said fucker don't start shit
Come come fuck apart in here
>I actually know this song
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>>36000635
Some people like the way it feels, some people wanna kill their sorrow, some people wanna fit in with the popular that was my problem i was in a dark room loud tunes lookin to make a vow soon that ima get fucked up fillin up my cup i see the crowd move changing by the minute, and the record on repeat, took a sip then another sip, then somebody said to me
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>>36000635
SOMEBODY

this comment is original
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>>36002322
Wow and it turns out the google lyrics are wrong too. What the fuck.
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>>36000635
this is violence now

original
>>
HEY MR TAMBOURINE MAN PLAY A SONG FOR ME
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead.
Well the years start comin and they don't stop comin. Back to the rules and i hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gests dumb. So much to do so much to see so what's wrong with taking the backstreets. You never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid. Hey now your an allstar get your game on go play and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder your bundled up now wait till you get older but the media men beg to differ. Judging by the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire how bout yours that's the way I like it and I never get bored.

Hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid. Hey now your an allstar get your game on go play and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold. [instrumental]
Hey now you're a rockstar get the show on get paid. Hey now your an allstar get your game on go play and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars...

Somebody once asked could i spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little change...
Well. The years start comin and they don't stop comin back to the rules and i hit the ground runnin didn't make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb all that glitters is gold only shoting stars break the mold and all that glitters is gold only shoting stars break the mold.
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GENDAI, CHAKUCHITEN WA NEE
ZUTTO TONDERU KIBUN
HENTAI NO SHISOU WA KYOUKAN DEKIN
SHIKI GA MEGURI IROTORIDORI NO JINRUI MOYOU
ORE WA ITSUMO DOUYOU WO OSAEKIREN
TSUTAETAI, ORE NO KONO KIMOCHI WO
KISAMA NI, TSUTAETAI
ORE NO KONO KIMOCHI WO

DENTATSU DEKIN, JIBUN NI HARA GA TATSU
UMARESODATTA SONO KANKYOU
REKISHI, SHISOU, SUBETE, BUCHIKONDE
ARAWASU KOTO GA DEKIREBA II
IMA WA WAKARAN KOTOBA DE ISHI NO SOTSUU WO HAKARITAI
INU, NEKO, CHIKISHOU TO WAKACHIAITAI NO DA
KISAMA NI, TSUTAETAI
ORE NO KONO KIMOCHI WO
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>>36000635
Erica.
Its a perfect song. 88
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>>36000635

Dragostea Din Tei.
I actually know all the words and their right pronunciations due to listening to it thousands of times.
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>>36000635
Never gonna give you up
I know it by heart
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>>36002407

>Your brain gets smart but your head gests-

*BLAMMO*

Plus at least three other mistakes friend
Maybe next life heh
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HE
ORINIGGER
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>>36002416
Fuck me, going from memory I messed up one single particle.
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>>36000635
Allstar by Smashmouth
oreganolio
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>>36000635
Didn't see this one here yet:
I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love, little girls
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel
Like I'm the only guy in town

I love, little girls
They make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't, ask me questions
They don't, want to scold me
They don't, look for answers
They just, want to hold me

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?

Oh, oh, oh I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love, little girls
They make me feel so, bad
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NORMIE HERE NORMIE THERE NORMIES FUCKING EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
I don't know the lyrics to any song
>>
Rock, robot rock
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Rock, robot rock
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Rock, robot rock
Rock, robot rock
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This would probably be some say horror movie type shit. After this event... what other fuckery is planned? A blow torch to my face, limbs cut off and so on? ....I think I might want to not sing a song correctly and not find out what else is planned for me...
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>>36000635
My Ummah, Dawn has appeared (loomed/begun to appear), so await the expected (manifest) victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious,
They have offered their souls in righteousness with constancy and conviction,
So that the religion may be established, in which there is the law of the Lord of the Worlds.*

My Ummah, accept the good news, and don't despair: victory is near.
The Islamic State has arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out glory, and the period of setting** has ended,
By faithful men who do not fear warfare.
They have created eternal glory that will not perish or disappear.

My Ummah, God is our Lord, so grant your blood,
For victory will not return except by the blood of the martyrs,
Who have spent their time hoping for their Lord in the Abode of the Prophets.
They have offered their souls to God, and for the religion there is self-sacrifice.
The people of giving and granting are the people of excellence and pride.

My Ummah, accept the good news: the Sun of Steadfastness has risen.
Verily we have marched in masses for the hills: the time-honoured glory,
That we may return the light, faith and glorious might,
By men who have forsaken the dunya*** and attained immortality.
And have revived the Ummah of glory and the assured victory.
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I TRY TO DISCOVER
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SWEETER
OH BABY REFRAIN
FROM BREAKING MY HEART

IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
ILL BE FOREVER BLUE
THAT YOU GIVE ME NO REASON WHY YOU'RE MAKING ME WORK THIS HARD
THAT YOU GIMME NO THAT YOU GIMME NO THAT YOU GIMME NO THAT YOU GIMME NO
SOOOOOOOOOOOOUL
I HEAR YOU COMING
OH BABY PLEASE
GIVE A LITTLE RESPECT
TOOOOO MEEEEEE

AND IF I SHOULD FALTER
OH WOULD YOU OPEN YOUR ARMS TO ME
WE SHOULD MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
AND BE AT PEACE WITH OUR HEARTS

IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU
ILL BE FOREVER BLUE
WHAT RELIGION OR REASON COULD MAKE A MAN TO FORSAKE HIS LOVER
DONT YOU TELL ME NO DONT YOU TELL ME NO DONT YOU TELL ME NO DONT YOU TELL ME NO
SOUL
I HEAR YOU COMING
OH BABY PLEASE
GIVE A LITTLE RESPECT
TOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEE

(no homo)
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>>36000635
Triple chain gang
Triple chain gang
Triple chain gang
Triple chain gang
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Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.


Or alternatively, happy birthday. You can't fuck these up.
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Here's to you, nichola and bart.
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>>36000635
WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY
this was miraculously not original
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>>36000635
SHADILAY
SHADILAY
LA MIA LIBERTA

SHADILAY
SHADILAY
OHHHH NOOOOOO
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>>36002957
FUUUCKING CHEEEECKED

originalo
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Don't stop me now - Queen
this shit is my anthem. or
Flagpole sitta - Harvey Danger
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AI TIKENO, YUME WOOOOOH, KAKI ASTUMEEEE
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Bohemian Rhapsody
>>
10 fucking 10 anon
Wew
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>>36002597
hello there, friend.
you too, are knowledgeable in the ways of loli?
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>>36000635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

E Z
>>
We are the Crystal Gems!
We'll always save the day!
and if you think we can't
We'll always find a way

That's why the people
of this world believe in
Garnet
Amethyst
and Pearl
and Steven!
>>
Here's to you, Nicola and Bart.
Rest forever here in our hearts.
The last and final moment is yours.
Their agony is your triumph.

(Repeat a thousand x)
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IF YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF YOU'D SAVE US ALL
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED ME FOR
IS THAT WHY YOU'RE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR
THE TIME IVE SPENT WORKING MYSELF TO DEATH
THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED
I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED MY HELP
TO MAKE IT GOOD AGAIN
TO MAKE US STRONG
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
TO PUSH YOU ALONG
AND GAIN SOME RESPECT
TO BE THROWN A CRUUUUUUUUMB
I WAS ON MY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEES
WHEN YOU KNOCKED ME DOOOOOOWN
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>>36000635
I used to know so many full songs back when i indulged into specific bands. At one point i knew 2 full albums by a band and differences between album and live versions also where the singer would mess up in a video. But nowdays i just listen to alot of different stuff and nothing interests me as much anymore.
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>>36003313
99% chance the person would pull the trigger anyway for that
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>>36000635
grateful dead, friend of the devil

cool song to go out to, but it won't happen anyways since i know the lyrics front to back
>>
I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see those bad times today

Don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the righ---


OH GOD NO PLEASE I'M SORRY
>>
The alphabet song
>>
Here we are
Riding the sky
Painting the night with sun
You and I, mirrors of light
Twin flames of fire
Lit in another time and place

I knew your name
I knew your face
Your love and grace
Past and present now embrace
Worlds collide in inner space
Unstoppable, the song we play

Burn the page for me
I cannot erase the time of sleep
I cannot be loved so set me free
I cannot deliver your love
Or caress your soul so
Turn that page for me
I cannot embrace the touch that you give
I cannot find solice in your words
I cannot deliver you your love
Or caress your soul

Age to age
I feel the call
Memory of future dreams
You and I, riding the sky
Keeping the fire bright
From another time and place

I know your name
I know your face
Your touch and grace
All of time can not erase
What our hearts remember stays
Forever on a song we play

Burn the page for me
I cannot erase the time of sleep
I cannot be loved so set me free
I cannot deliver your love
Or caress your soul so
Turn that page for me
I cannot embrace the touch that you give
I cannot find solice in your words
I cannot deliver you your love
Or caress your soul
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>>36000673
this tbqh

fdfsdfsd
>>
Kill yourself - Pink Guy
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>>36000635
all i am
is a man
i want the world
in my hands
i hate the beach
but i stand

in california with my toes in the sand
use the sleeves of my sweater
lets have an adventure
head in the clouds but my gravity centered
tough my neck yeah and ill touch yours

you in the little hot wasted shorts
oh
she knows what i think about
and what i think about
one love
one house
no shit, no blouse
just us you find out nothing that i wouldnt wanna tell you about no no nooooo

cause its to coooooooold
for you here
and now so let me hoooooold
both your hands in the holes of my weater

and if i may just take your breath away
i dont mind if theres not much to say
sometimes the silence guides the mind so move to place so far away
the goosebumps start to raise
the menite my left hand meets your waist
put my finger on ya tongue cause you love the taste yeah
these hearts a'dore
everyone at the beat thats hard floor
inside this place is warm
outside it starts to pour
comin down
one love
one house

ah shit ive fucked up
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pink! pink! pink!
pink! pink!
pink!
pink! pink! pink!
pink! pink!
pink!
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>>36000715
You are dead

by the DAWNS early light
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>>36000635
Wake me up inside
>CANT GET UP
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>>36003717
>not
>I LIVE IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FEAR AND MISERY
>DON'T YOU MISS ME ANYMORE
>AND I DONT EVEN NOTICE WHEN IT HURTS ANYMORE ANYMORE ANYMORE
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>>36003608
kek, at least I knew the song
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>>36000635
Any Colour You Like - Pink Floyd
-no lyrics/human voices at all
>>
HERE HERE HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
PERFORMIN FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
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>>36000635
DK rap
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>>36003955
Holy shit, are you me?

originality potatoty
>>
Yyz by Rush
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>>36000710
more of a regret and the grave type guy honestly
>>
>>36000635
MAKE OUR ENEMIES FALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>
IVE WAITED MY WHOL LIFE FOR THIS

"YIYO YIIIIIIII YOOOOOOO"
>>
"STAND UP AND BE COUNTED SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOURE A MAN..."
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>>36004179
My nigga origigoooo
>>
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
I am alone
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly fallen, silent shroud of snow
I am a rock
I am an island

I've built walls
A fortress, steep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain.
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a rock
I am an island

Don't talk of love
Well, I've heard the words before
It's sleeping in my memory
And I won't disturb the slumber
Of feelings that have died
If I never loved, I never would have cried
I am a rock
I am an island

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room
Safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock
I am an island

And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries

well shit this ain't original
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the spongebob theme
>>
Most of the people here would mess up on purpose.

I know I would.
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>>36000729
Shit this is probably the one song I can fully recite.

That and linking park's in the end, numb and breaking the habbit.

Should have listened to better music when I was a kid
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>>36000635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q1-lB4WofA&list=PLIObfYKmGpOJa9rLkuEgx_QDremBcMum0&index=1

I've had the entire thing memorized for years now... I'm 100% sure I could recite it word for word if I needed to, both parts.
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>>36000635
That's Life- Frank Sinatra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
I've been signing this song for over 5 years, it's the only thing that keeps me together. It reminds to hold out until my birthday in July, because I know one day I'm going to roll up into a big ball and die.
>>
Anything in a language I don't understand
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>>36000635
Alphabet song.
>Stutter on Z
d e v i l i s h
>>
3 2 1 let's jam
Shoulve guessed this isnt original
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Only song i now lyrics to.
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>>36004612
But how do you know whether to say zed or zee? It's a 50/50 chance.
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>>36000635
The alphabet song
How the fuck is this not original
>>
Bukowski by Moose Blood
>>
>>36002194
>nigger reading comprehension
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>>36000635
I would just let him shoot me obviously!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
Who /nightmaremode/ here?
>>
>>36000635
when i'm gone eminem
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>>36000673
This is the only true answer. That or pick a song you know by heart and fuck it up intentionally
>>
>>36000635
Riptide by Vince Joy

Don't know why I can remember all the lyrics but that's the only song.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-H6UkKJFI

Cat's foot
Iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Blood rack
Barbed wire
Politician's funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Twenty-first century
Twenty-first century
Twenty-first century
Twenty-first century schizoid man

Death's seed
Blind man's greed
Poets starvin'
Children bleed
Nothin' he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.
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>>36000793
GOAT tier song mane
Muh nigga
>>
>>36005355
>iron claw
i always thought it was iron clad

I would have fucking died without this post
>>
>>36000673
TPBP
Too much of a pussy to kill myself, but if somebody would threaten me with a knife or gun, I would resist because it literally doesn't matter if I live through that.
>>
CALL ME WEATHERMAN IM WHEREVER MAN
ITS SO HARD TRYNA KEEP SOME CASH IN
NOW IM SENDIN ICE OUT OF ALL DIRECTIONS
WHY THIS WORLD GOTTA BE LIKE THIS
>>
The end of the world as we know it, I like to live dangerously
>>
Farin Urlaub - Sonne
>>
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH ME
OOOOOH
>>
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rap god
>>
I know....
I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live with no one else
But now
Through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones who love me more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all
And live forever
What's done is in the past
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again!!!
My world is ending....

I Wish
That I could turn back time
Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know...
We can't forget the last
You can't forget love and pride!!
Because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing
It all comes TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN (X1000)
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>>36006031
Man, fuck. I'm dead because fucking auto correct turned "past" into "last"
SMFH.
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>>36000943
I didn't think anyone still listened to s3rl
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SOMETIMES IT GETS SO LONELYYYY
SOMETIMES YOU GET NOO WHEREEEE
IVE LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD
IVE LEFT EVERY PLAACEE

PLEASEEE BE MINE
SHAREEEE MY LIFEEE
STAYYYY WITH ME
BEEEEEE MY WIFE
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE WE
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HELL
IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING ON
>>
>>36006133
I'm not that robot, and I still listen to s3rl.

I like his stuff because he brings back teenage memories
>>
Cursed, Lord Huron.
Know that shit in my sleep.
>>
>>36000635
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck if i pull out the claymore you're shit out of luck
whos that girl that pretty young thing after i fuck her she'll get up and sing

aye aye aye sharpen your boot and bludgeon your eye
aye aye aye the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

down to the pub for a 2 shillin ale, the bread on the counter is going stale, if i dont get some fresh bread soon im gonna punch in your face and bark at the moon

chorus

aint got no girl cause i havent the time, got too many other things on me mind, but she was nice she was pure and cute, but i threw her away like an old piece of fruit

chorus
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>>36000635

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
>>
>>36000635
Eiffel 65 im blue
>>
>>36000635
the national anthem
>>
>>36006177
I still have feel the melody and MTC in one of my playlists but I haven't heard anything else by him in several years. No one I know has ever heard of him other than my buddy that used to listen to nightcore. Good to know other people remember him I guess.
>>
>>36000923
atc?
>>
> tfw you have a vast and extensive music taste but if it came down to this you would choose phineas and ferb theme song just to be safe
>>
>>36002015
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again. I told you once you son of a Bitch I'm the best there's ever been!"

*chorus*
>>
WELCOME TO ROCK AND ROLL NIGHT
WELCOME TO ROCK AND ROLL FIGHT
I'M JUST A ROCK AND ROLL MAN
WE'RE JUST A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
>>
This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing knowing what it was.
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
This is the song that never ends
>>
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>>36000635
Six things to a cycle
>>
>>36000635
Nanowar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-fW8NQWF14
>>
>>36000947
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear...?

No, I'd go with Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
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>>36006581
(Part 4*)
https://youtu.be/yx4jYndo_cU
>>
>>36000635
the motherfucking A B C'S my friend.
>>
HOW THE TRIP
NEVER STOPS
ON AND ON
IT'S BEYOND INSANE
>>
>>36000635
Some
Body
1nce towld meh
>>
>>36002597
i know this song from americand dad
>>
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This is the song that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they continued singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
>>
>>36001519
oh dear

am i on a list now

nsa pls no bullyyy
>>
>>36000690
Fuck i didnt think id ever see a marty robbins fan on here
>>
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>>36000635
ABCDEFG,HIJK,ELEMENOPEE. QRS,TUV,WX,Y AND Z. NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MR
>>
The Brotherman Bill is the brother living at the top of the hill
Dadadadadadada
and so on
>>
>>36001020
Kvlt
>>
>>36000635
Dance with the devil- immortal technique
>>
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Not that living holds immense appeal, but I'll humor him.
STEP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
>>
THE RETURN OF THE THIN WHITE DUKE, THROWING DARTS IN LOVERS EYES
>>
>>36000635
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND
SOMEONE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND ... shit i forgot the lyrics
>>
kill me - xxxtentacion
>>
>>36000635
A-WELL-A EV'RYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD
>>
>>36000635
sweat by tool
>>
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>>36000635
THIS IS THE SONG DOESNT END, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll contiune singing it forever just because THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESNT END
>>
Rap God. I want to fucking die.
>>
>>36000933
you fucked it up cuz you're a fucking dead man
>>
>>36000635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yls_lhHdfPc

Sharp and open leave me alone and sleeping less every night
As the days become heavier and weighted
Waiting in the cold light
A noise, a scream tears my clothes as the figurines tighten
Spiders inside them and dust on the lips of a vision of hell
I laughed in the mirror, for the first time in a year

A hundred other words blind me with your purity
Like an open toed doll in the throes of dance, I think about tomorrow
Please let me sleep as I slip down the window, freshly squashed fly
You mean nothing
You mean nothing

I can lose myself in Chinese art and American girls
All the time lose me in the dark, please do it right
Run into the night, I lose myself tomorrow
Crimson hate, my heart explodes
My memory in a fire, and someone will listen, at least for a short while

I can never say no to anyone but you

Too many secrets, too many lies, writhing in hatred
Too many secrets, please make it good tonight
But the same image haunts me, in sequence, despair of time, I will never be clean again
Touched her eyes, pressed my stained face, I will never be clean again

I will never be clean again.
>>
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AZLyrics.comABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ#

Search
"No Children" lyrics
THE MOUNTAIN GOATS LYRICS
"No Children"

I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot
To piss off the dumb few that forgave us

I hope the fences we mended
Fall down beneath their own weight
And I hope we hang on past the last exit
I hope it's already too late

And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here
Someday burns down
And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away
And I never come back to this town again

In my life, I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow
I hope it bleeds all day long
Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises
We're pretty sure they're all wrong

I hope it stays dark forever
I hope the worst isn't over
And I hope you blink before I do
And I hope I never get sober

And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out
You'd stay the hell out of my way

I am drowning, there is no sign of land
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
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>>36001955
You skipped an entire verse you fucking idiot.

>>36002597
Hey there, Johnny boy, I hope you fry.
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>>36000635
Giovinezza
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbvX3HCD0EM
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slow loud and bangin all in my truck, trunk full of funk i aint never been a punk, i blow on skunk, i blow on doja, military mind that im a muthafuckin soldier.
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>>36006948
stop posting newfag.
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TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

Trogdor was a man!

I mean, he was a dragon-man.

Or maybe he was just a dragon...

But he was still TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples, and their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
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Unravel - TK Shigure

it is in Japanese, that faggot would not know it.
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Easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBqkBBfmcfU
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get got by memegrips
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TEQUILA!

seriously tho,pull the trigger
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>>36000673
This guy right here. Fuck it, something in Latin.
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>>36008280
Same, one of the only songs I memorized.
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>>36005350
Ironically the lyrics contain "you're gonna sing the words wrong"
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I WISH
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE ONES YOU LOVE
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FOLLOW ME
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
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Banana Man by Tally Hall
Sadly, this is the one song I've actually practiced enough to have a chance at getting perfect

>do you want a banana,
>peel it down and go m m m mmm,
>do you want a banana,
>dis banana for you
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>>36006299
this but purposely wrong so that i may at last taste the sweet release of death
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I LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU, JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU
YES I DO
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You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (7.45% content).
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Hold on now. Can we pick ANY song? No matter the length? Why not just pick a song you just made up? Or just pick a super short song. Or pick one without lyrics. Lots of ways to loophole your way out. Who the fuck doesnt know allstar by this point? At least 80% of it.
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Itten toppa no ketsui no migite watashi to iu oto hibiku naka de
"Naze? Doshite?" no saki wo seoeru yuki wo
Mayoi wa...naisa kobushi ni tsutsunda

Isame (Let's shout!) don'na datte itchokusen de
Todoke (Let's shout!) arittake faito ippatsu daibu

Buchinuku (Kabe wo) bukkomu (Hato)
Mune no uta ga aru kagiri
Seigi (Shinji) nigiri (Shimete)
Jibun iro ni saki tatsu hana ni nare
(HERO janaku)

Takanare (G-beat!) meta wo gan to (G-beat!) furikire
Kono ryote de kono uta de mamori kitte yaru!
Tsuranuke (G-beat!) shin'nen wo moero (G-beat!) hageshiku
Genkai nante...iranai shiranai
Zettai! Tsunagi hanasanai

Tsukanda kono chikara no imi no omosa, shimei, sadame ni makenai
Mamoru tame ni nanika wo kizutsukete shimatte mo
Tsurasa kara mo me wo somukeya shinai

Motto (Let's shout!) kakugo wo motte fumikomanakya
Gutto (Let's shout!) mirai ni kao muke dekinai

Namida (Shitte) itami (Shitte)
Taenuita saki ni tsumugu
Kono te (Sono te) nobasu (Sono te)
Dareka no tame ni aru to shinjiru tame
(HERO janaku)

Todoroke (G-beat!) mahha de zun to (G-beat!) unarase
Kaze to nari kumo wo kiri sora ni kogane wo
Itchae (G-beat!) hato no zenbu (G-beat!) senpa de
Niji wa kakaru uwamuku kagiri
Hibike! Gowan no ai

Takanare (G-beat!) meta wo gan to (G-beat!) furikire
Kono ryote de kono uta de mamori kitte yaru!
Tsuranuke (G-beat!) shin'nen wo moero (G-beat!) hageshiku
Genkai nante...iranai shiranai
Zettai! Tsunagi hanasanai
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"Just pull the trigger."

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not originaelgovna.
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>>36000635
John Cage - 4'33"

Easy peasy
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>>36000673
Now you're cooking with gas. Fuck it, I'm singing Louie Louie.
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UP

UP

UP

UP

UP

UP
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Wheels on the bus go round and round

E I E I O

Fuck
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>>36000635
the alphabet
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Plasmaterial by Sybreed.
Nobody should ever know that one by heart.
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>>36000933
You forgot that part "it's a simple message"
>>
in west philadelphia born and raised
in the playground, where i spend most of my days
chillin and cnsdcin and fjnchasds

FUCK
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>>36000635

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KwZUR8yp7g
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>>36007016
absolutely top tier country western

rest assured anon we are out there
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>>36004840

right in the beels
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>>36009654
Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool and shooting some b ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood i got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire i whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscense plate said fresh and their were dice in the mirror if anything i could say this cab was rare but i thought aw forget it yo home to Bellaire i pulked up to the house around 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cab yoho smell ya later looked at my kingdom i was finally there sit on my im the prince of bellair. Thats my try without looking.
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Rumpelkombo!!!
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>>36000718

But what if you say the wrong person for whoever's birthday it is?
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>>36009264
Until you have to sneeze. Or breathe. Or blink.
>>
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
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>>36000635
Youth Brigade - No Song II
it's literally just the word "no" said once.
that's it, that's the whole song.
>>
Deep in my heart there's a fire, a burning heart
Deep in my heart there's desire for a start
I'm dying in emotion
It's my world in fantasy
I'm living in my, living in my dreams
>>
if someone used a shot gun, how can you be 100% that placement thru the mouth is correct? or as long as it isnt aimed at tge face only should you be fine?

also if someone did use a shotgun woul you be dead right then or would you have time to think like "wow this was loud

im not suicidal at all
>>
Back in Black acdc.
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>>36000635
YOU

YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
>>
>>36000635
Honestly
Never gonna give you up and/or superstar by lupe fiasco.
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>>36000923
Kek I got it. Top tier.
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>>36000943
FUCK ME TOO I FORGOT THAT SONG IS FOR EVER IMPRINTED IN NY HEAD
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>>36010427
Oh also that sitting on the dock of the bay song.
And the nation's of the world by yakko warner.
United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru ectect
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Tonight, I'm gonna love you like no other
Tonight, I'm gonna do it to you right
Tonight, I'm gonna give you tender loving
Tonight, I'm gonna love you right
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Now when she moves like this wil you move it right back come on shake shake shake shake a shake it
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>>36000635
"Here's to you" by Joan Baez
>>
My friends got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch he tells me everyday
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Roundabout ez
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>>3600063
May I have your attention please...
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?...
we're gonna have a problem here

Kinda brings back a memory
>that autistic hunched over big white kid that was really quiet until he was challenged to a rap battle
....I think they thought I was even weirder after I spit the fire bros
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>>36010964
now that songs gonna be stuck in my head kek
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>>36010896
Her cousin is better.
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>>36000635
So much for the wicked bonds strangling inspiration, Silent...you retreat into the Temple
Desert Urbania and drown...
Deep within the mosaic
of an inward fraction
Float forth subtle emissaries from outer-materia
Emerging, but THEY are one, blooming on Mount Chimera
Globular insinuation, mystic mood in a nameless location.
Enu edayon eikerppa
Sink and desert Urbania
"He offered me a shapeless way so unusual
A breach in the maze to feel the unexplainable".
Mere words !!
They're not suitable swords
To elate the pagans and their hordes
Veiled treasure, I still dream beyond this mortal frame )
We must focus on guiding pupils willing to soar
The school of thoughts, mirage haven for the sightless to explore.
Enu edayon eikerppa
Sink and desert Urbania
"Dancing on the limbs of a venerable and graceful oak
Escorted by fading Elvish shadows, to me He spoke:
"Truth is a shattered sun blinding
the senses of nations proclaiming they gaze at the right fragments... In
this perspective...I prefer okapis to humans".
Admire the Invisible,
The misunderstood majesty of the imaginative ghost
Seize the momentanous
splendor, disciple
Short-lived, Fleetingly sublime.
Admire the Invisible,
The misunderstood majesty of the imaginative ghost Acknowledge
with serenity the inescapable gaping jaws
Obsession of the voracious
clock...
Standing on the edges of reality, one could magnify even a sea
Believe and develop your innermost We conjure you, be our host...
Controlled madness
Lucid mummy
Ghoulish caress
Acid coffee
Would it seem senseless ?
If we scream like banshees ?!!?
Orchestrated wonders
"Lose your way" and plunder
A charred Bone-Wheel
is spinning
Unique !! Everything is yours to taste...
Wave it still... Long
Live The King !
Want to peel your skin ? There is no haste...
Trancelike motion
Absorb our potion...
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>>36000635

>Rain Drop
>Drop Top
>...
BANG
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IM THE SCATMAN SKEPI DEBADE DO DUN DUN DUN DO DUN DUN DUN
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>>36000635
Spanish anthem.
Has no lyrics so I'm safe.
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>>36011723
He'll just make you write down notes.
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An absolute classic of the edge.
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Barney and Friends OP.
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I'VE BEEN
WORKIN THIS GRAVE SHIFT
N' I AIN'T MADE SHIT
I WISH I COULD
BUY ME A SPACESHIP AND FLY
PAST THE SKY
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>tfw your memory is so poor you can't remember songs

All of you will never know how bad this feels.
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Boards of Canada - Magic Window
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>>36000635
ABC song
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>not playing The Ballad of Richard Nixon
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What am I supposed to say?
An old love called me yesterday
And she sounds so sweet
Why she sound so sweet

Drill me to the floor
This hurts even more than I expected it to do
Oooooo
Oooooo
(Ayyyepp)
Drill me to the floor
This hurts even more than I expected it to do

Like the moon says to the dark, we will never be apart
We'll never be alone again
Cause it was you who call me out
When I couldn't shut my mouth
About the last love that did me in
I couldn't sleep you said just sleep with me
I couldn't speak you said I'm listening
And if it breaks me down I'll be around
Until it's you love you're my new love

Drill me to the floor this hurts even more than I expected it to do
Ooooo
Ooooo
Drill me to the floor this hurts even more than I expected it to do
Ooooo
Ooooo

Old love
It's been so long
Why you gotta call
And hurt me hurt me [x3]

And I love you still
Why I love you..
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>>36001772
>WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
>AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS?
WHERE'S THE STREET WISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS?
>>
in ale gasn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UN04dHYII
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>>36000635
Star spangled banner
>>
Float on by modest mouse

I just ran through it to be sure and it's a lot shorter than I realized
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>>36012568
I RAN MY CAR INTO A
COP
CAR
THE OTHER
DAY
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>>36012591
Already lost, it's I backed my car
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>>36012615
On a related note anyone who can sing this without fucking up deserves a goddamn nobel prize
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yeah here we go for the hundredth time, hand grenade pins in every line, blow em up and let somethin shine, goin out of my fuckin mind
filthy mouth, no excuse, find a new place to hang this noose, string me up from atop these roofs, bind it tight so i wont get loose
truth is you can stop and stare, grind myself out and no one cares, guard the trench out, me down there with a shovel up out of reach somewhere
yeah, someone pour it in, make it a dirt dance floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out while we bring that chorus in

>i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out

go, stop this show, choppy words and a sloppy flow, shotgun opera lock and load, cock it back and then watch it blow
mama help me, ive been cursed, death is rolling in every verse, candy pane on his brand new hearse, cant contain him he knows he works
fuck this hurts, i wont lie, doesnt matter how hard i try, half the words dont mean a thing and i know that i wont be satisfied so why, try ignoring it, make it a dirt dance floor again, say your prayers and stomp it out as we bring that chorus in

>i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, i bleed it out

ive opened up these scars, ill make you face it
ive pulled myself so far, ill make you face, this, now

>i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, i bleed it out dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out dig it deeper just to throw it away, i bleed it out dig it deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, i bleed it out
>i bleed it out
>i bleed it ouuuuuuut
>>
clint eastwood by Gorrilaz
>>
>>36012632
ITS BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
SOMTHI NG SOMTHING SOMTHING I'M ANGRY
>>
>>36000635
Alberqucue by Weird Al
>>
They're coming to take me away haha!
>>
twinkle twinkle little star mother fucker
>>
Aesop Rock - Pigs
I dig a chick in pig tails!
>>
I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, YES EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES....I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, YES EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES....I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, YES EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1heGiIehU
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Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu amina!
Baba yetu yetu uliye
M jina lako e litukuzwe.

Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji, utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, muovu e milele!

Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni.
>>
>>36000711

Jesus christ, how much of a fucking mindless pop-culture slave normie can you be? You deserve a bullet to the head.
>>
Get Schwifty by Rick Sanchez
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>>36013275

Just let them shoot you, normalfag.
>>
>>36013275
by Mr Bulldops actually
>>
>>36013140
fuck yeah civ 4
>>
>>36013336
My nigga, i used to play that shit nonstop, baba yetu was the first song i learned in a foreign language actually.
>>
>>36001947
Great choice
>>
Verses from the Abstract
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>>36000635
never again-kelly clarkson
i hope the ring u gave to her turns her finger green i hope that when youre in bed with her you think of me i would never wisj bad things but i dont wish youbwell could you tell by the flames burned in the air i never read your letter cause i knew what youd say give me that sunny schooled answer and repent your self away does it hurt to know ill never be there thay it sucks you see y face every ehere it was you who just end it like u did i wasny lost to know you knew exavtly what youd do you dont say you simply lost your way she amy believe you but i never will never again
if she really knows the truth she desrves you trust me h CRAP Ignorance is bliss but the more the day comes and hes through with yoh and she hell be through with you youll die together but alone you dont owe me any letrer cause ibknew what youd say give me that sunny schooled answer and repent your self awAYYYYYY
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>>36000635
I like a challenge, scatman
>>
Invictus by Henley.

Only Poem I know by heart. It has been made into song multiple times.
>>
>>36000000

I'mma sing this.
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>>36000635
My countrys national anthem
>>
barbara ann, mabye he'll join in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw
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NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES
NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES
NO ALARMS AND NO SURPRISES

PLEASE....
>>
Is this /oursong/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
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>>36000635
It's 4 in the morning, the end of december...
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>>36000711
You should go away and never return
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>>36000635
mfw I can't recite any full song
just pull the trigger areadly faggot
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>>36001561
Vem kan ro utan aror
>>
>>36002677
Oh hey, someone copied me.
>>
>tfw only listen to songs without lyrics
oh no (yes)
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Like an angel who has forsaken sympathy, rise up young boy and make yourself a legend.

Blue skies and beckoning wings are trying to open the door of your heart, but you're gazing at me as if you can't see, you just stand there gazing quietly.

Your eyes hold such innocence, blind to The fate that will soon come to pass, but summoning you, with a touch like a sigh, you sink in without knowing why.

Scorching pathos, if you betray your memory, hold on tightly and do not lose vitality, you must embrace reality.

You've slept, forever so long, embraced in affection and cradled with care, but the morning's approach, with an echoing cry, you sink in without knowing why, and the moon, rises above, it wishes to show just how fragile you are. Our fate is not one we can fight!

Lobe is the thread of the story that's woven of future and present and past. I may not ever ascend to the heavens but I know my love will still last.

Rise up young boy and make yourself a legend.


Enh...I probably died, but at least I heard Evangelion once more.
>>
O Canada desu

I don't know any other song by heart
>>
Skeng obv
>>
>>36000781
how were there so many original posts before this?
>>
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IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE
IM YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SOME LOSE SOME ITS ALL THE SAME TO ME
THE PLEASURE IS TO PLAY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YO SAY
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>>36000793
Wrong, bang you're dead!
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Two by The Antlers
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>>36000635

theeeeeere's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
>>
>>36016554
Ed, is that you?
It's been so long.
>>
>>36000635
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH

original
>>
Tequila by The Champs
>>
how to disappear completely

fucktherobotfucktherobotfucktherobot
>>
>>36000635
Cascade, it starts with birds snakes and airplanes, Lenny Bruce is not ashamed
>>
>>36000793
what song is this?

...---..-
>>
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Probably this. I can recite the plane scene by heart

>>36009860
>say any common name
>the guy with the gun can't prove that a person with that name doesn't have their birthday right now
>he lets me go
>>
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER
THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG
AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO LIVE TOGETHER
IIIIIN THE KIND OF WORLD WHERE WE BELOOOONG

glad this wasn't original
>>
>>36000635
Making all the noises from "rockets fall on rocket falls" with my mouth.
>>
>>36000635
Tribute - Tenacious D

Pretty fitting i think
>>
I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all I'm piggety black black And black black and blackety black yo Because Im black and I'm back Yo I'm black and then black y'all and I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all and I'm black y'all And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all and I'm piggety black black black blackety black black black black black black black y'all And I'm black y'all, and I'm black y'all And I'm blackety black cause I'm black
>>
>>36018319
theme song from MASH
called Suicide is Painless
>>
Hot cross buns
hot cross buns
one a penny
two a penny
hot cross buns

Ok, let me go.
>>
it was a Friday-night, another week was over again
I wanted to switch myself off, not to feel ashamed
I wanted to relax, a bit, I felt that my life was warping,1
since long had I felt a craving for partying
I looked at the clock, I had an hour and a half
I thought that I should help myself to looking the most recent cinematography
I prepared a cold drink for myself, set party-outfit ready
so that when the film had ended, I would be quickly fresh
I sank into an armchair,
rented a porn-movie
because I had a feeling
that I should rest my eyes
on pleasant naked bodies
the film got started but I had nothing to do because
the screen was filled with naked men only
who were lacking fig-leaves in front of their dicks
I kept waiting and hoping
when a woman would enter the game
so that this 'porn' would end
[porn which was] unearthly to me

Fags were doing squats on a mirror-floor
had no pants on, had no pants on4

I gave up on the movie
I wanted to go dancing because -
can you imagine? - I like to dance
I clarified where to go, a new club, I like it
I called a cab, sat into the backseat
I said, honourable taxi-driver, how about you
take me somewhere suitable for a gentleman
Taxi-diver Sergei was a very upstanding-proper man
a leather waistcoat, a golden chain and grandly moustached
his talk was gooey, it distracted-disturbed me a bit
because moustaches - well yes, ok... - but waistcoat is not sexy at all
He kept hurling weird hints,
made suggestions to me, great-fancy ones
I suspected him right away ...regarding about back-humping
suddenly he stopped, opened the door, said, we are here now
I was there for the first time, wariness soughed in my ears
oh dear!
>>
Rain by Trivium. My screams and vocals both sound like old school Matt Heafy. I'd probably fuck up somewhere though.
>>
>>36000635
IT WENT SOWN TO THE CEMETERY LOOKING FOR LOVE.
>>
>>36000635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1O-30FTlBQ

>tfw to smart for lerics
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>>36020254
>Merzbow
Pleb tier noise. Back to /mu/ you go
>>
YUME WO KATARU KOTOBA YORI
YUME WO KATARU UTA NI SHIYOU
SORE NARABA IMA WO TSUTAERARERU KI GA SURU KARA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsdfEeINcGk
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>>36000673
krap nek
>>
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god
>>
>>36000635
i can't remember my dreams
when i was young i never had any fun
>>
>>36000635
Fuck singing, just bust a cap in me and end my shitty existence.
>>
>>36000635
Yo no se que hacer
Me enamore de ti
Enun dia
Y no se porque
>>
CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVAAAAA
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>>
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND
AND LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND
>>
>>36021519

Fuck I was just singing this after reading OP
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When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head
I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed
Float up streeeeeaaaaam
>>
Base solo: take 1
or the national anthem
>>
>>36021672

Holy fuck, I'm not taking my anthem, do you know how long the Dutch anthem is?
>>
>>36000683
hahahahaha, fucking kek man.
>>
A song I don't know the lerics to
>>
>>36021706
kende gij de brabanconne jonge
>>
>>36021934

Well I do now and it's a fair bit shorter than the Wilhelmus for sure.
>>
>>36003717
I'd probably go with "Help"
>>
>>36000729
>>36002407
unironically this

this songs been ingrained in my head for years now
>>
>>36000683
your faither would be proud...
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instrumental jazz
>>
>"Happy Birthday to you"
>"Happy Birthday to you"
>"Happy Birthday dear NIGGER *BLAM!*
>>
Replacer - Let your Mane Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV_x_vpKN-A
>>
>>36000635

a b c d e f g h i j k lmnop q r s t u v w x y z now I know my abc's next time won't you sing with me


ez
>>
Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry.
>>
>>36000635
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because...
>>
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[Hook: Cam'ron]
Ma, I been huggin' the block (huggin' the block)
That's right! Hustlin' rocks (hustlin' rock)
I know, I been pufffin' a lot (puffin' a lot)
But a nigga wanna know
Babygirl, you gon' suck it or not?

[Cam'ron]
Huh?
My dick hard as a motherfucker
You don't what?! Tell that shit to another sucker (what I look like?)
I ain't no sucka, mama, come on fuck the drama (fuck that)
Pet, kiss it, then, lil pucker-rama (lil pucker-rama)
I'm so active, you being so drastic
Got something for ya face, fuck pro-activ
I'm a pro at this
Round the globe, atlas
But I need to know ma, you gon' suck it or not?
Babygirl, I'm in love with the twat
Missionary, back shots, pop it off, rock it off
I tell you right now if my cock is soft (what I want?)
Head before and after (what's that?)
Top it off (do what?)
On ya knees, show you how to top a boss (how it go?)
Lick, suck, deep throat, stop, cough
Hop on, hop off, lollipop off
I know it's white, but here come the hot sauce

[Hook]

[Cam'ron]
Lookin light skinned, mami was tight slim
Fat ass, big tits, I noticed her nice chin (sturdy chin)
I approached her, slight grin, white Timbs, number you can type in
Said she don't like men (hahaha)
I just laughed, ma, if we link, we link
You don't like men? me neither, what a coincidink (what a coincidence)
Ms. Jiggy, Ms. Piggy, Pinky mink, pinky ring blingin'
Ma, you gon' suck it or not?
I ain't the type to diss you, kinda like the issue (I like that)
That's the situation, bring wifey with you (bring her)
Would you like a tissue? (Why?)
You gon' need it for the cum up in your nose, babygirl, cause you suckin my cock!
Ain't a question now, it's a guarantee
They say I think I'm the shit, (oh well) well apparently
But you won't hear words like "Marry me" (what, marry me?)
Only thing you gonna hear is, "suck it or not!"

[Hook]
>>
>>36000635
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Queen - I want to ride my bicycle

Bon Jovi - It's my life

Rapping for jesus

Cruel Angel's Thesis
>>
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>>36000635
>What song are you gonna sing perfectly
Rise of Evil
>>
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The only song that should be sung.

https://youtu.be/ZKaoBHgi_GE
>>
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From Here Till Utopia - Ramshackle Glory
>>
>>36025295
I'd pick the club hits of today are the show tunes of tomorrow.
>>
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>>36000635

Really nigger,

aslong as I don;t have to worry about Rhythm

Daft Punk_ Around the World
>>
>>36000635
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."
Originalio
>>
>>36000635
>LOOK
>IF YOU HAD
>MOM'S SPHAGETTI
I hardly know the actual song's lyrics but the sphagetti version is perfectly memorized
>>
Eight Line Poem
I can blast that
>>
>>36000635
4:33 by John Cage the musical man
>>
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anything by MC Mental
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ
>>
Fruit on the vine,
you've got yours and I've got mine
Meat on your bones
They won't know
They won't know
I love your face, just get away
I'm on my knees, fuck you, fuck me.
I'm on my way, to feel you dislocate.
Safe in your space
I'm open
Wide open
I love your face, just get away, I'm on my knees, fuck you, fuck me.
Why me?
Why me?
WHY ME?
AHHHHHHHHH
I love your face, just get away, I'm on my knees, fuck you, fuck me.
Me
Me
Me

(Breaking Benjamin - Topless)
>>
As I went down to the River to Pray.
>>
>>36000635
All 13 minutes of Rapper's Delight
>>
>>36001049
Nice choice my man, you live
>>
>>36000635
Horst Wessel Lied

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53R7L0W4wY
>>
>>36000635
The itsy bitsy spider
the alphabet song
>>
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>>36026164
>tfw you always mix up the Mother/Father parts
>>
>>36000635
Yeah
Back in the lab and shit
My wife said
I cant say no to nobody
And at this rate we gonn' both die broke
Got friends asking me for money knowing im in debt and like my wife said i still couldnt say no
Kinda difficult when you got family members on payroll
People saying im going crazy on twitter
My friends best advice was to stay low
I feel like im the only one not pretending in not out cotrol just out of their control
I know im the most influencel
That time cover was just confrimation
The closest thing to einstain
Dont worry about me im fine
I can see a
>ive prob been shot already
>>
Problem is that no track from merzbow has proper lyrics
>>
>>36000635
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwY2vzuksGk
>>
>>36020301
>Merzbow is popular, therefore he's bad
Wew lad.

Willing to bet you've only listened to Pulse Demon too. Stop giving opinions on things you know nothing about.
>>
Running thru the 7th with my woadies
>>
We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, okay?
Take on meeeee, Take on me
Take me onnnnnn, Take on me
I'll be goneeeeeeee
In a day or twooooooooooooooooo
So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
I'll be stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
Take on meeeee, Take on me
Take me onnnnn, Take on me
I'll be goneeeeee
In a day or twoooooooooooooooooo
Oh the things that you say
Is it live or
Just to play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me, Take on me
Take me on, Take on me
I'll be goneeeeeeeeeee
In a dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Favorite part)
I'll be gone Take on me
In a dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Second favorite part)
>>
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

oregano
>>
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey Jude, don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh

Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
>>
>>36000635
from memmery,
somebody once told em the world is gonna roll me, i aint the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger adn her thumb in the shape of an l on her forhead. wellthe years start comin and they dont stop comin, fed to the rules and i hit the ground running. Diddnt make sense not to live for fun because your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets. Youll never know if you dont go, youll never shine if you dont glow.

im bored ill stop now
>>
>>36000635
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way up to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money then I got a cheap method
Crack it open pour it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books!
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge all the flavors
That be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody wanna piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty five cents a pack
Three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing now that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin 'bout Ramen this shit"ll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Now come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say high to my home boy top Ramen!
>>
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21st Century Schizoid Man.

ez pz my dude
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