Will anybody be my bf? I'm 18, 6'1", 275lbs, male.

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Honesty is a redeeming quality in a place of anonymity.

Best of luck to you, my friend.

/r9k/ seems to have a disproportionately gay demographic

Is this evidence that homosexuality or transgenderism is a mental disorder?

>>35998841
>275lbs
sorry that's a deal breaker

you weigh over twice my weight, you could probably eat me

>>35999046
We've all just given up on the opposite gender

Are you just a regular gay or are you trans or cd\femboy? your pic makes me think you wanna be one of the latters.

Sry I have a gf if I didn't I'd consider talking at least

Honestly depends on how you carry your weight and your face.. I would like a bf, I haven't had one in a couple years

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>>35998841
>Will anybody be my bf
if you get the GET I'll be your bf

>>35999453
Currently rolling for a relationship

What city OP?
Originally

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>>35999439
I don't look egregiously look fat and I think I look cute sometimes
>>35999066
Nom
>>35999652
Midwest

>>36000864
>Midwest
Would be your bf if you wanted a euroBF. Do you play vidya? Do you want a meme-LDR?

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>>36000864
>think I look cute sometimes
Was referring to my face
>>35999134
I want to be one of the latters but cannot due to my weight
>>35999046
gay is contagious. I posted it here rather than /lgbt/ because I don't feel like I relate to people on lgbt, pluss the gay guys there are super snobby

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>>36000931
>Do you want a meme-LDR?
Depends. what do you play on?

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>>35999046
>/r9k/ seems to have a disproportionately gay demographic
>Is this evidence that homosexuality or transgenderism is a mental disorder?
Yes, we've all turned prison gay.

>>35998841
Is this the Ohio trap weeb that always begs for bf?

What do you like about linguistics and languages?

>275lbs
Eat more popcorn, beef, eggs and vegetables.

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>>36001235
I have mainly studied Jp, French, and German, but I like dabbing into other languages as well; Learning how they're fundamentally different is what makes me avid about it. I've been a bit lackadaisical lately though. And regarding lingusitics, it is similar. I like understanding the fundamentals and technicalities of languages, but also topics like pidgens. I have dedicated myself more to language studying though, and music in different languages intrigue me

>>36001203
Possibly, but I only made one thread like this one previously here.

>>36001440
>tfw actually starting to recognize the lonely boyposters here

That's it. The very last straw. I need to stop coming to this place.

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>>36001474
You were correct on location, so I'm pretty sure you saw my previous thread

>>36001389
Honestly just eat mad popcorn it has very low calorie density/is very filling for a "junk" food.

>>36001406
Bit more in depth than why they're interesting to me.. I just like learning about other cultures and languages seem to be a nice way to do it

We can be friends if u want anon

>>36001607
Have you gained weight since the last thread? Don't remember you mentioning it there

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>>36001967
I think I gained a few pounds based off my last few doctor visits since then bc sick, but I did mention it there. The second post was someome making fun of me then saying they're going to go shower.this was the images I used in the op

If you are cute
Maybe i would be your bf

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If you lost weight you'd have bfs coming to you.

>18
>275

too young and too fat. post your face

>>35998841
>275lbs
Get the fuck outta here nigga

Where in ohio are you?


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>tfw 250lbs 6 feet
How fucked am I?

>>36002454
You're getting to the point of no return

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>>36002454
Not as fucked as me
>>36002412
South part
>>36002162
Yes and I dread it everyday
>>36002341
How am I too young and too fat?

>>36002497
>>36002522
I haven't gone over 250lbs since I was in highschool, but what's the diagnosis? Am I disgustingly fat yet?

>>36002522
>18
Nigga you are still in high school. No one wants to put up with a high schoolers shit.

>>36002577
>>36002341
>Not wanting a teenage boytoy

>>36002594
275 pounds autismos arent great boytoys

>>36002623
That's why you humiliate them and degrade them until they either break or lose weight.

>>35998841
what language(s) do you study?

>>36002636
There are already much thinner boys out there to bully. Hooking up with someone whos 275 would be a massive waste of time

>>36002684
I'm 250lbs and a top it's not like I have options.

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>>36002648
German, french, but mainly japanese as I have stuck with it for the most years. German is probably my favorite aside from Chinese or Turkish.
>>36002577
I graduate like in a month plus I don't see how that's different if I wasn't in high school at this age.
>>36002567
No, I don't think so. I'm almost borderlining the no return spot(300)(I'm 275) but there's still a chance of losing the weight.

>>36002684
Might be some kind od dominance degradation fetish. Plus fater people usually have less confidence and are easier to bully.

>>36002636
> tfw no bf to do this to me
I honest to god hate being fat and I've been trying to start to lose at least 30-50 pounds for a few month

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>>36002833
come back when you lose some weight, fatty

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>>36003015
How about you go back to /lgbt/ you snobby faggot

>>36003015
>>36003050
Gay fight now!

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>>36003050
dont get too worked up, youll end up going for a bag of potato chip or something

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Eh, if your dick doesn't smell like cheetos I'd probably suck you off desu.

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>>36003101
I can tell what you're trying to do
>>36003114
Even though im fat, I am hygenic, nor do I eat cheetos

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We doing this?
>23, 5'8, 175lbs
>only pudge I have is where my love handles are
>trying to go back down to 150lbs

Which gayboy is interested?

>>36002684
>massive waste of time
hahahaha

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>>36003221
i don't have to do anything, youll just keep doing it to yourself

>>36002833
>plus I don't see how that's different if I wasn't in high school at this age.
what he means is that you're highschool-age. GENERALLY people at that age do a lot of melodramatic shit.

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>>36003633
And? Objectively, it doesn't matter. I'll die one day no matter what, and I'll be nothing, so I will not even know what I did during life anyways.

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>>36003689
Most people on this board are emotional wrecks, so I don't see how being stereotypically 18 is much different. I'm kind of a loner, so I don't think I interact with people enough to be that way

>>35998841
Read the rules you cocksucker.
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/

>>36003839
It was already explained to you, its just that you like being self unaware.

275ibs lose some weight for your own sake

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>>35999046
No its just a massive co-ordinated shill invasion from outside elements to in still a forced culture change. Fags, traps and women are not welcome and never have been.

>>36003050
What if you hate fatsos, fags, dikes and transfags? Is there a thread for us decent human beings too?

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>>36003882
You don't know me personally to know if I am melodramatic. I literally don't interact enough with people to be melodramatic
>>36003878
no u you angry white supremacist

>>36003971
I don't know you well enough to know you arent. But seeing how you are grossly overweight at your age its safe to assume you are hiding much more baggage than you are letting on right now.

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>>36003921
>decent human beings
>browses 4chan
Yeah, no.

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White midwestern and 275 lb tall gay nerd straight out of high school. You've got a big boy body and live in burgers & trucks central. You'd have to be the nicest guy to find somebody online.

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>>36004011
>assume you are hiding much more baggage than you are letting on right now.
I'm fat because I stay inside and play video games, hence being monastic. I could point fingers and say my guardians over fed me as a child, but it boils down to staying inside all day. My eating habits could be better, but I'm just lackadaisical and monastic

>>36003971
YES YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT. The rules are clear, no hookups or rate me threads. There is a board for it. Just as there is a board for FUCKING FAGGOTS. You fuckers are just mentally ill attention whores you couldnt make it on your hone boards so you leech her like parasites.

Fucking kill yourself you fat gaylord.

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>>36004090
no. I Will always post my faggotry here. /soc/ is normalfag central and the gays on /lgbt/ r mean
>>36004026
Even if I wasnt overweight, it'd still be difficult to find any gays here

>>36004085
Its highly doubtful you're anyone worth spending time with. You know what one of your biggest problems that prevents you from finding anyone already is, yet you arent taking steps to fix that. Making promises like "I will lose weight for you ;_;" are meaningless because those types of people tend to lose some weight, and balloon right back up to where they were.

>>36004184
I'm interested. Contact?

>>36004184
So yeah in other words
>i cant be the centre of attention in either of those places so i come here

R9k is not sad cunt faggot central. Its a place for the disenfranchised STRAIGHT men if society who csnt get women. Bassically a MGTOW/MRA command post and /pol/ feeder group.

Deal with it new faggot.

>>35998841
Sorry, OP, you weigh nearly three times what I do.

>>36004184
*slaps your ass*

/organo

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>>36004313
I can't get women either. /r9k/ is not a /pol/ board.
It's not supposed to be what you described at all; itit's supposed to be a board with original content, but you get cry baby virgins avoiding the filter with oriririririri
I've been here for years
>>36004264
Most people in the midwest aren't, but that's alp subjective.
>>36004271
What about that post made you interested in contacting me?

>>36004184
uhhh source to the full pic? google image search got me nothing

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>>35998841
pic of body, buddy?

>>36004448
>I've been here for years

Lol, so you do have more problems than you let on.

>>36004462
Can't find ir unfortunately
>>36004483
Ppl will bully me
>>36004554
What do you mean?

>>36004448
>/r9k/ is not a /pol/ board.

Yes it is, it gave birth to pol. Being a redpilled womam hater goes hand in hand with combatting feminism and the jews.

Fuck off faggot, you orobably cane here when tumblr and reddit invaded after gamer gate amirite? Ive been here since 08, do some time you illegal.

>>36004596
Just don't post your face. I have straight up nudes of me floating around and I'm not targetted because no face and didn't send them to anyone I knew.

>>36004448
>supposed to be a board with original content

Yeah but also
r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

Youre breaking the rules pillow biter. Get out.

>>36004448
>supposed to be a board with original content

Yeah because faggot hookup threads and trap threads like this are so original. You fuckers soam this biard with shit everyday and you know it.

Get out, we dont want you here.

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>>36004596
Not sure if I should lose weight or bulk up

You won't get bullied broski

>>36004839
yeah, I'd fuck you

/orignailng

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>>36004667
I don't use reddit and I've used 4chan longer than tumblr, which I only use the latter for porn

>>36004727
Why do u wqnt to see my body anyways
>>36004728
>camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/
Wtf I never see this sjit on /adv/ and im pretty sure its not allowed there. I at least don't see a sticky about it on there. Why would hookup threads be on /adv/? And the latter, I'm not necessarily trying to meet up. I'm pretty sure all of what you mentooned goes on /soc/ so you don't know what you4e talking about
>>36004757
Hypocrisy

>>36004864
aww thanks :3

ordinal

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>>36004839
I'm already being bullied, and they don't even knoq what I look like

>>36004946
Its because you are a retard.

>>35998841
go on a water fasting diet

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>>36004961
People have explicitly made fun of me in the thread for my weight.

Don't bother arguing. Nobody cares about this board, so make all the threads you want. Trigger the straight fucks.

That said, I don't think I could date a fatty, try to lose weight. I sit around alot too and do minimal exercise, but I'm skinny.

>>36005028
Do you honestly care about what some tards on the internet think about you, anon?

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>>36005085
No, definitely not. I affect there life in no way but nor will I probably ever; It is trivial. But I don't see why the other anon wants to see my body, and maybe be a little cautious

>>36004448
It wasn't that post in particular. It's been all your posts since the beginning of the thread. It was just most appropriate to respond to your latest post.

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>>36005182
I figured that, but why do you want to contact me? Ot may be difficult to know it's actually you

>>36005157
just curious about what you look like

>>36004890
>hypocrisy

No, im not breaking the rules but you are. Plain and simple.

This is not your board, its mine and the robots.

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Does it make anyone else mad that fatties would be fine but choose to squander their life by being lazy?
I've always been in a good shape but I'll never get a bf because I can't change my ugly face.

>>35998841
Is there even a need to have a bf? I don't think so

>>35998841
OP you're my type and I love linguistics too but you likely don't live where I do. I'd take you in a heartbeat though <3

>>36004890
>picks apart sections if the rules to boost his shit argument

Soc or adv point is there are boards for this shit and the rules say so, end of story.

Fuck off you attention whoring slut.

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>>36005282
>threads like this are so original
I wasn't referring to breaking the rules, autist. Your robot threads aren't original. Another anon implied this in the thread; it's just contenr created as a spinoff from /pol/'s cesspool
> robots
There is only one robot
>>36005269
Fat with body hair desu
>>36005312
no. Youre the one giving me attention <3

Too tall for cute.

>>36005389
If you dont like robot threads then fuck off! Why would you come to a board you dont even like?

Fucking parasite.

>>36005389
>no. Youre the one giving me attention <3

Avoiding the point again. Thread reported you rule breaking homosexual.

>>36005157
>I don't care what people think of me
>B-but theyll bully my fat ass ;_;

kek

>>36005829
I do like the robot threads. The anon was just being antagonizing, so I did also.
>>36005854
Do you think I care? This thread has been up for hours. It's obviously not a hookup thread if you've read anything in it. It's been talking about weight problems and you guys being assholes.

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>>35998841
>275lbs
Unfortunately anon, this might be one of your biggest hurdles to dating. That's a deal breaker for me and I think I might be for a lot of others here.

You probably won't want to hear this, but maybe you should join a gym and commit to going twice or three times a week and work really hard. It's gonna suck, but effort you out into bettering yourself will definitely pay off in the long run, as long as you commit to it.

Being a sperglord isn't that bad, you just have to be willing to talk to people and fuck up a lot. Don't take things too seriously and dont worry about the past, once something has happened, it's over. Move past it.

If you're having trouble talking to people, you gotta practice. Even just regular conversations help. Talking to guys you're interested as if they were regular people helps. As your talking to people in your normal life, thing about things you could say to either keep the conversation going with the current topic, add more information to the topic, or transition to a new topic (depending on what you want to do) Don't assume that you'll be able to chat up people perfectly at first, but as you gain confidence it'll come. One of the biggest parts of confidence is not being afraid to fail or fuck up. If you're holding back from doing something (like talking to that cute guy your thinking of) because you're afraid of what will happen if you fuck up you're doing it wrong. Doing things you're initially not comfortable doing is how you become comfortable doing those things and the only way to really grow personally.

Good luck anon. For some reason your post struck a chord with me so I wrote you a big ass post.

Love: anon

>>36005888
It digresses from the thread, and I dislike my body anyways. I don't want ro post it anyways for anonymous reasons

>>36005942
Thank you very much for your advice, anon. I want to start anon, but I've been trying a new diet the last week that has helped me eat less and lose the desire to eat too much. There's no reason for me not to lose it

>>36005950
Whatever you say, tubbs.

>>36005950
you're no fun :( ruihwe

>>36006058
How would I take it? I don't know What would be suitable

OP acknowledge me though

>>36006058
Ill post now if reque sted

>>36006191
acknowledges u

>20, 5'8, 150lbs
>top

Am I fucked?

>>36006222
Thanks. Are you manly? What kinda guys are you into?

>>36006198
tannk uuu :DD

>>36006294
I'm sort of maimly. I'd prefer to be feminine but I think I'masculine most of the time modtly bc of my weight I like both masc and fem guys, but I suppose I prefer semi-masc guys most of the time

>>35998841
do you accept female bfs too?

>>36006431
I supppse so. I don't particularly a problem with it. Like ftm?
>>36006355
I don't lmow how I should take the pictire

>>36006285
>Am I fucked?
Yes, you're made to be fucked.

>>36005919
>its not a hookup thread

Opening post
>will someone be my bf

Get out you moron faggot.

>>36006482
I suppose since I like the cute ones but I haven't figured that out in detail

>>35998841
I'll be your friend if you want anon. Unfortunately, I am not gay.

>>36006285
Just embrace the butt stuff, it feels a lot better anyway.

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>>36006652
What do you mean?
>>36006650
You can write a paper with a thesis statement completely different from the rest.
>>36006355
I have bictures

you need inner strength. you need to learn discipline, willpower, and find comfort simply being by yourself as yourself. other people can't live your life or live for you.

you're overweight cause you it's probably comforting and natural to just eat or something like that? you don't try and abstain from eating or use self-control to control your life instead you just go with urges as they come. this idea you need others to love you is just another craving to indulge you, but it won't complete you

you don't need other people to love you you need to love yourself. attention from other people isn't enough to sustain you cause it's like clouds passing. people who are happy and comfortable just being themselves are more happy and complete than any mess who finds "true love".

>>36006400
Yeah I'm manly too but I'm not overly manly either, haha. I'm personally found of masculine guys more, but if a guy's cute but effeminate I could get into it.
Any fetishes? Also what do you think of hangul?

>>36006740
>>36006482
girls seem to love me whenever I wear a fuckig skirt tho I*m a straight female
and I like quilts and male cuties -.-

>>36005251
You said you wanted a boyfriend. So, let's get to know each other. You'll know it's me based on how I type.

>>36006843
Oh I get you now. I wouldn't mind a female bf.
>>36006803
I'm not entirely sure what kimd of fetishes I have. I sort of have a fetish for cuddling and possibly smaller penises.
I kind of oscillate on what my ideal physique is. Sometimes I want to be masculine sometimes opposite. Im not entirely sure
I used to know how to read hangul; I learned to read it for a brief project. Pretty easy and enjoyable, except I couldn't learn it with the romanizationromanization. There were weird inconsistancies from the patterns

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Obligatory original comment.


originigger.

>>36006946
What would be an appropriate form of contact?

>>36007021
Skype, Discord, if you don't have any of those or don't want to use those you can always make a throwaway email.

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>>36006991
You sound like a decent person
I hope you snatch a cutie according to your wishes and I'm a bit envious for your nex crush

>>36007258
Post discord pls, I'm the guy making you questions

>>36007258
saglik-abokado #0065 is my discord.

>>36007292
one of the few civil and polite people in the thread

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>>36007292
tfw I will nevee meet anyone avid in linguistics lile I am irl

>>36007360
so I messed up again- being sincere seems the reason for all my (yous) -.- I've never got them for shitposting

>>36007447
R u wanting to talk to me or not? I'm getting mixed signals

>>36007401
I feel ashame since my english is pure trash inspite of my love for ?good phrasing?

>>36007554
>?good phrasing?
Could you explain this, anon?

>>36007447
I'm an female, european noob
sry I just wanted to strenghten you since decent human beings are rare on 4chan

>>36007493
I wanted to reply to this one
>>36007698

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>>36007698
Super odd conversation.
Also I'm not a euro, unless you were sayiny you were

>>36007808
well seems like you found the most autistic 4chan user

>>36007808
and yes, I am from europe

OP are you cut or uncut? Just wondering

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>>36007963
I am Cut. Weird to wonder about

>>36008145
Not only are you fat, you have a mutilated penis. Gross

>>36008145
Is it big? I wanna see it

>>36008343
It's a little under seven inches i think. I havent accurately measured it in a while but i have a good idea. Do you want me to post it here?
>>36008283
The latter I had no choice in.

>>36008468
Yes please do anon I wanna see it.

>>36009112
Wow that's a nice cock there OP. I'd love to suck it. <3 and hope you'd be okay with sucking me off too!

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>>36009168
very lewd. I'd be down for that, but probably live super far apart
contact?

>>36009230
Nah I'm not American though, sorry :(
But you do seem like a really nice dude man. I'd like to add you to my contacts but I'm kinda trying to focus on irl socializing for now.

>>36006740
You are still sn unwelcome board cross rule breaking faggot.

You are not a robot, never will be. End if story. Fucking leave.

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