Hey hey how's your day going? Stressful I'd imagine

>>35997502
Hey, CIA.

Everyday is always stressful. I want to kill myself, but I'm too much of a coward to actually go through with it. Everytime I wake up it's like a voluntary nightmare with the only way to make it go away is to sleep more. I hate myself so much. God, I hate this so much. Kill me, please.

Assassinate me, please CIA. I'll shoot up a school, I'm ISIS. I'm anything. Please kill me.

>>35997547
The Central Intelligence Agency no longer carries out assassinations. This isn't the old days anymore, buddy! Haha. Have you tried talking to a counselor? Your death won't solve anything. Living in despair may not either, but there's at least a chance to escape despair if you're still alive. Keep fighting, champ.

t. Your friends at the CIA

>>35997547

Dude, let's get recruited by the CIA to get recruited into ISIS and we'll go deep cover and have a gay love affair with the top ISIS leader and then he'll trust us and we can take down their whole regime. I'm sure the CIA would love to have us.

>>35997611

Hey dude, I asked you a question! How is your day going?

>>35997626
While your idea does sound a bit grandiose, if you're seriously considering a career path at the CIA, then pursue it! We're always accepting new people willing to work for the greater good of our country. Just look up on our main website and search the Careers section.

And no, you don't have to be some "super spy" who puts his life on the line like in the movies to join the CIA. The number of desk-bound IT jobs outnumber our field operators.

>>35997502
Yeah. I couldn't find Doctor Pavel

>>35997711
I have pursued it. I applied 3 years ago and didn't hear back. Thing is I have no college education and no desire to. I'm smarter than most adults and really don't think I need one to get a specialized job at CIA.

I've got some talents that are 99.99% i won't even talk about them.

Sure I'd love to be an operator but a pencil pushing job would be cool to.


Do you think I have a chance if I write a proper essay and fill out the online app meticulously?

I think i'd be immediately disqualified from the Directorate of Operations automatically since I posted about it on 4chan. Covers blown. oh well

Tell me about Dulles and United Fruit please

>>35997904
99.99 percentile, typo there

>>35997904
>would be cool to.
>smarter than most adults

jesus i need to get some sleep lol

Go fap to pony porn, we know you want to.

This one's dedicated for you, CIA


https://youtu.be/Fqw-ljCb5-0

>>35997502
its painful. i think my wisdom teeth have grown into my jaw or something. everything mouth related hurts.

>>35997502
It's going okay I guess

>>35999886
Ouch, didn't you have them removed? Might want to get that checked out

>>35999927
Just okay?

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>>35997611
>The Central Intelligence Agency no longer carries out assassinations.