Why did she do this to the world?

I switch the radio off every time I hear that song come on the radio.

Not, as you might imagine, because I'm sour about being an average height and average-looking. Rather, the lyrical simplicity of that particular piece drives me up the wall. Is that seriously the best they could come up with?

"He's so tall and handsome as hell?"

Really?

>>35996092
I listen to it, to punish myself for being me.

>>35996092
normies don't care about lyrics or message

>>35996057
Im a manlet and when I hear that while driving on the radio it cuts deep everyime

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>>35996092
>He's so tall and handsome as hell
>I switch the radio off every time I hear that song come on the radio
>Not, as you might imagine
>the lyrical simplicity of that particular piece drives me up the wall
>average height
>and average-looking
Sure thing bud.

>>35996092
This. I hate how media portray every man.

It's in tv in that the lead is always above average height and is rugged as fuck

It's in porn in that every man has a huge dick (even porn for guys)

it's in music in shit like this

>>35996142

I'm 5'11" and have had several long-term relationships; a song on the radio isn't going to get me jealous.

I know you're a shitty troll but come on. 90% of the shit being produced in studios now is absolute garbage. If I can predict a verse using common sense and rhyme schemes, that's pathetic.

We live in an era of cliche-ridden nonsense, with each song taking ten people develop what an autistic boy boy in a tenth grade creative writing class could shit out his ass in a fortnight.

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>>35996092
lmaooooooooo the lyrical simplicity bothers you

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO FUCKINGGGGG DWAARFFFFFFFFF AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCDSKLJFSDLKJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET OUTTTTTT

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>>35996180
>emphasizes twice how the lyrics don't bother him
>in a thread about being bothered by the lyrics
>comes up with the lyrical simplicity of that particular piece drives me up the wall instead
>5'11
>feels the need to defend himself twice about his relationships and how the song totally doesn't make him jealous
>I know you're a shitty troll but come on
>5'11
>5'11

Twas a fortnight in the black ham forest...

>>35996209
>>35996259

wew, /b/-tier trolling.

>>35996092
My thoughts exactly.

I can't believe how often it's on the radio for having the lyrical value of a 5th grader

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>>35996295
HE'S SO SMALL
5'11 THE HELL??
HE LOOKS BAD
BUT HE PREPS IT SO WELL

>>35996295
>come to a thread about being insecure about height related lyrics
>goes out of his way to point out how much he hates the lyrics
>trips over himself to claim it's not about height
>is 5'11
>"I don't believe you"
>wew, /b/-tier trolling.
You're a sad little man..
...let

>>35996337
>>35996360

>still going on about it

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>>35996381
Sorry for talking DOWN to you

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>>35996337
oh shit that made me laugh

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>>35996092
>>35996325
newsflash

only autists listen to music for 'lyrical content'

you're listening to music, not analyzing classical poetry

its meant to be played and to be jammed out to in the car or at parties or at clubs
its not about 'look how philosophical i can get'

its just about lets have fun

this song in the OP , you guys are really get mad about her saying 'i like tall guys?
shes fucking tall as fuck herself
and its kind of a given that girls like tall guys

its like saying 'hes so jacked from the gym and handsome as hell'
would that hurt you?

its like saying 'hes so cool and doesn't spend time on some gayass website for autsits and handsome as hell?

grow up

>>35996475
this turd probably faps while listening to kpop, none of which he can understand >>35996092

>>35996057
I don't know what is this but it makes me feel bad when I think that literally no girl ever will be happy to the sole thought of me, no girl ever will try her best to look good to me, no girl ever will be all happy and blooming when she goes to work the day after a date with me.

It's a horrible feel really.

>>35996057
>listening to the radio
>not just playing your own music from your phone connected by aux cord

This was your first mistake OP

>>35996475
>Why do you manlets act so insecure when this 10/10 whose lyrics represent female mainstream fancies about how attractice height is?
kmon son

>>35996514
>not connecting your phone to play even more tay

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>Chad grandfather died
>I am the only REAL man in the family thus the new head
>my duty to protect family traditions and the women
>only 5'8
>cousins turn into coal burners dating 6'+ black dudes and latinosa

JUST

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>>35996565
>5'8
>man
uh huh

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>>35996605
Hey I may be 5'8 but I can easily dominate a tall lanky. I'm black and well built.

>>35996057
How about we start using leftists shaming tactics for ourselves and make #heightshaming a trend?

>>35996634
>cousins turn into coal burners dating 6'+ black dudes and latinosa
>I'm black and well built.

>>35996634
>black
>well built
pick one on your way back to the fields, negroe

>>35996521
It's not actually manlets, it's bitter virgin lanklets. They are flooding /r9k/ every day with manlet threads.