You're only allowed to post in this thread if you've had sex

>>35991964
Fucking normie scum
DELET THIS

>34
>50+
>27

I was a late bloomer. Caught up fortunately.

22
0
n/a

always sageru

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>>35991964
>28
>0
>N/A

You have no power here, normalswine.

>>35991964
>21
>20-30
>15

>35
>1
>14

too low in contnett reeee

>>35991964
24
9
16
never sober

>>35991964
>22
>1
>20

I can't stand 18 year olds on here who want to anhero due to virginity. You should not be having sex at 18 unless you're a turbochad or ubernormie. You should wait until you are in your 20s and married.

>>35991964
22
0
0

what do i win?

original orangutans

>25
>2, fooled around with 2 more, no penetration with penis tho, so can't be counted
>19 (partial penetration and heavy petting), 20 fully lost V card

>22
>5
>14

Its kind of gross now when I think about it but can't change the past I guess.

>>35991964
>> 44
>> 3 full coitus + 2 restricted to heavy petting and oral sex
>> 19

>22
>~45 (lost count)
>16

>>35991964

21
26+
17

was a late bloomer

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>26
>1
>26

At least I won't become a wizard.

>>35991964
>18
>9
>15
I'm probably the biggest normie on r9k but once upon a time I was a beta faggot, I like to think I can help some of you guys crawl out of your self hatred if I did it once.

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>19
>2
>17
i regret it, i want my virginity back

>27
>0
>0

Dont even care anymore

>>35992258

No you cannot, now fuck off to your normie life!

>>35992213
was it a hooker?

also i'm curious, how did it go?

>21
>11
>16

This is a normie thread now.

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>>35992258
how did you do it?
more importantly, how do you start a conversation with a girl, especially if you are a beta?

>>35992259
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAH

how does it feel to be a fucking NORMIE

you will NEVER EVER EVER get your virginity back.

I will become a wizard ad have wizard powers and you will have NOTHING.

and that goes for the rest of you normies

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

get off this board

>>35992258
i don't fink so m8

22 virgin here

what is your advice.

>20
>~46
>14

Didn't get molested as a kid fyi

FUCKING NORMIES

FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

NOW!

FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

>>35992327
look out kiddo moddos are comin getya

>>35991964
I'm a virgin and I'm posting in this thread because it's our board, not your board. You have no right to be here, leave normalfag.

19
17
12

i just wanna fuck more bitches

>>35992507
You're either a gay slut or roastie slut or one of the most handsome charismatic men on Earth with a BMW.

or Sushibro and thus nostandards

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>>35991964
Normie go to hell

>>35992549
then go fuck yourself normie faggot

>>35992591

want me to dress up before you filthy faggot

>age
23

>number of sexual partners
started with my ex, relationship ended and then I just went off the rails.
2 black girls, bareback a shemale prostitute in the woods, 2 east european prostitutes, 1 middle aged chinese whore

>age virginity lost
21

>>35992499
You're fucking 16... Why are you here?!!!

>age
29
>number of sexual partners
5
>what age you lost your virginity at
17

I attribute this to mania.

>>35991964
>19
>0
>???

i need help i dont leave my house.

>26
>4
>16

Fuck my scorecount is low. Fuck this thread.

>>35992573
apparently i'm handsome
and yes i'm a gay slut but i'm a pitcher not a catcher

>>35992518
>>35992534
>>35992577
>>35992591

Serious question: do you actually think that posts like this have ever caused a single normal person to leave the board and not come back? Like, ever?

>>35991964
>age
20
>number of sexual partners
50ish
>what age you lost your virginity
15

>>35991964
Statistics, huh. Okay.

>24
>1
>19

>>35992294
I lost it to a cute but chubby 21 y/o girl that I met off of Tinder. We went on a couple of dates and I had sex with her a total of 6 times.

But I broke it off after 3 weeks because I (for the most part) enjoy my hermit lifestyle and she was too clingy to my liking. DESU, relationships are a ton of work and I just wanted to lose my v-card.

>25
>1
>6 or 7 I think

>>35992845
literally the best possible way anon. Gods work.

>>35992749
>apparently i'm handsome
That was for straight guys, man ass is cheap boyo.

>normies

Why must they come here and ruin this board?

21
6
19

total waste of cash
yet I can't stop wasting it
i want off this ride

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>>35991964
22
1 hopefully 2 soon
18

>>35991964
>24
>11
>7

I don't have sex too often.

>>35991964
>21
>7
>14 (She was 13)

>>35992904
>> robots

Why do they leave their little echo chamber and go out and shit up other boards with their permavirin butthurt?

>>35992303
>>35992332

When it comes to women, really the best thing to do is just try to interact and have fun. I'm inherently pretty confident but I lost it in my teenage years and gained it back by just flirting and overcompensating with my ego. It worked wonders for me but I got lucky living in normie central. I flirted with everyone, and I just became charming. The thing that helped most was spending time around old folks, they're some really lovely people and I learned a lot from them. Volunteered at a senior sailing club for a while and always would talk with the old guys about their youths and ask them their interests, and the little old ladies would sit on the beaches and I'd always bring them drinks. I learned from them the simple joys in life and that being kind and polite is a much more rewarding behavior than being rude and entitled. It's about humility. If you see a girl you like, don't think about how you wanna fuck her or whatever. Think about how pretty she is and how you'd love to get to know her. Think about her personality. What's her favorite food? What do you think she does in her spare time? Does she sing or dance? Perhaps she's a huge fan of college football, or maybe she's a greasemonkey. Maybe she loves working with children and people with disabilities. Just think about the questions you'd wanna ask to get to know someone, and if you can't work up the courage to talk, that's fine. More often than not if you see a person on two separate occasions with friendly behavior you'll see them a third, and by that time you'll have the confidence you're not gonna fuck up.

>23
>10 (13 if including oral-only)
>19
And I've only had sex with my gf in the last two years.

>24
>6
>18

Dont mute me you fucking niggerbot

>>35993097
I'm home, you are the invader, not me.

>28
>3
>25

Thats one per year MOTHERFUCKER.
WE NORMIE NOW

26
18 + 2 traps
17

Lel

>>35991964
>20
>1
>20

oreganoiohiouio

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>20
>2
>16

One asian and one black
I am white

21
2
18


Hookers. Cheap hookers from Backpage that I did some reviews searching on.

>23
>3
>16
>tfw haven't had sex in 2 years, and likely never will again

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>>35991964
NORMAN
OUT
NOW
REE

>>35991964
Fuck off virgin fag

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>24
>2
>18

Passed up sex with probably three (at least two) girls before I was 18 because I felt like I wasn't ready and also depressed. Don't feel bad about it.
Also passed up a very likely threesome with 1 out of the 2 I had sex with. Unless two girls blindfolding me taking turns kissing me and undressing me and themselves doesn't count. This one I do regret missing out on.

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>>35991964
>>35992258
>>35992259
>>35992327
>>35992499
>>35992549
>>35992620
>>35992648
Why are there so many children on this board? Don't you losers have tumblr pages to update?

>>35991964
>18
>164784135465418634168e
>1


also i hate this board my post orginal as fuck nigeers

21
1
14

>tfw was just experimenting with a guy my age
>tfw never seen a pussy
Fuck my life up pham

>>35993401
>tumblr
hell no man

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>>35993401
you're mistaking young people and feminists

>>35991964
19
1
18
Originoliolinio

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>>35993438
>under 20
>"hell no" to tumblr

ALL FUCKING NORMIES
FUCK ALL OF YOU NORMAL FAGS
REEEEEEE

>23
>0
>n/a

Non-virgins should leave this board and this world.

>>35991964
>22
>6
>18
sedrfghhgb

>>35992766
Posts like theirs make me aware of how much autism is on this board.
If that isn't a reason to leave then you're just as sad as the next virgin.

>22
>3
>18

Unique content

>>35993499
Good job. That'll show 'em. I'm sure all of the normal people have left now because of your assertiveness. You do your board proud, citizen.

>>35993449
fuck off you underage autist go back to school and repost more funny dank memes on facebook you fat fuck

>19
>1
>17
am now hiv+ lel

>>35991964
Why the fuck are you even here for! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>19
>2
>15
I don't actually belong here

>>35993127
The thing is anon although I'm a virgin I don't want to stick my dick in a normie.

I'd rather die a virgin than ever fuck a normie.

what would we even talk about?

We have nothing in common.

I masturbate to futas and think it's not that gay and she watches the kardashians, i mean, these are two completely different ends of two different spectrums.

>>35993724

Hmmm. People have been trying this approach all through the thread and it doesn't seem to be working. Maybe add two more rows of 'E's and a picture of an screaming frog. That'll do the trick; I'm sure of it.

>>35992089
The average age to first have sex in the U.S is around 16-17. Nearly everyone has it by the time they graduate high school. And if they don't, they lose it freshman year of college.

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>22
>zero
>N/A

and I am a 7.5/10 that is 6'1" life is not fair.

>24
>6-7
>5ish

Most of those were family members and the two that weren't were guys... Also I haven't had sex in over a decade.

>>35991964
>36
>100+
>13

Content originale original and oregon

>>35993924
"family members" like those people everyone says you're related to but you aren't. Sorry needed to correct. One was my brother's cousin(different dad) one was my dad's niece(he's not actually my dad), two others were close family friends that they say are cousins. Sorry, wanted to clarify to not seem like a creepy incest guy.

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>19
>2
>18

How am I doing guys? Can I still become Chad?

25
58
24

I'm dying of cancer. And 15 of those girls were prostitutes.

>>35991964
>age
19
>number of sexual partners
1
>age for when virginity was lost
18

I ended up marrying the guy. He was also a virgin too. Our marriage really works because neither of us have friends.

>>35993919
7.5/10 with that forehead, that nose, that hair
dream big man

Why do so many normies come here?

Its like going to /v/ but you hate video games, what's the point?

19
1
17

she was a prostitute and i was really drunk...

>29
>23
>20
After my first real relationship ended I kind of turned into a slut. Last year I had gotten dumped by text and the girl I had been chasing for almost year took me out for drinks. We ended up having sex that night, and 5 months later she's pregnant with my kid (oops). Life is strange

>>35994029
Robots are highly entertaining, it's like going to the zoo or watching hippies at Whole Foods

>28
>3
>17

I've only ever had sex with girls I've dated, never had a one night stand. I like my own space too much and I can't handle having too much time taken from me. I just think I do better on my own.

This seems like a good thread to get banned on
>5
>0
>5

>>35994192
This. If you just ignored us instead of sperging out so spectacularly, we'd lose interest and leave forever.

>>35991964

>age
18
>number of sexual partners
12
>what age you lost your virginity at
14


I don't feel like I belong in this board, I just like reading stories fron different prespectives.

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>24
>0
>N/A
>Original

>>35991964
my age is 34
the amount of woman i've fucked is 19
i lost my virginity at age 24
you'll get muted for 2seconds if you just post three two didget numbers

>>35991964
>age
28
>partners
1
>lost the card
17

>>35992258

>had sex at 15
>thinks he was a beta
Fuck off deluded normie.

>>35991964
>>35992034
>>35992041
>>35992044
>>35992042
>>35992089
>>35992142
>>35992154
>>35992182
>>35992208
>>35992210
>>35992259
>>35992296
>>35992507
>>35992549
>>35992638
>>35992619
>>35992674
>>35992837
>>35992907
>>35992923
>>35992909
>>35992956
>>35993167
>>35993134
>>35993239
>>35993272
>>35993251
>>35993275
>>35993354
>>35993322
>>35993392
>>35993454
>>35993536
>>35993665
>>35993720
>>35993725
>>35993859
>>35993924
>>35993929
>>35994006
>>35994010
>>35994014

I hope you guys spend the remainder of your life in fucking despair and loneliness.
Just leave us alone.

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>>35991964
>20
>0
>lmao

HAHAHAHAHHAHA *inhales* HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA . Life's a fucking joke and I'm not laughing anymore...

>>35994578
The future of this board is at stake

22
30+
14
Been on a very dry year right now. Pray for me bois

>>35991964
>26
>1
>21

im honestly waiting for everything tonget better but im kinda ok with this

>>35991964
>22
>7
>14
shit was "interesting" when i was younger

>>35991964
>24
>6 I think unless I'm forgetting someone
>16

>>35994578
yeah me too anon me too

>>35994578
>I hope you guys spend the remainder of your life in fucking despair and loneliness.

So, you're cursing us to become you? That's different.

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>24
>3
>19

It's been a lonely 2 years since I Last had sex

>>35995081

I heard that. My girlfriend had to come off of contraceptives because of some medical issues, and I don't trust condoms; so it's been awhile for me as well. Finally have my debts paid off, though; so now I can afford a vasectomy.

>>35995057
Why are you failed normies always hanging around here? Shouldn't you be out wageslaving or something?

>>35994578

this is a robot board though, not a beta board.

if you had sex and relationships before and realized it's not for you, you belong here.

i had a sex life for approximately two months after losing my virginity. i found the whole sex thing to be quite underwhelming, and the relationship itself to become more annoying than fulfilling. i really don't mind being single and just by myself anymore, cuz i know I'm not missing out on something that's fulfilling to me personally.

>>35991964
>19
>1
>17
Well, at least I will not turn into a wizard i guess

>18
>1
>17
Oh bridge anal

>>35991964
>25
>20
>22

Added content

>>35991964
>24
>14
>22

I became a manwhore after I lost all my fat and became /fit/.

Currently seriously considering g4p because I had a good offer from a random rich guy that often stays at the hotel I work. I could really use the money and I've always atleast wanted to try homosex to see if I like it.

No homo.

>>35991964
>19
>1
>18
Still with the same fucker

>>35991964
>28
>seriously cant say the exact number but less than 20
>16

Had only three relationships. My currrent one started about almost four years ago and I'm proud to say I've been always true to her. Most of my fucking around was done between the age of 23-25. I was a massive asshole back then and eventually even fell into depression, which my gf helped me to come over.

>27
>something like 14 i think
>16

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31
1 (qt, not a prostitute)
31

>25
>20+
>22

I was really shy in high school and college. After I graduated both, I tried online dating and fucked a lot of easy sluts.

>23
>2
>18

contentykui

>19
>1
>20
Quick tinder hookup but it's been about a year and I've done nothingness. She moved to Seattle and i dont talk even try anymore

>>35995155

Who said I'm failed?
I come here to remind myself of what I used to be and what I could have been stuck being forever if I hadn't decided to quit being a whiny little bitch and turn my life around.

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FUCKING NORMIES ITT I HOPE SATAN TRACKS YOUR IP AND FUCKING BUTTFUCK YOU YOU ARE NOT DESERVING OF LIFE

FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK OOOOFFFFFFFFF MYYYYYY BOOOAAARDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>26
>1
>23

I fucked up my one chance and will probably never get another GF again :(

>>35991964
>21
>1
>12
I was unironically molested.

>>35991964
>27
>1
>13
My psychiatrist says I have sexually induced ptsd not so different from a rape victim.

>24
>10
>19
If it makes you feel better, I went through a long dry spell before getting the last four

>>35995155
You guys are fun to me. Not even in a mean way. Besides, there is a saying in english that "misery likes company" and thats true. The first time I discovered 4chan I was really down. Now I come here out of habit, because I am bored and still sometimes due to sadness. You guys actually are valueable to the outside world.

>>35995470
Thats really how it should be. I could not have done it that way, simply because I was too much of an insecure fuck who just wanted to fuck around for quite some time. Naturally most of my early attempts failed in often hurtfull ways. It really took some time for me to learn what I really want and need. Having sex with different woman in short periods of time did not make me happy. It made me a douchebag. Hold her dear, wish you luck.

>>35995638
theyll say anything to keep those paychecks coming in, nothing is wrong with you, faggot. 13 is an age where you know what sex is

>>35991964
If you are able to have sex with a girl that is not a hooker/escort you should leave /r9k/. You don't belong here.

>>35995819
Fuck this a normie thread. I am silenced in 99% of the threads here. And /b/ is mostly unbearable.

>>35995619

Someone with a sex life has posted in your safe space and you are now triggered. Do you...

A) Ignore it?
B) Fuck off to wizchan where it's actually against the rules for people to do that?
C) Entertain the invaders and encourage them to stay by sperging out in all caps?

>>35991964
>20
>1
>19

Was only 2 months ago. Drunken one night stand

>>35993401
I go to a bunch of those r9k discords and they are filled with underage.
Im 19 and have been on 4chan for years so I understand

>>35991964
>19
>1
>18
it was a good time, but i didnt come for any of the 3 times it occurred :/

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>21
>1
>18

been with the same girl ever since

>19
>2
>14
Haven't had sex in over two years now, only had one kiss since then drunk at a party with some drunk roastie who literally dragged me onto a couch with her.

>>35995587
>Who said I'm failed?
You.
And your post just outed you as a lying little virgin who has to pretend to not be a loser on the autistic loser board of 4chan.

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>>35995665
You're utter cancer that contributes nothing but shit and low quality traffic to this site, and you need to go back to online retard land.

>23
>5
>The age of 7

Stay mad.

>>35995181
>if you had sex and relationships before and realized it's not for you
That's the antithesis of what "robot" means you underage dipshit.

>>35996011
>discords
>filled with underage
Wow, what a mystery.

>so I understand
You clearly don't.
Fuck off back to ifunny

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>25
>6
>21

I was a late bloomer. Austistic enough to piss off normies and normal enough to piss of robots.

>>35991964
>18
>0
>+infinity

Are you shitting me? Not original?

>>35992878
>6 or 7
??????
HOW

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23
>age: 23
>number of sexual partners: stopped counting after 20
>lost virginity at 16/18 (oral vs sex )

>>35991964
>28
>1
>20

Nice looking T H I C C girl but I was so fucking drunk I wouldn't even count it 2bh. I also asked her to get on her fours when I had some serious technical troubles doing it missionary style and she asked "why?". Was sort of funny.

>19
>0
>N/A
oregano

>22
>5
>18

I used to be qt so grills approached me even though I am autistic

>19
>4
>18

No one knows the power levels

All of you fucking chads will have failed marriages in the future if you keep sticking your dick in so many whores.

>>35991964
>21
>1 - was in a relationship for a few years
>18

it hurts me on so many levels that 90% of 4chan is normie territory, pretending to understand robot pain

there is literally nowhere for us, just leave us degenerate fucks somewhere to talk, stop ruining literally everything you fucking cunts

>>35991964
>19
>1 hope it won't be more
>18

> 19
> 1
> 18, 14th September
And then i realized - sex is really boring thing for me, cuz i`m a fucking loser.

>>35991964
22
1
17

At least I don't have to worry about it anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
This is all you need

>>35991964
>21
>1 Non-Prostitute, 20+ Prostitutes
>20 (Prostitute)

>22
>2
>19

nearly three years between partners, then at the beginning of this year i got lucky. that broke off after a couple of weeks though so im back to square one. i already forgot what it feels like. i might as well be a virgin desu

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>>35991964

432
1 (your mom)
2 and a half

Your moms going to jail OP. Well done.

>>35996380
Nope. I was a robot until my 19th year and then I became a real boy. But, whatever makes you less butthurt with envy...

... like this guy >>35996728

>>35996772
>just leave us degenerate fucks somewhere to talk

We have. It's called wizchan. We can't go there (and if your fellow robots would keep their permavirgin butthurt off of other boards, I'd have never known this place existed).

>>35991964
42
Right and left hand
Still a virgin

>>35991964
What if I've had internet sex?

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>>35991964

>26
>4
>18

originalio, apparently i have a dopplganger here

>>35991964
23
2, a couple others with no vaginal
19

>>35991964

>18
>2
>16

neither experiences were particularly enjoyable so

>>35997051

because they were too young and not good at sex

i laugh at all the losers on /r9k/ who think that a woman is better when she a virgin because she's "pure"

a woman who has fucked a few different guys has more thorough experience with men in general and how to be good at sex

only self-hating losers that are bad at sex value virginity in a woman

>18
>5
>17

origenalio!1!

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>>35991964
>23
>1 and 1/2
>18

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>37
>upwards of 30, not sure of exact number. lots of drunk sex.
>13
i was a lesbian in an all girls school. it was nice.

>>35991964
19 y/o
1
16 y/o

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>>35997335

do you think being in an all girls school makes girls more likely to become lesbian?

>>35991964
>20
>0
:( Why am I such a loser

>age
25
>number of sexual partners
2
>what age you lost your virginity at
21

(^:L

>>35996959
>until my 19th year
Congratulations on turning 20 and finally mustering the courage to pay for a whore! :^)

>butthurt with envy
Ohhh, nevermind. You're not 19 yet, are you?

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>>35997459
oh fucking right it does. most of the girls i'm still in contact with from that school are either lesbians or bi.
you're literally sharing rooms with 3 to 4 other girls that think it's okay to change in front of you because "we're all girls!". it's like a fucking conversion camp for straight girls.

also,
>replies to dog pic with dog pic
nice anon

>>35996959
>. It's called wizchan.
Wizardchan is no fun allowed central, and if you say anything whatsoever about your feelings or personal life outside of maybe /dep/, you get permabanned. They even banned all memes.

>>35991964
>22
>2
>21

Neither of them even kissed me before they stuck it in. I feel used and regretful

>>35997615
That's what you get for falling for the homosexual meme, fag.

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>>35996876
Lasagna with Oregano pls

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>>35997549

>the "wild night at the sleepover" fantasy was true all along

i wish i was born a bicurious and sexually liberal woman

>>35997646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0185mDp6oOU

>21
>0
na
Get this normieshit off our precious board.

>age
36
>number of sexual partners
7
>what age you lost your virginity at
21

post more of those overwatch girls

>>35991964

>46
>3
>26

Never give up hope robots.

>>35994663
Fuck off normie cunt twat

>>35991964
>26
>3
>15

literal autist they had sex with me just because i'm so handsome

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>>35991964
>spends his free time on /r9k/ thinking he's among equals
>sees thread

>20
>10
>18

This is a filler sentence.

>>35997839
for the record that really looks like the nicest way to suicide in terms of strangulation

my personal recommendation is carbon monoxide poisoning though, through in some alcohol and a dozen anti depressants and you leave the world the way you came into it

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>>35997700
>"wild night at the sleepover"
partially true. most of the girls were super fucking bitchy if i came onto them. there was a type i had to follow or else i'd get called a dyke.

>"i wish i was born a bicurious and sexually liberal woman"
doesn't everyone?

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>26
>100+ men, 2 women
>18

When I was younger I had no self control in regards to gay dating apps, I'm surprised I don't have AIDS.

>>35997921
>100+ men
fucking how

you better never complain in public about people associating gays with stds

>21
>0
I'm asexual though

18
1
15
Only ever been with the one girl but I wouldn't want it any other way. Still with her now

>>35997870
alone
reginolio

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>>35997947
>asexual
you mean you've never had sex before so you've labeled yourself as asexual as an excuse.
fucking liberal fags invading my nice board

>>35997945
It's probably closer to 200, if not over.

>fucking how
People gave me money to fuck me. That + incredibly low self esteem, need for validation and horniness over a 4 year timespan.

>>35998015
> That + incredibly low self esteem, need for validation and horniness over a 4 year timespan.
sounds like it never got better because you're still fishing for attention with the huge number of guys you fucked

there's more hope for the virgins in this thread than you

>18
>0
not too worried about it

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>>35997839
Wizardchan Exists
maybe you should go

>>35998038
Not really fishing, just replying to the thread like everyone else. It's just kind of funny to acknowledge how fucked up this is.

>21
>3
>18
I've only had sex with obese women though and it was fucking disgusting as a person who was /fit/ at the time. Fat people sex is terrible and kissing them is even worse, most of them can't do cowgirl unless you want a crushed pelvis.

Currently dealing with autism and crippling debt but I'll find my oneitis soon.

>>35997988
I'm just not attracted to anyone
>liberal
I'm a centrist

>>35997169
>only self-hating losers that are bad at sex value virginity in a woman

I think it's more about insecurity than self-hating. They're just terrified that the girl they hypothetically lose their virginity to will be unfavorably comparing them to other men in the back of her mind (or worse, out loud).


>>35997548

Wrong and wrong again, but keep trying. You'll eventually say something that is true and I will run crying from /r9k/. And then you'll 'win'. And I'll be so devastated that I'll have to go cuddle with my girlfriend for comfort while you jack off to furry porn.


>>35997745
>>35997774

Hmmm. Not bad. Try again in all caps with 30 exclamation points and a picture of an angry frog. That'll show us.


>>35997839
Calm down, bro; 2/3 or more of these people are probably lying.

>27
>2 (1 was my high school gf multiple
times)
>15

>>35991964
>28
>1 Female Lots of guys
>22
Still tfwnogf

>>35991964
>21
>4
>15

I wish I weren't such a sexy young lad. Having sex and thinking you've fallen in love, only for the relationship to fail, fucks you up.

>27
>5
>18

Not a big deal to me. My ultimate goal is to amass enough money to buy a good house and have space for my books and live Lebowski style (not the big Lebowski, The Dude)

I wish I could have a kid Lebowski style though, just knowing I have a kid out there is good enough. I don't want to have anything to do with it though.

>>35991964
>19
>0
>not happend

>24
>3
>22

All of them scum. One was hot scum though, wasn't too bad.

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>>35991964
>20
>0
>0
original btw

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>age
25
>number of sexual partners
4
>what age you lost your virginity at
23

>>35991964
>21
>1
>19

And I don't even know how I managed it, but still, my partner was as beta as me, I'm still bad and unexperienced at sex

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>25
>8
>14

I really regret it though, kinda wish I could be a wizard. Haven't fucked a girl in a few years though since I went strictly to 2D so I guess that's something

>>35991964
22
1
20
content this still isnt original

Only posting because normals dont belong here

>27
>0
>n/a

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>>35991964
>35
>1000+
>8
Ran away AT 12 and started whoring myself out for a fix lol

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> 19
> 0
> I didn't

And I'm proud of it !

>21
>~25
>13

10 different girls since start of 2017 though. 8 off Bumble 2 off Tinder. Don't know how I do it either.

>27
>10
>19

I'm just passing through

>>35991964
>24
>5
>18

Damn, I got the exact same numbers as someone. I got muted. Are you me?

>29
>2
>25

nobody believe me with the rape.

>>35991964
>27 years old
>Had about 12 partners at this point. Only 2 gfs
>Lost it at 20. /r9k/ helped me lose it bc it was actually a positive board back then

I still feel like my number is abnormally low.

where's my boyfriend/girlfriend that will fly me out overseas/across country to touch me?

pls be my savior

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>>36001620
hehforgotgif

>20
>3 (2 without hookers)
>18 (19 w/o hookers)

>>36001400
You lost your virginity the same year I discovered 4chan. I'm also 20 years old right now. I feel like we're connected somehow.

>>35991964
>age
21
>number of sexual partners
24
>what age you lost your virginity at
18

Tips:
Game theory works, but you can't follow it word for word. Make your own style
Go to college (in america)
Join a fraternity, even the worst house on most campuses will get you laid with decently attractive girls

>>36001912
Game Theory? I'm guessing it's not actual Game theory

>20
>2
>16

losing my hair now, have become more introverted + depressed. prob gonna die alone in my room

>>36001912
Ways to get laid without going several thousand dollars in debt?

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>>35991964
>23
>26
>18
Realized girls always found me attractive but I'm pretty sure am legit autist since I'd look away and walk somewhere else. Wasn't until I went to Hawaii that I realized I could pick up whenever I want

>>35995057

That's the point.
You might actually see things from our perspective.

>>36003460

I HAVE seen things from your perspective. I was KHV until I was 19. Then one day I realized that being a whining pussy about it wasn't going to help. Now I've had three lovely relationships (and a couple of hot friend with benefits flings) and I'm very happy.

>>35991964
Age: 24
Number: 3
Lost: 12

19 y.o.
6 g-girls
12 y.o.

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>>35999042
>I will run from /r9k/
>my girlfriend
Wrong and wrong again, virgin.

>2/3 or more of these people are probably lying.
That's the first truthful thing you've said

>19
>4
>19
once you lose your virginity sex becomes so much easier. It's not worth it though, females are subhuman and any stimulus you encounter during sex can be recreated outside of it. Fleshlights work. Save yourselves. Don't fall into the trance of the XX chromosome Jew.

Age:18
Number: 1
Lost: 18

>>36003309
>several thousand dollars in debt

You will make far more money and have access to far more pussy if you go to college. So what if you're in debt for a couple years, you'll be getting laid during them anyway.

This of course assumes you go to college to get a real degree (read Engineering, Med, Law)

>24
>8
>18

Have a steady gf now so sex has kinda just become vanilla for me, its honestly blown way out of proportion on this board

>>36002053
Read "The Mystery Method" and Chateau Heartiste (https://heartiste.wordpress.com/)

In The Mystery Method, some of the jokes and conversations are dated, but everything he says about "frame" and body language are invaluable.

>>36004712
>Wrong and wrong again, virgin.

If believing that eases your butthurt envy, then Don't Stop Believing.

>>35991964
>18
>1
>14

I did it for her, to be honest I'm a bit jealous of the virgins on here. It really didn't change my life for the better in the least bit.

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>used to think fapping counted as sex
>told people in 7th grade i wasn't a virgin because i actually thought i wasn't
>now 22
>still virgin

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>>36005025
>butthurt envy
You think I'm going to believe you're even old enough to have sex after you use the exact same phrasing that already outed you as a prepubescent?

>>35991964
24
10 or 11, can't remember
21

I'm bi(Aka almost a faggot) and I've had as many male partners as female. I've also managed to not have sex in almost a year so figure that one out. My inner sperg is showing

>>36005180
I don't give two shits what you believe. No aspect of my happiness, success, or well-being is dependent on the opinion of some anonymous virgin who's angry at the world over being a virgin. If I depart this thread with you believing that I'm an underage kid, it won't change the fact that I'm living a life that you'd probably kill for. But if it'll make you feel better, fine... I'm an underage kid who's pretending to be an IT professional with a wonderful girlfriend. Happy now? Good.

>>36005272
can't you just download grindr and fuck a bunch of dudes? why so long since you've had some

>>35991964
23
0
0
I happy without a partner though, does make me wrong, is my mind wrong, should I kill myself?

Bump to piss off the beta-scum
>20 (21 next month)
>5 (or 4 if you don't count oral or anal)
>Either 15 or 16, it happened in the summer (birthday is also in the summer) but I'm not sure if that was before or after

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>>36005559
>some anonymous virgin who's angry at the world over being a virgin.
And that couldn't possibly be the one sperging out over /r9k/ shitposting.

>living a life that you'd probably kill for
>IT
lmao even your fantasy world is suicide tier

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>thread doesn't have 0 replies
What the fuck? Where have all the actual robots gone?

>>36006148
i replied even though i'm a virgin. also people lie on the internet sometimes

>19
>1
>18

Wasn't a great time and she turned out to not be a very good person.

>>36006148
I was a virgin for the past two years since I started browsing /r9k/ but I guess I was a normie all along.

>>35991964
>26
>5
>20
>>36006148
r9k being specifically for virgins is a meme, it's more for social outcasts and people who can't cope with normies.

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>>35992089
>"Wait until married"
>Ubernormie

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>>36006546
>>5
>"normies"
hang yourself.

>>35991964
Hookers don't count, Howard

>>36006661
>I'm just gonna pretend hookers don't exist

>19
>1
>19

1/10 would not recommend the sex I had

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I'm a virgin
try stopping me from posting here fag

>18
>1
>13
she dumped me shortly after fucking me

>>35993401
We like to prepare for our futures.

>>35991964
Is there even a point to this thread

but anyway

32

5

17


Never wore a condor, only caught one funny disease

On the other hand, I haven't had my dick wet since 2010.

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>>36007263
>futures
>implying

>>35991964
>23
>13
>16
this comment was not original
that comment was still not original

>>35993919
Sorry bro, you're a 6. I'd fuck you if I was forced to, but not under any other circumstance.

18
0
n/a

Can't wait to come back to another one of these threads when I'm like 30 with the same answer. :(

>20
>2
>14
This is absolutely certainly an original comment

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>>35993840
With an attitude like that, you're definitely on the spectrum.

>inb4 robots = aspies
Mate, if you really seem to despise normies so much, what makes them normies? Is the worldview of r9k so deluded and filled with self-loathing that you completely ignore the dimensions of reality in favor of a black-and-white contrast rather than an entire spectrum of colors?

If you just look at someone and see one of their interests and determine them unfuckable, then that's precisely why you're still a virgin.

I say that with understanding because I had a view like that for a while, was an edgy preteen and had a pretty shitty childhood but I came out of adolescence okay. I'm still learning even now, but optimism is key.

Just learn to love everything about everyone, hatred or contempt will get you nowhere. That said, I do understand the ideals and the standards, but be realistic. Just because they're a "normie" doesn't mean they won't share interests with you.

>My first GF played vidya sometimes, we lived far apart so we'd battle in pokemon or play DotA together
>She'd tell me stories from school (I was homeschooled) and I'd tell her stories from here
>Found out she loved animals, namely reptiles and insects the same as me

You never really know until you try, anon.

>>36006546
the thing is, it isn't a meme.

normies like you killed r9k, and it was already terrible before gamergate/fappening/election/second bot deletion.

>>35993919
My nigga you a 5.8

>>35994394
I wholly concur.

>>35991964
I am 54 years old.
I dated the one love of my life at 16 and before we could marry she was killed in a car accident.
I am still a virgin and not phased one bit.

>>36007846
I'm so sorry anon, I almost hope you're lying because that's a really awful thing to live through man.

>>36007786
> rather than an entire spectrum of colors?
Hil yes! xDDD
lmao what do these autistic virgins know about real life IRL, amirite? XD

where's the upvote button lol

>>36007786
>things that never happened for $500
No one as autistic and naive as you has the temperament to look a woman in the eye, let alone get with one.

>>36007935
Just because you can't get a single phone number doesn't mean the rest of the world is just as much of a fuckup.

>>36007973
>hurrrr if u don't beliv me ur just le salty
Nice argument, incel.

Maybe if you lie some more on 4chan a m'lady will rescue you from the basement.

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>29
>1
>26

Alpha Chad here.

>>35994627
Women are not wonderful. Don't base the happiness of your life on them.

>>36004975
>https://heartiste.wordpress.com/
This is cool. Nice share anon.

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>>35991964
>21
>4-6, depends on how you count them
>16

>>36008010
Good try, but you're not really proving any points to anyone here. Who hurt you?

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>>36008096
>"Who hurt you?"
#1 sign you're talking to someone born after 1999
Go play some candy crush.

>>36008142
Thank god I was born in 1999, or that would've caused me some serious problems. But really, what's got you in a rustle?

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>>35991964
>26
>34
>19

I keep a list of all their names in a text file, in chronological order

I'm not the only one who does this right...?

>21
>16 or 17 if you count blowjobs then 19
>18

I'm really feeling the urge to fuck a guy. I'm not sure if i should do it though. So anons might be better than me but if anyone wants girls advice i can try to help

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>>36008222
>what's got you in a rustle?
Apparently the 4chan user base has become so stupid that they freely admit to being underage.

>>36008311
>2017 - 1999 = x
Solve for X.

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>>36008350
>15
>"tells you"
Nah, the mods'll take care of you

>>36007803
>normies like you killed r9k
I've been here from the start buckaroo
And if I'm a normie Michael Pence is an advocate for LGBT rights.

>>36008369
6-1 You were born before April.
10,000-1 you're old enough to use this site.

>>35992034
hmm, maybe there's still hope for me..