That kid thread

>>35991276
>that one kid that was caught jerking off in the bathroom

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>>35991276
>That kid who was alway silent and awkward unless a topic of something he cares about is brought up, and he goes crazy.
Sadly it was Anime.

>that kid who had no friends

>>35991276
>that kid who went to the bathroom for 15 min during pauses cause he had no friends

>>35991363
>orignalfgfsf
Isn't this against the rules? What's this ruckus?

>>35991399
D-dude stop

>that kid who was just as introverted as you so you both sat across from each other at the same empty lunch table for 3 years and never spoke once.

>>35991457
fugg
>that kid who was just as introverted as you so you both sat next to each other in class and never spoke once

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>>35991457
>>35991590
I know the original feel

>Those kids who are always roaming in the hallways and meeting other kids from other classes in the hallways

>that kid who was always the dare for girls to talk to because he was so fucking weird

Was me

>that kid who thought he was good at everything when he was only average at them
>tfw i was that kid

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>>35991309
this was me when either WW2, Hitler, N-Socialism or SJW shit came up

>that kid who you would see around the school but never in class

>>35993759
Me. I would come to school but just cut class :(

>>35991294
>that kid who jerked off on the motherfucking school bus

>>35991276
>that kid who punched apples into pieces during lunch and some of the juice from the apple landed on you

That was me

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>that kid who had a qt3.14 Asian gf for 3 years out of 4 in highschool
>that kid who had a group of friends and was well respected/liked by his other peers
>that kid who would leave his shitty sport early to go buy new videogame releases

Highschool was fucking great. I miss that comfy fucking place. Now I'm in college in a different state, have no friends to call upon, spend my time alone watching anime and playing. vidya, and hate this fucking place because I'm not even interested in my major.

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>>35996433
tats what you get norman

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>>35991276
>that kid who was chosen to be prom king for a fucking joke
>that prom king whom skipped prom since he thought that some Carrie pranking would go down

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>that one kid who would constantly cause problems for the teachers
>that one kid who used to throw objects around the classroom
>that one kid who would draw provocative and perverted shit and blame others for it
>that one kid who brought a pocket knife to school, tried to stab you and got expelled

>>35996433
Fuck you douche. U deserve it

>>35991276
>that kid who got caught jerking off in class
>that kid who collected his semen then put on people's locks

>that one kid who would always get his backpack unzipped by bullies on the bus so he learned how to tie and untie really tight knots, so then he tied his backpack zippers shut everytime before getting on the bus
>that kid who would make paper guns using YouTube tutorials, record videos of himself using them, and show them off to kids at school even though they thought he was fucking crazy

8th grade was not the best portion of my life

>>35996690
Where are you from Anon? I knew a guy who pulled that knife shit.

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>that kid who made dinosuar sounds in class
>that kid who wore a leather jacket every day
>that kid who thought he was friends with the Chads but they were laughing at him, not with him

Was me desu

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>>35991276

> That kid with brittle bones and a tantrum problem who whacked on the vendine machine because it didn't go fast enough and it fell on him, squishing him.

They never did get the stain out...

>>35996807
Canada, GTA to be exact.

He was some foster delinquent who was constantly causing shit and being sent from one school to another. Used to jump on girls at recess and jump them.

Kid was nuts.

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>that kid who egged the school and made everything smell like rotten eggs for a week because no one bothered to clean it up

>that kid who busted the pipes and flooded the school
>that kid who burnt down his neighbors house
>that kid who got bullied for being weird but was actually kind of cool and smart
>that kid who wore all black
>that kid who wore a bunny costume everyday
>that kid who always told others to shut up
>that kid who wore a suit to school

>that kid who still wore diapers in high school and baby talked to girls

>That kid who would stick a pencil in his eye
>That edgy atheist kid
>That kid who talked about 4chan
>That kid who got asked to prom and assumed it was some kind of trick, so he declined and several years later ended up here

>>35991276
>that kid who had a tick bite the part of his dick just under the head and spent an hour in the nurse's bathroom trying to pull it off because it hurt so fucking bad
>that kid who thought everyone hated him in highschool but it turns out was just a jerk to everyone because he didn't know how to socialize
>that kid who was actually pretty popular but didn't know it
Why hasn't anyone killed me yet

>>35991276
Those kids that threw Frubes across the courtyard, making it a no man's land, every lunchtime as everyone gathered around to witness the inevitable splattering

>that kid who everyone gave shit for being crazy despite him being quiet and very mild mannered and doing literally nothing crazy

>>35997095
>haha le edgy atheist kid le tips le fedora haha euphoric lol epic
>haha I'm so much more open minded than those dumb atheists
>what a bunch of nerds lol
>You don't believe in god. Lol so edgy XD

Fuck off reddit

>>35991276
That kid who left his bag on the tennis courts where the chads hung out and caused a bomb threat just to be edgy.

>>35991276
What's with all these that kid threads?

>>35992654
lucky, i cant even get that

>>35997095
Last two are totally me feelsbadman

>that kid who got forced to kiss another boy in elementary school after being bullied continously and then started pissing himself until year 8
Pfffffft totally wasn't me

>>35997171
They're a good meme and a decent way to tell short stories about fonder times in life.

>>35997098
If it's any help everybody hates you always had and always will. They were just too polite to say it

>>35997153
THIS. I noticed a trend in redditors compensating for their own cringy smu atheist phase by pretending to mock everybody who is atheist

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>that kid who karate chopped a melon to look tough

>that kid who broke his hand doing it

>that kid was me

>>35997254
Haha
>karate chops melon
Who the fuck just takes a whole melon to school anon how did you think that'd make you cool.

>>35991294
>>35995086
>that kid who jerked off during the act but nobody did anything

That kid was just gone. Probably had terabytes of futa pony porn, brought with him everywhere on his flash drive, huge furfag, crazy motherfucker in general. Said jerking off 7 times a day was a low for him.

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>>35997216
The fedora meme is the go to response for anti intellectuals who have no argument.

>heh you're just a nerdy atheist virgin heh heh
>I'm so much more hip and trendy and open minded

People who use the fedora meme probably look like pic related

>>35997296

Some kid had kicked my ass at lunch with his yugioh deck and I got roasted so I said I will show him my power

Parents bought a melon so I took it to school and screeched and karate chopped it infront of everyone at full first and broke my wrist and hand

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>>35997348

At full force*

>that kid who shat his pants and when the teacher asked why is he smelling, he told the teacher is the one who smelled
>that kid who went to the toilet in the break and cleaned most of it and continued the whole day with dried shit in his pants
>that kid who shat his pants at his friend's door while on the way to school and said he shat his pants, be right back, and went home to change and later when they laughed said he just forgot his books

>that kid who drank from the puddles to show survival skills
>that kid who crashed his bike just to make badass entry
>that kid who broke his toe but didn't tell anyone and wore his older sisters pink rain boots for school because they were the only ones that didn't hurt

>that kid who once had a female talk to her and just stared in the distance, unable to say anything

>that kid that brought vodka into school and got hammered and faced no repercussions. When he was 12
Totally wasn't me

>>35997153
Lol. I am an atheist and where I grew up it was mostly non religious, but I'm sure at some point you dealt with an atheist kid being a pretentious faggot.

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>>35997636
I knew a kid like that.
He was the new nerd kid at school also.
>tfw he started drinking vodka in the school cafe

>that kid who found out you'd sit in the bathroom at lunch to avoid having to be seen sitting alone in the cafeteria, and then proceeded to tell everyone in class about it while laughing and while some of the Stacies pretended to take pity on you and invited you to sit with them, knowing full well they'd think you're a fucking weirdo if you took them up on it but wanting to look good for offering

>That kid that got caught kissing another guy in the bathroom

It was me and I regret it everyday

>>35997931
What the fuck were you doing? Why? Like are you gay or just retarded?

>>35997348
Kek someone screen cap this thread this is the single most rediculous thing I've read in a long time

>>35998000
This happened back in grade school, I like to think I was just being a stupid kid and didn't think about what I was doing though.

So it was probably both

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>that kid who left an open milk carton in the locker room over spring break and made it reek for weeks

>>35998090
I once gave someone a bj in the school bathrooms even though I am not gay. I got like 50 pounds from it. I am also the vodka kid.

Why I was never expelled or arrested I have no idea.

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>>35998116
>That kid who drank it

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>>35998135
>I gave someone a BJ
>I'm not gay

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>>35998135
>I once gave someone a bj in the school bathrooms even though I am not gay. I got like 50 pounds from it. I am also the vodka kid.

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>>35997041
>that kid who busted the pipes and flooded the school
>that kid who burnt down his neighbors house
>that kid who wore a bunny costume

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>>35998135
Thanks mate, knowing that someone did something worse than me makes me feel somewhat better.

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>that kid who awkwardly shuffled between groups during breaks in an effort to be social

>that kid who did something embarrassing to be funny but was really just cringey
*record scratch*

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>>35996784
why the fuck has nobody told me about those before
>>35992654
that was me, except it was me getting asked out on "dates" and it was because i was both fat and weird, not just weird

>>35997636
I used to to this but never got caught

Put vodka in a water bottle to help with social anxiety

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>that kid who said he was gonna kill a downie kid for spending too much time with this jewish 6th grader
>that kid who threatened to stab a chad with a bloody tooth
> that kid who growls and bites his arm whenever somebody insults anime

Full story?

>that one autistic kid who finds a carton of chocolate milk on someone else's desk and just casually drinks it
>that kid who got bullied to the point where he'd ran away and hid for half an hour in the middle of a school trip
was me
>that kid who made a blog when he was 8, posting random shit that would embarrass him for many years to come because he forgot the login data
also me
>that girl who had a nip-slip in the middle of the class, but nobody bothered to tell her for about half an hour
finally, not me
>those two autistic fucks that made their own writing system
again, one of 'em being me
>that one kid that was bullied until at one point everyone just started being friends with him
nope, not me

>>35997153
t. Edgy atheist kid

>that kid who brought a giant machete to school and hid it under his trenchcoat and got suspended
That was me :(

>those kids that were your best friends for 8 years while everyone else bullied you, but suddenly decided they'd join in, so they'd ask you to go out with 'em and stand you up

>>35998512
where the fuck would you even find a machete
unless you're australian in which case this makes perfect sense

>That German teacher who made Gestapo jokes
Best teacher I've ever had

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>>35998479
full stories, now.

>>35998547
>so they'd ask you to go out with 'em and stand you up
Had an irrational fear about this happening literally every time I went out

>>35998492
>those two autistic fucks that made their own writing system
I literally did this. We made a religion, wrote a fucking bible in a language we created using a writing system we created. Me being a computer faggot wrote a website and hosted on my router until my mum found out because apparently it was costing them like 500 quid a month on bandwidth fees.

>that kid who touched the teacher's ass.
>that kid who always have a huge boner when hugging the teacher.
>that kid who cum buckets after hugging her.
I was a huge perv in high school but nobody knew.

>>35991276
>that kid who did his best to be kind to everyone and instead was bullied the hardest and hated by everyone because he was an easy target

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>>35998655
>those kids who fucked the young new teacher and got her pregnant but she claimed it was her husbands

>>35998583 >>35998479
Greg, destroyer of brain cells. Part 1
>Be me, a few weeks into 6th grade.
>kid named Greg starts reading manga
>go over and talk to him, pretty chill at first.
worst decision of my life
>as the year went on, i stopped talking to him. hings were pretty normal.
>2nd quarter. greg starts hanging out with a jewish kid named mark. He's obsessed with him.
>Mark was part of a tard patrol group, taking the tards to get food and sit with them. Mark becomes friends with one of them.
>Greg doesn't like this, starts growling and yelling at tard whenever he sees him.
>Friends and I kept joking about this for a week or so.
>Greg threatens to kill downie tard in an effort to reclaim Mark for himself.
>We report him to principal.
>no punishment, no detention, nothing.
>Greg denies all references whenever we ask him about it, even though we were there when he said it.
>He won. He'll keep winning. There is no stopping him.

Cont?

>>35998845
No. These are boring. No offense

>>35998845 >>35998583
Thread is dead, might move to a new thread.

>>35998562
I bought it from a pakistani heavy metal store. It said "made in pakistan" on it. They also sold t-shirts of black metal bands.

>>35998562
>where the fuck would you even find a machete
Home Depot or any other hardware store

>that kid who bought a pineapple and kept it on his desk because picked the biggest he could find and "couldn't" put it in his bag
>"They were sold by piece!"

>>35996836
that was me except my fat ass roastie teacher fell on me and I didn't die

>>35998635
Man, I still do

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>>35997058
alpha as a motherfuck

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>>35998135
You gained 50 pounds from giving a blowjob?
Did you suck off a whale or something?

>>35999417
British pounds

Originolio roboto, so fuck off and let me post

>>35991276
>that kid who moved schools every year so he didn't have any friends
i-it get's better, right lads?

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>>35991276
>that one autist tall ass black guy with an afro and a neckbeard that followed you and your friends around because he thought he was your friend

>that kid who shat his pants and said he threw up in his underwear
>that kid who stabbed a teacher
>That mixed kid in your group who could interpret ghetto and relay actual English
>That kid who was obsessed with cars

>>35992654
Fuck I can relate to this.

>tfw always had girls come up to me and make awkward conversation while their friends giggled
>just wanted to be left alone

>>35991276
>that kid who sat at the lunch table alone and made little shitty imitations of animals from the tinfoil that wrapped his sandwich

Was me. I was autistic so I'd show it to people and ask what they thought.

>>35999890
>That mixed kid in your group who could interpret ghetto and relay actual English

that was me, I wasn't half black or latino but I was raised in a ghetto so I could speak ooga booga and spicanese. I moved into a richer neighborhood so I had to translate a lot.

>>36000000
Ignore me btw just checking what the 36 million post says

>>36000260
>36 MILLION gets
>just had a cheeky wank as i was doing a poo tbqh la

should I be surprised?

>That kid who stole teacher's gluestick and when the teacher asked who stole it he didn't admit it was him just so he can keep the whole fucking class in at break.

>that kid who moved from a major city and thought he was better than every one
>that kid who never shaved, despite only having the testosterone to grow whiskers
>that girl who had the regular speaking voice of a stereotypical cartoon idiot, and had the intelligence to boot
>that kid who ate lunch by himself underneath the stairs

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>that kid who loaned a game from you and never returned it
I still want my Socom game for PS2 back you son of a bitch. Its been around 10 years I think and I still remember it.
Fucking bastard loaned it and never gave it back, started avoiding me. He sold it or broke it, I know it. I hope you burn in hell and think hard on the sins you have committed. The betrayal of trust, avoiding consequences of your actions, being too much of a coward to admit you fucked up.

Then again, I did steal his megaman X-2 game when I visited his birthday party as revenge. You ain't getting it back, cunt.

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>that kid who tries to be funny and just seems autistic but continues to try to br funny

>>35998207
I knew that kid, kind of. He was so fucking awkward and everyone was laughing at him. He even went through some transformations whenever one group wouldn't chase him off. He went from goth to a hip-hop matafakajou freestyla boy and everything in between.
What a fucking faggot.

>>35991309
vidya and politics for me

>that kid that ended up in his briefs during PE because the girl securing his handstand yanked his pants and didn t let go
The teacher was filming
At least they were clean

>that gorgeous redhead girl that dyed her hair black
>that girl that got pregnant BLACKED
>that white blonde girl that got bullied by niggers
>that weeaboo that would snap at normies
>that kid who always yelled shut up
>that stoner girl that fucking died
>that kid that got cancer
>that who always came to school high

>>35999610
>British people are so fat they use their own weight as currency
And you guys call Americans fat

>that normie that got wasted, dived from a bridge and died of thermic shock

>>35998116
thanks for the idea pal

>>35997095
Shit i used to ralk about 4chan at school.
What a fucking looser i was

>that kid who would comment on everyone's dick size when they were using the urinal

Example of a time he did it to me

"I can tell you have a small dick by how fast you piss"

What a fuckin creep

>>35991294
>that kid who jerked off in class got detention for it then jerked off in detention

>>36000227
I lived in an area that was very mixed income but the schools were very good, so there were almost no private schools as a result you had some schools with both normal human and hoodrat

>>35997153
don't act like you aren't the kid that screamed god doesn't exist whenever someone said bless you

>>36001632
I lived in a berlin situation. There were poor people and hoodrats on one side, nice, upper-middle class people on the other. I'm not even fucking with you, there was almost like a line between the two in the form of a main road. There was only one school where all the rich kids and hoodrats were. I was born in a ghetto but I was about middle class by the time I entered highschool, so I had friends from both sides, this is what a normal conversation looked like.

>ayo white boi, who dat fancy lookin' nigga?
>that's Blair
>a pleasure
>the fuck you mean you tryna pleasure me?
>no jerome he said nice to meet you
>oh, we good fancy nigga.

it was an odd four years.

>>35991457
>that kid who was as outcast/introverted/anti-social as you, who you would talk to and eat lunch with and was the closest thing you had to a 'friend' at school for 4+ years even though you never saw each other outside of school, and who you never talked to the day after school ended

feels kind of bad, wish i made some effort to stay in contact after school.

>>35991276
>that kid with no arms or legs who would crawl around the classroom and hide in the desks

>>35997098
>>that kid who thought everyone hated him in highschool but it turns out was just a jerk to everyone because he didn't know how to socialize
>>that kid who was actually pretty popular but didn't know it
im really hoping these weren't me but they probably were

>>35997131
>TFW you were the crazy one making fun of him.

>>35997153
Holy shit you're fucking seething

>>35998424
>Put vodka in a water bottle to help with social anxiety
if i had the money to afford vodka on a daily basis this sounds like a good idea

but i already spend all my money on cigarettes for social anxiety

>>35997339
You wear fedoras, don't you? I actually am anarco with longish hair, so fight me fedora fag.

>>35997339
Could you please project harder?

>>36002010
>anarco
Confirmed for being a fedora-wearing man lover

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>>35998135
>I once gave someone a bj in the school bathrooms
>even though I am not gay
> I got like 50 pounds from it
>I am also the vodka kid.
damn son you a real ass nigga

>that kid who bought a fedora because he thought it looked cool and he bragged about it for a day and never wore it again.

Wasnt me goys

>that kid who had to stay afterschool and practice changing in and out of PE kit in front of the teacher

me, only just realised it was weird

>>35999746
a r e you from Toronto by any chance?

>>35998116
I left milk in my locker for over two months this and just hide it during passing period under my jacket than threw it out. People knew it was me but I denied it.

>>35996522
I knew a kid like that, he was a total autist. except he actually went and danced awkwardly with the queen stacy for 30 minutes. you could tall how disgusted she was the whole time.

>that kid who wore a suit to school everyday and pretended to be a food critic
he was always calling everyones lunch "trash" and "pedestrian" it was annoying as hell.

>that kid who wore sweatpants and hoodie everyday with his hood up and slept in the library during lunch and slept through all his classes because no real "friends" with 3000 people in his school

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>that kid who kept getting detention for not having the right amount of stripes on his tie

>>36002422
check'd
>right amount of stripes on his tie
what?

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>>36002631
In the UK you have to wear a uniform, so you needed to have a certain number of stripes on your tie showing, or it wasn't long enough

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>that one kid who gets detention for telling the autistic kid to shut up

>>36002708
>be britbong
>get dresscoded for the wrong length of tie

>be american
>get dresscoded for wearing 2 sugar packets because they were crip blue.

wew

>that special ed kid who thinks he was gangster.

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>that kid who masturbated in class and just me and another kid noticed
>that same kid who showed us zoophilic porn in recess
>that same kid who showed us trap porn
>that kid who hid in the top of a tree to not go to class in school (and didn't get caught)
>those kids who changed the password of a facebook account in school of another kid and posted redtube and pornhub videos on his facebook

last one was me and my friends

holy fuck school was the shit back in my country (not americuck). And im probably not telling other shit that happened in my school

>>36002708
lol, what
in America girls show up to school in see-through club tank tops and don't get fucking dresscoded

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>that kid who showed me porn in class
>that kid who brought a loaded gun to school and didn't get caught
>that kid who tried to pick a fight with the senior football players on the first day
>that kid who got carried out of school to a mental hospital on a stretcher
>that kid with the frying pan
>that kid who had a full lumberjack beard before age 15
>that kid with the misshapen face

>that kid who got expelled back to estonia because he tried to shoot me with a gun he brough to school
8th grade was fucking weird

>>36001779
>oh we good fancy nigga

Fucking kek, you have any more stories?

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>would watch a horror movie or some shit and get scared to leave my room and take 2 steps to the bathroom, so i'd piss on the carpet in the corner of my room. i did this probably 10-15 times. it was dry by morning and never got cleaned. the home was sold like that
>i would try to initiate sex games with literally all of my friends, male or female. by the time i was 18 i had sucked probably 9 dicks, played with 5 different pussies and had my cock in probably 6 different mouths and 3 different assholes
>i would eat my boogers and not even be aware of it, i did it in front of people and didn't learn to hide that shit until i was like 11. i still eat my fucking boogers
>would scrape the flesh off the inside of my nasal cartilege and eat the scabs as they form and snort the blood clots into my mouth and suck on them
>i would jerk off into my mom's panties, i stopped at like 15 and regret this one the most.
>anywhere i went, i would piss on the floors, break soap dispensers off the walls, break doors, throw food and drinks around etc. i stopped doing this at like 16
>my first orgasm was in another dude's hand, i was like 11

>>36003177
1. You already posted this
2. This is a that kid thread
3. ???

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>that kid who died in the skiing accident
>that kid who died in the boating accident
>that kid who died in the swimming accident
>that kid who died in the biking accident
>that kid who died in the gardening accident
>that kid who died in the car accident
>that kid who died playing with his dads gun in the basement
it seems like a lot until you consider how many people went to school there.

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>>36003113
>expelled to estonia

>that kid that pretend punched people
>that kid that would walk up behind people and pretend strangle them
>that kid who would occasionally scream loudly
>that kid that pretended he had autism
It was me

>>36003164
sure, The Black and Kike will do

>be me, amerifag Hoodrat/Richkid translator
>have friends from both sides
>know a really stuck up Jew and a really retarded chimp
>Goldberg and Monkey
>Goldberg is the grandson of a successful banker
>being taught how to take over his grandad's company from his kike father
>Monkey is a retarded black guy, full on detroit status. No dad, 5 brothers and sisters.
>Golderg is sitting with me at lunch
>Monkey approacheth!
>Ay nig ya got dem good sheit?
>who's is this fine fellow?
>the fuck you say?
>Goldberg, meet Monkey, Monkey dis be Guldburg
>sheit
>good to meet you
>for some reason monkey stayed away from drugs, but he had a huge fetish for alcohol
>ay nose nig you finna come up to the hood and party wit dem thicc bitches?
>he's inviting you to a party
>goldberg's nose smells an opportunity to earn money
>that sounds delightful, I'll have anon show me the way
>sheit
>later, at the party, show up with Goldberg.
>blacks, spics, and white trash everywhere
>Goldberg comes in with a nice ass bottle of scotch he stole from his dad
>shrug, go talk to the less retarded spics
>don't speak taco, but I can understand it
>come back in an hour to find Goldberg piss drunk
>mfw he starts talking shit to the ghetto blacks around him
>mfw he's drunk enough for them to understand him
>This party is for fucking niggers, you're all fucking niggers
>that kind of thing
>mfw I watched him get the shit beaten out of him
>monkey comes up to me
>sheit dat nose nig was a real booga (his term for kike, I guess)

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>that kid who could talk openly in front of 12 girls no problem but still couldn't get a gf because he was terrible at small talk
>that kid who claimed not to be gay but got frightened when a snake came on the projector and only looked back when his multiple female friends told him it was safe
>that kid who had no problem with gore in health class because he had been on bestgore
>that kid who took a THC capsule in class and didn't get caught
>that kid who put on a condom in class and got caught
>that kid shat in the sinks and never got caught

>that kid who wore shirts with flames on them
>that kid who brought porn magazines to school
>that kid who had like 7 calculators and lent them out to everybody on test day
>that kid who brought a bunch of candy to school and sold it to other kids at lunch

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>>36003302
>pretended he had autism

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>>36003491
Forgot the picture. These shirts were usually worn along with those baggy black jeans with all kinds of chains and shit hanging off of them.

In high school there was
>that kid who always wore Hawaiian shirts but got away with it because he was a really nice guy and knew it was kind of silly

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>>36003243
>yes ok thanks
>it's relevant, i was that kid
>questionmark yourself, motherfucker

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>>36003537
I know what you mean, m8

>>35991309
Wonder what jail hes in right now

>that obese kid that made stupid edgy jokes and tried to be cool but ended up being a cesspool of cringe

>tfw that kid was me

>>35998655
Why were you hugging the teacher?

>that kid who did retarded shit because he was bored
>that kid who knew how to make ieds and homemade guns
>that kid who got a mystery mark because he wanted a free beer
All of this was me

>That kid in special ed who grabbed a pair of scissors and tried to hold the classroom hostage with it

>>36004365
Which was harder to make, the ieds or the homemade guns?

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>>35991294
>that one kid that was caught jerking off in the computer lab

>>36004439
The guns because if you're using decent powder, you'll be afraid the gun could blow up in your hands

>>36004528
Atleast the computer lab kinda makes sense, pull up some porn and go to town.

>>35991399
>not walking around the hallway like you are headed someplace and aren't just occupying time
Atleast I got some exorcise and saved some face. You do not want to be known as the kid who spends his free time in the bathroom.

>>35996754
Did you go to a fucking sex offender school? Red flags everywhere

>>35996822
It's always shitty when you find out that Fuckers you thought were friends only talked to you as a joke. Fucking betrayal hurts

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>>35991309
this was me whenever Palestine, Trump/Clinton, or American foreign policy came up in sociology or history

>>35997095
Was edgy atheist kid in 9th and 10th grade, now I'm agnostic atheist. I just don't fucking care what people believe.

>>35998116

Sorry, Tyler. That was me.

>>36003546
Holy fuck I used to play that game all the time what's it called kek

>that kid who always wore polo shirts buttoned all the way to the top, dress pants, belt, shirt tucked, dress shoes, perfect businessman haircut brushed and gelled
>then first day of school after summer break he arrived in extra wide jeans, tank top, yellow puffy vest, bright green spiked hair

>that fat kid who showed up after summer break skinny

>That kid that never said a word that was breaking into cars until an angry neighbor shot him multiple times and killed him

>That ginger kid that said "he deserved it" the next day at school and almost got stabbed

>>36004966
>that fat kid who showed up after summer break skinny

This kid was chinese and that same fall, after having lost the weight, he told me he didn't want to be my friend anymore and that he was only going to have chinese friends from that point forward.

>>35998722
>Those kids
You mean it happened more than once, or this Stacy really had a taste for little boy gangbangs?
Either one wouldn't really surprise me.

>>36004926
putt putt joins the parade.

>that kid who was way too open about what porn he watched

Was me

>>35998207
That guy who was just to trying to bring his family back from the dead but shit got fucked up

>>36005477
Did he try a sacrificial ritual at school or something?

>that kid who shat in the urinal

oregano

>>36005046
Was his name Mick? This sounds an awful lot like Ricepirate

>that kid who didn't wipe his ass, he just stood up real fast

>>35998135
Hot desu wish something like that happened to me.

>>36002708
I attended that school so I know that the seven stripe rule wasn't strictly enforced

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>that kid who was bullied and avoided by his only friends
>that kid who ate lunch in the bathroom everyday for 2 years
>that kid who came out of highschool with no diploma and severe mental illness
all me

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>That kid who didn't get invited to the popular kids birthday party, even though everyone else in the class got an invite
>That kid everyone disliked for some unknown reason
>That kid who tried to do the right things but always ended fucking up

That kid was me, and the memories still haunt me.

>>36004777
>he was in high school during the 2016 election

Fucking underageb&, muslim-loving libniggers kek

>b-b-but I'm 18!!! honest!
Sure thing senpai

>that kid who got caught in the band room bathroom blowing another guy
I heard he was black.

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>>35991457
i wonder how he's doing right now...

>>35998135
>im not gay but 50 pounds is 50 pounds

>>35997098
>that kid who thought everyone hated him in highschool but it turns out was just a jerk to everyone because he didn't know how to socialize
was me

>>36006805
>all those kids in Band and Theater who came out of the closet in college

>>36003499
I might be on the spectrum idk. How do I check without visiting a shrink?

>>36007214
https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm

>>36007249
>tfw got 26
Is this bad, it says I might have assburgers

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>that kid who kept pestering people for food they said they'd give him in return for whatever he did for them even though that promise was made weeks ago and there was no sign of the other person upholding their promise to bring him food

He was also a mouth breather who repeated the same lyrics to whatever song he was listening too for several minutes

>the kid who killed himself after impregnated a Stacy she was a slut and the kid hung himself

>>36001711
>the kid that screamed god doesn't exist whenever someone said bless you
I hated people like you

>That kid who left school halfway through the year and never saw nor heard from again
It's been something like 20 years but everyday I still wonder what happened to you Elanor.

>>36007430
you should probably get tested then. or, no joke, spend less time on the computer.

>that girl that sent a nudes to Chad in the 4th grade

>that kid who tried to have sex with the teacher
and she told everyone

Fucking hilarious, but if it happened to me id probably columbine

>>36003302
>>that kid that pretend punched people
i did this once and accidentally punched the most popular kid in class in the face full force

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>>36003415
>>that kid who claimed not to be gay but got frightened when a snake came on the projector and only looked back when his multiple female friends told him it was safe
i thought gays loved snakes

>that kid who put a smokebomb in the toilet paper holder causing it to melt and the fire alarm to go off and the school to go on lockdown for three hours

>>36007249
>17
so im not a huge sperg but somethins wrong

>that kid who soaked bits of paper in random chems he found in science class and sold them as acid sheets

>>36009017
that kid sounds like he's going places
do you remember how much he sold them for?

>that kid who was too dumb to fit in with the nerds but too much of a beta to hang with the chads
I didn't fit in anywhere.

>>36009054
literally moi
i hung out with stoners, nerds, faggots and chads in high school and now just stick with the stoners and nerds since (at least the ones i know) they are the least asshole-ish

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>that kid who developed a massive drug habit and shared with everyone so that they would be friends with him

>>36009040
probably 50 a sheet, neet profit really

>>36009207
goddam thats a dope profit
and anyone stupid enough to buy a sheet of acid for $50 is getting what they deserve

>>36009297
>from New Zealand
>50 for acid sheet is what you pay for some good acid
>damn americans with their reasonably priced drugs

>>36006621
>tfw brainlet in elementary school so 19 in highschool

>>36001528
You have a small dick, don't you?

that kid who put a firecracker in a birds mouth to be cool and ended up being a complete outcast for the rest of highschool

>>36009339
im not american and where im at its 100 for a big sheet which is what im assuming that kid was selling them as
if you buy drugs cheap then you get shit (ESPECIALLY cocaine, cheap coke is almost always fucking awful if it even is coke)

>>36009481
Ahhhhh i get it. it was pretty normal for acid to be that price here

>>35993273
Alex go to bed

>>36009647
kill yourself Enrique

>that kid that broke into the teacher's classroom to steal tests and ended up getting 100s
>that kid that wore a trenchcoat
>that kid that brought his laptop to play CS: GO or minecraft
>that kid that got bullied because he wouldn't reply to the bullies

>>35992554
>the ghetto kids that have a posse with them and roam the halls skipping class

>>36004776
i know the feeling anon it destroys a piece of your heart and years later in high school they try talking to you because your more "relaxed"

>>36007740
How do you send nudes in the 4th grade? What are you, in year 7.

>that kid who took his laptop into the bathroom and then came out 10 minutes later with a red face and out of breath
>no one questioned him
wasn't me

>>35992654
That was me but it was because I never talked to girls whereas I was well acquainted with the boiz.

>>35991294
I fapped in the bathroom twice in freshman year, fucking thicc ass indian and latina girls in PE coupled with extreme hormones made it impossible to not

>that kid who got verbally shat on by the teacher going through menopause for misspelling soilders

>that kid who called his penis his daddy machine
>that kid who had to leave the classroom when he lost the spelling game
>that kid who grabbed ass in 4th grade
>that kid that peed with his pants all the way down into 5th grade

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>>36009713
>CS: GO or Minecraft
>that edgy kid who posted on 4chan during the breaks for 3 years

>>36007249
>28
It's known, though. I was diagnosed with ADD in the 90s, but the shrink did constantly use the word "spectrum", like he knew I lied on that questionnaire. Also, I had some crazy facial ticks, handwashing too often, rituals I did for every routine thing, hand flapping, etc. I kept most of it private because I knew it was weird as shit, but man, was I ever anxious by the time I got home.

>>35997636
Peter? origini

>the one table of kids who were the nerds and drug dealers
>That one table which egged the twitchy kid to shoot up the school

Good times

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>>35991276

>that kid who wore goggles to school because he wanted to be different

what a faggot r-right hahahah

>that fat gay black kid who jacked off in the bathrooms and sexually harrassed all my friends but not me
i don't know if i should be glad it didnt happen to me or offended that it didn't happen to me

>>35991276
>that autistic hunched over big white kid that was really quiet until he was challenged to a rap battle
That was me...

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>>36006443
>that kid who was bullied and avoided by his only friends
>that kid who came out of highschool with no diploma and severe mental illness
me too anon, me too

>>35991294
>that kid who jerked off in class

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>>35999918
hitting way to close to home man

>that kid who would step further and further back from the urinal to see how far he could pee
>that kid who got called a faggot by the gym teacher and cried all through history
>that kid who read kurt vonnegut to be edgy

thankfully i was only the last one

>that school shooter that wears a trench coat to school

I was fucking scared man.

>The one fatass who smelled of cat litter and puke, never brushed his teeth wore gay t-shirts that you could see his man tits through, tough to be around...
best guy I've ever known

The one kid who acted scary just so he could build up the reputation that he would shoot up the school

was me

>that kid who read about bombers in elementary school
Was me

>That kid who was in the office every day and even had cops show up to the school every other day in elementary school
Again, was me

>That kid who got bullied by girls
Me

>That kid who had a full harem in high school
Me

>That kid who was a jackass in community college math class
Me, age 22 at that time

>That kid who slept in class and no one cared
Me

>That kid who spent a month in detention
Me

>>36000755
>that stoner girl that fucking died

I laughed so hard at this, story?

>>36002359
Hi reviewbrah what an odd thing meeting you here

>>35991276
>That kid who sell overpriced food to dumb stacy because they're too lazy to walk

Man, sometimes I think that I'm actually jewish inside

>>36012094
>That kid who had a full harem in high school
>Me
[citation needed]

>>35998171
fuck off you idiotic cunt, neck yourself.

>>36011435
I did it only twice and no one saw me.

>That kid who got high as fuck in the school bathroom before class

God damn, i loved civics.

>>35996854
>GTA
RIGHT, A, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, RB, RIGHT, LEFT, A, Y would help you

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>>35997058
We have reached levels of alpha never perceived before by neither humans nor animals

>>36014003
Did you think posting that was going to be funny because I want to let you know nobody thought it was

>>36001231
In my class they fear going to 4chan. They don't know the unfortunate fate of /b/ yet

>>35997254
have you succeed?

>>35997301
>seven times
>low
Wew lad

>That one philippine kid that went into a 7-11 and stole a porn magazine
I didn't even know they carried shit like that.
I remember the same kid showed me and a couple of buds the two girls one cup video.
Good times.

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>That kid who said his dick was so big he could fuck himself in the ass

>>36002009
anxiety is a funny way to spell acceptance

>>35991276
>that one kid who hung out with people who bullied them non stop
>that one kid who was always quiet
>that one kid who cried to himself in the far away areas of the campus
>that one kid who walked around everywhere because he had no friends to talk to
>that one kid who no one wanted to be groupmates with
>that one kid who never got picked until the very last at sports
All me.

>>36004926
>>36005390


I played the zoo safari put put
still have the disc

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>that kid who lent people stationary when they asked but was to shy to ask for it back.

DAMN IT STACY! THAT WAS MY WHITEOUT!

>that kid who was obsessed with planes and/or trains

>in middle school
>do HW
>hood black girl (name was diamond or something) asks me for it
>I say "What'll you do for me?"
>She replies: "You wan me to suck yo dick?"
>I go full spaghetti mode and sputter: "n-no here it's fine here"
>missed out on the succ
WAKE ME UP

>that country kid who killed and skinned a possum during lunch and wore it as a hat for the rest of the day no questions asked

>>35997209
Well said anon
Oreoginal

>that kid who always changed her clothes on the bus
>bus hits a speedbump
>she falls on her ass
>butt naked
>run boner.exe

>>35997339
Fuck I'm getting angry just looking at that smug cunt

>that kid that joined a new group of friends and got abandoned by them in about 2 weeks
>mfw that was me

>>35991276
That kid who followed you around the art room wielding an exacto knife saying he'd shank me

Then who we forced to fight the other day kid in weights class

>that kid who brought cookies to school and sold them for more than they're worth
Me
>that kid who would buy the cookies everyday

>>36012094
wow ur so cool eugene, but you went a bit too far with the "cops showed up in my elementary school every day"
next time try to make it at least not laughable

>>35991276
>that kid who was mocked for hir virgin walk

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>>35991276
>that kid who stopped going to school at 8th grade
>that kid who lost all contact with his friends because his mother thought that it would be better for him
>that kid who was supposed to teach himself all of the material he didn't know nor cared about
>that kid that didn't do anything substantial for 3 years
>that kid that got his GED and started college a earlier than his old school peers

It's an abstract kind of confusion when the public education system is so shit that I was literally able to drop out at 9th grade and still make it through college with no help

>>36015866
>that one kid who hung out with people who bullied them non stop
I feel you anon, worst 3 years of m life

>That kid who hung out with nothing but girls and never got laid

Was me

And was not gay

>that one gay kid who had to go into the stalls to change out for p.e. because he has a gross body
>that one kid who was cool the first two years of high school but all of a sudden became terribly depressed
No these aren't me.

>That kid who dared another kid to jerk off in class.
>That kid who took the dare and did it.

>that one obese black kid that cracked/broke every chair he sat in
Oh Jerome...

>>35991372
Specific kids.
Not all of r9k

>>36001812
>wish i made some effort to stay in contact after school
literally every time i meet someone and feel vaguely close to them, i leave for some reason and never keep the friendship going. an eternal feel

>that kid who didn't know the date of his own birthday
>that kid who got his backback drenched because he stored snowballs in it

>that kid who asked a girl to prom while on acid and then ignored her the entire night

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>that one kid with glasses who never hit puberty and always squealed at the top of his lungs trying to be funny

>that kid who was always sweaty from walking to school because his family couldn't a car

In my defense it was like a 40 minute walk

>that kid who pulled his dick out in the middle of class and started jerking it
>that muslim kid who got head in the middle of fasting
>that asian kid who released a mixtape that was actually dope
>that kid who wanted to battle the asian kid and got burned
>that kid who made a sextape with a teacher years after graduation
>that kid who brought a gun to school in the 3rd grade
>that horny kid who just started dating the hottest girl but then made out with a far inferior chick in the movies ending any chance with the hottest chick in school
>that kid who thought he could get into harvard
>that kid who the teachers never trusted
>that kid who punched a hole in the wall after getting kicked out of the exam because teachers never trusted him
>that kid who made the wall bigger
>that kid who shat on the toilet cover in the 3rd grade
>that kid who went to look, got too close and had shit grazed on his pants
>that kid who got slapped by the principal
>that kid who failed the 8th grade 3 times
>that kid who could throw cards over the 3 story building
>that kid who stole money from the teachers purse
>that kid who cut his hand because of a break up and almost got it paralyzed
>that girl who was hanging out with losers and ended doing drugs and got into a coma
>that kid who we think raped his sister
>that kid who was a geek and then faked this cocky persona to get laid, sort of worked
>that kid who pissed in the soap dispenser
>that kid who would washed his face with pissy soap from the soap dispenser
>every kid who left the school early and had their lives improved right away

>>35997058
>being so beta you come back around as alpha

>>35991276
>that muslim kid that "ironically" supported hamas

>>36017009
>>every kid who left the school early and had their lives improved right away

Ayy it's me

>>35991276
>That Mexican kid who made hilarious racist jokes.

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>That kid that sucked their friends dick in the bathroom stall at recess more than once
>That kid that use extra virgin oil on a camping trip to try anal on their bunkmate

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>that kid who talked way too much about youtube in high school

>>36007249
>32
No way
Too bad my country doesn't give neetbux

Fight me you fagget

https://discord.gg/CWBU7nh

>>35999019
Beatboxing Brad?

Are any of you a fat asian dude that has a katana umbrella? Jesus christ I couldn't believe my eyes today, like how does one even get to such a state. A literal katana umbrella that he held next to his hip like some samurai warrior.

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>>35991276
>that kid that brought politics into any class topic
>that kid that died in a car accident a week before senior year
I knew that girl personally so kinda freaked me out a bit
>that fat kid that smelled bad
>that other fat kid that mouth breathed
High school fucking sucked

>>36016339
I was always angry and threatening the school at a young age
I was always made fun of by the teachers in elementary school.

>that girl who obviously liked you and always hanged around with you but you were too autistic to realize it so you never did anyting about it

>>36009397
Yep, although I don't think my pissing speed is a valid way of determining that

>>36017995
....you've insulted my honor, next time I see you will be the last.

....You're already dead.....

>>35997348
Yeah that would have really showed him who was boss anon

>>35998845
>>35998901
Please don't anon thanks very much, I've got no idea how you think that is an interesting story and that you have used the reddit writing conventions like 'be me' and 'cont?' as well as thinking your boring story requires a new fucking thread means you just need to fuck off.

>>36000865
>implying British people don't use Metric units
>only Amerifats and Indian streetshitters use Imperial units

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>that one kid who used to throw nails at the other kids during carpenter class

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>>35991276
>>that kid who would be spat on during class and the teachers turned a blind eye to it
>> that kid who would get his bully's in a head lock and beat their head like a focking drum
>> that weird kid who played poker with other kids at the back of the art block
>> that kid who hated football that he just sat and watched from the goal line while the other twats kept the ball away from the other lossers
>> that kid who never got invited to party's due to him living way out in the sticks
>> that kid who was always quiet
>>that kid who would draw during maths on and in his text book

that was me 1995 - 1999

now i'm just some lonely loser 30 somthing guy

>>36018292
That grill that didn't like you but you were so autistic you thought she did just because she hanged out with you once

>That kid who used to whip his dick out and masturbate in front of you when in his room
>That same kid who sucked his own dick in front of you
>That same kid who also tried to get his cat to lick his dick

He's married and has kids now. In my devilish moments I often think about sending his wife a fb message telling her of this shit he did but I doubt she would believe me.

>>36019042
>that kid who would be spat on during class and the teachers turned a blind eye to it
the fuck, man? did they stop?

>>35991276

>that kid who wadded up a bunch of little debbie brownies to look like turds and placed them all over school.

>>36019212
in the final year they kinda did

>>36000755
>that stoner girl that fucking died

Story time.

>that kid who had the cheese touch

>>36007781
Stories man.

>>36003177
you should probably kill yourself
seriously this is a level of autism that should not exist

>that kid who got triggered over chads saying they were better than him at everything in elementary school and started crying

fuck nigga I was more autistic now then I was now

>>36019739
>fuck nigga I was more autistic now then I was now
yes, yes you are

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>>35991276
>That kid nobody talks to or acknowledges except the teachers
>Tfw it's me

>That girl who had gonorrhea and herpes and told everyone how she had gonorrhea and herpes
>That short metalhead guy who followed Norse religion and liked talking about his tiny dick
>That guy who tried to sell weed in the middle of class
>That kid who called in a bomb threat to get a day off school
>That nigger kid who would choke kids but never got in trouble
>That retarded kid who kept drawing his fursona in class and showing people
>Those kids who got detention for laughing uncontrollably during some lady's speech about how she was abused by her alcoholic father
>That kid who died playing Pokemon

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>>35991294
>mfw I was that kid but never got caught

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>>35998116
>similar incident at my school, retard left a chocolate milk carton over christmas break and it fell and busted open when he opened the locker after he came back, reeked for like 3 or 4 months

>that kid that began puking into his hands in the middle of class and wiped it on the desk
>that kid that went into the nurses bathroom and shit on the floor
>that kid that afterwards tried to ask out my emoscenegf still smelling like shit and vomit all the time

Genuine hyper-robot. He used to be my best friend until Mass Effect baptised him in metal.