The 5 main types of visitors on /r9k/

6. the generic looking boy who was too introverted to every actually try for anything

7. The r/asianmasculinity guy

>>35989308
>Master race failed normies who share their wealth of knowledge among themselves and sprinkle bits of enlightenment on the petty minded robots.

>>35989308
8. the attractive autist who still gets female attention but is overall a failure and has never experienced a meaningful relationship with a female

I'm a homo who failed at having a normal life and I come here because I want to talk about random shit that gets removed from the stupid narrow-subject boards.

>>35989308
9. A cat typing on a keyboard
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>>35989308
Probably 4. What do you mean by 'social media reject'?

Does #2 Gammas come in with an occasional case of social anxiety?

10. The fairly attractive girl with so many mental issues they won't fit into oversized luggage

>>35989460
I mean someone who fails at being noticed in social media

>>35989461
of course

>>35989308
9000. the guy whos stuck in his room and doesnt know where to look for anything social and related to his situation

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>>35989308
11. Just here for the doubles

>>35989423
nothing wrong with that m8, don't forget about /lgbt/

>>35989308
12. cyborgs. outsides to both normies and robots, floating inbetween the two worlds

i cant bring myself to simply lose weight and go out more but at the same time i have standards so i never let myself become a degenerate/complete social outcast like most robots.
HELP
HELP
HELP

>chad with model tier genes

>always been fat

>society doesnt treat fat chads the same as lean chads

>get treated like a robot despite secretly being chad

>acquire the confidence issues of a robot

who /sleeperchad/

>>35989559
this is just failed chad

>>35989560
a robot is just a failed normie

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>>35989579
failed normie are above robots

a true robot never had the potential to be a normie

>>35989308

I just come here for the funny threads

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>>35989599
explain robots who became normies then

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4 is pretty accurate, homebolio.

>>35989599
There is no such thing as "true robot". Everyone is a failed normie. Some just make dumb excuses instead of accepting that it's their own fault for being a failure.

To much normie alpha to fit in with betas

To much anti social beta to fit in with alpha normies

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>>35989645
>still calling himself alpha

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>>35989620
They were never robots to beginwith

>>35989383
This, angry little chins have been on here for years. They treat chink posting like school work.

>>35989308

1.

If I wasn't so introverted I would probably be a normie desu.

>>35989736
>making excuses

if steve buscemi can become rich and famous and loved by society whats stopping you

>>35989537
I said I'm a homo, not a tranny.

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>>35989308
>3. Omegas who keep trying to force the meme that they are enlightened just because they have given up on life completely (MGTOWs etc)

This is me. And yeah I'm pretty enlightened. I feel superior to all the thirsty betas begging for sex :^)

>>35989308
I see myself as a sigma, twice divorced, friendless alcoholic robot with no family. I tried for years to be a normie, but I'm a total failure and autist and I no longer care about interacting with normies. I'm an unemployed NEET and I have no social life outside of /pol/ and /r9k/.

I can get my dick wet if I want but I can't get feels to make it last, and I can't establish or maintain friendships because I litterally don't understand how.

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>>35989364
this. don't even care, but this board is where i fit in best.

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>>35989896
fucking roasties I tell you

>>35989770
Who's making excuses here? I'm just sstating a fact. I'm not the guy you were originally conversing with. I have a wife, a nice job that pays my Uber rides to and from, a wife and 2 kids. My point stands. I was never a robot.

I'm a Chad who's too crazy to lead a normal life. Popular but friends never stay. I don't think anything's wrong with me but everybody thinks I'm twisted and stay the fuck away from me unless they need something. Every bitch I ever dated tried to commit suicide during the relationship and it's not even like i beat them or anything. I just couldn't love them back.

I don't know what people see in me that make them avoid me like the plague but I've never had real friends my whole life.

>>35989308
What are gammas and omegas?

>>35989707
Heh, its amusing because I am a failed normie who wants a gf and a sissy faggot who wants to be encouraged to suck cock by my gf

>>35989308
Number 5. Join me in serenity, what do you gain from the rage and your own inescapable hell? You can't improve yourself, you hate being told to try but I'm the problem for saying just give up and be happy?

10. True robots who have let go of petty emotions and having "oneitises". No hate for women, just extreme disappointment and no future plan to get together with one. Not homosexual either, nor asexual. Merely apathetic.Truly believes that 2D>3D,and jerks it daily.

>>35989308
4. Failed normie.

That's not original?

>>35990209
How do I reach this, I enjoy some reddit animes like texhnolyze, ergo proxy, nhk, kaiji, oban star racers but I just can't watch it for a long period of time because they aren't actual humans I cannot feel emotion when I watch them
But I can watch shows all day and punch the air/feel sad/feel happy
I can't believe in 2d and I can't be apathetic

>>35989308
I suppose I'm closest to 4. I've never had difficulty getting into relationships or casual sex but I am severely mentally ill. I migrated from /x/ because swapping psychoses gets tired after a while.

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Gamma ray coming at you

I even have geo spatial synesthesia where I live in a certain place in my head for a week or so before moving on

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>>35989308
How about ugly 300lb slobs that want to be traps but settle for just posting cute anime girls and shitting up the board with posts straight from /lgbt/?

>>35990313
Then you are a newfag, mentally. Think, and think hard. Why are we here ? Plebeian answer would be "to continue our bloodline and shieet". But think. Are we just that ? Do we need to ? When all others are doing exactly the same, wooing and courting, spreading degeneracy along the way, why would you waste your time on that ? Do something else. Something that interests you. Observe. Observe females, males, observe everyone and decide for yourself. Anime is but one gateway, its just one of the many paths. Drugs, I suppose, are another, but I discourage their use.
It's funny when people here who want to get a gf cry about normies not being true robots, because they aren't either. Definition of a robot has been warped beyond recognition.

>>35990365
>ugly 300lb slobs that want to be traps
nice meme

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>>35989308
I think there is another, more niche, category that people here fit into. Id call it an evolved robot, someone who once 100% belonged on this board but for whatever reason has stopped fitting the criteria (got a gf, lost weight, etc) but was too familiar to stop coming here
Its me

>>35989308
I'm close to no.1

I'm a failed normie, lost touch with friends and have been lonely since then. I come here to occasionally post with you guys , but I usually just lurk since I have nothing going on

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>>35989308
None of those.

What purpose does this post serve?

>>35989308
>he thinks the cancerous normals want to help
They're here to laugh. All of them. Groups 4 and 5 are both here just to laugh.

>>35989308

I should probably just lose some weight, go to a gym and get a job. But the only job I can get is a dishwasher and 12 hours straight standing up in my shape is rough to say the least. And even then I wont have enough to move out but maybe I can get a slightly better paying job afterwards?

13. A gay guy who comes here for all the women hate threads.

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>>35989308
>Cancerous alpha chads/stacys that got lost on their way to /soc/
TOP. FUCKING. KEK. OP
Expose them

>>35989770
Steve Buscemi is a top-tier actor tbqh. He can compensate quite well with his talent.

>>35989308
>Where do you see yourself placed?
None of them.

I would be 3, except I understand that I'm both ugly and autistic. There is a fine line between being self aware and self glorifying. It's not as if I enjoy this, and I don't want anyone believing that I'm somehow enlightened. I can't fucking help it ok?

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>>35990008
>I don't know what people see in me that make them avoid me like the plague but I've never had real friends my whole life.
Just what could it be. Really who knows.

>>35989799
kill yourself faggot, opongo

>>35991696
>Implying

Dasdfhjkl

>>35991675
None of that helps, being a normie is a mental thing. Having a decent job and being fit means nothing if you can't pretend that you don't have autism infront of the other normies

I'm a military recruiter. What do i fall under?

>>35989308
>1
Why aren't there more of us ITT?

>>35989308
69. Epic meme lorde

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>Gammas with multidimensional autism who bounce between beta and omega

>tfw

Gradually getting less and less brainwashed about these meaningless labels.

>>35989308
15. The guy who just lurks in the background, occasionally posting