>try to inspect another player >invite them instead

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>Shift R to respond to a whisper
>Accidentally whisper other guy you talked to hours ago

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>get challenged to a duel
>pretend to be afk

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>>35989231
>target other random player
>they're targeting me
>mash escape key
>have to pretend that we weren't targeting each other

>>35989871
>they whisper a single "?"

Excuse me what game are you talking about??? I have to respond like this or else I'll be muted because this fucking board doesn't allow a simple goddamn question, >there now can I reply /r9k/?

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>>35989231
>get randomly invited by other player because they were trying to inspect me
>don't want to be rude and decline their invite so just pretend to afk and wait it out instead

>>35989231
always hated when people inspected me. it's like a dog sniffing another dogs asshole

>>35989966
this is why I played night elf.

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>>35989966
>inspect this dude
>he has the +4 stat enchant instead of the +6 stat enchant

>>35989998
>inspect hunter
>he has intellect gear equipped

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>>35990006
>inspect hunter
>mongoose + crusader enchant on weapons

>>35990061
>inspect hunter
>strength axe warrior BiS weapon

>>35989903
Probably WoW
Though it could be damn near any other mmo

>in a guild
>girl joins
>guild falls apart within 2 weeks

>>35989871
>Target other player
>Theyre targeting me
>Start targeting random players

>sit on transmog mount
>person sidles up next to me to use the transmog vendor
>get off mount

>>35990617
I remember some random spanish guy whispering me while i was sitting at a transmog npc and he was just blabing about random spanish shit and i see him mention the word that vaguely represents the word sword. I tell him "Swordo es donato" because it was a donate to get sword on a priv server, and he just said "ty" and left. WEW

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>>35990090
>play hunter
>need roll on all the melee weapons

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>see friend doing dungeons
>ask if I can join them
>he says he's already in a group and I can't come
>invite them
>I don't get the notification that he is already in a group

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>>35990939
>get invited to vent channel
>join
>as you enter the channel hear other users hushing eachother and giggling
>they start chatting about stuff that pertains specifically you to without ever mentioning your name

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>>35991018
>don't talk on mic because have beta faggy voice
>nobody ever knows you're in vent
>they openly mock you without knowing you're there
>after 30 minutes someone says "oh anon is in vent.. how long you been here"

last time this happened I pulled my power cord

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>>35991018
>get invited to group
>0.01 seconds after i join
>"(Party) Someguy: no don't invite him"

>Join group in party finder
>Oh hey sorry our friend just logged on
>"You have been kicked"
>Group has party finder back up

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>whole guild is having autistic argument about mechanic which literally everyone has the wrong idea about
>put correction in guild chat

>chat blows up
>20 whispers about why I am wrong
>in-game mail service starts flashing
>guild leadership whispers me that if I do it again I will get a kick

>>35991218
>raiding with guild
>guild master's gf plays healing druid
>we waste 2 hours wiping on a boss because our raid keeps dying from "unhealable damage"
>she's always behind holy paladins this aoe fight
>I point this out
>claims druids are single target focused and it's normal for her to fall behind everyone else
>say she's wrong and should read a guide or ask other druids how to play
>everyone else agrees with her
>end up getting kicked from that guild for that argument

>>35991279
>>35991218
This is why i stick to pvp in wow.

>LFD tool
>"min ilvl 850"
>my ilvl is 855
>queue up to that group missing two dps
>get declined
>3 minutes later group is still up in LFD
>queue up again to that group
>get declined
this should be bannable

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>Trying to make a macro
>Fuck up the / and post the whole macro in Trade Chat

>low level character in full heirlooms asks me for gold
>can't say no
>give him 1000g

>>35991302
>new raid comes out
>try to get into groups for it
>people are already asking to link achievement when it hasn't even been one week

>>35991295
>be in pvp fleet
>hit gate
>FC jumps without telling anyone what to do
>lands in a gatecamp
>dies
>everyone jumps in after him
>dies
>I fly away and ask what the fuck that was about

>threatened with kick again

I wish the autism I was talking about was WOW.

>>35991563
Lmao, sounds like everyone was just bad.
My friends and i could do like 3v10s against average players. But i guess the lack of organisation can be an issue : ^)

>>35991614
This was a defense formup camp, FC just lost his mind, went lemming, and then raged that I didn't as well.

>>35991786
Yeah dont know why people expect you to follow bad decisions.

>>35991563
>FC
ffxiv?

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>be in one of the top 150 raiding guilds in the world
>people understand game mechanics very well
>if they don't, they research them to find out more, or ask for input from others who are more knowledgeable than them
>if they die to something dumb, they feel shame and promise not to do it again
>if their performance is subpar, they seek out others who are doing better than them and see what they're doing differently
>never have to deal with any of the shit listed in this thread
>mfw

>>35991956
>top 150 raiding guilds
not really an achievement

>>35991956
Go away normie. You can't be a robot if you are successful.

>>35991996
Shitter guild who can't kill more than 1 boss on normal mode spotted. Enjoy rank 50000+.

>>35991415
ah the good old "no workplace will hire you without working experience" paradox

>>35990899
>leveling by facerolling dungeons as a tank
>need on everything
>group gets mad
>"tank why are you needing on everything"
>be honest and tell them the truth
>"i need to sell it all for money"
>"that's not good enough"
>"yes it is"
>"no it's not"
>"yes it is"
>"but i need the gear"
>"you're gonna replace it later anyway"
>"how would you like it if i needed on your gear?"
>"go ahead I don't care"
By the time we're finished arguing the instance is done because dungeons are piss easy when leveling with full heirlooms and as a class that can basically heal itself.

>wotlk in 2009
>doing dungeon in loot master mode because of dicks like >>35992621
>give staff that dropped to the wrong player accidentally
>can't trade it
>they get mad and leave
>party splits up
look what you caused with your selfishness attitude

>tbc
>be mage
>want to do some dungeons
>nobody wants to do dungeons with me
>not a single group
>get declined everywhere
>after some weeks someone finally tells me why
>apparently I was in full healing gear
I thought if an item gave stamina+intellect that it was a good item for me
I was so happy about spellpower in wotlk
no more confusing stats

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>>35991295
This is my only reason why I still play MMOs, this is the only way I can fuck up normies.
For example:
>random guy is fishing on his boat
>slowly approach him while swimming
>climb onto his boat
>he let his guard down
>fuck him up within seconds
>stay there on the boat while sitting on his dead body
>hes going full sperg on me
I have to put in thousands of hours into my MMOs though to even have a chance of beating them since getting good gear on your own is hard but the payoff is 1000times better

>>35992862
Fucking this
>they bring their guildmembers for revenge
>kill atleast 5 of them before insta teleporting away
how much shame they must have felt in their normieguilds

>camp lowbies with my max level, high end character
>they stop respawning after a while
>they made a level 1 character on my faction and used it to whisper me
>they call me a "no lifer" a "loser" and everything else
>I don't send anything in reply
>they get bored of talking to a wall and go back to their character
>I kill them again
>they call their high level friends and I kill them with my superb gear and pvp skills

>>35993103
anyone who has friends inside a game deserves to be killed
your doing god's work anon

>>35992185
but i never played whatever game you played

unless you tell me your guilds have 10 people in each which would probably make you top 2000 at least

but the mmo i played there were many guilds and they all had a shit ton of people so it didnt fucking matter

>>35992862
what game?
adsrfgserg

>>35993459
Sounds like Archage a game where you can go rogue and kill your own faction members.

>friend talks to me
>pretend to be afk

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>friend asks me what am I doing at 5 in the morning in Goldshire on a level 1 character named Freeuse