Chad thread

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>>35988614
tfw when chad gets ur crush.

>>35988614
Those guys look like manlets desu

>>35988614
As a hot-dude-loving homo, I think the half-grin is kinda cute. But seeing it twice on those twins makes it seem more like a birth defect.
Like.. can they smile normally? Or are the muscles on the other side of their mouths missing/deformed?

Chad here. Or at least by some /r9k/ definitions I'm Chad. This board is never consistent when they attempt to define Chad or robot.

>tfw being a chad had given you firsthand experience into the whorish ways of women

>women will flirt with you around their boyfriend if theyre mad at him just for the sake of manipulating him

>tfw cant trust girls

>theres always a chadlier chad somewhere

Imagine being a chick in that bottom photo, I would feel degraded. My ass is an accessory for the sake of that dude's photo (and it's only one of several asses)

>>35989577
asses are full of shit and farts

there is probably around half a pound of shit in all of their collective asses

I want just 10% of the things Chad gets, and I can't even have that.

>>35989467
>t. Brad

No Chad comes here. At best, you're a failed normie

>>35989631
How do you know? What's your definition of Chad?

>>35989652
If we fully understood Chads, we wouldn't be stuck here.

>>35989524
truth

my chad story
tried to fuck 3 girls in the same day. fucked, got sucked and then struckout

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>>35988614
Haha c-mon anon, bro, no way you're still a virgin! I've fucked 78 girls before graduating!

>>35989670
Chad can shitpost on /r9k/ and be immune to the toxic negativity here.

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>>35988614
>wealthy
>extremely handsome
>women throw themselves at him

This guy literally has everything he could possibly want in life. He will go on to achieve greatness while I rot in depression at the bottom of the ladder this guy will inherit.

Why is this world so unfair? Why do I have to toil in misery while this guy gets a free ride to a happy life? Am I not entitled to happiness? Why must I suffer? What did I do to deserve this?

What kind of loving god creates such a world?

>>35989921
Because you're a faggot that browses 4chan instead of doing something productive

>>35989705

nice how much did they charge

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>>35988614
Imagine the cute girl you like at a party in college and a pack of chads shows up. Just imagine how shy she feels when they hit her up, with butterflies in her stomach before she just lets one of them have his way with her after just having met her.
For this possibility most girls want to be 'free' during their college years, and who can blame them, many decently atttactive ones will be able to hook up with chad at least once. Don't worry though, after she hits her 30s she will be all yours to nag at for the rest of your life :^)

Seriously though, the only ways to not be a sad anon is to either accept modern reality and try to get laid yourself in meaningless interactions or find your pure waifu, good luck with the latter, they are rare as unicorns and mostly a lie.

>>35989921
YOu could start by stop being a defeatist little whiney bitch.
the get off your ass and start doing something productive, work towards something. Not shitpost on a board that makes you feel even worse.

>>35989921
>free

Chad worked hard for what he has. You're an entitled cunt who wants what Chad has without making any effort.

>>35989976
Faggot got blessed by genetics and family connections, don't give me that shit.

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>>35989942
>>35989962
everyone look at these literal cucks and laugh. they're happy and proud to work like good little bees for Chad's scraps.

pathetic.

>>35988614
That bottom picture. Do women have no self respect in the presence of Chad?

>>35990132
Chad chose to do something with his life. You chose to shut yourself in the basement and fap to animu all day long.

>>35990300
I think he's refering to the ones that have rich families and good genetics, that's just based on luck.

chad discord join in here: https://discord.gg/qGptqSe

CHADS ONLY, if you're a weeboo, beta, orbiter, or fembot we will bully you out.

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>>35990274
What's it like knowing you'll never be a true man?

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>>35990315
>the defining element of his masculinity is begging like a dog at Chad's table

>>35989949
Hahaha heyyyyy