Don't worry /r9k/

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>>35987495
anyone else feel really uncomfortable listening to these?

>that ring
>that finger

I'm onto your sick game. You're also right, I am perfect.

this is good, keep going

>>35987495
My eyes actually watered over this pathetic bullshit. Fuck.

>>35987495
Ugh these make me feel gross and I don't know why.

I think it's my autism

If this is your voice
say
''mmmmm oh yeah oh my god your dick is so much bigger than my boyfriends. you're a real man. fuck me with your big cock daddy''

>>35987495
I'm about to go to sleep soon, can you sshhh me to sleep?

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>>35987495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O6DpkV6YZD
motherfuckoff

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>>35987522
Not just you, OP is a weirdo

She is talking to the guy like he is a beta little child
No women would ever be attracted to a guy or have any respect for a guy who she talks to like this
This is not a how a woman talks to an alpha

>>35987730
Because its a beta talking to a beta.

One time I was on Omegle and I matched with some complete stranger, no tags, he had a C3PO toy in front of his webcam and he was doing the voice and everything. I let him talk for 2 seconds and skipped him. I guess I wanted to talk to someone from the tags, a cute robot girl perhaps.

I don't know why that memory came back to me all of a sudden but now I feel terribly about it. I shouldn't have skipped him, he was so genuine, I couldn't see his face, or really tell much about him aside from his impression, but he asked me how I was doing that day. This random guy on Omegle who has probably been getting skipped all day because he's not some dumb slut and his voice was still happy and optimistic even, that I, a complete stranger would stop and give him the time of day, maybe even play along with him and I abandoned him, I let him start speaking, I let him get his hopes up and then I abandoned this dude, this guy who was just having pure, innocent fun. Why? All because I wanted to talk to some roastie.

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>>35987626
Your 4chan fantasies aren't stopping reality my friend

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>>35987495
Fuck you attention whores. Fuck you all to death.

>>35987754
I remember a time on omegle like 6 years ago where a friend and I got drunk and started browsing, came across this like 14 year old black kid who just started rapping for us. He was pretty good, quite entertaining. Apparently all my friends sound like southern hicks too except for me, I'm apparently British.

>>35987495
You're cute. You should come around more often, ignore the betas, enjoy the few alphas here.

>>35988031
Pandering to females is submissive and beta.

>>35988060
I'm pandering to my dick son.

This is fucking cruel, upload more please.

>>35988082
and your dick is pandering to the pussy

>>35987495
I'm sure you meant well but the one I picked is just depressing the fuck out of me

>iwn get a cutie that reciprocates and has a cute voice

Also good voice work, except for a few spots where it sounded a bit hokey.

>>35988107
Yeah that's how life usually works. Your dick pleases the pussy and then you get more. Not that you'd know.

>>35988082
>I'm pandering to my dick son.
>my dick

>>35988157
So essentially you become a dog that gets trained to obey it's master... real alpha.

>>35987495
>all thattime on the internet could have bee not spent on me
REEEEEEE FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO BROWSE 4CHAN, SOME DUDE IS BEING A FAGGOT AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT REEEEEEEEEE
>"haha oh anon, you're being silly"
REEE FUCK OFF ROASTIE GO SUCK CHADS WEENUS

wth i feel like shit now

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>>35987495
Thanks for trying but I just realised my moral compass lead me down a shit tier path.

I spent all my younger years waiting for a loving girlfriend to lose my virginity too. Turned down tons of one night stands and sex.

Now I am older, broken, and realise that no matter what I do love was a fucking lie and the only option is to one night stand.

Shit just hurts and this kind of shit will never, ever, happen.

Doesnt feel good doesnt cheer me up but thanks for trying.

>>35987522

Yeah. The very first couple sentences make me anxious as fuck. My mom used to do that shit all the time where she'd hound me and try to make me talk about my feelings and she'd basically explode in rage if I just walked away from her and it'd always start with something like that.

>>35988192
>So essentially you become a dog that gets trained to obey it's master... real alpha.

No, you stick your dick in some pussy, please it, then go about your day. Throw a nice compliment or two their way so they come back, and you're good to go for more rounds.

Not fucking hard nerd.

>>35988251
The other dude is just mad he's lonely, and is doing the whole sour grapes schtick. He's pathetic, ignore him.

That being said, arguing with some dude about how masculine you are and how you are a pussy pleaser over the internet on an anonymous image board is pretty pathetic too

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>>35988251
How is that alpha? Your feeding her ego and making yourself vulnerable.

>>35988283
Fair.
>>35988288
Idiot.

>>35988308
You can't even explain your view point.

>>35988283
Nice assumptions.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AkgIDqkkfv
Jesus I sound like a zombie and yet from my perspective I was talking normally. I guess 60 hours will do that.

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>>35987495
>All that time on the internet could have been spent on me
FUCKING STOP

>>35987495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF7wpUfkud

>>35989072
two edgy faggot high schoolers

did you guys bum each other after the recording?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UasGG7GY2I

>>35989103
>Two edgy highshoolers
Actually I'm 23 and alone in my room

>>35988204
Thank you anon, this really made me laugh, thank you

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>>35988736
awkward mess

>>35989072
edgy le normies who fail at life yet tell others to get one, sound like cancerous /pol/ autists too

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>>35989072
>being this edgy and pathetic to random robots just to feel better about themselves and their sad lives

11/10 cringe

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>>35987495
nice one roastie

>>35987495

ok that is some unpleasant vocal fry

girl needs to train to use her whole voice and not end every sentence with a throatfart

moar pls moar

>>35987495
>that last one
Fuck me, I'm depressed now.

>>35989655
throatfart?

wtf nigga

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actually sad and should not be endorsed .

>sweetie
Holy fuck that really got me

>>35987495
No feels were had, try again

>>35989691

listen to it again, she pronounces sentence-ending periods as little farts

it happens when you try to get low and quiet but you're using a little weak version of your voice that can't properly go low without collapsing into noise

>>35989072
Im a girl irl and this turns me on xd

>>35987495
I was expecting BRAAAP

Now I'm disappointed.

hahaha holy shit , this is good and painful and embarrassing at the same time .

>>35987495
how we know you are pic related .
timestamp ?

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>>35987495 WHY WOULD YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS? I ... I hate you
please continue to cheer me up, please

At first I was cringing but at the end of the 3rd one I started crying
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

The 3rd one hurts... I know no one will ever say that to me.

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>tfw no gf to try and easy my crippling depression
>tfw cant get gf because of crippling depression