How do I get my robot dad to orbit me instead of orbitting my mom?

>>>>>>>>>orbitting

>>35987271
walk around the house in skimpy clothes that show off your twink ass

>>35987271
Wait in his room spreading your asscheeks on his bed and let him embrace you OP

>>35987271
Are you male or female
Are you atractive
Post pics please

>>35987282
>>35987287
>>35988411
I'm a girl. Not attractive but at least I'm not 500 pounds like my mother.

oh its that fembot again. why haven't you killed yourself roastie.

>>35988465
Just be flirty with him
Give him hugs be all giggly and stuff

>>35988465
does not invalidate
>>35987287

>>35988465
Also what are your thoughts about actually having sex with him?

>>35988565
I want to be his perfect wife. I want please him. So yes I would preform wifely duties.

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>>35987271
what the fuck is wrong with you fucking idiots lol

Ask him if he has ever heard the legend of Josef Fritzl the Wise.

>>35988673
Well if he's at all alfa he'll definitely swap your mother for you . You are the younger thiner model after all.
Is there some animosity between you and your mum?

>>35988719
Original kek
spoiler

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>>35988783
>tfw dad is alfa

>>35988783
I hate her. My dad is a amazing man who takes really good care of his family. He works all day, only to have to wait on her hand and foot because she's too fucking lazy. He does all the shopping, cooking, and cleaning if I don't help him. She doesn't work and yet she does nothing around the house. And then she likes to act like she has the same problems as I do. No she was a Stacy who fucked a bunch of chads, found herself a beta provider and got fat. She's the reason I hate women so much and regularly post on women hate threads.

>>35988890
It's going to be hard to pry him away from her it sounds like he really cares for her. Show him you're the better option.dose he ever give hints that he's attracted to you?

>>35988673
>>35988465
>>35987271
Are you the same roastie who posted about hating your mom and her not deserving your dad and how you wanted to be his wife about a month ago?

>>35988890
Just marry me and take care of my needs, you can pretend I'm your dad

It's you again. How are you? You didn't yet get drunk with your dad and give him a blowjob? You should practice with a banana.

Or practice with me. I'm old enough for you to call me Daddy when I spank you.

>>35989059
Yeah probably. How come theres a lot of MomXSon or Sister/Cousin porn but no real good porn for DadxDaughter?

>>35989135
I feel getting him drunk is like taking advantage of him, borderline rape. He is going to be pissed and our relationship will be over.

Maybe, I was saving myself for him... but I feel like that'll never happen. Or at least a guy like him, I'm extremely too picky for my own good. But I'm getting too old and I want kids so I think I'm going to just give it to the first guy who promises to stick around.

>>35989150
Women are in charge of culture because being offended or feeling bad is an argument nowadays, so they can police what's accepted and what isn't.
Mom/son is accepted because a lot of 30+ women fantasize about younger guys, but dad/daughter is mostly seen as sick because muh all men are rapist pedophiles

>>35989198
I'll take your virginity and treat you like a little girl. Both treating you like a princess and spanking you when you've been bad.

I won't stick around though, hope you can accept that. After I've taught you the joys of ddlg, you're free to go on and embrace your inner slut. You know you want to.

>>35989255
Why don't guys like sticking around?

>>35989396
She (you?) is not wife material. Or at least doesn't sound like it.

>>35989198
Different anon here I'll be your daddy sweet heart

>>35989413
How so? I'm chaste, I want kids, I'm loyal, I cook really good and bake delicious pies, I keep things tidy.

>>35989413
>She (you?) is not wife material
Sounds like a perfect wife to me, what are you on about m80

>>35989513
You sound perfect I would stick around for you ied even share you with your dad

>>35989513
I would hold you like a good girl and spank you when your bad and appreciate your cookies

>>35989513
I don't think Ray would be down with this plan.

>>35989564
You spooked me you goddamn fat bastard

>>35989563
>>35989532
I need to stop staying up so late, I'm guessing everyone here is from Europe?

>>35989816
Yeah UK ,you're American?

>>35989816
Mainland Europe, yes. Why are all the insane girls with daddy issues in America or Australia?

>>35989816
American baby born and raised when do I get to be your big strong dad?

>>35989890
Just because she wants her daddys cummies doesn't make her insain

>>35989875
Unfortunately. Want to marry me so I can live there? I'll make you nutritious American snacks.

>>35989928
I'm in your country and I got a daddy dick

>>35989928
I would love to marry you but I don't want you to leave your family behind

>>35989905
What state senpai?

>>35989958
California but I'd be down to cuddle you and play you love songs until my fingers bled

>>35989956
Yeah I know...
>Ywn travel Europe with your father husband

>>35989985
It's legal for you to get married to your dad in some European countries

Today my mom, who is an advid redditer, was talking about how 4chan is full of trolls. My dad who vaguely knows internet terms responded "Maybe I should go on this 4chan it sounds like my kind of place"

I panicked inside, because he knows I go on here but he doesn't know how degenerate it is. I'm scared now his image of me being a sweet innocent girl will die, he'll think I'm a freak, or he might recognize some of my posts.

But maybe thats a good thing?

>>35990072
I think it would be OK to show him you have a sexual side to you he might open up and show you he does too

>>35990072
Sweetie just let me stuff you and make you my little girl I'll punish you right and give you that strict love

>>35989975
If you're still here could you please post contact?

>>35990143
You seem to be wanting casual sex and I will never do that. I want to lose my virginity to someone special.

>>35990211
my contact is beachsluts for my skype