What kind of girls do you like? Or guys. I mean body and

Thiccccccccc thots that treat me like shit. I want to be degraded like the scum I am

I like them to be smart, and caring. More mature than me I guess...

>>35986041
i just want a cute skinny girl who loves me as much as i love her
is that so much to ask for

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>>35986041
>What kind of girls do you like? Or guys. I mean body and personality wise.

cute boys
cute personality

>>35986041
kind, skeptic

i don't really have a specific type look wise

I want them to be a soulless underweight shell of a human being like I am.

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the prepubescent 2D kind

Short, chill, a little chubby, have a nice laugh and add something to the meme we experience as life. Sadly I've had nobody meeting this description in my life for years now. All I really want as far as human interaction goes is a wife like this. I'm pretty okay not having any IRL friends and not doing shit with anyone, but I sometimes feel like a fucking alien, totally isolated from the human condition, absolutely atomized. I feel the only person that I can be real with at times is my mother, and even then not for everything, and obviously she's doing to die a good 30 or so years before I do which presents me the prospect of one hell of a lonesome old age. I suppose if she's dead though nobody else would care if I were to off myself.

Funnily enough I don't really fear the prospect of death and fully expect to kill myself in old age before I hit the 'i'm incontinent and everything hurts always' stage of life. But I kind of dread the idea of continuing to move through life without having ever loved.

>broad shoulders
>bara titties
>kind
>huggable

Thicc
Tomboy

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>>35986179
>not taking the kanna pill

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Looks wise i like a lot of body types i guess just not fat
as far as personality goes i honestly have no idea at this point

>body
Thin or fit with small breasts and short hair.

>personality
No bullshit type. Goes for what she wants. Has a cute side.

>be grill
>be human
>don't have sex with other people in the same time period as we're having sex
>weigh less than me (I'm 6'2)
>don't be plotting to steal my organs or kill me in some sort of life insurance/inheritance scheme
>be white (minority women are loud and aggressive and scare me)

i need help, i jerk off at least twice a day to 2d girls. what should i do? should i talk to my doctor about my unusual sex drive?

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Under 10% bodyfat, B-cup or C-cup, 4'11" - 5'3", no flab, 120b maximum, virgin, clingy, Unconditionally loves me.

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Like this.

r8 my imaginary gf.

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>>35986378
>r8 my imaginary gf.
wtf is wrong with you

Body:
Not morbid obese.
Personality:
Non talktative but kinda affective. Likes to hug and caress out of nowhere. Shares at least a hobby/interest with me.

>>35986378
fat and problematic looking/10

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>>35986222
I took the kanna suppository months ago, anon

>>35986041
I'm not a white knight but personality really does come first.
Nerdy Tomboy whose too Insecure and Pessimistic to be into the more int /sp/ but not enough to dislike /out/. A dry or dark sense of humor would be ideal. Someone who can be both my best bro and my lover. I like Nerdy Girls but I think being into cosplay is a red flag with Nerd Girls and would just lead me into being an orbiter.
For the body I'm too ugly myself for it have much on an impact on it. But either equal height and pear shaped or smaller than me and Hourglass are what I would like best.

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>>35986482
this is why man creates, this is our reach towards the stars

>body
Short, skinny but not skelly, long dark hair, small boobs (A or B cup), little to no makeup. Virgin.
>personality
Quiet, shy, innocent, clingy, sympathetic, similar hobbies, etc.

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in pic related I'm going to be honest here
I'd chose any of them if they told me they were in love with me
I wouldn't even turn down K
granted I would prefer a girl like J hoping she was 6ft or taller but beside that...


I'm more or less open

which one r9k?

>>35986041
someone who i can discuss things with
so far ive met only a few people like this, though i dont have trouble just conversing with people

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Oh god I've been isolated for so long that I don't even know. I haven't even had a crush since high school and that was nine years ago.

>>35986655
Seems you already know the answer 2d>3dpd
Cartoon girls are much better investments.

>>35986602

None of these are remotely realistic lmao

>>35986680
shut up tumblr
geez like fuck can you stop for once?

>>35986602
body of C and face/hair of E desu

>>35986602
any but F
but if i had to choose one i'd choose E

>>35986041
It's amazing how poorly drawn those tiddies are.

>>35986655
i would like to marry that 2d girl

Ideally?
>cute
>chubby
>short, dark hair
>pale complexion
>glasses
>similar political views (good luck finding a girl who looks like that anywhere right of center, so I can pretty much rule this out.)
>cynical
>not religious
>weeb
>similar taste in music
>as lazy as I am so we can lay in bed all day and do nothing

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>>35986041
body
>east asian
>not fat
>not old
>decent curves

personality
>kind
>not retarded
>calm
>hates cuckolding
>will never leave me

I'd like to get fucked by a man who's much bigger & stronger than me (easy) but also more shy, so I don't feel insecure

>>35986041
Tall. Nice, honest.
>>35986602
Gibes me dat E

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>What kind of girls do you like?
I can't even answer this question anymore, just like I can't answer what my fetishes are.
Sure, I have preferences when I'm looking for a fap, but that's like asking me what race car do I prefer to drive.
Nigga, I don't know, chances are I won't ever afford one, let alone more than one to have actual preferences.
It wouldn't work out even if I found an ideal partner, I don't even see place for myself anymore in a perfect relationship because I'm far from perfect and honestly disgusted with myself as a person.
Just give me enough money to live a NEET life for the rest of my days, or kill me, anything else is a tedious distraction.

>>35986602
B, C, G, H, I, or L.

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>short
>preferably short hair as well
>different persona as me (energetic,funny)
>same interests(military,weebshit)

Body: At least average height.(I'm 6'1 gril so it's awkward when someone doesn't reach my shoulders.) Not very skinny or overweight. Qt smile. Boyish face. Medium length dark hair (curly hair is cute too.) Pale skin. Big hands.
Personality:Draws, plays music, or something like that. Plays video games and likes anime. Similar taste in music. Shy and introverted in general, but dominant in bed. More mature than me. Caring, kind, and enjoys spending time with me.

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Body
>tall
>pear shaped
>slight belly
>thick thighs
>unconventionally cute looking
>ghostly pale
>likes to wear their hair in a ponytail

Personality
>always has a pouty look on their face
>laid back
>lazy
>odd
>slightly stupid
>shy
>co-dependent
>sarcastic sense of humor
>non-political but still hates the same people I do (hippies, liberals, niggers, etc.)

>>35986602
K but she'd be possessive and monogamous

>>35987238
>Shy and introverted in general, but dominant in bed

REEEEEEE DOM ME YOU SELFISH WHORE

I like white skin, small height, pink nipples and not too fat. I like tits of all sizes but preferably if they fit my hand. I like long hair.
In terms of personality I like girls who are nice. I like smart and witty ones but I prefer an airhead if she's kinder and full of love.
I like it when they know how to kiss. A lot of girls kiss like shit. I also like the smell of sweat, but besides that I enjoy when they're clean.

Shy and quiet Indian girls.

I'm white but lived in Delhi for a couple years. First girl I ever went on a date with was from Pakistan, while the first relationship I ever had was with a girl born and raised in India. Best GF was also from India but grew up here in the United States.

Brown grills are the best, provided you don't snag one of the slutty and rebellious ones.

>loyal
>academically accomplished
>can cook good food
>parents will disown them if they ever consider a divorce
>have interesting cultural events you can attend
>get to have two weddings in two different countries
>get to complain about how you've been the victim of racism when dealing with judgmental Indian relatives
>enjoy the jealousy emanating from the vast majority of Indian men in their loathing stares when you walk hand-in-hand with your brown QT waifu

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>>35986041
>Shorter than me
>Boobs size doesn't matter
>Thicc thighs
>Asian (and I don't just mean Eastern though that's included, I mean the whole continent. They just all coincidentally turn me on: Russian, Bengali, Indian, Turkish, etc)

Personality wise:
>Unafraid to humiliate me or make fun of me
>Has different interest but interested in mine as I'm into hers
>Takes charge on the relationship

>mfw this is literally my onetitis but I'm such in the friendzone

I like really short girls (kind of a big height difference because I'm 6'2", but I like that) who are a bit feminine, kinda petite, light hair, either brown or blonde.

In terms of personality I would say loyalty, kindness, and affectionate, they're all requirements for me.

>slightly shorter than me
>blonde with green eyes
>slightly chubby and thicc
>friendly and sweet
>cute and excitable
>enough shared interests to have some common ground but not too much
Basically, my oneitis.

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Gayfag here
Body type:
>Short, like 5'10" and below
>Skinny, maybe 135 or so
>Pale
>Cute, of course
>A nice butt is good too
>Long hair or a boyish short hair cut
>Smallish benis, although it's not hard to be smaller than mine
Personality
>Kind
>Somewhat shitposty
>Submissive
>Absolutely loyal
>Super lewd
>Cute
>Extremely romantic/sappy

Haven't found anyone yet, I wonder why.

>>35986602
All except E and F
But if I can only pick one, I is my choice

I'm mostly into girls and femboys of the thicc variety. I'm crazy for big ass and thighs.

>>35986680
I know right if a woman isn't a fat whale she ain't even real or realistic.

>>35986041
>What kind of girls do you like?
None

>>35987647
>faggots
>loyal
Lmao

>>35986378
wtf anon? there are lots of ways you can imagine a gf and u came out with this? whats wrong with you?

>>35986363
is it weird that I also want a girl like this?

>>35986041
Why does it matter, none like me more than a friend.

>>35986378
what waifu generator is this?

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>small titties
>wide hips
>thicc legs
>preferable short hair
>optional a feminine penis

>>35986602
C, E, or H
preferably H

>>35986041
just someone who compliments my insecureties away and wants to cuddle all day long.

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It's what is on the inside that counts.

>>35986602
C, J, or K.

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>>35986041
Is this a patrician waifu?

>personality
I like girls to be free and adventurous (in terms of new experiences) and spontaneous and intelligent and compassionate and confident and strong
>physically
slim, dark hair, maybe tattoos, interesting style of dress (vintage or goth or something)
>personality
I like boys to be intelligent and caring, and interesting and sweet and funny.
>looks
thin or slim, well dressed (again, vintagy, no modern suits they're ugly) dark haired

>>35986041
I have a pretty concrete picture of my "perfect" woman, but I'm at the point now where I'm convinced that perfect women don't exist. The only real way you ever find love is you meet someone good enough and learn to look at them like they're perfect. That being said, my only requirements at this point are:
>white
>Christian
>doesn't dress provocatively/whore off on social media
>doesn't do drugs
>less than 140lbs
>no horrible chronic diseases/deformities
>more of an introvert than an extrovert
>not a tumblr-tier liberal

>blonde
>green, gray or blue eyes
>broad hips
>don't really care about tit size
>has to look intelligent
and personality wise
>she has to be not stupid
>introvert
>not a tryhard sense of humor
>a sense of sarcasm and irony, but not in a dykey way
>more tsundere than yandere (Yeah, I know it sounds cringy)
As for spiritual and political views, I will just instill those in her, wouldn't want her to be dogmatic.

>>35990039
I know where to find those, but it would mean joining such a community and cutting ties with your old banter friends I'm afraid.

I like girls that like me. Sadly, those don't exist.

>>35989099
Kisekae
I had a link somewhere but I can't find it

>Male
>Not fat
>Weeb
>Likes me

>>35986041
>girls looks
handsome and boyish
>personality
haven't thought that far

>guys looks
anything except incredibly fat
>guys personality
I hate even admitting my tastes
I think they're a little fucked up

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Body wise, is the usual
> Tall (taller than me, at least)
> Wide shoulders
> Deep yet sparkly, charming eyes. Color is irrelevant
> Deep voice
> Magnificent facial hair. Color is irrelevant

Personality wise
> Sense of humor
> Kind heart
> Reassuring
> Adventurous. Always ready to try and explore new things
> Honest
> Caring

To be honest, I tend to value the personality more than the physique.
You can love a person no matter the looks, but if the person is an asshole is simply not going to last.

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>>35987647
I would like to think I fit all of the criteria. I already have someone though.
I believe you can find a boy like that, anon, just don't give up on your hopes.

>>35986041
>Implying that 3D whores have personality traits
>3D Whores


>>>/out/

>>35986222
>>35986482
>>35986544
Leave my waifu alone p-please.

>>35986041
>What kind of girls do you like?
I don't know, I barely speak to people.

>>35986041
I like them with low self-esteem. Easier to abuse. Physically, I'm a fan of tits. Boys, they have to effete and lithe. Toned by not muscular. Wiry enough to struggle, but not enough to stop me.

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>>35986041
Cute legal lolis.
A or B cup maximum.

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>>35986041
cute and cute

>>35986041
Body
>20cm shorter than me
>small boobs
>not fat
Personality
>slightly shy
>slightly weeb
>slightly autistic
>slightly /fit/

Personality wise
>degenerate
>sort of lazy
>sort of smug
I don't really know, just imagine a smug, sort of bratty anime girl personality that is a degenerate and someone who isn't really phased by anything. Up-beat-ish, knows when she has to be serious even if she doesn't want to, a homebody that doesn't really want a whole lot to do with the outside world. A weeaboo and plays games, sort of shy in social situations. Basically I just want a smug fujoshit gf.

Physically
>short, 4'10"-5'2"
>short hair
>thick thighs
>either a toned stomach or a little bit of pudge
>small boobs, enough to cup in my hands

All I ask for is not crazy, and not too unattractive

here is my ideal

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>35986041
dark personality
intelligent
Best exterior body/face possible I guess, doesn't have to be perfect ( not bimbo tho )

>>35990765
>t.basic

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Tall with dark aesthetics

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>>35992646
Like this? Good taste desu

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I want a girl like this.

I want her to be caring and nice, but a little cynical.
And introverted.
And cuddly.
and wants children one day

>>35992997
That's a girl?

origanlio

>>35993237
Yes, and I think she's perfect.

>>35992792
wtf whats her name

I want a gf with sensitive nipples.

>>35993312
I wish what her name was

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>>35990700
I fit that criteria. And it depends on the last one.
Are you a guy or a girl?

>>35989264
Kuma! No!!

Body:
>tall (6'+)
>curvy (a bit of belly a bonus)
>big breasts
>painted fingers/toes
>dark hair
>non-dark-brown eyes

Personality:
>caring, motherly
>has a sadistic streak
>complete shut-in

>>35986041
Smart and skinny
Nerdy with eccentric interests

Looks

>short black hair
>frekless
>pale skin
>medium height
>thicc body

Personality

>chill
>smart
>funny

looks
>regular height
>thin
>pretty face
>narrow shoulders
>round butt
>thin waist
>any race

personality
>understanding
>calm
>kinky

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My ideal girl is slightly yandere, is taller than me, is somewhat dominant and controlling, has long hair, has a healthy body and of course loves spending time with me.

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Boys like this

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basically this girl

>>35987242
>>tall
>>pear shaped
>>slight belly
>>thick thighs
>>unconventionally cute looking
>>ghostly pale
>>likes to wear their hair in a ponytail

sounds like one of my girls
she was also
>slightly stupid

>>35986602
I want to marry F!

>>35986222

luckily my type of girl is something even i can achieve to get
but i dont know, even that changes over time
as long as they're cute i dont really care if they skinny or fat as long as they're not overweight landwhale

the girl im kinda dating is fine by me

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There is only one man for me...

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Isn't he handsome? He looks so cute in this hat!

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I prefer the red over the gold, but he's gorgeous either way.

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How can anybody compare?

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>>35986602
H please.

Intelligent, beautiful desi girls. 5'2 to 5'11 is preferable. Nice hair and glasses. Cute but sexy. Good at cooking but not a stay at home housewife, she should have a good job.

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>taller than me
>reasonably thick thighs and butt
>preferably short hair
>preferably small breasts
>dominant

I am a flat emotionless autist so I'm naturally attracted to ultra outgoing stacies with big bold personalities. They're all sluts but that's ok

Don't really have any specific body, just no fatties.

>>35995948
>I like this but bigger boobs desu

Don't be..
>fat
>stupid
>completely broke
>very short or small


Just be
>not fat
>fun personality
>understanding
>emotional but very rational ( if possible )
>atleast average looking


Height doesn't really matter to me, and you can only be too short. Being taller or a bit shorter is fine.
I never really cared for anything else, it's mostly contextual. I guess it's mostly just fun for me to get together with someone that loves me back enough, and being able to fuck them and whatnot I guess.

For some reason, I feel like I don't like those very hot guys/girls, mostly just at most average looking guys/girls. It's mostly personality for me, too. I'm also going to stay bisexual for more fish in the sea. So just basic standards.

altough id like the person with a chad body but wit the same personality as some robot, he's not going to go for me.

>>35992270

Fuck did you expect, fuckboi?
I want to believe that one day I'll leave robothood behind

>Male
>White, blue eyes, blond/brown hair, thin, could be slightly athletic body but not too much
>Loyal, kind
>Enjoys snuggles with me, is ok with being boring with me, not super outgoing

Will probably never happen, I'm male.

>>35986378
she has a great personality in your imagination/10

>>35990765
>women
in the end r9k is right again

>>35986602
why the fuck are they all so fucking fat? Disgusting

>>35997354
>A, C, D, E, H, J, K
>fat
what is this?

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>>35986602
H
all others are too tall, fat, or gross MILFs

I'd date literally any female if they're under 200 lbs. and over 4'10".

Ideally:
>5'2 - 5-4
>110 lbs
>short wavy blonde/light brown hair or dark black bob
>pale skin
>nerd. Like she geeks out about something that she cares a lot about
>emotional. Id rather she yell at me for doing some shit wrong instead of saying "im fine" and having me play mind reader

>>35986359
just stop going on 4chan and looking at porn. read a book or watch tv

>>35997468
>too tall
there is no such thing manpossible inscure let

>>35987359
The two weddings and that last point are pretty cool tbhf

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>>35997543
nah I'm 6'0, I just fetishize cute loli features (e.g. must be petite, flat, light voice)
legal lolis are god's gift

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>>35997618
>tfw 5'9
>tfw no 6ft+ gf
...

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a girl that will give me strong white blonde blue eyed kids

pic related

>>35997752
bet she gets blacked hard than the night sky

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>>35997618
>tfw no 2D loli Trump

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>>35997832
fuck off shes single and perfect

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>tfw no amazon tier gf

>>35998125
all girls deep down are roasties anon
you know it's true tho

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>>35986602
A,C,D,G,H,K,L

How do I take the 2D redpill?

>>35998838
get a waifu
that's it

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we can and will make it robots
just trust me
my get says so
don't give up bros
Go out there and show them what you can do anons

>Around my height (5'8")
>Somewhat fit
>B-C titties
>Attractive ace

>Smart
>Cultured
>Funny
>Not a whore

>>35986041
I'd like a short, thicc black girl who stays at home with the kids and when I come home from work she has dinner ready on the table and I give her a smooch before the kids run over and grab my legs

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>>35986041
Cute and lax.