Oh god I think I fucked it

How do you fuck up this badly Anon?

>>35985594
I think you did because you're the one who asked about books.

Best start going somewhere with the meme shit or you really are fucked.

>harry potter is a classic
Fucking pedestrian hoe. Also
>supposedly likes reading
> doesn't know it's piqued my interest not peaked my interest

How can someone consider Harry Potter among literature that could be called classic?
She has shit taste in books anon, if she doesn't like memes you dodged a bullet

>>35985594
What is wrong with you people? Seriously, why can't you guys talk to people?

>>35985683
>>35985697
She means of young adult fiction I think.

>>35985594
What the fuck is so bad about this? Seriously?

>>35985722
Young adult fiction is pleb tier for anyone old enough to legally use a dating app

>>35985594

No you didn't fuck it

You just made a really lame joke. Still can recover.

Protip: Seem interested, but not invested. Use tinder as a means to meet her in real life. Also, disagree with something she says.

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>>35985594
>Le memes
Failed normie, please go

>>35985748
That guy is a faggot why would you even know how to find that video you fucking normie?

>>35985779
I like pre-rollins Black Flag...even with him in it its not really THAT bad,

>>35985773
Go back to funnyjunk, you utter faggot. If I ever see you in real life, I am going to spit on you. Bitch.

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>>35985594
hearty guffaw
cumON anon

>>35985594
>peaks my interest
dropped

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>>35985747
>Young adult fiction is pleb tier for anyone old enough to legally use a dating app
it's more reading than I do

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>>35985805
>Implying your betacucklord manlet ass can even make eye-contact with a human being for more than 1,5 seconds

>whatever peaks my interest

Dodged a bullet there OP

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Lmao what do I even say at this point? I mean she's super boring and not my type at all, but on the other hand I'm desperate and she's attractive

>>35985850
Those books will not enrich your mind is what I'm saying. She may as well not read.

>>35985931
Send her a couple of your dankest memes and if she gets offended or sends you nigger memes, find her and kill her

>>35985931
Ask her if she wants to fuck, you have nothing to lose. You will come off as a total chad.

>>35985931
You asked a retarded question. Put her onto books she could read based off what she said she likes

>>35985931
> Let's meet up and buy books at borders

Literally simple shit anon, this is what you want right?

>>35985594
>Talking to a stacy
>not even talking about fucking yet
dude her brain is a fucking peanut the only thing u should be trying to do rn is fuck not getting to know her not any of that bs just sex

>>35986007
Kek nice dub-olo7
He wants to go book shopping with a stranger hahahahaha terrible
40 keks

>>35985990
Seconded this
OP do it
While you're fuckin her say "this is for the robots"

>>35986007
Hey retard
This bitch called Harry Potter a classic

She doesnt want to go to a fucking book store, she wants to browse instagram and get deep dicked by Chad

Theres no hope for us

>>35985990
if dubs OP will do this

>but do you like... memes?

ur not special because you browse Reddit memes faggot

and why tf are you pausing for effect over text

>>35985990
Rollin for this please
Also maybe ask to see some tiddies
I heard that if u ask if u want to get some coffee then that's code for "u wanna fuck"

>>35985931
ask her about jewish memes and post her reaction.

Dubs and OP has to ask her if she fucks niggers

>>35986282
rollin orinaleniggereno

>>35985683
>doesn't know that that books have already peaked

>>35986044
>>35985990
>>35985972
>>35986006
>>35986117
All great suggestions, but I ultimately went with this retarded shit. Hoping snapchat could lead to something interesting ;)))

>>35986225
Hey fuck dick I get my memes from ifunny you fucking double nigger

>>35986282
this

this post is original(tm)

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>>35986312
Fuck, forgot pic related, here's what I said

>>35986326
That was so retarded OP I wanna kick you in the fucking face

>>35986326
Comes off as awkward and forced. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.

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"But do you like... memes?"

>>35986326
You don't even like her, why not just go for it and ask her to fuck already?

OP is a phaggot. Sage goes in all fields

>>35986376
I'm not sure why the girl hasn't stopped messaging at this point. Like OP must look like hella chad.

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"I'm sure the people who made those memes would be quite upset to hear you call their hard work 'dumb' :^)"

stop life any time

>>35986391
Seriously, if this fat isn't gonna fuck her then at least fuck with her and save this piece of shit thread. I gotta feeling this is him just bragging how great he is at tinder

>>35986326
That was awful OP. Straight trash. Just get to the point.

>>35986326
she either wants to fuck you or doesn't, ask her and get it over with, she probably already knows thats what you want.

>>35986326
What the original fuck is wrong with you

>>35986391
yeah he makes threads here everyday blackpilling robots (encouraging them to commit suicide) over looks. literally doesn't matter what he says she just wants to impress him.

>>35986326
Just ask her if she'd want to go grab some drinks or food. This forced conversation and shitty small talk is only hurting you.

>>35985594
Don't get me wrong-- our memes are hot fire.
But normie memes? Normies who call themselves horseshit like "meme queen" or put asinine statements like "send me ur memes not ur nudes" in their bio? Fucking revolting.

Memes will be the downfall of our generation. They already are.

>classics
>Harry Potter

I don't think you're missing out on much OP

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Quick OP! Send her this funny meme to salvage it


I found it on reddit lol

>>35985594
if she told you she reads cliche books then shes willing to fuck up the convo

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Good god op

Stop trying to be funny, and have an actual conversation with her for fuck's sake. It's really forced.

She's genuinely invested in you, and she's a human being. Ignore all the anons claiming she's just down to fuck, talk to her like a normal human begin about your interests and shit, and maybe you'll finally be able to have one fucking healthy relationship in your life before you blow your fucking brains out from being so god damn stupid.

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tfw a literal frog

>>35986636
Kek


Originaldo commentou

>>35986624
he doesn't care stop taking the bait

>>35985594

This is hilariously bad

So much so that you have to question the legitimacy of it all

Also what this >>35985680 guy said essentially. Didn't you bring up the subject of books lol even if it was a shitty talking point she didn't broach it at all

>>35986624
Lol this reply is cringe. why are u being so serious haha

>>35986326
stop beeing yourself retard

>>35985594
>classics
>Harry Potter
She's not worth it anyway. But you did fuck up

>>35986282
Fuck it let's go

Originally

>>35985931
dude , just dont send her your entire pepe folder and you are good to go

>>35986326
right after her reply your only message should have been: 'whats your number'

thats it. if shes down to fuck she'll give it to you. if not then move on

>>35987015
if you rule out all the girls who think HP is classic you're going to have a very narrow field of potential partners

>>35985931
>>35985931
dude this convo is going nowhere, she's a dull person and I think she might even know it. Just ask her out somewhere quick, maybe to lunch and be done with it

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>>35985594
>peaks my interest
>fucking PEAKS

this bitch claims to read classic literature but doesnt know the difference between peaks and piques
shes a liar confirmed, abort mission anon

>>35985700
autism

xD

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>>35986326
At first you freaked out for possibly "fucking it" however her reply saved you, so instead of considering a better response and keeping a good convo rolling you say this spergers shit? Fuck man post a pic of your first you gotta be a pretty hot guy to recover from these fuck ups.

>>35985594
>ask if she likes to read
>dismiss the topic the moment she answers in favor of memes
Are you retarded?