If you had a kid what would you name him / her?

>>35984092
I'd follow the jaden, braden, aiden, caden trend and name my son raiden.

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>>35984092
>implying I'll ever procreate

>>35984227
that's not the proper pronounciation of that name

I like Dolores

>>35984319
Settle down, Humbert.

I'll never get a chance to have kids, but if I did I would name my son one of these three: David, Peter, or Richard. If I were to have a girl, I like the name Katherine

Pierre for a male, Natasha for a female

You have no say in the name of the child if you are the biological father unless the mother dies in child birth

For me my favorite names are

Daughter: Savannah, Lisbeth, Emily

Son: Aureliano, Gabriel, Raphael

>>35984453
pierre is a pretty gay name tbhfam

Pic related was my first crush as a kid. Deidre is a pretty name. Della was my first oneitus so that also works.

For boys I'd pick something strong like Julius, Augustus, Marcus, or Adolphus. Good for the rhyming names meme too.

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>>35984092
I'd like to combine my great uncle and my father to name one of my sons Paul John xxxxxxx and my uncle of my father's side and multiple Toms on my mother's side to make Michael Tom xxxxxxx. Probably give one of my daughters the middle name Marry or Rita after the long list of Mary's on my mom's side or my great aunt.
I have a lot of names based off fictional characters aswell but I think it's disrespectful ton their memories to name my daughter Caroline Sunny xxxxxxx

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>>35984613

Fug, this is pic related. I think it's because she reminds me of Deanna Troi. I also had a crush on her.

A French name since I'm a French "muh heritage" fag.

>>35984092
her- nia
him- jonah probably. cause then he'd be a jojo.

>>35984092
Gordon or Alyx. Yeah. seriously.

>>35984596
Can confirm. To Americans it sounds like the gayest name possible.

Is there something about the name Kevin in France? People think all Kevins are morons or something?

I like the name Jonathan but naming my child after worst Jojo is probably frowned upon.

For a girl, the name Sarah seems to pop up in my head a lot. Reminds me of a friend of mine, who came out as genderfluid and got married to a memelord (their name's Byrd now).

If a boy I would name him after my grandfathers. Richard Robert sounds pretty good.
If a girl I would use my mother's name (been a family name for hundreds of years.) and let my SO choose the middle name.

If son id call him after his great grandad, grandad, and dad Hugo
If daughter id call her Ellie

For a girl I would pick Cecilia, and I also really like the name Ellie.
For a boy I've always liked the name Landon.

>>35984092
I've always wanted to call my daughter Elsa but then Frozen came out...
Also like Jean Marie

For a boy probably my name, Byron, or John

I like Cassandra, but I've been told that it's basically a guarantee that she will be a hooker or stripper with that name.

>>35984092
I would name my son Naruto

>>35984092
For a boy August or Augustus. For a girl, maybe Caitlyn?? Idgaf about the girl's name. My son's name is a bit more critical

I've been thinking Saulo, Lucio or Marcos for a boy. I'm a spic so those go well with my surname.
For a girl, maybe Alexa or Carolina.

>>35985432
Byron is a really good name, I know a guy named Byron and he's a cool guy

>>35985463
my nigua

>>35985432
>byron and jean marie
You live on a traveller site?

>>35985484
baron is clearly superior

Guy:
Andrei

Girl:
Elizabeth

>>35985510
I'll kill you

Super original comments

I would name a daughter Alice after a chick in my year in high school I had an enormous crush on and still kind of do though I obviously haven't seen her in nearly a decade

For a boy I'd just throw them in a river

If it's a boy, something regal, like Argus or Reginald. If i's a boy that looks like it might be a trap/twink, Aiden or Noah or something. Daughter would be Sedna/ Fucshia. ugly one could be ratboy or something

Girl: Nicole or Margret (maybe Phillis or Marie)

idk about boy names, maybe Ricardo lol

>>35984092
> boys
Jack, John, or Marshall

> girls
Gwen, Elizabeth, or Olivia

>>35986324

oh shit I just a thought for a legit boy name

Mordecai, perhaps. Sounds cool

>>35986365
Naming your kid that is like hanging an "I AM A MANCHILD" sign around your neck

>>35986395
how so, friendo?

OREGNIO

> boys
George, isaac, Chad
> girls
Mary, Jennifer, Lucy

Tartuffe Cedric-Balthazar Mephistopheles IV or Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim

if a girl I'd name her Stella Motoko Bakana ad Astra

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Kyrie

Boy or Girl

>>35984319
>dolores
have fun raising your local high school's next lunch lady anon!

> boy
nut
> girl
eggy

>boy
Ezriak, Elder Dragonslayer and Master Titanslayer of the Eastern Kingdom

>girl
Soyazkky, Hellspawn Warlock and Conjurer of the Seventh Circle

>>35984092
>Boy
Atlas
Alex
>Girl
Alexis
Genevieve

>>35986490
cringed desu

not funny senpai ;P

>Boy
Ryan or Isaac
>Girl
Anya or Selena (maybe Serena)

Maybe Mila or Alice though.

>>35984092
hannah

it sounds cute and babyish and it sounds like she belongs to me

I'm a former degenerate, so Luna would be a choice for second name, with Sabrina as first name.

Probably my name for a boy, can't go wrong with Jan where I live

>>35986614

If it's any comfort anon, somewhere in my mind I genuinely think they're neat names for the right personalities, and it'd be my mission to ensure they become worthy of their glorious names.

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>boys
Have no idea. Maybe Brandon.
>girls
Sandra or Rebecca.

>>35986616
Oh, another Boy's name would be Holland, but I can't think of any good middle names that flow well with it. Though Vincent Holland sounds nice.

>>35986240
please never reproduce

>>35987222
how tf is this original

>>35986718
my name is sandra and people always made fun of me for having an old lady name

>>35984092
>Boy

Arcturus Aurelius (Last Name)

Theodore James (Last Name)

>Girl

Victoria Louise (Last Name)

Lysandra Theodora (Last Name)

Elizabeth Samantha (Last Name)

>Odds of this happening

Not likely

>>35987991
You'd sentence a child to a life with "Arcturus"?
Anyway, what's with the hard on for the Romans. Or the English Queens?

I'm fond of Anglo-Saxon names and Russian names.

>Florp

That's the one

>>35988062
Victoria Louise: is actually a Prussian Princess (house hollenzollern)

Lysandra Theodora: was a Queen of Greece

Arcturus: was a very talented Roman general (pre Caeser but post Marius)

Aurelius: well kinda easy

Theodore: because I like the president as a man

They are strong sounding names of people of great character throughout history. I would want my kids to have a goal/idol to look up too.

>Boy
Ian

>Girl
i on no? Vagena?

>boy
Vlad

>girl
Vlad: The girl version

Easy

Boy: Chad, LaBruh, Ruhbot

Girl: Feminine

>>35984092
If boy, Julius
If girl, Emily or Lidia

>>35988134
But, you're ignoring that they have to grow up with an out of date name that's impossible to pronounce first go for teachers and may result in them being picked on. Find someone in history with a less weird name, particularly for boys. Girls you can get away with a lot more in terms of naming.

>Boy
Jay, Alexei, Fin
>girl
Elena, Scarlet, Elizabeth, Inessa

>>35988238
Arcturus is hard to pronounce?

Now I maybe a bit daft on general social norms but Latin no matter where I go is always easily pronounced.

For most of his childhood he'd be called Arc anyway. It's 1000 times better then Dequan, Shawntee, & Jamari.

I also have a liking to Frederick William as well.

>>35988353
I mean in the special way teachers have of mispronouncing EVERY name.
I also never said ghetto names were good.

>>35988438
Better then calling a son Sue

>>35988353
>arcturus
>it's another episode of "sperg names his kid like an RPG character"

>>35984092
I get too anxious to even nickname my pokemon, no way i'll be able to decide on a name for a human life

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>>35984092
My daughter's name is Anna. Pretty generic, but it's a palindrome name just in case she ever meets beings that don't see time in a linear fashion, so they'll be able to appreciate her name.

If I had a boy I'd name him William though. After William Tell.

>>35988511
Ooh being raised by a /r9k/ misogynist has gotta fuck up a girl real bad.

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>>35988525
She has her mom still so she should be fine 'till I dip out

>>35984092
my ex wanted to name a daughter, if she had one, Rayne. I think I dodged a bullet.

>>35984453
Is it a War And Peace reference?

Boy: Eugene
Girl: Helen

>>35987991

You're retarded and your kid will resent the shit out of you for being an autistic who willingly and arrogantly chose to give them a stupid name.

They're not going to see it as a goal / hero to look up to, and you're a fucking idiot if you believe this.

>implying I'll ever have kids

But if some miracle happens, I want to have a son named Theodore.

boy: Adolf
girl: Eva

xd

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Man, you guys think up some cringe-worthy names for kids.

I'd probably just name my kid after someone I used to know (but no longer have contact with) that kinda looks like them. Normal names so they don't grow up feeling shame and going by some barely-connected nick-name, which is sort of a family tradition (my uncle is named Charles but goes by Duncan, by grandpa is also named Charles but goes by Pete).

I like girls names that end in "a" and guys names that end in "y". I dunno why.

My dog will be named Pancake.

>>35985446
I know a family with two kids named Cassandra and Roxanne. Like, what were the parents thinking? They're both cool though.

Boy: Ben or Frank
Girl: August

>>35989408
August is a terrible name for a girl.

For anyone, really.

Boy= Johan (pronounced yo'han)
Girl= Julia (pronounced as yoo'lya) or some nice sounding Jap name.

>>35984092
>tfw only thought up autistic name like Morrigan, Cassandra, Wilfried or gwladys

>>35984453
Why name your kid pebble?

>>35984663
Jean-Eude is pretty classy

male:
Gordan

Female:
Elise

Nico for a girl
Spencer for a boy, but I would probably throw a baby boy off of a cliff liker the spartans if I had one.

>>35984092
Alexander (Alex), Max, Tobias (Toby)
I'd love to name a son Achilles but it would be ghetto as fuck these days, niggers have made having a cool name shit.
Felicity, Amy or Anna.

Rei or

Ayanami

>>35990492
>Nico for a girl
What

>>35990492
Thats only if hes gay or spergy

>>35984092
My daughters name is Astrid.

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>>35990507
I don't think naming your daughter Rei would be a good idea. Some day she would ask you why did you chose to name her Rei. What is your answer anon?

If I ever have a little human , I'd name him either ron, after myself, or vlad. If its a female little human , I'd reroll to have a male one.

>>35990567
I have too many erotic fantasies about Astrid from Skyrim to name my daughter that, but it is a good name

>>35984092
I have compiled a comprehensive list of my favourite boys names, and yes I know my power level is showing.

I will post if anyone is interested

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>>35990518
There's the singer Nico, and my last name is Robinson so her name would be Nico Robinson

Starshine for a girl
And Chronus for a guy

>"I believe you are in essence born from a great maternal spirit, much of your personality comes from your mother Rei...it's a shame she had to pass before you really knew her. But I promise she is watching down on you from heaven. Maybe someday we will be able to be with her again."

Boy: Moot Hiroyuki W.T. Snacks (Lastname)
Girl: Boxxy Cracky-chan Marky (Lastname)

If it's not in the Bible, it's not even up for consideration.

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I sometimes dream about having two sons names Isaac Asimov and Arthur Clarke. As in
>Isaac Asimov (last name)
>Arthur Clarke (last name)

If I get a daughter, her name would be Roberta Heinlein, as in "Robert A. Heinlein".

I'd unironically name my daughter Raymoo

Hannah and Joseph

>>35984092
Lily, John.


Both pretty simple names, not names that would make the kid stick out, but still cute for a girl, and just a nice default name for a dude lol

>>35988674
Your son will post in alpha/beta threads

>>35992035
I hope he'll never post on 4chan or any other imageboard. Even though I doubt that I'll ever have an offspring.

>>35984092
Jonathan
Joseph
Jolyne

they sound english enough

>>35986437
He thinks you're just referencing regular show. He doesn't know that there are plenty of uses for that name and plenty of cool dudes named that as well.

>>35992198
Is this....a jojo reference?
Super original tbhfam

>>35992400
Yes it is. Answering only because of dubs.

>>35990576
What if this name is common in his country?

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>>35984092

For a boy:
Robert III (after my granddad & uncle)
Michael (after my other granddad, although my sister and her bf already have dibs on this one)
Peter (after my godfather, God rest his soul)
Donnacha
Cathal

For a girl:
Mairin/Mairead
Brid (after my aunt)
Deirdre (after my other aunt)

t. potatonigger

Probably Alexandru if I were to have a son or Ioana if I'd end up having a daughter.

>tfw Romanian

My daughter's name is Yui, but I don't think I'll be having any other kids.

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boy: Harald after my dad

girl: Rose after my grandma

>>35994013
nice names :)
especially the second one.
I would be tempted to name my son Alexander; it's what I called my pet snake when I was a kid. but I had my heart broken by a girl called Alexandra so I doubt I would.
>>35994015
>unironically giving your daughter a weeb name
>>35994032
also nice names

>>35984092
What do you guys think about Emagen as a girl's name?

Asking for a friend.

>>35994065
My daughter is a gook, so...

>>35994075
why Emagen instead of Imogen(e)?
>>35994081
I thought of that possibility after I posted. sorry for bullying. are you still with her mom?

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>>35994118
Yeah. She turns six a week from today, which just happens to be the same day as our anniversary.
>tfw one less day I need to remember

>>35994142
I'm happy for you, anon. just out of curiosity, why are you here? I mean I feel a bit out of place being a non-virgin even though I've been single for a while. I can't imagine how you must feel when you see some of the butthurt misogynistic shit that gets posted here

>>35994178
I'm a total misogynist against women besides my wife. I come here because this is a great community where I can just b myself.

>>35994065

Shit, sorry anon. What happened between you two?

>Girl - Solveig or Siobhan

>Guy - Jack or Damien

Also
>>35984264
But a guy can dream right? Plenty of people have their first kid after they turn 30, right? Never too old.. right?

My family has a long standing tradition of naming the girls after flowers. Do I think I'd name my daughter Lily. I'm not sure of a different flower name that could fit. Male name...maybe something like Isaac

>>35994247
To cut a long story short: we were each other's first real love, lost our virginity to each other and she an hero'd. I've never been the same since.

>>35984368
what have you been reading lately?

>>35994302
Hey man I had the same thing happen to me with a girl named Jesse (that was how it was spelled). Sorry to hear you experienced it too

ITT: weeaboo faggotry and autists who think naming kids weird shit wouldn't set them up for a lifetime of bullying
Seriously did you guys forget what high school was like?

>>35994380
>Sorry to hear you experienced it too
Likewise. All we can do is try and move on, but it isn't easy. I still don't know why she did it. No note or anything.
>>35994412
I'm the Irish guy. none of my names would incur bullying, they're all normal names here

>>35984092
That THX sound effect that blew out my eardrums at the start of every dvd bc i forgot to turn down the volume

>>35994585
But if it was a girl i'd name her La'qua'na'i'sha

>>35994333
Joyce but I'd like to read more of Nabakov afterwards

>>35984319
The only Delores I knew was a black girl and she was suuuuper hot. Wish I knew her last name so I could find a pic.

Ludvig
Melanie