>mfw I got a girlfriend now wat?

kill her and then yourself, originally.

post story of how

Murder suicide in a 7/11 or tedeschis food shop after nightfall

you stop using this board, ree

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>>35982361
went to a party, was looking for someone to make out, looked at her, she looked back at me, started dancing in front of her, she asked my name I asked hers, we kissed, and since then we saw each other once and then until we became a couple

>>35982370
what the ree said

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>>35982399
>mfw get baited into thinking a robot "made it" when instead it was just some fucking normie looking to brag

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>>35982882
everyone can be a normie my friend :DDD

>>35982335
Introduce her to the niggers who will eventually cuck you. It's going to happen anyway, so may as well try to get a bit of goodwill out of it.

>>35982882
fuck this shitty board
32gt

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>>35982907
I am not from the first world my friend :D

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>>35982399
were you drunk? how old are you and was this a college party?

also obligatory reee

>>35982335
>br-chan(male)

go make mud babies with her, maztlan

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>>35983020
>were you drunk?
nop
>how old are you and was this a college party?
23 and it was in a college bar

>>35983012
There are plenty of niggers in Brazil.

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>>35983058
yes, but nobody views a race as superior or inferior in Brazil my friend :D

>>35983012

>:D

back to ledit

this is an imageboard

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>>35983051
do you or did you think of yourself as a robot?

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>>35982906
WTFFFF SO MANY FUCKING NORMIESSS ON THIS BOARD RREEEEEEE

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>>35983124
nope, I am pretty much normal. I was pretty autistic 3-5 years ago. But it's difficult to live as a robot here since everyone is so normie that eventually you find your way into normiedom. You just need to get out of your comfort zone and be confident, I don't know how things work in the first world, but I doubt it's that different from here

>>35983069
Except azns, no women want to ride them.

>>35983210
nah, not really. I've seen a lot of asians doing well

>>35983204
>You just need to get out of your comfort zone and be confident, I don't know how things work in the first world, but I doubt it's that different from here
i am just going to tell you now that that is a presumptuous way to think, like telling a homeless person on the street 'just get a job' and going on your way.

now that i know that you're just here to bother us, get the fuck off my board. even though you won't, and you'll keep avatarfagging instead.

>>35983304
>i am just going to tell you now that that is a presumptuous way to think
nah, I am saying that because women think alike everywhere across the globe. They might have some cultural blocks or something. But they still dig the same thing. Masculinity is a worldwide thing just like femininity is too
t. knower

>>35983304
In brazil, all women are big sluts and if you look at least white you are assured to have a gf don't fall for OP stupidity.

Tell me more about how you lie to yourself everyday and have a nice wagie sleep, please.

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>>35983387
>all women are big sluts
yeah, giving your pussy to everyone here in Brazil sure is viewed great by brazilians. And sure people will want to date you and not simply fuck you and dump you later
t. done that to tons of slut girls kek

Put your dick inside of her
Oregaroo

>>35983556
done that

>have girlfriend

The next step is obvious. Beg her to peg you. OP/

>>35982335
Start doing hard drugs while you wait for her to get fat

>>35983204
It's very different here Normie. It's not hyper sexual like where you are from.