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fucking knew tumblir was turning this place gay

Traps aren't gay though.

Orgliarchy post

I love you for doing that anon

>>35981193
Same here, but I am into traps. The weak should submit to the strong.

We'll sissify this whole website eventually.

im a virgin

> original

>>35981392
>original
who was the first to post this phrase? raise your hand if you're still here.

when I was 7 I got a blowjob from my friend who was also a boy so he would let me play Simpsons Hit and Run

That was my first and only sexual encounter ever. I've told maybe one person about this in the 13 years since it happened.

>>35981461
>getting sucked off to play vidya
living the dream anon

>>35981193
Be careful anon. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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It takes me seconds to hide them and you probably spend hours a day making them.

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I want to suck my best friend's cock

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I've started pissing on myself before fapping

>>35981639
Fuck off you fucking faggot, go burn alive

>>35981654
No need to be so triggered, friendo :^)

>>35981714
I will show you who will be triggered fuckboi

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The real reason i joined the military is to play with weapons, hopefully get stationed in Japan, and technically have a "job" while also living like i'm still in school, and not have to deal with adult shit like paying taxes or buying groceries

>>35981738
Okay then show me, im waiting

>>35981751
Hey nigga me too. Except I'm getting conscripted. Accidentally did my best on the conscription interview so now I might be sent off to the army, unless my police record stops me.

>>35981772
Heh, you'd fucking like that faggot

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I use to beat my dog, normally I would never do such a thing, but he was an annoying as fuck breed and my mom pretty much forced him on me.

>>35981193
I've been posting >tfw no trap bf threads since 2008, but it's really just because I'm lonely and want to feel like I'm not alone. I've noticed that there's a quality the weeb gayposters have that the rest of the board doesn't. It's like, they're a little more fluent and not "ironic" but somehow self-aware, but in a good way. The way they write seems kind of "4chan House Style", somehow. Maybe I'm delusional.

>>35981893
>I've been posting >tfw no trap bf thre

stopped reading there

I want the entire world nuked fucking annoying shitters

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>>35981193
/r9k/ is the main reason I question my sexuality, I want to trap badly after I learned that I have more a feminine facial form than masculine from an /r9k/ webcam thing. I have a massive unforfilled fetish now because of you people.

I'm looking to innocent world to buy a dress in pic related, I'm dumping 150 on my fetish (not to fap in just to work in my apartment as a freelance artist. I'm not even

If you want to create an artificial shortage in the dating pool, you need to go after desirable men. So you're clever, but stupid.

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I had to use a public bathroom because I really needed to piss at work. The guy in the stall next to mine was taking a massive dump and it smelled awful. Couldn't even piss my dick was so hard and has to try not to jerk off right there.

>>35981911
>I come to 4chan because russia won't stop invading my country long enough for us to start up webservers

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>>35981966
>/r9k/ is the main reason I question my sexuality

you sure its not all the dicks you fap to?

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>>35981966
Or this one, probably this one because it has big pockets to hold things.

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>>35981857
AW HELL NAW!!!
I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!!

>>35981751
You still need to pay taxes, dumbdumb. Maybe not in Japan, but you'll move commands eventually, probably be CONUS, and have to do that shit. Also, groceries are cheaper than eating out every day. Unless you eat at the galley(or whatever your branch is/calls it) all the time, you're just throwing money away. Are you an e-4/below? By the way, I'm not judging you for your reason or anything (mine was mainly to get out of my mom's house and get free trips), but you may be in for a ride if you think that's going to stay that way, especially if you're in a location without messing/berthing that's CONUS.

>>35981998
>>I come to 4chan because russia

stopped reading there

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>>35982014
Thing is anon, trap porn doesn't really get me off from watching it I'll get a slight boner but nothing great, it's more when thinking about it that get me rock hard, wearing frilly dresses, smelling nice, having a buttplug under all that nice soft clothing... I dunno I guess it's more of a mind thing but I'm 100% turned on if I'm doing it myself.

>>35982124
>kara can't maintain a steady provider for longer than a month and goes down more often than a turkish hooker, so I'll come to the americans' site and harangue them for not being beetle-browed horse eaters
wodka wodka motherfucker

>>35982207
didn't read your post at aII anon

>>35981193
I want to kiss my friend
si estas leyendo esto kiss me back

>>35982260
rude af tbqh senpai