Therapeutic thread

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sense offend scum by order of the tetragrammaton council i here by charge u with
sense offence u commited a feel crime and ur punishment is death how do u plead

Negatives:
>Lazy
>Stubborn sometimes
>Pretty bitchy
>somewhat hypocritical
>fat

Positives:
>Decent human being
>Wants to improve
>Funny
>I know much more than most people who surround me
>Flexible sometimes
>Not everything is black or white for me
>There is still a chance for me if I lose weight
>Not into normie music
>Born white
>Born female

SERIOUSLY BEING FAT IS THE ONLY THING SPLITTING ME FROM SUCCESS IN THE SOCIAL FORM

Negatives
>not dead yet

Positives
>won't reproduce

Just waaiting.

negatives
>i prefer to do things on my own
>lazy
>probably a helluva lot dumber than I let on
>fat
>flaccid baby dick
>vape

positives
>average erect dick
>unintentionally funny on occasion
>6'0" tall

>>35980809
>horrid face (to me at least)
>can only do 20 push-ups at once
>anger issues
>next to no empathy
>probably some other mental shit
>annoyed very easily
>only 5'8
>I lose weight easily
>can do 50 pull-ups
>know basic polish, german and russian
>learning the accordion
>plumbing job that pays well
>simple life goal (move to and live in Alaska on my own land)
>not skinny yet not fat (150 lbs)
>content with being by myself

>>35981301
Ah shit there was supposed to be a split in the middle.

Negs
>not what you're used to
>quiet
>tired
>dryly eccentric

Pos
>cool
>quiet
>smells nice sometimes
>expendable

>>35980980
will you bee my gf please

Negatives:
>240 pounds, trying to get to 180
>never had a girlfriend
>only friend is my cousin, which I'm okay with at the moment.
>I have flat feet but its not that bad
>used to have social anxiety and still working through it

Positives:
>over 6 feet tall
>Handsome face
>mixed with black, white, and Mexican
>good hair
>nice eyes
>not a virgin even though I never had a girlfriend
>Have made out with a lot of cute girls
>still very young, 20 years old.
>have a good GPA but it will be lower after this semester

Overall I'm content with my life right now, just wish I was rich and had a Mercedes benz.

>>35980980
You sound like a female version of me, kek. You should go hiking or something to lose weight, that's what I've been doing

Negatives
>extreme loner (i have 1 guy who i would conisder a friend but he barely knows me)
>somewhat fat
>lazy eye
>ptosis
>crooked nose
>severe depression
>i dont really have emotions anymore well other then sadness
>motivation is nonexistent
>rude and just an overall piece of shit
>extremely lazy
>my head is filled with stories that have never happened nor will happen, i constantly daydream.
Positives
>somewhat smart

Negatives
>under 6 ft
>bad social anxiety, paralyzing enough to not be able to have job or attend school
>depresshun
>pathetic in general

Positives
>have a gf

....at least I won't die alone?

Negatives:
>Don't like people
>Can't act normally around anyone
>Always catch myself doing really autistic shit
>Have no one close to me
>Family isn't a huge fan of me
>Lose my boner halfway through sex EVERYTIME
>That's actually the worst there is legit something wrong with my brain
>Never happy anymore
>Everyone I know calls me an asshole and weird

Positives:
>6'2
>engineering
>fit and eat well
>own a car

neg
> depressed and anxious
> kind of chubby (5'7 150lb)
> bad personality
> big nose
> sleep too much

pros
> good grades
> white girl
> still a virgin
> young
> im ok at drawing
> could probably be ok with a nosejob and losing weight

Positives
>over 6ft
>was fat, now fit
>good face
>White
>not complete poorfag

Negatives
>complete spagetti
>no confidence
>no gf
>brainlet

>>35981804
>crippling social anxiety
>has gf

yeah get the fuck out with that shit.

>>35981906
>white girl
Raycis

>>35980809
Pros
>Average height
>Good face, pretty eyes
>Good sense of humor
>Average dick
>White but I have strong lips and weirdly dark skin, people assume I'm hispamic

Cons
>No motivation
>Manipulative person
>No marketable skills, dropped out of highschool a few years ago and got my GED
>Can't get attached to women, only like relationships in theory

>negatives
>50 lbs overweight
>no friends who ever invite me out
>homeschooled
>lazy, trouble with motivation
>very stubborn at times
>vary between being a pushover and a complete asshole becuase I'm not sure who I want to be yet
>panic attacks when I think about asking girls out

Positives
>over 6 feet tall
>naturally good with humor and making people laugh
>not a complete retard
>don't hold grudges if someone is willing to apologize/change
>naturally good at conversation and enjoy public speaking
>have an interesting live/hobby/talents that will hopefully lead to me being successful

Negatives
>autistic and socially awkward
>worsening bipolar and paranoia

Positives
>nice face + body
>manic energy occasionally leads people to believe I'm a funny and interesting person even though I'm definitely not any other time

Meh, could be worse I guess.

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Pros
>Own a nice condo
>own a car
>60k job
>decent facial aesthetics, good beard genetics
>somewhat fit, but only because I don't eat very much

Cons
>hungry skeleton
>boring
>virgin
>zero confidence

>>35981988
you sound like you own a fedora

>>35980809
Plus
- Alright face/hair
- Good student
- 6.5 inch scrotum pole
- Future looks okay
- Fingered a girl once in HS

Minus
- Scrawny as fuck
- Pretty awkward
- Jack off 2 times daily
- No trusted friends
- No hobbies

>>35982119
Bumping with some more I just thought of:
Positives:
>good communication skills due to years of therapy
>decently talented voice-wise
>always nice to people and leave good impressions

Negatives
>slight lisp which makes singing voice useless
>basic bitch taste in music

>>35982157
Why?

I'm way too self aware/self hating to own a fedora

>>35982205
You have that "I'm an atheist, debate me" vibe about you with the supposed social skills despite having no friends, stubbornness, homeschooled and being overweight. Basically everything you said made me think of a fedora wearer.

>>35982281
That was unironically me about 5 years ago, kek. The "I'm an athiest debate me" not the fedora

When I talk about social skills, I just mean that I don't have any trouble having random conversations. Just not good at making permanent friendships/realationships

I've always been good at talking since I was a kid, I've just never had a lot of chances to do it

>>35980809
Positives:
>Great body
>Good taste in music and movies
>Smart

Negatives:
>Abhorrent self-esteem issues
>2/10 face
>Socially awkward, can't talk to anyone even when I try
>Have murder tendencies
>Hate just about everybody I see before I get a chance to know them
>Outwardly act like I don't need that much help and im a well-rounded individual, but all I want is a hug

>>35981945
Dude I met her from an /r9k/ local friend meeting thread and she didn't mention she was female for awhile. We clicked though, which has never happened to me before, I've never had a gf or anything. I fully expected to die alone and had given up on finding a gf

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>>35983067
>tfw this will never happen to you

why even live senpai

Negatives

>nonwhite
>5'8"
>Morbidly obese
>Stupid
>Ugly
>No drive to fix fixable problems

Positives

>Self aware that I'm a piece of shit

>5'7, but the only positive I could have if I was taller is being more attractive and reaching the top shelf
>a bit skinny, fixable
>probably gay due to horrible experience with girls many times over as a kid, possibly fixable
>a bit weak, fixable
>can't stick to long term goals, probably unfixable

>never stubborn
>can act like I have other personalities, with atleast the basic traits
>a good voice
>very realistic, able to fix problems, very rarely do emotions get in the way, and they have to be very strong
>I can help people pretty well
>I'm pretty charismatic, but I'm Bad at starting random conversations
>hard to anger me
>don't really feel emotion anyway
>I don't really feel sympathy or empathy, but I can act

Despite being incredibly realistic, I'm pretty optimistic.
Jake#4186 for discord.

Positives:
>OK body
>6 foot something
>average as fuck looks
>8inches male parts
>can see right through people's bullshit excuses and behaviours.
>funny most of the times


Negatives:
>I'm THE clown, I use humour to cover up the overwhelming sadness
>too intelligent for my own good
>not interested in sexual desires
>sand nigger, so no one wants me and I have no future elsewhere
>never ending guilt of abandoning religion
>I see everything in concepts >steps to achieve > reward. then decide if its worth it or not.

>>35980809
Negative:
>Autistic waste of oxygen

Positive:
>Nobody knows this because I don't talk to anyone

>>35981794
>i constantly daydream
I fucking feel you

>>35981301
>>anger issues
>>next to no empathy
>>probably some other mental shit
>>annoyed very easily
>>only 5'8


you could just list 5'8 and spare the details

Negatives
>major depressive disorder that has completely ruined my life
>shit job that barely pays for my shit apartment
>no social contacts or family at all
>laughably small penis
>fat binge-eater

Positives
>people seem to think I'm funny I guess

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Negatives
>21 khv who's never even had a gf
>College drop out
>Depressed, social anxiety, possibly autistic
>No self esteem
>Quiet, awkward, boring

Positives
>None

negatives

>ugly
>can't hold a conversation
>don't do anything all day besides sleep and sit at a computer
>don't have any hobbies
>don't have any friends
>have an annoying voice
>look fat and unsightly under clothing
>bad acne
>easily jealous
>lazy
>small penis
>never had a girlfriend
>never been hugged
>never held hands
>would bore the shit out of any girl that would deign to notice me
>will either end up homeless or dead
>smell bad even though I give cleanliness my 100%
>poor
>cry easily
>submissive sexually and in regular life
>can't decide on things
>sheltered manchild
>still play videogames and watch chinese cartoons as an adult
>bad taste in things
>lie frequently to mask the pathetic truth
>masturbate to gross self-degrading porn
>have zero respect for myself
>no real reason to keep living besides the alternative being also lame
>can't drive a car, too scared
>scared of everything
>don't know if I'm bicurious or just lonely

>>35983428
Could you be a sociopath?

Negatives:
>5'7''
>erectile dysfunction
>not very outgoing
>mentally unstable
>generally apathetic
>lazy

Positives:
>intellectually intelligent
>somewhat good looking
>have artistic talent
>not afraid of much
>strong tolerance to pain, both physical and psychological

>>35984386
>>35984431
You have positives, you must look harder

For one, you're self aware so you're not a complete broker

>>35984512
Compete brainlet***

>>35980809
negatives:

>procrastination
>mild autism
>underweight
>too smart for my own good
>unfit in any social setting
>not good at my favorite hobbies
>horrible at art, anything creative
>addicted to masturbation, video games, internet
>unproductive
>fantasies of murder

positives:

>above average dick, good length and girth
>learn easily
>love to make people laugh
>good thinker
>reasonable person, honest of all but my negatives
>white

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>>35980809
Positive physical
>O- blood type, people says it's a universal donor type
>Good organs
>Not balding
>Decent face

Positive mental
>Not retard
>Don't have any mental disability

Negative physical
>Yellowish teeth
>Bad posture
>Skeleton
>manlet
>dicklet
>bearlet
>Turkish nose

Negative mental
>Shut in
>mute in public
>social retard
>lazy
>dumb
>hypocritical about some things
>anger issues, angry most of the time

Negatives:
>loud unintentionally
>5'8 manlet
>3/10 face (ref. trap)
>shy when speaking to new people
>beta
>low confidence level
>low IQ
>major trust issues and commitment issues (i have been denied one too many times)
>nogf

Positives:
>kind of funny
>/fit/

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Negs
>-Boring.
>-awkward otherwise
>-trust issues cause me to completely doubt anyone's love or "liking" for me. can't keep most friends cause i end up thinking they don't like me, but this might not be trust issues and they might ACTUALLY not like me.
>-i vent to people too easily, lost friend over it before, probably adds to people not liking me but i cannot help it.
>-weird laugh
>-laugh too easily
>-smile too easily
>-shitty looking smile desu
>-odd looking body, very skinny-fat, you can see my ribs what looks like a fat gut at the same time
>-addicted to vidya
>-addicted to masturbating

positives!
>+6'1
>+decent looks
>+might be above ave intelligence
>+i will chill with anyone and do anything, watch any movie with anyone or try to have conversation with anyone. i'll listen to anyone as well.


https://www.rabb.it/Zaxxyy
anyone wanna sit in a rabbit room and play comfy music?

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Pros:
>slightly above average looking
>educated
>hard working
>in decent shape
>nice and easy to get along with
>white and male

Cons:
>manlet (5'8)
>boring
>can be creepy at times
>pedo

Negatives
>acne
>disproportionate body
>kinda chubby (but losing weight)
>Tomoko levels of anxiety
>easily embarrassed or flustered
>sjw hater at an art high school

Positives
>6'2
>people always tell me a I have pretty eyes
>adventurous
>musically talented
>smell good
>good hair
>pretty smart
>pretty well liked at my school (but only two real friends)

Negatives
>fat
>crippling depression
>trust issues
>panic attacks
>bad hygiene
>messy apartment
>unemployed
>meme degree
>crooked teeth
>poor
Positives
>well versed in creative hobbies like music and art
>generally liked by people
>dress well
>6 foot 1

Negatives
>can be patronizing sometimes
>upfront which is considered rude in the English culture
>don't spend time improving my body
>smoke

Positives
>I am nice most of the time
>I always have a funny story to tell
>hard worker and want to get a decent job
>motivated
>decent looking
>upfront (can really help some people out if you point out their mistakes)
>relaxed casual guy to talk to
>happy

Im pretty much a normalfag, even have a girlfriend as of last friday. I dunno, I always wanted to meet some of you guys and see how fucked up you are. I kinda wanna help you out.

Postives
> I look okay, about a 7
> Funny (i think?)
> Try my best to keep clean
> Have nice benis

Negatives
> Personality is boring, pessimistic, depressing, and self-destructive
> Not very well-built
> No motivation
> Fetish that I don't feel comfortable talking about
> No job
> Poor
> Likes weeb shit, bad music, pleb vidya
> Posts in /r9k/
> Horrible social anxiety
> Depressed
> Lonely
> KHV
> help

Positives
>Reasonably good looking
>Athletic
>Interesting
>Pretty big peen
>Confident

Negatives
>Total Autism
>Bit of a manlet
>No job
>Poor as fuck

Overall not too bad, probably going to have sex one day.

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negatives
>boring
>stubborn
>lazy
>no emotions
>perverted
>judgemental
>I wear sweatpants and hoodies every day of the year
>obscure music taste (wouldn't really matter but that's usually what people are interested in for some reason)
>extremely unconfident

positives
>tall
>in shape
>good looking
>very deep voice
>big peen

I'm sure there are more bad and good things about me but this is all that comes to mind right now

Negatives:
>Am alive

Positives:

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Negatives
>little to no ambition
>lazy
>stubborn
>cold
>no confidence
>cynical and angry

positives
>hard worker
>not fat
>not a NEET
>not a brainlet
>self-teachings
>have a useful skill
>Am Orthodox Christian

>>35987552
Basically me, except im atheist.
Or something like that, i couldnt really give enough of a fuck to believe anything.

Negatives
>social anxiety
>weeb
>no confidence
>5'10

Positives
>born female
>born white
>skinny (bmi 17)
>getting engineering degree at good college
>still virgin