>tfw hungry but too lazy to eat someone help meeeeeeeeeee

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>>35977674
Mfw chowing down right now.

>>35977674
>be fat
>be lazy
>want to lose weight by just not going to the bother of eating
>mom insists on making dinner every night and throws a shit fit if I ask to just not eat

I envy robots who are just allowed to be or become skellingtons in peace

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>>35977744
>Mfw chowing down right now.
What are you eating anonymouse???

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>>35977766
Sandwich and a bunch of raw veggies.

>>35977744
Male dwarf hamsters are angry little niggers who love to nip at your fingers

>>35977848
>a bunch of raw veggies.
I'd rather go hungry desu

>>35977907
Good thing I don't have fingers

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>>35977848
>Sandwich and a bunch of raw veggies.
sounds good desu
I wish I had food up here in my bed but then my bed would get dirty and I would have to do laundry before I sleep again... the only solution is to starve to death :(

>>35977674
I just got a new battery for my PSP so I can play Ratchet and Clank again :3

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>>35977926
But veggies are good for you and some are extra health when raw.

>>35978050
It's one thing to put them in soup or something, that's fine. but I have no idea what masochism compels people to eat raw vegetables

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>>35978050
>But veggies are good for you and some are extra health when raw.
what kinda veggies are we talking here

>>35978033
is it worth it to get a PSP or Vita? I was thinking about getting a vita, they are pretty cheap nowadays

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>>35978167
Tomatos, cucumbers, celery, lettuce, parsley and a black forest ham sandwich.

>>35978396
i want to fuck that mouse, man

>>35977674
you can eat me anon

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>>35978411
That's a new one anon

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>>35978415
>you can eat me anon
but it might hurt you...

>>35978582
I-it's okay if it's anon doing it

>>35978451
why did you write faggot over that rat creature's face

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>>35978600
>I-it's okay if it's anon doing it
but I don't want to hurt you, you are too special to me! I would rather starve ;_;

>>35978411
>i want to fuck that mouse, man
it's too small anon

>>35979268
because it's a fuckin' faggot

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>>35980529
>because it's a fuckin' faggot
Rodents cannot be homosexual

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>>35981424
>Rodents cannot be homosexual
every animal species has homosexuals

>>35977754
you can lose weight with one meal a day.

>>35982178
>No species has been found in which homosexual behaviour has not been shown to exist, with the exception of species that never have sex at all, such as sea urchins and aphis.

>>35982220
>No species has been found in which homosexual behavior has not been shown to exist, with the exception of species that never have sex at all, such as sea urchins and aphis.
I doubt this for some reason
some species simply aren't able to exhibit homosexual relationships because sexual dimorphism would be too great I think
cite your source

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How about we enjoy a good meal and be good friends?

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>>35983479
>How about we enjoy a good meal and be good friends?
no thanks

>>35977674
>tfw hungry but too lazy to eat
in case anyone was wondering whether or not I ate I did I ordered mexican food online

>>35985099
>in case anyone was wondering whether or not I ate I did I ordered mexican food online
thanks

>>35977754
Eating healthier is easier than ruining your metabolism.

t. try hard teenager anorexic

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i have eaten nothing but cookies my sister sent me for the past 3 days. I live in a dorm and the shared kitchen is a rat infested shit hole.

>>35985763
>i have eaten nothing but cookies my sister sent me for the past 3 days
sounds good desu

>3pm
>haven't had anything to eat today
>going to make vegemite on toast right now after I post this because posting gives me strength

I will do it

>tfw no bf to cook meals for and give me nice headpats
>tfw no bf to ask for seconds

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>>35986808
>tfw no bf who cooks for me

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>>35986832
Tfw you should probably learn to cook for yourself.

>>35986832
Sorry anon I'm a girl. But I'll make you bentos anyway. Do you mind if I cut your food into cute shapes?

>>35986893
>tfw no /r9k/ cooking threads

tfw no qt bf to princess carry

>>35986915
>Sorry anon I'm a girl.
get out of this thread
now

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>>35980529
Tfw this dude potentially tarnished my reputation in this thread..

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>>35987543
>Tfw this dude potentially tarnished my reputation in this thread..
nobody gives a shit about you
you have no reputation