Sup r9k,
Lifelong incel here.
For most of my life I've been your standard robot. No sex. KHV. Loser. INCEL.
I didn't get laid until I was 25. But you see, when it finally happened, it didn't happen the normal way.
You see, I come from Columbia, and my brother is in the trafficking. COCAINE, if you catch my drift. Here in Columbia, having cocaine is nothing special, it only costs $10 here.
But when I moved to America, a whole 'nother world opened up to me. Having access to my brother's "supply" opened doors, and yes, opened legs.
So here's how I managed to get laid after 25 years and incel. I was out on the street, and I overheard these two girls talking about the coke they were doing the night before. They were complaining about the price, and how the only other option to not have to pay $80 a gram was to suck did for it.
Instinctively, I turned to them and said, "did you mention... COCAINE?" They looked a little scared at first but I disarmed them by doing a line in front of them. After that, I told them I could get them primo stuff for only $40 a gram. It wasn't long before I was knee deep in pussy.
Since then, word about my supply has gotten out. I'm getting high, getting laid, getting paid, and loving every minute of it.
If you really want to overcome incel, there is nothing I can recommend more than cocaine. Unfortunately, you probably can't get it cheap like me, but you can certainly get it PURE if you look on tor and darknet sites. You can easily get a chick to bang you for half a gram of pure, less than 1/4th the cost of a prostitute. And since you're not paying cash and she's not a professional you can technically say you're not paying chicks to fuck--don't kid yourself though, that's really what's going on.
Anyway, incels, if you really want to overcome this horrible afflication, here's the answer: tor. Darknet. COCAINE.
Pic related. It's me and my bitch.
how do you do it the first time? what ammount and how do you take it? is it easy to od?
>>35976957
It's gonna backfire someday, trust me, cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>35976957
>And since you're not paying cash and she's not a professional you can technically say you're not paying chicks to fuck--don't kid yourself though, that's really what's going on.
Don't worry officer, I wasn't paying her to have sex with me, I was just exchanging illegal narcotics for sexual favors.
This is pasta, right? It HAS to be
You gonna get raided by rivals pendejo
>>35977200
If it's ordinary street coke you have to take a big fat line because it's not pure. If it's pure stuff like what my brother has you only need a small amount.
>>35977260
How would I get busted? It's not like I'm saying "if you will have sex with me I will give you COCAINE," I just tell them I have cocaine then they come home with me.
>>35977458
Not a chance Parcero, my brother owns this town
>>35977675
Qual town?