/britfeel/

I want to smash all the managers at work in the face

think of all the wasted hours
all the skills I could have developed
but here I am, still retarded

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tfw no gf who likes kpop tbchwy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn244U2fRKQ

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>>35976343
soon come

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

Mum keeps on making hints that I should be trying to get a gf. I just don't care though I've got other shit to do that I care more about.

Hoping shes just bantering be shes doing it more and more often.

>>35976578
>I have to watch the latest season of Girls Und Panzer mom

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>>35976565
I'd go for a gook gf but I hate kpop

>>35976574
The white girls at uni wont shut up about this ffs

>>35976578

im 27 and my parents think i had one girlfriend when i was 19 (even though i didnt i was just orbiting her) and now im pretty sure they think im gay

I know the min. wage is going up but are bennies going up for our lazy neet m8s?

>>35976625

do you mean in a good way or a bad way?

>>35976596
Anime's never actually been my thing tbqh. I more mean that I'd rather have my own place or improve myself than spending money and time on a grill.

>>35976627
I don't think they think I'm gay yet.

>>35976574
>niggers think they intimidate white guys
>not realising white guys are threatened by the fact that they lose their jobs, friends and family if they criticise any non-white race

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>>35976606
>tfw an anon posts the eunha pic i posted the other thread

glad i could help lad

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>35976574
>soon come
And yet nowhere can I find a release date or that it's even a real show.

>>35976689
I've had that image for about 7 months

>>35976747
Of course you have mate.

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Unless there's any suggestions, this weeks game to play (>>35958673) is going to be World of Goo.

Post waifus.

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>Go to tesco to get booze
>end up with the same checkout girl as I did buying booze a few hours ago

>>35976761
Do you want me to have saved it from you? Will it make you feel special? Will it finally give your life meaning?

>>35976855

this made me kek more than it probably should have done, is she fit?

>>35976855
She knows you're a boozie now.

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>>35976859
>implying that lad it me

I'm not really bothered lad, it's quite a popular image but I just thought it was mine because the dimensions are the same

8ch has been down for going on two days now. Got hacked apparently .

>>35976855
Whenever I go I always get more than I actually need to make sure something like this doesn't happen.

>>35976902
All the prison gays from there are going to kill themselves

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>>35976469
April comes again
I could have learned; could have grown
I'm still a retard

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>>35976900
I have definitely saved the one you just posted

>>35976902
april fools
origano

>>35976940
I've been growing too fast. My power has expanded beyond my control. It's not good, lad.

>>35976869
She's alright, skinny black girl, attractive but not particularly interesting

>>35976893
>tfw when another girl there stopped being nice to me when she realised I was a loser

>>35976955
>tfw no blast processing gf

>>35976988
I don't think so. They're posting updates on the databases, backups and the like. If it is an april fools thing it's a pretty poor attempt.

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>>35977005
>go into a lithuanian supermarket constantly for kvass
>girl on the checkout is nice to me
>only mumble thank yous
>one day decide to speak up
>next time I got there she isn't nice to me
>mfw

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Sorry wholesome hobby lad, but I'm gonna call it a night and play some vibbyoh games now

>>35977128
METAL GEAR???

desu gear?

>>35977018
>blast processing
Eh?

>>35977255
Found the youngfag

>>35977317
Well, I'm assuming it's to do with the Mega Drive but I never had one

>>35977358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlulSyBI2aY

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IT'S TIME FOR WRESTLEMANIA BABY!

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Strong outline game ykno
Well.. trying

>>35977457
People try to make a new one about once a month and it basically never happens but if you can do it go for it.

>>35977413
Bold strategy putting your competitiors games in your advert

Good times though. They marketed the most pointless shit that didn't mean anything at all for the consumer

Whole family is off next week except for me which is a little shit. Means I have to get the bus to work every day which is extra shit.

>>35977420
Will it be at all worth watching. I haven't really been paying any attention over the last year or so.

>>35977659
It has the potential to be great or god awful. Probably worth it if you have the time and want a bit of dumb escapism.

I've gone though an entire gram of K today
tolerance never seems to go down

>>35977791
wew lad. A bump of that shit is enough to make me regret it.

I asked last thread if you'd like to see my todger but this time I'm serious

>>35977937
i want to see it i'm serious

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tfw no rich chinese student gf

Wageslaving for 2 months now, i've saved about 1500 quid already. I plan on quitting in July. I'll have around 5000 pounds then.

It's an easy job, i lied to get it but i'm one of the best they've had i'm told. How people can keep the same blue colar job and life patern for 5/6/7+ years is ridiculous.

I want to move to America with my savings. Any other robots here plan on leaving the Isles?

>>35977964
Why is she wearing swimming goggles with her school uniform?

>>35977973
You do realise how hard it is to get a visa for america right?

>>35977897
I'm stuck in a never ending nightmare
something bad is going to happen soon

>>35977976
because it's kawaii

>>35977496
not people really, just me. i keep coming back... i've seen 1 other chap who uses cg

>>35977982
I have blood related family there.

>>35977987
don't do anything stupid
there are people who care about you

I think i'm becoming a functioning alcoholic.

I drink most night last month, to take the edgeoff, HOWEVER every two drinks i take a glass of water and i only ever stay in the tipsy area. I never get hammered. It's just so cosy.

I hate drinking with people because they are retarded when drinking. I'm not depressed, i like drinking alone.

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>>35977963
Here you go, lad. Photo is a bit shit but whatever

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>>35976850
good news came out champion on rocket league,schooled two 6 year olds on the art of team work, berated them when they didn't listen. quite a good day desu. decided i'm going to treat myself to a day of minecraft tomorrow
doubt my laptop will play world of goo but i'll give it a go

>>35977964
She's Japanese. Chinese girls are less attractive.

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>>35976850
>tfw too rubbish for puzzle games
>tfw last time I played world of goo I got stuck on a apparently easy level

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Post more gooks girls, lads

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>>35976855
>go to the local co-op all the time to buy bits
>the qt shop girl is only there when I'm buying booze

>>35978693
This happens all the time to me too Except he's a qt boy
I have to rotate shops which can get a little tedious as only the main one is open real and late and is nearby

>>35978693
RIP taswell gone but not forgotten miss you lots

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Does Ireland count as Britain?

Can anon give me a guide to kpop qt's? I just have no idea how to get into it.
>tfw cripling yellow fever

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>>35978767
>Ryan Davis has been dead for almost four years

>>35978820
>Does Ireland count as Britain?
No

Watching WrestleMania

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>>35978585
There aren't any japanese girls in this country but there are lots of cute chinese students who come from rich families.

>>35978884
poor jeff, can't imagine how it was losing someone hes been so close to for so long

>>35978978
His Dad and his old roommate also died shortly after that as well.

>>35978820
>Does Ireland count as Britain?
You had your chance

>>35978968
>rich families.
So they can afford plastic surgery

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>>35976850
I just accidentally ejaculated into my own armpit

Weird feeling desu

>>35976343
As if things weren't shit enough socially for me at work and at home. The only solace is that I don't live in London.

>>35979061
>I just accidentally ejaculated into my own armpit
How?

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10 days to make 3 exams and 2 college projects and work, how fucked i an?

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>>35979061
Bud what is it with you and ejaculating on yourself.

>>35979119
You're fine you cunt

>>35979119
Fuck off, you boring normie cunt

>>35979222
literally all you talk about is work you cunt

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>>35979119
>tfw never have to worry about exams and coursework ever again

May is now my favourite month of the year because of this

>>35979234
I talk about the social issues surrounding work and my feelings in general

>>35979234
this is not the wageslave edition, aren't we supposed to have jobs and complain about them?cunt

>>35979278

>haha thank god I don't have to worry about exams again!
>just the 40-odd years of mindless office work now!

I would kill to go back

Who else here /wrestlemania/?

>>35979311

I'll watch it tomorrow at double speed. I don't really follow it now because there's too much.

>>35979310
I much prefer the mindless office work. I also really hated uni though.

>>35979311
Me!

Shit so far

kek at Ambrose, Ziggler and Zayn all being on the pre-show

My boy Reigns is gonna steal the show

undertaker will win take the belt then wind down to retirement by losing it

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>>35978820
Brits out, blacks in

>>35979311
Watching it now. When did the IC title match get bumped down to the pre-show? Hasn't Ambrose been the top face on Smackdown since the brand split?

>>35979351
>Mojo winning a shitty battle royal because of some Chad American football player

>>35979381
Got switched with the womens match this week apparently. Yeah he's gone downhill a lot.

>>35979353
umm no

Reigns beating Undertaker sets up Reigns v Lesnar 2

Undertaker is probably retiring after this match, he's too old and beat up

>>35979381
IC match was rarely main show material
Ambrose got a 50/50 crowd with AJ

>>35979386
I actually respected WWEs ethos behind those battle royale winners before this
Strowman obviously should have won

>>35979378
Wouldn't change the amount of niggers in their population

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>>35979351
>mfw Reigns wins tonight

Pissed myself when he was number 30 at the Rumble. The heat he'll get for beating Taker clean is gonna be a sight to behold.

>>35976343
Another day, another Paki rape gang.
>http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39466980

THANKS LABOUR

>>35979467
If it's another great match he might convert a few more haters...

>>35979467
I haven't been following really but is it really Reigns/Taker? The fuck is that shit. Takers only got a few more manias left in him and they waste one of them on that sack of shit? Is Reigns at least a heel?

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>>35979047
hah lowkey racism, typical.

As someone who has lived in east asia this is a meme the average is actually beautiful it's not surgery. More beautiful than you will ever be.

Like comparing a beautiful flower to a garbage bag

>>35979517
>Takers only got a few more manias left in him
He's turning to dust. I'm not sure if he'll keep going after tonight.

>>35979517
Reigns has had loads of good matches, maybe more than anyone in the last 2 years

Plus he has a high power level, he could kayfabe go toe to toe with Taker

>>35979483
>Rape gang article
>Scan it for the names
> Shabir Dogar, 22; Shabaz Khan, 23; Shohab Dogar, 23; Yasin Hamid....
every
fucking
time

>>35979517
>>35979557
It's a miracle he's still going considering he's been wrestling for 30 years and has consumed an ocean's worth of Jack Daniels in that time. Tonight is probably his last match.

Smoking weed on an industrial scale tonight lads.

>>35979557
>>35979596
Why not Cena/Taker if he's that close? I feel like people have been waiting for that one years.

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>>35979530
>Like comparing a beautiful flower to a garbage bag
Ouch

>tfw London is too heavily normie and our entire state is almost as libcucked as Sweden memes
Any lads here been to Spain, or perhaps Finland?
>tfw speak a little Spanish and it's not too hard to pick up
Don't really know anywhere outside here but I know I don't want to live in another "generic first-world (((rat-race)))" nation. London, Paris, Berlin, New York, once you've seen their mediocre trademarks like the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower they're all exactly the same. Shit piled much higher than it's piled anywhere else, and marketed as "Better than all those smaller piles of shit because there's so much more shit in this pile!"

I don't give a flying fuck about income or fame or social crap, I just want to escape this hellhole of modernity.

>inb4 wew lad

>>35979608
Good question and I have no idea. Maybe he'll drag himself out for that one next year. Cena only had a mid-card match this year so bit weird.

>>35979608
Too late

Cena ain't shit anymore and nor is Taker, it won't be the match between two unbeatables like it would have bveen years ago

>>35979608
Cena's busy with a tag match with his missus and The Miz.

They really should have done Cena/Taker years ago when the streak was still around and Cena was at peak Super Cena levels.

>people discussing wrestling predicting who will win
so do you guys all just pretend it's real or something?

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>mum found the guro stash

>tfw you'll never slap a girl in the face while she begs for your cock
Fuck, why do I have odd fetishes?

>>35979695
Not really. Just predict on who has been written the strongest and who we think the company likes more.

Poley is the only thing keeping these threads alive

>>35979704
prepare to get sectioned

>>35979711
I just want to wake up with someone else in bed.

>>35979769
Nice of you to say but we're a community, we live together or die alone

Who else enjoyed a splendid day in the warm sun today?

>>35979616
Finland is on the way to cuckdom

I wouldn't be surprised if Spain transitions towards communism.

The problem with not living in shithole cities though, is employment. You can find nice comfy parts of England if escaping the shitholes is all you're bothered about.

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>mum and dad are having sex again

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How many warning signs do you show lads?

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/warning-signs.aspx

11/16 here

>>35979866
Only like 10. Could be worse I guess.

I should really go to sleep but that means that when I wake up I'll have to go to work.

>>35979866
>friend matches 10 descriptors
I'm really worried

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>Tfw cousin that has been attracted to me and hit on me in the past is coming down on Thursday

hmm

>>35979803

I've never been a fan of you personally, but you're the only one keep things interesting at least.

>>35980009
Well, are they hot? You gonna hit that?

gimme some of dat smooth acid jazz

>>35979970
Same, it sucks but if I stay up much longer I might not make it in on time. I hate admitting the end of weekend, when I haven't done anything with it.

>>35979866
I think about 9 of those warnings.

>>35979603
hook me up desu senpai

>>35979839
>comfy places
Still have laws and peers just as ridiculous as in London. Still have shitskins piled twenty feet high whenever you go into the city. Still can't even own a gun or even ask Mohammad politely to not mug you, as that would be insensitive to his culture.

Fuck, lads, why couldn't we allow the Third Reich to live? Fucking nips, having to bring the burgers into the war in the stupidest way possible.

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>>35980160
>Fuck, lads, why couldn't we allow the Third Reich to live? Fucking nips, having to bring the burgers into the war in the stupidest way possible.

>Hitlerfags in britfeel again
Uncomfy lads.

lads im kinda tempted to go to tesco very soon(5 min walk) and get a buy 1 get 1 cup full of gummies, liquorice, fudge and all sorts of goodies.

Also maybe get a trifle or tiramisu or something.

Been doing the sums

If you buy cheap 2/3 bed houses, and charge top whack LHA for benefit scum, you can get like 8-10% return every year

Even if you don't go for bennie scum, you can charge a bit less and still get 7%+

None of this is factoring in the natural house price rises every year, but I'm going to assume that will be taken up by maintenance and repair costs.

No wonder people hate buy to let. It's a goldmine.

>>35979616
i have heard japan is decent. conservative, good immigrant control, low crime rate, respectful.

>>35980074

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asy6Cpbtwfs

You might get this reference

>>35976343
lads who's seeing stormzy on tour?

>he's already back to his fedora posting ways

>>35980184
>implying
I'm a carpenter by trade, you baka.

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>>35976850
yume nikki

original game

>>35980223
Is she ripping off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amXNbaRtLpQ ?

>>35980314

Yeah, that vid is extremely catchy too

>>35980226
i wont be. he is too much of a normie, chart artist. stormy is pretty good but he is over rated and is fans are a bunch of a middle class wankers that think they are hard listening to someone from a working class background without realising that stormzy aint about that gangster life at all

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>>35977964
>>35978968
>See the most stereotypical and badly dressed Chinese student
>Really pudgy, cheap unfitting clothes and walks to roadside
>Some top of the line BMW pulls up
>It's his chink dad and he steps inside

>>35980260
hitler was a bigger fan of islam than Christianity. same with napooleon and a lot of other rulers because of the political aspect of islam.

>>35980280
I like that idea.
Since I've been too lazy to get the files, let's have a vote on it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12664362

>>35980220
Japanese is one hell of a lot harder to learn than any European language, and although I tremendously respect some of the values of their culture (rural areas, cultural respect and reservedness, forests and temples) the culture is very workaholic. From my limited experience it's a bit preferable (to me) than Western cultures, but not a lot.

Besides the language barrier, I know race is huge in Japan and I'm far too autismo to live with perpetually being "that white guy." Even if they didn't mind it much, which I've heard that once they know you and seen you're not there chasing Jap women or roleplaying your animus they'll warm up to you.

just discovered "pathological demand avoidance" is a thing on the autism spectrum.
literally fucking me.
(the single difference i could pick out between myself and the average lazy sperg is that he says "no mum!" while i say "later!" with absolutely no intention of ever doing anything, because i know "no" = argument while later = no further requests on me, except maybe another need to say "later!" until they shut up about it.)

>>35978035

police are gonna shoot you regardless, niggers are gonna kill you there as opposed to just being welfare leeches here, trumptards will 100% see your lack of southern heritage and call you a worthless foreigner.

>>35980363
fuck off poleaboo

obviously this was unoriginal

>>35980378
fair enough lad. i understand where you're coming from. they are meant to never truly accept people unless they are japanese and will always see them as an outsider. and yeah, they are also very workaholic. i suppose the japanese are so disciplined etc because of the workaholic culture.

in england we are not strict enough in my opinion

>>35980368
Islam at the time was a very different force. Before the spread of technology, much of the Middle East was essentially in the 1800s tech-wise, even inter-war. This meant every Mohammad couldn't spend his uncle's oil money on car bombs, automatic rifles, or suchforth.

Comparing inter-war Muslims to CURRENT YEAR Muslims is a similar disconnect to comparing inter-war Germany to Merkel's Germany, isn't it?

>>35980216
only problem is you need money to make money, as always

>>35980478
Workaholic is one thing, but it seems to me that there's little life outside working. Especially in the cities, except for the lucky social and attractive ones. My readings on corporate culture in Japan is that, for the most part, you'll be expected to work an arbitrary amount of unpaid overtime as a matter of honor, and I read the robot meme of "never talking to anyone outside work" is very common there to the point of it being a demographic problem (for birthrates primarily). I do know they're one of the few nations in the world with a shrinking population (or maybe just a shrinking native-born population, I don't remember.)

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WM is going alright so far lads. Shame no crazy death bump.

>>35980556
havent looked into japan enough to really comment on much of that. i do know that they are expected to work overtime a lot and they expected to not talk about their personal life at work.

dont know what other countries to suggest. china is a bit of shit hole. if you dont like the Muslims, im not sure if any European country is a good option for you

>>35980629
Looks fake, lad :^)

>>35980629
He's got a hell of a gut on him.

Professional athletes, eh.

>>35980713
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE its not about real it's about deliving an entertainment product, you don't think bruce willis really kills people do you?? REEEEEEEEE

Where is the most obscure town you've visited, lads?

I want to buy some "nerd merch"

Rec me something

>>35980629
Shooting star press was best bit

Don't care for Owens v Jericho

>>35980839
I'm not even sure how you'd measure that

>>35980839
Rachel, Nevada

Fucking hell babestation is tragic tonight.

>>35980883
If you think no one on here will have heard of it then it is obscure
>>35980888
That's pretty fucking obscure. How'd you end up there? Nice trips too

>>35980862
I would have thought you'd be into some kind of paki wrestling where they get oiled up before hand and wear shoes with bells on

>>35980862
>I want to buy some "nerd merch"
>Rec me something
A noose

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>>35980920
>That's pretty fucking obscure. How'd you end up there?
It's the closest town to Area 51. They filmed some of Paul there too. This cafe is shit by the way.

>>35980957
Oh. So it's not actually that obscure

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>>35980839
Harrison in Arkansas. The last bastion of the KKK

Ah yes lads the nerdy quiet shy girl has revealed herself to like loud rugby playing bully #LADS. Just like every other girl.

Why do men have such a wide variation in their taste of women but women all like the same type?

I heard loads of women in uni go on about how they liked quiet bookish men only to come back every Saturday and get ploughed by the exact opposite. Mental really.

>>35980970
I was thinking obscure=remote because it's 80 miles from a gas station but I'm being retarded.

>watch a one minute joke video about the Illuminati on youtube
>homepage is full of real Illuminati conspiracy videos
>watch a papers please video
>somehow this means i want to watch keemster and justin bieber
this is why i never sign in

>>35980764

they're "superstars" mate. that's why they're mostly short guys who don't look like they lift.

Though to be fair, it was only in the 90s and early 2000s that wrestlers were REALLY roided the fuck out and lean.

In the 50s-80s they were big and muscular, but also had a lot of bodyfat and bloat despite the high and rampant/unregulated steroid use (course, they still used it again shortly after the 90s scandal blew off).

>>35980978
Being the last bastion of such a prolific organisation such as the KKK makes me think that's not obscure

>>35980957
>cafe in the middle of no where
>almost exclusively caters to tourists hunting aliens
>shit
you don't say

>>35980064
It's just one, she's a solid 7/10, mixed race, slim waist huge ass. It's been a couple of years since I've seen her so I'll wait and see.

We have done stuff in the past though

>>35981026
>mostly short guys who don't look like they lift.
No some are tall guys who look like they might lift once a week.

>>35980970
>>35981033
Fine then. There's a town 6 miles away that no one here has ever heard of because there's barely anything there and it's in the middle of nowhere

Happy now?

Seriously. Retarded question

>>35981072
>Happy now?
Yes. Seeing as that's what I asked

I also went to Bishop in California but it has a kinda popular bakery so maybe it's disqualified.

>>35981091
What a riveting fucking conversation that leads to

>That's obscure
>Yea
>Yea
>...
>...
>k then

>>35981112
It's my fucking conversation. Don't fucking partake if you're just going to whinge

>>35981104
By revealing it in this topic, I know now about it.

Therefore it's no longer obscure.

Answer the question properly!

>>35980990
What hide girls mean is that they like Chad who has some minor interest in something like books. Not literally nerds who like books.
Makes It easier to lie to themself that Chad isn't gonna pump and dump.

I'm packing in the bottle again for a while on Tuesday. Just HOW drunk should I get lads? Nothing to get up for, bear in mind. I have the better part of a day, then the night. Drink/ anime/ other reccs?

>>35981171
Till you pass out lad. Make sure you get some nuts or other salty snacks for the 1am lull

>women's match

I'm sure it'll be good, they stole the show last year but I want the big matches now, please

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>>35981196
Oof, I'm meant to be dieting. Think I should just have a cheeky bit of kebab or whatever? No one will know. Except Slimming World the next evening, of course.

My legs and feet are killing me from the Wetherspoons job.
Had the day off today though. Went to cinema and saw Ghost In The Shell. Was a decent action movie. Very different plot to anime, but did basically so shot for shot copies of some scenes.
Played DDR with the girlfriend. Best I ever played tbqh. Think the pained legs made me better.
Toby carvery for dinner.

All in all a good day. How are my fellow robots? How's the /britfeel/ arms?

>>35981246
Watching WrestleMania even though I have to be up for 7am for work tomorrow

>>35981232
Lad, if you're getting drunk that shit wont matter. Go fucking crazy, kebab and all if you're quitting the next day.

>>35981169
Everything I've seen in all the parties I've been to along the years seems to suggest if you're a Chad women want to know you, if you're not you can just fuck off.

Even in nerd circles they only want to know the loudest, most outgoing, most confident nerd.

Another Paki rape gang uncovered HAHAHAHA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39466980

Brticucks just roll over and die

>>35981302
Here's the plan on that then: I've start drinking at midday. Then at fivish I'll go for either:
>Fish and chips
>Subway
>Dirty Paki burger
Then back to drinking in a onesie. Then come the night-time meal it's probs be a kebab, a Rustler's, a Domino's or more likely just forget it altogether.

>>35981354
Another one to add to a loong list

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

Oxford: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11447263/Oxford-sex-grooming-ring-Police-dont-have-time-to-keep-girls-safe.html
Keighley: http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/11443422.28_men_arrested_in_Keighley_grooming_gang_probe/
Rochdale: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11444671/Ten-charged-in-Rochdale-child-grooming-investigation.html
Bristol: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-30078503
Telford: http://www.shropshirestar.com/news/crime/2013/05/10/horror-of-telford-girls-sex-abuse-ordeal/
Birmingham: http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/child-sexual-exploitation-force-west-9151006#ICID=sharebar_twitter
Wycombe: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22626994
Harrow: http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/news/local-news/colindale-brothers-mohammad-imran-shabbir-6240834

>>35981367
>>35981354
Wow. This feels totally organic.

>>35981367
Don't forget they're no different from us, and a quintessential part of the British identity. I bet you voted Brexit just to try and enact some hateful plan against Muslims eh?

>>35981391
bloody ell lad. dont kick them off. cba with another political war .

It's 1am lads can we not do this at peak comfy hours?

Just had a wank on an industrial scale lads

>labour councillers
>industrial scale
>ethno masochist
There I posted it for you.

>>35981375
Both posts are me britcuck. just popped in to laugh at you. Or are you a paki rapist? Tally ho britfags...dont let your children play outside or the Pakis might gangfuck...i mean culturally enrich them with wonderful vibrant diversity HAHAH

>>35981418
peak comfy hours if ye dont have to worry about getting up for work in a few hours maybe

>>35981367
never thought it'd be nostalgic about someone posting this list

>>35981367
This is disgusting

>>35981375
>>35981429
Found the Pakis.

>>35981364
Ditch the burger and deffo get the kebab or pizza later

>>35981517
It's posted everyday

>>35981535
You have to have a bit of something at tea time or you won't make it desu

Did the northampton meetup ever come to fruition?

>>35981544
At least someone hasn't forgot about it even if they are using it to mock us.

No, but I'd still be up for it.

>>35981577
You tard a Britlad is constantly looking for any excuse to post it.

funny how you can always tell isn't it

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>>35981573
Did you miss it? Here's a photo

>>35981589
Does it trigger you that it isn't being swept under the carpet? You dirty Paki

>>35981619
This is bollocks. Like a girl would ever post on /britfeel/

>>35981623
When are we going to place them under greater scrutiny?

>>35981619
That clearly says London anon. Also who pulls a camera out at a meetup.

Watching Wrestlemania Kurt Angle got cheered on an industrial scale

>>35981619
>Lad wearing autism shoes.

>>35981647
He looked so happy. It was nice.

>>35981633
That's Lucy and she hides her gender all the time because of creepy spergs like pakipoo

>>35981619
is that a girl or a tranny?

also seems fake. i reckon you are telling porkies

Anyone else find it exhilirating to put out a ciggie on yer sen? Gets me hopped up to work a bird over desu

>>35981647
All the head of HoF class guys get big cheers

Teddy got screwed on the HoF show though, clearly told to speed it up

>>35981659
you're lying. that photo says london meeting and you are claiming it to be a northampton meeting

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>at the doctors tommorow at 9am
>going to try stay up all night

don't even know what to tell them anymore tbqh, just thinking about taking medication and the potential side effects makes my head hurt and me panic a lot. might just skip it

fuck lads, i'm so scared of getting a job for the first time. Went to college two years ago, had panic attacks every day.

what the fuck should I do?

>>35981743
I appreciate your madman feels pic anon, I know it (though I'm not schizo)

>>35981740
Nope

It was changed. Because Northampton is only around 1 hour away from London on the train, and most people are in London, it was decided that London would be the meeting place

>>35981647
I don't get why you're trying to make a joke out of children being raped by Muslims? Why does "industrial scale" trigger you so much?

Oh fuck

It's the Hardy Boyz, awesome

>>35981782
To be fair, people use humour to cope with some dark subjects. That's how it's always been.

>>35981775
i wonder how many of you fell in love with that girl.

>>35981775
Everyone sperged out about going to London when originally asked..

Anyway - http://www.strawpoll.me/12664802

>>35981829
"Everyone" did, you are right, but as you can see, 8 people attended which isn't as many as it would be if everyone did turn up

>>35981829
Fuck Northhampton I don't even know where it is.
Up the North

>>35981863
It's technically sown south

>>35981850
what did you all end up doing?

>>35981651
>>35981683
>making fun of how people look on an anonymous image board for losers
wew lad, where's your chad photos then?

>>35981807
It doesn't seem like humor, it's done in a spiteful mocking way.

>>35981870
Fuck that then, it'll just be posh nonces. At least up here you can tell the nonces by the colour of their skin.

>>35981888
Well we hung around for a while at the meeting point. Exchanged names. Went for a curry and laughed at stupid memes, and talked about some britfeel fags, then went home

>>35981916
You weren't going anyway

>>35981907
You faggot it's posted everyday, you want me to cry every time?

>>35981903
I'm not a chad but I dont wear autism shoes or have a hilarious jewfro

>>35981933
You're a Paki, I know you get a kick out rubbing salt in the wound. You people are like that.

>>35981956
Ok retard next time I'll promise I'll rage and firebomb a corner shop to prove how white and outraged I am

>>35981928
sounds a bit shit that desu considering people might of traveled far. should of at least went on a pub crawl and stayed out all night.

>>35981931
Are you a mind-reader? You're right of course. If it was in my city I might consider it, but I probably still wouldn't go. Why would I want to hang out with a bunch of losers ten years younger than me? I'd be an outcast even among them. Wouldn't be worth the busfare.

>>35981990
You're definitely a Paki

>>35981903
i wasnt making fun. it was a genuine question because a lot of lads on brit feel claim to be transitioning into a girl and i dont know why a girl would properly post here.

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I hear this is where the other Blackpillers congregate?

Who /fluoxetine/ here?

>>35982031
>we have this everyday
Here's your last (you)

>>35981743
Don't skip it.

>>35982009
Agreed fellow oldie

Most of them would try to prison fag it up anyway and what the fuck would you even talk to them about anyway? They'd all be sat around on their phones

>>35981367
/Goodfellas/ poster here. I might start posting this every day too.

Oh, it's great being an 11 year old girl in Britain

Work in progress

>>35982085
It'd all be Minecraft this and Poopie Pie that. Not worth it.

what exactly are your wageslave jobs, /r9k/?

>>35982009
>>35982085
not an oldie but i probably wouldent go because the last one sounds poorly done. im not spending hours on a train traveling to another city to go for a meal and a chat. i would at least expect an all night party.

i know people on brit feel are not exactly the social type but come on. sounds like a mess about

>>35982184
l centre, customer service

>candy king is buy 1 take 1 on tesco atm

Got myself tons of mini easter eggs, fudge, chocolate cylinders, jelly beans, those liquorice thingies, and raspberry chewables.

them easter egg chocolates taste FUCKING good.

>>35982184
Programmer. Booked tomorrow off because I'm up tonight watching Wrestlemania

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>tfw you worry for others too much
I'm not at ease unless they are.

>>35981619
What's the point of these meetups. It'll just be hijacked by the normies lurking and waiting for something to steal.

Only 1 person I want to meet from Britfeel

and make love to him

>>35982257
Who is it, lad?

I did the same and I would recommend it.

>>35982233
I wanted to be a programmer, is it a wageslave job? How much do you make?

>>35982235
Go away jojo phaggot

>>35982287
Not him, but I quit being a programmer

Utterly soul destroying work and that's when you're not in tedious meetings

>>35982257
Is he an individual who hangs around canals?

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>>35981937
i wouldn't say those specific type of new balance are autism shoes, i have seen plenty of people wearing them - i mean they are pretty basic - now THESE on the other hand

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I have an unsatisfactory sex life

The Smackdown women's match is so getting cut

>>35982287
Only 17 grand because I'm in a junior role in the North. It's alright, boring but in a good way like a really dry documentary.

>>35982324
>he has a sex life
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35982308
Implying I'd go near a prison fagging avatar shitter

>>35982185
I can promise to stay out and get rekt on any meetup

>>35982354
Then who is it? We need to know

>>35982307
depends what you're working on no? Being a "programmer" can range from making websites and phone apps to maintaining bank systems to databases to gchq spyware - which one were you doing?

>>35982375
No one knows. He doesn't have a "personality" here, or a trip or an avatar. He's just a qt who needs a good cuddle and a smooch.

>>35982403
Please let it be me. I want a bf

>>35982403
How did you guys get talking?

>>35982353

I last had sex 4 months ago

>>35982426
Doubt it. I don't think I'm his (your) type

>>35982464
Emails through here 6 months ago

>>35982623
You don't know what his (my) type is

Sorry for the incoming rant but I feel the need to get it out somewhere and pretty much nowhere else will do for various reasons, you're free to insult me afterwards.

>Since last December, every two months something stupid happens to me
>Ends up afflicted with a kidney stone colic last christmas that got me into the hospital (for the first time, yay) and basically ruined my vacations afterwards because by the time I finally felt better it was over and back to work I went
>Vomited all over myself in a train full to the brim back in February because of a stomach flu that made itself known when it was too late for me to do anything about it
>This Sunday was my birthday and I got dragged by my mother to a fairground I didn't want to go to, guilt tripped into it because she was being depressive all winter long and finally started getting better and enjoy things again, and I ended up having my phone stolen there and now she's feeling guilty and I'm feeling fucking stupid for letting my guard down
>On top of everything stupid I've got two friends I consider "real" friends and now both of them have gf's (one of them was single for a long time), meaning their happiness is being shoved in my face every time I meet with them and I end up being the odd one out - we're already drifting apart and I know I'm going to be left behind completely soon enough and I'm okay with it because they should enjoy their future
>My job is steady at the moment but it's a small company and one of our biggest customers is getting all set to get rid of us, potentially meaning the end of my usefulness (though then again the only advantage I have is that I have high adaptability for a comparatively low wage, so who knows how that might turn out)
>Loathe myself so much that even thinking about trying to be in a relationship with a woman makes me cringe because I'm a fatass who can't work out the guts to move his greasy posterior and do something, and nobody deserves the fate of being stuck with that

>>35982595

I last had sex about 9 years ago (and it was shite).

Actually putting that into writing makes me feel like I must be a very weird deviant. I think I'm pretty normal and fine-looking apart from that.

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I remembered that my dad walked in on me masturbating to a softcore image of Aya.
Oh god, please make the pain go away.

>>35982235
>Need more jojo in my life
>tfw you will never stand proud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RordBk3Ztk4

>>35982662
>and now both of them have gf's

RIP friendship

Seen it happen too many times

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>>35982067
I know, I just don't think i'll accept any of their "help" so its wasting their time anyway.

I rejected anti depressents like 6 years ago and they just got condescending and mad at me, I don't even know what I want out of them but I'm on the verge of doing something drastic anyway so why not

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>just binge ate jacobs cream crackers with butter

>>35982662
You can lose weight lad I've done it it's not hard when you fully commit.

>Eat three good meals a day
>Don't snack
>Walk for an hour every evening

Watch the weight fly off you, getting that natural body high to numb your self loathing.

>>35982781
Lib dem resurgence when

>>35982827

So did I, and now I'm thinking your post is just GCHQ trolling me, because my webcam is pointing towards my kitchen so they could have theoretically seen.

>>35982851
Are you saying ebinaposter is a GCHQ agent?

>>35982849
Nothing would make me happier than seeing that party utterly destroyed

>>35982859

I just binge ate Jacob's cream crackers with butter, then immediately afterwards another poster claims they did too.

>>35982849
There's more of a chance of Theresa May waking up tomorrow and going "Nah, let's not do Brexit".

>>35982863
Me to. Especially seeing as they're the only party to ever knock on my fucking door
>>35982894
It was a joke you tosser

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>>35982662
>>35982756
>have loser friend just like me
>we share a few typical "nerdy" hobbies that we bond over
>he finally gets a gf
>suddenly has no time to speak to me any more
>no longer cares about the hobbies he used to have
>ends up doing things we used to make fun of together
>like sharing the cringiest shit on normiebook about him and his gf
>have to pretend to be happy for him
I still have a few other loser friends but i think i'm in the process of losing one of them and if the other goes then i will truly be alone.

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>>35982851
>>35982874
That is a concidence, I had nothing else to butter so found some crackers. I had some breaD+brownsauce and jaffa cakes too if that eases your suspiscion you should get them floor tiles cleaned lad, disgusting
>>35982849
SURGE

>>35983042

if you have ANY friends in the real world you do not belong here

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>>35982851

>Current year
>Not covering webcams

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>>35982849
never.
unless they want to forgive my student debt and make weed legal

Gonna pull a sicky from work

What illness do I claim

>>35983101
Transgenderism, lad

>>35983101
Tripfagitus

>>35983135
He'd need a doctors note to claim that

>>35983079
fuck off amir

this comment is original

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>>35983101
A bad case of gender dysphoria


Going to watch "paris,texas" and finish kona suba2, or thats what I hope to do. I'll probably spend all night watching peter hitchens snippets on youtube again

>>35982653
[location]
[location]
[location]

i like that show

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>>35983048
>you should get them floor tiles cleaned lad, disgusting

I've had enough of this paranoia, they aren't that dirty anyway

>>35983101
Say you have food poisioning, it's the ultimate get out clause

t. wagekek manager

>>35983086

I was just watching peep show as well, this is too much.

>>35983611

dont you need a doctors clearance to come back to work in a food related wageslave job if its food poisoning or diarrhea

>>35983989
ah mang everyone does it.

>>35983611
Really?

How do I make it sound legit?

>>35984632
Don't lay it on thick, just say you've had stomach problems since sunday afternoon and are pretty sure its food poisoning.

>>35984688
hmm

What if I just say I'm feeling fatigued and finding it difficult to focus?

Not food poisoning but would this sound legit enough?

>>35984748
>What if I just say I'm feeling fatigued and finding it difficult to focus?
just makes you sound lazy

food poisoning is an actual illness that almost everyone working has at some point.

Poo-poo, pee-pee. Poo-poo, pee-pee. Poo-poo, pee-pee.

>>35984873
OK, so food poisoning it is

What EXACTLY do I say during the call?

Fucking.. went out with a girl on Saturday, began getting whiffs of open rotten sewers now and again, put it down to dodgy drains in the first place. Noticed the smell was following us... concluded she was dropping silent but deadlies lads. Fucking gross.

>>35984958
told you here >>35984688 just dont lay it on thick

>>35985195
Is keeping it that short really for the best?

>>35985216
definitely desu

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

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KHV here. Just got offered to have my dick sucked by some guy i have been chatting with online. It's literally this easy why couldn't i have been born gay? I mean yeah 4chan turned me prison-gay but everyone knows traps aren't really gay. What do?

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>>35985440
Don't be prison-gay.
Just find a slag.

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>>35985699
That's what i was trying to do when i started chatting with that guy. That webm doesn't turn me on at all, so i must not be completely gay, but still i'm sure years of incel and 4chan has warped me into being somewhere on the bisexual scale.

>>35985849
Ahh okay then.