/britfeel/

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I really want to have sex lads

Got a kiss from a qt today boys. She goes to my uni English Lit class and is really quiet. Invited her out on a date and it turned out she liked me.
It was so awkward but then I said fuck it and kissed her
Feels good man

In 2 hours, I'm going to refer back to this post, I bet none of you will have done anything in the next 2 hours apart from shitpost

>>35976157
Feel happy for you mate, really

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>>35976157
Good for you anon, you done it :-)

Nawt funny is happing lately, can we have some drama or some bants or something lads?

Or can someone live stream a movie or something and we can all watch it?

>>35975996

I've only ever had sex twice, 2 one night stands, 2 years apart

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>>35975903
a homeless man confused me for a girl today
>are you bloke or a girl, can I kiss you?
Some homless crack addict is now oficially the 1st person to want to kiss me

>>35976270

Not that it's going to happen in this thread, but posts like that are sometimes followed by timestamps of fresh corpses.

I can't think of anything recently, but I recall on fit someone once said something like "this same old shitty thread, nothing original ever comes up"and about 3 posts later someone posted their leg freshly teared to shred in some gym activity, and that got about 120 replies

>>35976340
>only
funny

>>35976362
Well, did you kiss him? I hear homeless guys are good kissers!

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>>35976340
I've only had sex once, regret it now to, I wish I was still a virgin, after I did the deed I've felt really used and slutty afterwards

>>35976421
maybe next time, I still have some self-esteem to lose before that

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>tfw /britfeel/ has fallen to the normies

Later, lads

>>35976433

I'm glad I had it at least. It gave me a small but permanent confidence boost.

>>35976462

>everyone in this thread has had a combined total of 3 acts of intercourse
>"britfeel has fallen to the normies"

Do you guys want to watch road wars with me?

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/ejsmwtcrizo1trrq7u

>>35976478
Thats good for you, it was just a bit funny, spent such a long time thinkin bout what it'd be like, just to find out it was shite

What is everyone doing right now, I get the feel all of us are bored.

I've just finished my mcdonalds, which is the first I've had in about 2 years, it was shite, I used to love McDonalds but this one was so bland.

Xth for made up stories

>>35976585
Im watching Road wars >>35976523

Come on guys, it'll be fun :-)

>>35976523

absolutely, I was the anon from the other day who had chris etheridge attend a car accident I was in, love road wars desu

>>35976634
I remember you, thats pretty cool, I dont really figure that most people I talk to here are the same guys over and over

>>35976634
>had chris etheridge attend a car accident I was in
Elaborate

>>35976510
>everyone
that's only the ones that have admitted it, plenty of other posters and lurkers have had sex too

virgins are fast becoming a minority, sad!

>>35976674

I was a newfag driver who got confused at a junction, assumed I could proceed and got t-boned. Police arrived pretty soon after after a pedestrian phoned, and Chris Etheridge turned up.

>>35976751
Just out of the blue then? Pretty cool

>>35976751
did he go "ello ello ello, whats going on hear then?"

>>35976675
Ever thought about Iosing your virginity?

>>35977000
yes? I'm fucking obsessed with sex, it's my main goal in life

where do you think you are, /soc/?

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>>35977000
>77000

>anon gets a full house

>>35977042
Wait till you're married anon

>>35977064
I don't intend on getting married, I have trouble with basic romantic relationships

all I want is a fuckbuddy

>>35977119
thats not very Christian of you...

>>35977119

How does one acquire a fuckbuddy?

So I spent some money to get a couple of Bangbros accounts obviously knock-off logins and decided to have a peek at what's on offer.

Professional porn is like mega blocks when compared to the lego of amateur stuff.

I spent like 3 bongs, and feel ripped off.
How these plastic hoes think they can compete with the likes of kitten sophie is mental.

>>35977355
if I knew I'd be laying pipe as we speak

I'm so fucking bored lads


oregaonsonsdons

>>35977485
You wanna watch road wars with me?

>>35976523

>>35977539
Um, ew? Don't reply to me. Thanks.

>>35977539
>You wanna watch road wars with me?

kek, I'm just running the bath

>>35977565
..Sorry lad, you said you were bored....

>>35977598
Yeah, and what did I JUST fucking say, huh? Leave me alone.

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What country is the worse in the UK?

can sleeping tablets effect your strength? just worked out and i done like 2 reps less than i usually do

>>35977598
>..Sorry lad, you said you were bored....

that wasn't me
>>35977485
>>35977587

those were my posts

>>35977654
London origonoo

>>35977641
Why are you being so hostile man? This is a friendly space for local anons to share, no need for the harshness

>>35975903
Is there a good city for the undocumented slav on this island?

>>35977733

> Warsaw
> Krakow
> Tallinn

Take your pick and fuck off we're full

>>35977814
Pls stop being racist, m8.

>tfw you find older women more attractive but they keep saying you look too young for them

im 23 but look about 18

>>35977865

slavs are untermensch

>>35977939
Not all of us, I am a good one, just poor.

>>35977939
what about the great slavs like fyodor dostoevsky?

historically, most of the problems in russia comes from their government. they where one of the last countries to eradicate sherfdom. peter the great had to sacrifice millions of russians to modernize russia.

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>>35976362
>Drawing out money for lunch
>Walk away and a 50yr old guy comes up to me while pushing a mountain bike
>Scuse me m8 got any money for food? pointing at my wallet
>Ignore him and he starts shouting at me for "being a polish wanker"


I really dislike homeless people

>>35978099
> be homeless
> ask no one for anything
> die from hunger
Do you really want it for him?

>>35978156
honestly most homeless people in this town are obvious crackheads so I couldn't care less

the local church has free breakfasts for the homeless+food bank so you know they just want drug money

The worst ones are the homeless on a packed train that walk up and down the carriages going up to each person individually and asking for money

>>35978099
should of said "i have no change, sorry"

had a similar experience once too. shouldent hate all homeless people because one was a dick though. a lot of homeless people suffer from mental problems or they are addicts. they are normally grateful from my experience.

if you do want to help them, the best thing is to buy them food and not give them money because they often spend the money on drink or drugs.

>>35978227
indeed I try not to generalize, but I really don't want to be stabbed so ignore in most scenarios

>>35978215
Which town? I feel so sad for them, people literally gave up on their lives.

>>35975903

4chan addiction is ruining my life

>>35978266
Just your average town in Sussex

always been a lot of alcoholics but the drug problem has seem to gotten a lot worse in the last 10 years.

Go to pompey or brighton and it's even worse, I honestly feel on edge walking around.

>>35978342
>Just your average town in Sussex

Bognor Regis detected

I don't want to make my own thread for this:

How bad is Windows 10, excluding the botnet? I switched back to Windows a year ago when I built a machine capable of playing games and right now my system is powered off with three blank drives and I've got a 7 DVD and a 10 DVD sitting on top of it. I can't decide which I'd rather use. 10 looks nice and it would be nice to try a new OS since windows 7 is the only version I've used for almost a decade at this point but I hear the update system is weird and forces you to use drivers you don't want to install and does all other kinds of annoying things.

7 is great and the only reason I'm considering 10 is because I want to try something new but I'm worried I'll spend ages customising everything to my liking only to end up regretting the decision.

Please help. Also, /britfeel/ desktop thread.

>>35978342
>Sussex
>the local church has free breakfasts
Seems I found a place to live, lads.

>>35978366
For me 10 feels better than 7, but I am mostly doing programming.

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>>35975903
Ladies (white) prefer black men

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35978401

Why do you keep posting this, and why here not /pol/?

You'd get more reactions there

>>35978401

your shilling has unironically given me a BMxWF fetish

Just wish my wife would try the chocolate meat while I watch desu

>>35978390
Does it feel like you have less control than you did with 7? Is it useable without a Microsoft Account? I did the free upgrade and then immediately installed 7 again just so I got the free licence but didn't take the time to try it.

>>35978433
> Does it feel like you have less control than you did with 7?
Haven't noticed it. However seems that more good things are done fro you.
> Is it useable without a Microsoft Account?
Yes, my mom is using it for a year without one.

Why are there 2 paralell britfeels?

>>35978568
I don't know.
Although this was first I have no clue why the other one was made

Whats the craic tonight lads?

>>35978954

There's no craic tonight lad

>reads about non-virgins and lads going out on dates
Britfeel is meant to be comfy, not depressing. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee