Give me one good reason not to buy a sex doll.

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They can't love you back

Your hand is free
You'll still be lonely

they will point at you
they will point at you and they will laugh
they will laugh and they will call you names
they will call you names and they will beat you
they will beat you and they will tear apart your doll
they will tear apart your doll and they will burn everything
they will burn everything and they will leave
they will leave and you will die
you will die and you will be dead

>>35973198
Ohh I got that bigger one. It's nice. I like how I can just shoot water through one hole and the cum filters out the other one. It tore though, big hole under the vag. The butt part feels incredible.

>>35973260

Lol'd.

>>35973239

That ass I bought (pictured) has brought me loads of fun. I've fucked it at least a dozen times. Cost like $150 if I recall. That's worth it already.

Hands are boring. Feels good to feel an ass up against your crotch and go handsfree.

>>35973232

Better than a fat ugly old roastie trying to steal my jewgold and waste my time.

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>>35973288

Yeah bro. It's fucking fun right? Beats hand masturbation hands down.

Also because it's so small and tight, I feel like I'm fucking a prime JB.

How would it not be even more fun to fuck this?

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Btw those are all skin samples in the first pic. I'm gonna go with "medium".

Looks a bit dark here but good on a full doll from what I've seen.

If you die your mom will find it in your room when she's cleaning it out.

>>35973553
those fleshblox make me think of some idea which a person can construct they're own sex crevice like a lego challenge
it is a good idea i think i would build some high difficulty vagains

>>35973232
What the FUCK? That's literally the body of a male toddler. Pedos.

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>>35973611
this, this is a this original this

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>>35973232
>Implying women are capable of reciprocating love
lurk more fagit

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Btw this is "natural":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uURUv-AnUt0

This is "medium":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UacDVM01w5Q

Thoughts?

I think the "medium" looks more natural though the "natural" is nice too. IRL the "natural" sample I have is very light color and looks washed out. Doesn't look pink like that video. Looks more like attached.

>>35973628
>it is a good idea i think i would build some high difficulty vagains

Fuckin lol'd to infinity.

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For those weebs with yellow JB fever ...

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This one is pretty attractive. I kind of want to buy them all.

Just LOL at this FOB accent.
Just LOL at all the headless oily sex dolls in the background waiting to be fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4YJcKuIuo8

>>35973681

That's like ultra pedo. Like "wants to fuck a five year old boy pedo". Only in Japan would that be considered normal.

>>35973355
I'm considering getting one when I move out my mom basement

>>35973908
would it feel nice and warm inside her?

I can't wait for westworld level robots. I'll get one in payment plans and die before I even need to pay it off.

>>35974716

No. When I fuck my silicone ass in the OP pic it doesn't feel warm or cold, it just feels neutral.

You can use a hole warmer if you want but I don't give a fuck.

Not sure why people care so much about temperatures.

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>>35973198
>buy butt like that one
>use it with vr porn
10x better than a uncanny valley looking sex doll.

>>35973198
visit the /jp/ onahole thread and research some good cheap toys that you will get much better use from

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I'd pound the shit of this thing multiple times a day if I had one.

>>35974916
>>use it with vr porn

I hate VR porn since it's still all featuring giant dick Chads and hyped up Stacies and it just makes me feel insecure and inferior.

I like the idea of leaving the entire system altogether.

>>35974945
>get much better use from

I want to know what it feels like to fuck a girl in missionary and doggy style, and standing up, etc.

I want to do it without buying a hooker or fucking a fat chick.

This seems like the best solution. A little tube of silicone you pump your dick with is not the same at all.

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>want to buy a fleshlight
>watch guy testing it
>fap to it
>don`t want to buy it anymore

Whole fleshlight buisness tricked