Dick thread

Your sick isn't small you fucking asshole. Also, try having psorasis on it.

>>35972859
Can I have a look I think I have it but not sure

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can't relate, not a dicklet

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Being a dicklet sucks when your fetish is cock worship.
>mfw I see people with sph fetish
How the fuck could you be into that?

>>35972809
I have an average dick but it curves straight up which is embarrassing.

>>35972809
Hahah your dick is like 6.56", thats slightly larger than average

>>35973975
>slightly larger than average
>dicklets actually believe this

>>35974005
I mean on 4chan, cause everyone who posts their dick on 4chan is 6+ inches, desu.

>>35974031
More like 7"+.

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>>35973466
I used to be like you
Eventually I got into SPH
I would never want to be the cuck / target of SPH, but the situation arouses me because it's basically the opposite side of the same dick worship coin

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Quit complaining Imao. 6 more inches than I have

>>35973934
That's the best dick shape t b h

>>35973934
That makes it automatically 10/10 you dumb shit. Now post your cock.

Curves up > straight > curves sideways >>>>>>>>>>>>> curves down

>tfw my cock curves down

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>tfw too lazy to lose weight to have bigger dick
doesnt feel that bad

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am I considered a dicklet?

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>>35974065
>not being 7" flaccid

>>35974079
Is that a pic of you? It looks like balls with no penis. What's going on there? Is there some nub hidden in your bush that gets erect -- if so, how long is it when it gets maximum erect?

>>35974946
fuck no. it's on the good side of average.

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>>35974850
I have a shitty phone so this is the best I could do. The tip points straight up. Sorry for the hair I'm recovering from an episode where I wasn't practicing good grooming standards.

>>35974957
who are you trying to fool more like 5 tops

>>35974940
you're cute, can I suck your balls?

>>35974176
why though? do people think it looks good or does it actually feel better (for the person receiving)?

>>35974940
You've got huge nuts dude

>>35976377
gspot and most other good spots are on the upper wall of vagina. downear curve cqn achieve the same in certain postions but upward also looks better

>>35976487
Interesting. I doubt it really makes a big difference though. I've never read anyone comment on dick shape for appearances without mentioning obvious deformities. I had no idea people have preferences.

>>35976192
Damn my hand must be 5" too

are penis enlargement excercises worth it? 6.3"x4.8" penis

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Been taking CAVEMAN from infowars. Could I pass as a Chad?

>>35974946
Maybe inmymouthnowplease-let

>>35975392
Groom it and ta da, it's perfect.

>>35977081
not with those uneven nuts

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>>35977134
How about now anon? I.. I think it's working..

>>35977116
Thanks. I'm glad someone likes my penis.

>>35977178
>>35977081
Delicioso, would lick you whole until ypu were soaked in saliva.

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>tfw nutlet

Orig

>>35977447
You look fucking disgusting. Look at those nails. Christ. I bet you smell luke swampthing's asshole.

>>35977447
I think it's great. It's the flf: thin, long and fun

>>35975392
>ginger
>cut
lel

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>tfw weird pp vein
>doesn't match my twink body

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>>35972809
>/b/ material belongs on b

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>this thread
oreganolio

tfw dingus curves down then back up like a tilde

>>35974940
I would gladly suck on it with a passion.

>>35979432
> That vein
Disgusting. Would ruin the sex.

>>35981192
If you mean physically, then no. It just sinks down the moment there's pressure, it isn't rigid. Mentally, I'm sure it would ruin it for a lot of people.

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Pic related my penor

Wish it curved up

>>35973466
What is SPH?
Also, you have a chance. My bf is give or take 4 inches and I worship the fug out it. But I have yellow fever so I guess the chances are slim.

>>35981273
Delicious cock but disgusting pic, apply yourself

>>35981493
I'm not very good at taking pictures, any advice?

>>35979432
Have you ever sought medical advice for that dick vein?

>>35979432
That doesn't look like a vein. It's not even slightly blue.

>>35982643
No, I'm a bit embarrassed. If I ever get it checked out I'll specifically ask about it. It really pops up where I was cut, so I'm almost positive it's something from circumcision.

>>35982709
It's usually blue-ish, but pretty dull.

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18 year old anon here
My camera is ass, so sorry about that