ITT: Things we will never experience/hear >"Thanks for

What is the point of your thread?

>>35972489
>ITT: Things we will never experience/hear
whats the poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiint?

>>35972467
Lol she would be cupping my man tits in that position

>>35972489
>>35972500
It's just for feels man.

Having a bum day and just want to not feel as alone.

File: squidward.png (314KB, 680x589px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 680x589px

>>35972467
I've been having a terribly depressing day OP. Fuck you.

>An actual moment of silence,no crying,nobody is angry and nobody is asking me to do them a favor

>Woah you dick is so big! it hurts anon it hurts pull it out aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>You're so tall!
>How's the weather up there
justmanletthings

File: 1461985541658.gif (888KB, 400x181px) Image search: [Google]

888KB, 400x181px

>No girl will ever want to cuddle with you

File: d82c6ff60e0d89f336e30fa8f7c68928d64b12b64ad009adb4c67cff16b44995.jpg (1MB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1414px

>"He has your eyes."

File: 1457477994157.webm (730KB, 800x1040px) Image search: [Google]

730KB, 800x1040px

>>35972651
>He looks just like you!

>>35972467

> no, no more sex! I cannot move after the whole weekend pleasing you

>>35972535
This won't help. If you want to feel like shit though
>"I'm cumming!"

>>35972748
Well that's kind of it.

I've had a horrible day and just want to let it out.

>>35972639
is that elliot rodger
unsurprisingly not original

File: stella glow girl with baby.jpg (26KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x240px

>>35972727
I swear, pretty girls with newborn babies hits a nerve I didn't even know was there. I think it's the only thing that can still make me feel like this.

>>35972787
No, it looks like some random guy.

>>35972797
You're not the only one. As you age, you long for it.

File: 1461986396628.gif (958KB, 400x248px) Image search: [Google]

958KB, 400x248px

>You will never have a warm head on your chest

File: 1490211162165.jpg (108KB, 640x903px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 640x903px

>>35972813
>As you age, you long for it.
It's really strong, too. I hope I get numb to it.

What a bunch of babies. Cry much?

>>35972518
Ain't it good? Don't you like having your nipples touched?

>>35972727
Shiet this one actually kinda got to me and I'm by most standards a normie. OP is on suicide watch

>>35972639
This gif is very nice.

>>35972881
>I hope I get numb to it.
Well someday you'll die.

>>35972928
It is, it looks soothing really.


>>35972920
I'm not on suicide watch but I'm very sad.

File: 1490496008525.jpg (41KB, 388x399px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 388x399px

>>35972727
took it too far there anon

>>35973004
Sorry man, I had to.

It's a perfect WebM.

>>35972727
>3dpd
>>>/out/

Bring back m00t

>>35972727
>people ITT replying to this as if they want this
this is how i know i truly dont belong anywhere, not even here. this webm makes me anxious and scared. it makes me feel like there are two human lives that are depending on me and the responsibility implied here makes me want to kill myself. having a woman and child like this would be my personal hell

>>35973185
we reached new levels of snowflake.

>>35973185
When you get older and you see couples with babies, you feel like shit when you don't have either.

Like when women hit the wall at 30, they begin to long for a husband/child.

Yes, they depend on you but fathers always try to live vicariously through their sons.

>>35973185
Try wizardchan you might like that better

>>35972467
horse or deer pussy

>>35973256
not mine.

>>35973185
hey the one who called you a snowflake. after i read it twice and saw the image, i would love you to be yourself,you seem hurt.

>>35973185
you're probably a neet who never wants to be responsible

personally, I'm against families because I'm an antinatalist but I'm still a neet lol

File: image_1.jpg (132KB, 726x591px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 726x591px

>>35972467
"You can do anything you want to me, Anon"

>>35972727
shoot me

how do i escape bio urges

File: 1489518963359.jpg (32KB, 653x490px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 653x490px

>>35972467
>[ cant formulate a sentence that guarentees the feel to reach you]

>pic related /low verbal iq/ high visualization ability/ no skill to make animations or visuals like pic related. i am making excuses again, but sorry i am not a jew to have a high verbal iq.

>>35973511
You can't.

Orginaless s

>>35973520
>plus, not first english speaker.
>and living in the most emotionally bottled up societies.

File: 1485125542876.png (440KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 633x758px

>>35972651
>>35972797
>>35972797
>>35972881
Goddamn you people.

>>35973345
"because I'm an antinetalist"
you sound like a basement dwelling neckbearded faggot

>>35973345
like you can say that in public with real person.
i know you will melt down as soon as they give you the wiered look.

File: 1482280202096.gif (2MB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x400px

>Nobody will ever look at me this way

>>35972467
>Lying naked in bed with a girl in your arms and her head on your chest

File: wojak suicide 2.png (861KB, 1059x962px) Image search: [Google]

861KB, 1059x962px

>>35972651
>>35972727
>>35972797

Why did you people do this to me

Why did I do this to myself

>>35972787
>The Rodge
>Near a woman
lol

>Hey anon, wanna work together for the group assignment?

Unifeels

File: 1478667812508.png (125KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 512x512px

>>35972727
>>35972651
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NOW!

>>35973185

>makes me anxious and scared
>it makes me feel like there are two human lives that are depending on me

Well no shit. That's what fatherhood is. That's what you're supposed to feel.

>>35973971

Why would you want to have a kid if you know how horrible life is and what a failure you are?

I already decided against reproduction based on the amount of horror I've seen in my life.

>>35973999
Because it makes me think about how I will never be good enough to experience this.

>>35974013
That's the worst part.

It's something that even retarded people do, but you can't. You can't get anyone to love you. You can't get anyone to give a shit about you and that's what cuts deep.

>>35973185

Agreed. I'm 32. The idea of passing all my problems down to a new generation is terrifying and horrifying.

I would want to kill myself if the kid developed half the problems I have.

>>35974094

Hahaha holy fuck I just realized I'm 34 turning 35 in a few weeks.

Forgot how old I even am.

>>35972467
>>35972748
>>35973366
>>35973967

I've had all of these said to me (or very close variations thereof).
Feels good, man.

>>35974094
what if it became worse. like your dad experienced.

>>35974143
>like your dad experienced

Sick burn bro.

>>35972467
I'm half happy because I don't want to have that responsibility of maintaining a relationship, I'm lazy and i'd rather spend time alone and doing what I want than spending time with someone who might give me sex but I still don't get to do what I want, I could be watching a film or lurking 4chan

I think my reasoning is what turned japan into a place with low birth rates

>>35974215

Dating is only worth it if you're Chad. Otherwise you have to spend 90% of your time trying to appease the other person.

>>35972467
>romantic human relationships
>ever a good idea
topkek o i am laffin lmao

>>35974258
>he has never experienced the feeling of a girl being completely infatuated with him

>>35974286

Yeah I also never made a sports team in high school, and scored a winning touch down, etc.

Some people aren't born to be Chads.

>>35974306
>Yeah I also never made a sports team in high school, and scored a winning touch down, etc.

I've never done those things either. But I bettered myself in uni and now I'm a normie with great friends and a healthy love life. Change can be had, but you have to believe it.

>>35972727
This fucking episode. FUCK

File: e12.png (537KB, 692x577px) Image search: [Google]

537KB, 692x577px

>Tfw your oneitis doesn't even think about you
>Tfw your oneitis is getting fucked by Chad cock every night
>Tfw your oneitis is making the lewdist faces only chad will see
>Tfw you say hi to your oneitis when you see her next
>Tfw you smell her breath as she talks to you, knowing she just finished swallowing Chad's thundercock load
>Tfw the moment you part ways, she doesn't even think of you

>>35974350

Do you have any facial deformities? ie. Have you had jaw surgery and still need more? Are you short? Do you have physical health problems?

>>35974383
>falling for the oneitis meme
Another one for the pile.

>>35974140
Then you are a normie and NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE

>>35974383
>>Tfw the moment you part ways, she doesn't even think of you

That part's not necessarily true.
Next time she sees Chad, she might tell him "I got stuck talking that creepy little loser again".

>I love how we have so much in common!

Any woman who would share intrests in me would probably be a turboslut anyways, they usually are.

>>35974350
You can't change being an awkward fuck

>>35974434
I'm 5'9 and used to be fat
>>35974523
Yes you can, I did

>>35974523

Nor can you change short and ugly.

Short/ugly/nonwhite and autism are both incurable diseases.

>>35974544

You're two inches taller than me. "Fat" isn't a problem. It's a choice.

Shut up you easy mode faggot.

>>35974556
>Shut up you easy mode faggot.
You can be bitter about your situation your whole life and always be a worthless fucking loser, OR you can actively try to change and better yourself. The choice is yours

>>35974587

Oh thanks for the normie tier advice. Sure I'll just wake up tomorrow with a new healthy body and get 3 more jaw surgeries and grow 2" because anything's possible if you believe.

>>35972727
Damn nigga. I don't even want kids but this shit hurt me in the chest.

>>35974544
>hahaha shit man of course you can just stop being a manlet, I am taller now than when I was 5.

>>35974587
>JUST change your entire mindset and life loser

Thanks for the life changing advice.

File: 4L_1ISVaKm6.jpg (234KB, 1242x1284px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 1242x1284px

Took this screenshot yesterday. Didn't save the pic tho

>>35974652
that's exactly what you have to do though... no one said it would be easy. It's a long process over the course of 1-2 years
>>35974624

I've had 3 gfs in my life and none of them have ever done something that sweet. That small of a gesture and they couldn't be assed.

That shit only happens in anime.

Real life women just suck up your hopes, dreams, and money then act like thats just how it's supposed to work.

>>35974822

You nailed it.

Only correction:

That shit only happens if you're Chad.

Who needs live when you can do drink and drug yourself into an early grave ?

>>35974822
>Real life women just suck up your hopes, dreams, and money then act like thats just how it's supposed to work.
Bingo. Stop watching anime if you're lonely. It's only going to make you feel even sadder, and once you get a girl you'll be disappointed as hell because if you don't match the wench's standards she's not going to treat you right, like how she wants to be treated, BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SHE CAN DO BETTER, AND YOU'RE JUST TEMPORARY. This anon got it right >>35974882

File: tfw.jpg (238KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1280x853px

>tfw you'll never have a photo of you dancing with your wife in the kitchen

>>35975000
>wife

Why on earth would you want a wife?

>>35975007
>sarcasm is not original

File: 1489489974881.jpg (1MB, 850x1305px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 850x1305px

>"You're better as a girl than a guy"

File: suicide-gun1.jpg (20KB, 426x282px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 426x282px

>>35972651
Lowblow :'(

>>35975119
>>35972651

You guys are fucking weird.

1) Any trait you passed on to your kid would likely be damaging to that kid.

2) My eyes are ugly. What are you all? A bunch of pretty boys? I'd feel bad for any kid that had any of my features.

File: Perfect.jpg (62KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 720x960px

>>35972467

>What do you think? I want to look good for our date tonight

File: IMG_1449.jpg (722KB, 1280x1920px) Image search: [Google]

722KB, 1280x1920px

>"I might get in trouble but I could tell you were eying my breast. Anything for anon, right?"

>>35974677
It's worse knowing I have heard that from the woman I love but couldn't give her that. Can someone come over and kill me now?

you could experience these things with a fat chick

>>35974822

My girlfriends have all said sweet things to me and done nice things for me...

>>35974882

... and I'm DEFINITELY not a Chad by any stretch of the imagination.

>>35975452
god this must be the perfect woman.
I usually feel nothing when looking at these kinda of pics, but my heart just melted

but here i still am, stuck in this ugly 2/10 shell.
time to cry.

>>35975499

Are you white? 5'9"+? 5/10+ face?

>>35975499
yeah well mine have always expected the sweet words and gestures to happen to them, and their sheer presence was enough to make me happy. entitled cunts.

File: tfw no cudly gf.jpg (43KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 720x960px

*cuddles while sleeping*

File: 1439820021900.jpg (67KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 633x758px

>tfw I've had all these things with a beautiful girl
>tfw she left me for another dude

>>35975526
White, yes; but that's it.

5'7" manlet.
Sub-par dick.
Mediocre face on a good day.
Sub-par income and currently in debt.
Not outgoing.
Self-esteem and confidence definitely not the best.
Don't play an instrument.
Bald
Flabby gut.

In short, I'm living proof that most robot excuses are exactly that: excuses.

>>35972727
Good, I fucking hate babies

Literally all they're good at is shitting themselves and screaming. The fuckers can't even communicate for the first several years of their life and when they can they become angry, selfish, coniving little shits that are the metaphysical amalgamation of everything bad about humans

File: 1390079951333.gif (99KB, 600x476px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 600x476px

>>35975660
Just be yourself anon. You'll get yours one day

>>35975612
Why is mundane love so beautiful

File: ywn 2.jpg (174KB, 960x932px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 960x932px

>Haha anon, you're so funny :3

>>35975731
Because it's so far removed from us
It's not only the thing we aspire to, the very thing we know we will never receive but it is a commodification of this goal
It's an endless pool of the greatest thing you can feel in life and they become used to it, the idea of being so happy that you forget that you're happy

File: ywn.png (442KB, 335x602px) Image search: [Google]

442KB, 335x602px

>I'm gonna bite and kiss you ha!

>>35975660

Are your girlfriends fat and ugly?

>>35975143
>You guys are fucking weird.
>1) Any trait you passed on to your kid would likely be damaging to that kid.
>2) My eyes are ugly. What are you all? A bunch of pretty boys? I'd feel bad for any kid that had any of my features.

This is a hard gospel, but one that any truly ugly man eventually has to come to terms with. Those who find themselves in that position, the actual abominations, are no less subject to Nature's dictates than an authentic person. There is the desire to find a mate, to have children, to participate in humanity's passion play. It may be irrational, it may be senseless from a certain perspective, but what of it? Nature may be far less rational then her human children, but She will always be infinitely more powerful. The impulses she either blesses or curses us with, depending upon whether we have any hope of satisfy them, are inescapable.

So the monster wants to be loved no less than the man. Yet, he has been found wanting. Though he may draw breath, the repulsive ghoul ranks among the dead; a rotting thing with no license to give rise to new life. One of the most difficult trials such a thing faces is recognizing that this is for the best. Were the hideous old wizard able to give rise to a child through some depraved alchemy, fostering some homunculus in his image, the result would be offspring just as disgusting as he. It would be just as reviled and universally rejected as its "father" and, by virtue of this, curse the one who gave it life as the most vicious sadist.

So the unlovable and undesirable, though they may be tempted to despise Nature, should celebrate Her wisdom and kindness. It's no easy task but one necessary for any monster capable of even a modicum of compassion. She has caused you to suffer, to be sure, but you endure that damnation with a grim smile knowing that, by doing so, the offspring you will never have will be spared it.

>>35975612

Just be a tall white Chad like him.

>>35972489
To turn betas into school shooters, it's working perfectly on me right now
>I will never hear a woman tell me she loves me
What hurst the most is that i'm actually pretty good-looking and smart, memes aside i'm really a supreme gentleman

>>35972727
This is a real one for me. I can't have kids, no balls, and this one hurts.

>>35976122
Speak english you dumb autistic mother fucker!

File: 1489486179982.gif (47KB, 306x469px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 306x469px

>>35972467
>I need you in my life.
>Please don't go.
>you matter to me.
>I have been thinking about you all day.
>I love you.
I feel like I will always be alone.

>>35976272
I heard all that and I still left

Didn't even have a good reason to. I was just bored or something

>>35976140

What happened to your balls?

Also I have balls and I'm not having kids because I'm not a sadist and don't want to see a child suffer like I have.

File: roxrx047.jpg (133KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 768x1024px

>>35976041
Ugly? No.
Fat? Depends on your definition of 'fat'. Most of them had bodies like pic related, which many would consider fat but I actually find quite sexy (and when they're with me; who the hell else's opinion really matters?)

Either way, the statements which I was refuting were that girls never do nice things for their boyfriends and that only Chads can get girlfriends to begin with. And if you think pic related is beneath you, then people are correct when they tell you that your standards are too high and you've got nobody but yourself to blame for being lonely.

>>35974822
No I would say the nice women just either get fucked over and become bitter and cold like us, or the chads get them. I feel like only the truly lucky in this world can be loved. I can't help but hate seeing happy couples in shows, movies or irl. I know I could never find a nice girl, even if I did I am beta as fuck. I don't want to ever hire a hooker, I just want someone to love me and care about me. I want to matter to someone else for once in my miserable life.

>>35976272
>I have been thinking about you
The girl i love just messaged me this out of the blue yesterday, what does it mean?
We see each other on Christmas because that's when she comes back to see her family in town (she lives in another city) and next to last Christmas i confessed and she basically friendzoned me and since then i stopped talking to her on facebook.
I'm really happy she said that but i don't want to get my hopes up and get crushed again

>>35976139
If you're thinking of killing people just because you're butthurt over being a virgin, then you're nowhere near being a gentleman.

>>35976303
I got kinda close to having someone love me like that. Then they left me for someone else and didn't tell me they dumped me. They just changed their facebook pic to them.

File: 68747470733a2f2f73636f6e74656e742e63646e696e7374616772616d2e636f6d2f6870686f746f732d786170312f7435312e323838352d31352f73333230783332302f6531352f31303836353130335f313038343839323937343837323131305f313839373938333335375f6e2.jpg (15KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 320x320px

>>35972727
this hurts a lot. fuck.

>>35976485

Don't blow it, man. Don't go buying her presents or making any grand gestures; just be cool about it.

>>35976485
Even if she only misses you take it as a good sign and keep talking to her. Maybe see her. Honestly you should have some hope from that.

>>35976495
>Have good manners
>Verbose
>Drink tea
>Wear suits
>Listen to classical
>Main Dudley
If that's not a gentleman i don't know what is

>>35976409
>which many would consider fat but I actually find quite sexy

Lucky guy. I'm disgusted by that. If I found fat chicks attractive I could get laid too.

>>35976595
>>Have good manners

It's generally considered bad form to kill people over your own shortcomings.

>>35976643
>If I found fat chicks attractive I could get laid too.

I'm totally sure that you could.

>>35976595
>still playing either turd strike or sleep fighter iv

>>35976570
That's what i'm doing, i replied warmly and told her i was happy but didn't overdid it. I kept my cool
>>35976571
Problem is she lives in another city, i don't really think she wants to flirt with her friend who lives in another city when she can get dicks in bouquets where she lives just fine with how pretty and charming she is. I'll try to stay cautiously optimistic

File: 140cm-Top-Quality-Sex-Love-Dolls-Male-Masturbation-Toys-Full-Silicone-font-b-Stress-b-font[1].jpg (598KB, 801x1235px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 801x1235px

>>35976719

Would rather buy a sex doll I'm actually attracted to.

>>35976643
I doubt that very much. Fat girls want Chad too, and if that's what Chad can get at the moment, he'll take it.

>>35976730

You did good, anon; just stick with that.
Don't hinge your life hopes on her, but don't give up either.

>>35972467
Its worse knowing you will never hear it again

:(

>>35976878

That's completely reasonable. I'm sure the girls that you're attracted to feel the exact same way about you. Never forget, it's perfectly fine for you to reject a girl for being too heavy, but women are pure evil for not lowering their standards to accommodate... whatever the fuck your excuse is.

What's the point in feeling sad about being alone when you'll never be with someone anyways?

File: 1474808717232.jpg (45KB, 500x492px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 500x492px

>"I love you anon"
>"You make me so happy"
>"Nuclear fusion is now possible"
>"It's all ogre now"

File: [Coalgirls]_Clannad_~After_Story~_14_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[70FFA6F1].mkv_snapshot_00.09.21_[2016.07.14_02.22.27].jpg (427KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 1280x720px

>tfw you spend all your time on 4chan and can't make connections with people in real life because you never go outside

>>35976960

I don't blame women for me being short and ugly. It's not their fault any more than it's my fault.

But fat women have only themselves to blame for overeating.

>>35977109
But do you blame them for rejecting you because you're short and ugly?

File: 1491166148927.jpg (122KB, 556x800px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 556x800px

>>35972727
the fuck is wrong with you anon, making me feel such a way

>>35975612
>momentarily wakes up
>pulls herself closer to you
>falls back asleep

File: 1444101998973.gif (2MB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 750x750px

>>35975612
> i don't know if i feel worse cause i had that and lost it, i almost wish she never showed me how amazing that could be before she broke my heart and left me a cripple

>>35977216

No I don't. I blame nature and random chance for me being this way. I've quit on women because it's a waste of time and energy. It submits them to the abuse of being hit on by me which 99% of them don't like and it submits me to the abuse of rejection.

Better off just opting out.

>>35977418
>No I don't.
Then you're a better man than a lot of people on this board.

>>35976960
> Never forget, it's perfectly fine for you to reject a girl for being too heavy, but women are pure evil for not lowering their standards to accommodate.
i think there is a distinction between things people can and can't control, i'm no adonis, but i ain't a fat fuck and keep my body somewhat healthy, nor am i unhygenic and try at least to keep myself somewhat presentable, it's fair to expect that from a women because i expect it off myself

File: 6603695_460s.jpg (80KB, 429x610px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 429x610px

>>35973806
ok this one stings

>>35977484

Well I used to. Then I realized there's no point and I've opted out. I still hate women because I can't have them.

Who is to blame is irrelevant. Life is just a bunch of random shit and for some of us it's horrible.

File: 1418202940584.png (58KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 645x773px

>"Hey son, wanan help me fix my car?"
>"Hey son, let's play some ball out in the yard"
>"You're gonna be just as strong as me one day"
>"I'm proud of you, son"
>"I love you, son"

Fuck girls! I want a dad
I just wish mom and dad got along better

File: 2k52qyP.png (42KB, 846x592px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 846x592px

>>35972727
At least I'll be a weird autistic uncle

File: 1445741094136.jpg (193KB, 1280x1220px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1280x1220px

>I had a terrible day, but it's better now that you're here with me
>tfw finally remembering a dream with her for the first time in months
>just dreamt about her laying her head against my shoulder and telling me that

>>35972797
Seeing my oneitis cradling a baby in her arms and smiling gave me one of the most bittersweet feelings I've ever felt. At least it wasn't hers.

My only hope is immigrating to russia marry a local and have lots of kids.
I don't care if I have a simple life.

Here girls seem to like only niggers nowadays...

File: 1445807179259.jpg (1MB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x853px

>"I really enjoyed this date"

>>35977345
That is a tough, tough call; and people seem divided on it.

The old adage is "better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all", while Trevor Rabin of Yes insisted that the owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of a broken heart.

On the one hand, when you love and lose you're much more acutely aware of what it is that you're missing out on. On the other hand, you at least know that you're capable of being attractive to someone whom you're attracted to, and there's certainly some hope in that feeling.

Personally, I think that I was more miserable in my high school and early college years (when I felt like I was the only virgin my age) than I was in the time span between when my fiance and I separated and I got together with my current girlfriend.

>>35977582

Can relate to that anon.
I grew up like that that's why I'm completly fucked up in the head.

My father can't relate to me because we didn't spend a lot together
My mom blames me for my problems when she's the root of it all

>>35977636
>girls seem to like only niggers
The only reason why they appear to like niggers is because they're manlier than the modern white man but any women will take an alpha white man over an alpha black man if they have the option (though in all fairness they also will prefer an alpha black man over a beta white man in most cases)

>>35977688
Fuck, this hurts.

I went on one date with a girl I genuinely liked, and she just ignored me.

File: 1491164145120.png (480KB, 1200x885px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 1200x885px

>>35977691
> On the other hand, you at least know that you're capable of being attractive to someone whom you're attracted to, and there's certainly some hope in that feeling.
i would agree on that to some degree, though my biggest issue is dealing with feeling like everything that made me capable of holding a long term relationship was taken from me

>>35977688
I've had a couple of dates and they say this out of courtesy it's nothing special

>>35977780

We can't be all alphas...
And I am not even a beta more like an omega

File: 11377676_409401695918305_2084843936_n.jpg (111KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 640x640px

>>35977700
I had like 5 stepdads but they never felt like a real father to me.

My dad was an asshole and cheated on my mom numerous times while she was pregnant with me and my brother and sister. He even wanted to abort me
The worst is that he is a really successful man. He's a veteran and has a career in the airforce as chief engineer and a captian and making lots of money. He also do custom paint jobs on jets which the military actually use, he's really talented.
If he wasn't such a douche he would probably be the worlds best dad

I used to blame my mom for my problems until I learned about how much of an ass my dad really was and still is.

>>35977092
I go outside but I can't connect with people. I am unable to make friends

name of that anime?

>>35974451
anon no don't

>>35976122
Or you know just adopt a kid instead so that your genes wont fuck it up

>>35977092
How that image represent your feel anyway?
>tfw you spend all your time on 4chan and can't make connections with people in real life because you never go outside
>Nagisa asking for a baby
Wat.
>>35978031
Clannad, the second season (After Story)

>>35972467
>literally happened to me this weekend

I'm so glad not to be a robot.

>>35975765
That's some good posture right there.

>>35977827
Can you please elaborate? What was taken from you and how?

>>35977546
>I still hate women because I can't have them.

The fact that you can admit that that's the primary reason still makes you better than a lot of guys on this board. My compliment stands.

File: 1475332035003.png (266KB, 600x597px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 600x597px

>>35978197
two things really, trust and confidence, i could write a paragraph on all the shit that went down with that relationship but it comes down to her betraying my trust and lying to me, using me for her own gain, the discarding me as soon as she could once she didn't need me anymore. I meanwhile was already at a pretty horrible point in my life and was left pretty much completely alone with but a single friend who had just found out his mother was terminally ill (which is obviously much worse than me, so i refused to burden him with my troubles and just helped him with his) after that i lost all trust in people and confidence in myself was what that old monster depression spirited away

>>35973616
how did you manage to misspell a word that was already spelled correctly in the exact post you were replying to?

File: 1490753805051.jpg (23KB, 446x362px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 446x362px

>someone texting me first and genuinely caring about how I feel and how my day has been

>>35972467
>> (In a breathy voice): "Oh, my god! That feels SO good! Please don't stop! I'm almost there!"
>> (Afterwards): "That was the most amazing orgasm I've ever had! C'mere, you..." (proceed to wrap her warm lips around your cock).

File: 1444103672354.jpg (44KB, 250x237px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 250x237px

>>35978688
keep your chin up lad, i spent months a friendless antisocial recluse, met a girl about 4 weeks ago who i chat with all the time now, she'll text me first thing in the morning and last thing at night, even invited me out to coffee multiple times. she's a taken woman and not my type, but we've become good friends, because of her i've felt better than i have in months

File: gordonramsay.jpg (448KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 1500x1000px

>>35978761
>"That was the most amazing orgasm I've ever had! C'mere, you..."

File: the toughest decision ever.png (292KB, 490x367px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 490x367px

>>35977688
>not putting the drink on the coaster
>leaving rings on the table

I'll fucking kill that bitch

File: 1445548329850.jpg (111KB, 1017x833px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1017x833px

>>35978761
>thinking people on this board are more interested in sex than a loving relationship with someone that honestly cares about them

>>35978688
my mom does that

i hate it when she does that

>>35974436
I once falled for it, but luckily recovered fast.
And when I look back at the time I realize how stupid I was.
>>35977090
>"Nuclear fusion is now possible"
kek

File: 1447560548854.jpg (52KB, 350x463px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 350x463px

>>35978836
>i'm a nice guy, i don't want to have sex with women, just innocently hug and cuddle them
>real gentlemen treat women with respect and that means no sex

>>35972727
Jesus fucking Christ that hurts feels I didn't know i had.

File: 1459324100937.jpg (293KB, 661x716px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 661x716px

>>35977934
>he even wanted to abort me

I'm guessing your mother told you this, why would she try to polarize you so much against him anon?

I have a dad that was just a complete deadbeat but my mother always tried to push me to go hangout with him and shit even though he always wanted to drink and bitch about her.

Also its probably out of the question but your dad sounds pretty amazing, have you tried going and learning anything from him?

I'm sure even if he thinks you're a fuckup he might have some interest in passing down some of what he knows because hes going to die someday.

Unless we happen to get some miracle drug in the next decade or two that is.

But regardless anon I wish you the best with your family and your family problems I know its tough.

>>35972727
I'm know im ugly but not that fucking ugly

File: 1490978177497.jpg (39KB, 854x854px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 854x854px

>>35972727
fuck i wasnt ready for this feel

File: 1491166170352.jpg (491KB, 1200x734px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 1200x734px

>>35978898
>implying a loving relationship means no sex
take a look at the comments with the most replies mate, it's the two that's to do with having a baby, one where a couple is cuddling whilst asleep, and another about women failing to make sweet gestures like in the OP

>>35978836
The great thing about the latter is that it tends to include the former.

File: 1491083838300.jpg (78KB, 640x853px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 640x853px

I love you anon. I want you to be my first.

File: pepetime.jpg (60KB, 550x366px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 550x366px

>>35972629
fucking this.
tfw still hoping to grow and get taller even tho I am well into my 20's.

File: 739.jpg (480KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 1024x768px

>"Yes! Yes! YES! I do want to marry you!!"

>>35972727
>"Poor kid"

Another wonderful original comment

File: saoirse-ronan-wonderland-magazine-september-october-2014-cover-photos_7.jpg (220KB, 1280x1777px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 1280x1777px

>>35979157
>tfw no saoirse ronan gf

>>35972467

>> "I never thought I'd meet someone as wonderful as you."
>> "I can't imagine my life without you anymore."

>>35978803
I've been doing this for the last week too, I really feel more confident in my everyday life by just talking to some randing girl via wsp

>tfw orbiting someone is not so bad

File: 81635507890.jpg (63KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 633x758px

>>35979212
FUCKING DELET DIS

File: 1477847763553.jpg (29KB, 627x627px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 627x627px

>>35972727
I didn't prepare myself for this
at least I can still be the fun uncle... maybe

File: a298263829a2fe1d100fb4f2ce3cf42e.png (967KB, 680x912px) Image search: [Google]

967KB, 680x912px

>>35979250
No. I'll force you to realise the feel

File: 1402191005394.jpg (75KB, 753x561px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 753x561px

>>35972651
>>35972727
I'm actually good with never hearing these. I have no desire to have kids.

>>35977582
I grew up with my father, but he hated me a lot. Always got mad, yelled and got aggressive with me. I just felt unloved and unwanted. I would've loved to have a dad that actually like me.

File: 1489275584629.jpg (299KB, 1080x720px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1080x720px

>>35973185
you know, that webm made me wish for a wife and children too like that. but you are right.
when i think about it logically it brings me nothing but fear and sadness because i know i could never be a good enough husband or father. the thought of being depended on like that completely terrifies me as well.

we really aren't meant for this world.

File: 1487125159216.png (29KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 633x758px

>>35979294
>PAIN
it's painful to see her face

>>35979348
>I'm actually good with never hearing these. I have no desire to have kids.

Same here. We're oddballs among outcasts.

>>35979354
he didn't hate you, he just wanted you to stop being a degenerate and get your shit together. he was trying to toughen you up for the world.

File: 170117.86227238_1000X1000.jpg (58KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 800x1000px

>>35979385
That's just something you'll have to deal with

File: 1300575737001.png (152KB, 600x729px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 600x729px

>>35979294
>>35979440

STOOOP
I JUST GOT HER OUT OF MY HEAD AFTER 2 WEEKS OF CONSTANT THINKING

>>35979418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg

File: 01b7803972bc.jpg (878KB, 1039x1300px) Image search: [Google]

878KB, 1039x1300px

>>35979469
You're just spurring me on to post more

File: 1481950506860.png (23KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 800x800px

>>35979440
Meh, the pain is gone, the other set of pictures of her is way better

my gf doesn't tell me that she loves me

I'm crazy about her, and she knows it, but she won't say that she loves me

it makes me so sad

File: 67581636532.jpg (43KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x600px

>>35979506
>>35979514
well yeah she was way cuter when she was younger

File: IMG_3591.jpg (49KB, 650x434px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 650x434px

>>35972727
>BLACKED filter
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>35979539
the more you like 'em the less they'll like you

>>35979497
some people just can't be saved

>>35972467
i will never experience having a back that clear of acne and scarring

>>35979585

Does she happen to say why she's with you if she doesn't love you? What is she getting out of the relationship?

(Also, fuck street signs).

>>35972727

Oh Anthonio, my Anthonio, there is only one thing I've been trying to say

It may come as a surprise, my baby has your eyes

>>35972727
>bald, fat, and apathetic

Yep

>>35979709

well, she says I'm interesting and always keep it real, that I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I'm a weird nerd but because I'm a big boi too (6'4 wide frame) she likes spending time with me. also enjoys getting physical with me more than I do (I don't really care about sex, I like pleasing her).

I think she's just scared of saying that she loves me. I know I was. took me almost a year to say it. also when she was about to break up with me because I'm a rude slob.

>>35979860

Hmmm. How long have you been together?

>>35975765
this made me sad and I almost cried. They just look happy enjoying that moment together

>>35979964

9 months or something

we'd known eachother for half a year before we started dating though.

>>35975765
This makes me feel the most. Nothing sexual, just happiness.

>>35978688
I long for that the most.

I'm completely alone. Nobody talks to me anymore. I got nobody to share a story with, a moment with etc.

I just want someone to care about me.

File: IMG_9090.jpg (32KB, 704x153px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 704x153px

>tfw got this from my gf yesterday

>>35980506
>it's okay to casually mention your gf now

WHAT HAS THIS BOARD COME TO

>>35980506
my & gf. Two words I have never used together in a sentence.

>>35980331
I care about you anon, how was your day?

>>35972467
>Here is your green card, sir

Time to build the wall I guess

>finally get a gf
>her skin is covered in acne scars, stretch marks, and thick scratchy stubble

>answer this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>35972467
I have never known of a girl actually tell a guy they love that they love them. The guys they love are their family and they don't say it but they show it. The love she says in this conceptual argument is not love.

>>35976595
>If that's not a gentleman i don't know what is

You're right, you don't know what is.

>>35981123
retard SJW faggot detected

>>35980804
i think you have a bf

File: dad-and-teen-boy-talking.jpg (109KB, 507x337px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 507x337px

>>35972467
>you want to be that?
>i respect your career choice
>i will always provide moral support
>im proud of you son.

>>35982802
>im proud of you son.
Ahhhh!

>The suffering is over, you shall return to the aether

File: 1487105295618.jpg (241KB, 659x772px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 659x772px

>>35982802
>Dad
I was not ready for this one, you throw gf and shit at me and i don't care, but damn thats hurts, old man died five years ago, died knowing that i was a failure.

File: sad nazi.jpg (62KB, 661x809px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 661x809px

>>35983255
>died knowing that i was a failure.

>>35978875
holy shit fuck you. you're the most import person to her and she annoys you? Please don't be like that, be happy you've got a loving mother, anon

>>35972467
>>35972629
>>35972613
>>35972748
Have heard all of this before. It's not that great, you're not missing out on much

>>35973345
edgy. antinatalists should be shot tbqh. they're not even real people if they lack the desire to procreate

>"I love you too."

>"You're my best friend."

File: 1490326624388.png (440KB, 645x1260px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 645x1260px

>>35983460
"You're my best friend anon, and I love you."

And in a romantic way

>>35983548
I will bear your children

File: maxresdefault.jpg (50KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1280x720px

>manic pixie dream girls aren't real
>have nothing in common with actual women
>conversations with them are dull
>they'll never live up to the expectations given to me by fiction

>"I love you, anon"
>"I'm sorry"
>"You're one of the nicest people I've met"
>"I care, anon"
>"You're not alone"
>"I understand your pain"

Fuck me. The feels are too strong right now.

>>35982802
Dad died when I was 7. Haven't ever heard these from what I can remember.

You really are all a bunch of pathetic little cucks.

>>35983713
we sure are
you fucking normie

>>35983628
"You are not alone. You're strong anon. I love you and I understand your pain. I care about you and no matter where you are in the world I will find you. Wait for me."

>>35983770
What's wrong with being normal. Don't you want to be normal?

>>35983628
My wife says those things all the time

>>35983851
yes, but you normal people have a million other places to talk about being normal with your normal faggot friends. this is all we have.

>>35972613
Wife says that one too

>>35983889
You sound like a woman complaining that a man has entered her safe space lmao

File: 1490841534018.jpg (36KB, 400x396px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 400x396px

>>35983873
lucky bastard. I just want a girl I love to say those things to me

>>35983918
yeah alright whatever, you fucks have already ruined /r9k/ anyways. you're probably just baiting me too. good job.

>>35973185
You sir, are likely a sociopath

>>35980724
I apologize, I went to nap.

It wasn't great. I saw a girl that I used to like. She was very happy to see me and gave me a nice long hug, haven't touched someone in literally 5 months. It felt amazing, then I went home and felt like shit.

>>35983962
No anon. Believe it or not but people aren't out to get you or trick you or troll you.

File: 1490908576863.jpg (64KB, 500x680px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x680px

If you lonely KV robots are tired of these feels just look into GF roleplay ASMR videos. Lay down, get comfy, put in some headphones and let your brain be fooled into thinking it's receiving affection, here are some of my personal favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCNruZkvbM&index=2&list=PLcF_j1lz_tF3XK5Dw9S5gdSNWSOyCCiLq&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KCNruZkvbM&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WUDbT-YoQ&index=1&list=PLcF_j1lz_tF3XK5Dw9S5gdSNWSOyCCiLq

>>35976485
Then be direct faggot. If you just tell her:
1. I enjoy our friendship and will want something deeper.
2. I don't want to be led on and if you're not interested then I have to move on.

Women are attracted to assertiveness. It's no guarantee but its a good shot.

File: 1376933118266.jpg (173KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 800x450px

>>35972727
>As these robots who want kids

You can barely take of yourself, what makes you think you can take care of another living human being?

>>35977688
>Gaben not in the background

FUCKING DROPPED the date

>>35972651
>>35972727
I didn't know this could make me feel
I want the ride to end

>>35984096
Why every asmr gilf is obsessed with tea, why they can't just drink coffee.

File: 1480620165384.jpg (20KB, 583x616px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 583x616px

>>35972651
>>35972727
you better delete this post right the fuck now

>>35973574
Spic, no hermano?

File: 1415062662882.jpg (91KB, 723x691px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 723x691px

>>35972727
>>35972651
You know, there's a chance I have a son.
>It wasn't even a relationship, it was a married couple in an open marriage I was living with.
>She was fat, but one thing led to another.
>I was too much of a drunk to keep track of time.
>Months like this
>She got pregnant,
>I used condoms but... well, she threw the condoms away.
And the kid sure as hell doesn't look like her (ex) husband.
I might have a son, and I'll never even meet him.

>>35980624
honestly, this board has been filled with normies lately, where are the real robots at... :(

File: 1471725643352.png (335KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 633x758px

>>35983822
>User died after reading this post.

>>35984096
It's so strange to me that there are people out there with such little self reflection that they are ok with watching these types of videos. I get like 10 secs in and I'm like wow.. this is pathetic.

>>35983414
Shut the fuck up you lying cunt.

File: IMG_5460.png (47KB, 650x773px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 650x773px

>tfw take long hot showers to substitute intimacy
>using vr and asmr to simulate conversations
>having a tulpa to cope with the loneliness

I don't know if life is pretty neat or awful anymore.

>>35972467
I hate my fucking mom and dad for every fucking creating me

Why the fuck would my goddamn mom fuck some asshole who looks autistic, ad is fucking 5'7. WHAT THE FUCK

Now I'm stuck at 5'6, I look autistic too, can't grow any kind of nice facial hair, have a fucking gross gut, and a tiny dick. FUCK YOU MOM AND FUCK YOU DAD

I swear to fucking god I'm getting a gun soon and blowing my brains out. I'm tired of this shit. I'm a fucking genetic mess, you don't take two shits and mix them together and call it fucking good. Fuck them. I'm never having kids, if I somehow score someone. I won't do this to another child. They don't deserve it. I have no self-esteem at all and every time I see a pretty girl i want to die. No one deserves it. Nobody.

>>35984972
I would've thought the same thing a few years ago, but perpetual loneliness does strange things to your mind

File: oidjodijf.gif (2MB, 320x180px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x180px

>>35972748
>Tfw Gf is in this fucking thread and linked me to (you).
Thanks for that.

>>35983713
Damn. You fuckin found us out dude. Really opened my eyes, never knew how sad and shitty I was, but now that you pointed it out, I am able to truly see.

>>35985053
I do this sometimes.

I listen to asmr every now and then, then I take a hot shower to simulate intimacy.

>>35975612
I don't know why, but this picture disgusts me. Maybe I really am autistic.

>happily married biological parents

Things no one will ever hear:
''mmm your dick is SO small, it's perfect. i want that small dick inside of me''
''i'm glad you aren't over 6 feet''

>>35974451
Jesus this shit is fucking brutal

File: Big_Smoke_SA.png (436KB, 507x613px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 507x613px

>It's in the book
>What book
>The same things that make us laugh make us cry

>>35972467
"You look cute right now, are you a virgin"
too much of a simpering autist to read that social cue, blew it

>>35985268
>>>35972748
Oy vey put your Jew nose into good use

>>35985030
>lying
>cunt
It seems like you know it's the truth and that's why you're calling me a cunt.

File: 7.jpg (91KB, 569x629px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 569x629px

>>35985964
Yeah Yeah keep talking noselet.

>>35973185
>>35973185

piss off to wizchan, this is and always will be what r9k is.. Feels.

Not a fucking hugbox for autistic manchildren

>>35985268
Next time you're fucking don't let her cum then jizz on her and brag about how great it was

>>35978961
If she'd tried to polarize him, why would it have taken him so long to realize his dad was an asshole?

>>35984005
My own apologies as well i also fell asleep due to my timezone, and sounds to me like you should take heart in the day mate, someone elected to hug you by choice , that puts you above the leper colony rejects on this board straight away, myself it's been 8 months since I've hugged a women and I'd rather not think about the last woman i hugged, sounds to me like you just need a little more confidence in yourself