>tfw no pentecostal gf with floor-length Hair
what if you stepped on it
>>35971685
I would get erect
HNNNNGly shit i never realised i need this in my life
>>35971645
a lot of Pentecostals have autism genes.
I know this because my gf is Pentecostal and the only reason a lot of families are pentecostal is because they have retards in the family who wouldn't be allowed into church otherwise.
>>35971944
What a fitting match for me, then.
>>35971944
>retard is murmurring to self during sermon
H-he's talking in tongues! p-peace be upon him!
>>35971965
enjoy your non-verbal screeching kids, man
>>35971974
pretty much exactly why parents of retards become Pentecostal
> I will be your long haired Pentecostal girl(boy)friend