Robots help!

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>>35971591
>I have no chance!
>wat do?
Are you retarded? Just give up and stop wasting everybody's time.

>>35971591
maybe you should go back to /fit/

>>35971630
>suggesting i'd want help from a fucking weeb anyway. Probs never seen a pussy before

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>>35971667
>Not fat or too skinny

And fuck spending my nights at the gym I've got shit to do.

>>35971687
>he doesn't know where he is
See >>35971667

>>35971724
She's just stubborn. She's rejected and even blanked right Chads. But she got off with me she's a fucking strange one mush

>>35971776
>blanked Chads
I don't believe you. No roastie can resist Chad.

>>35971776

Now, this is somewhat risky, but you need to unleash your power level and just ASK HER why she won't, and then push for a real answer while explaining that since you care for her, it's fucking you up that you don't have a solid yes or no

>>35971808
Real shit I fuck you not, heard it off her and her friend I fuck you not.

Well it depends what you define as a chad. He:
>works out
>plays football (soccer)
>Is a retard

>>35971978
>Is a retard
Hm, I suppose even some females will take that into account. Then again, I would think their tingles would drown out any alarm bells.

>>35971824
>Reply to Thread No.35971591
>[Spoiler?]
We're going to a party (Inb4 normie fag) this weekend. I'll get fucked and asked her then

I bet you didn't even confront her and just assumed youre in the friendzone. Don't be a coward fag

>>35971591
Lay and wait. I fell in love with my best friend. I can't describe how perfect she is. Your time will come, you'll have a window but it will be hard to find. It took me two years but I had her. When you get her, be faithful. I fucked up and cheated. Offing myself later tonight. Learn from my mistake. I lost my best friend and soul mate in the same night.