Normie interaction cheat sheet for robots

>why are you so quiet?

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD NORMIE

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD

>>35971013

Actual responses I use.

>>what do you do in your free time?
Get drunk. Shitpost.

>>are you still a virgin?
I'm 36

>>do you ever plan to get a gf?
Ugh

>>you don't watch anime or play video games at your age do you?

Yeah, sometimes, but only when I have time. (Blatant lie)

>>do you still live with your parents?
No.

>>do you have any friends / do you still keep in touch with your friends?

Yeah, I've got heaps of friends (blatant lie)

>>do you like, play, watch, support or do "_____"?

No, not really into that.

>>why don't you do "_____"? (normies attempt of giving you advice to make himself feel better)

Well, I've thought about it, buuuttt... (change subject)

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>>35971013
>I'm thinking of putting together a Normie interaction cheat sheet for robots


it's already been done

>>35971110

link for guide
www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf

>>35971013
>what music do you like?
Apparently the correct answer is not vaporwave

>tfw to smart to waste my time talking to normal people

>>35971132
Jesus Christ, I meant MINIMIZE the embarassment in our responses, not outright turn into a fucking normie instead

whenever they ask me something personal I just say that is a really good question and "who knows, it maybe so" and move onto the next topic.

>>35971173
>outright turn into a fucking normie instead

it's the only solution

>>35971013
>>what do you do in your free time?
this is the fucking worst question because my interests are too autistic and hard to explain, i can't answer it someone help

>>are you still a virgin?
it doesn't embarrass me to say yes, pretty sure they can tell anyway

>>do you ever plan to get a gf?
explain honestly that i cbf seeking one out but i would be open if things fell into place

>>you don't watch anime or play video games at your age do you?
no (i don't)

>>do you still live with your parents?
"yes, i'm sadly not yet financially independent"

>>do you have any friends / do you still keep in touch with your friends?
nobody asks this, i'd just lie and say i have a few

>>do you like, play, watch, support or do "_____"?
"no, do you?" (try to get them to talk about themselves)

>>why don't you do "_____"? (normies attempt of giving you advice to make himself feel better)
try to give a sincere as possible answer i.e.
>why don't you join a club or something?
>"i get anxious meeting new people and i don't require much social interaction to stay sane so it's not worth it in the end"

>>35971013
just RP as a normie

>fucking get wasted and hike with mates ya know man epic
>nah man got 3 girls on the go at the moment, thinking of trading in one for this new bitch who's been all after my dick yo
>maybe when i've done my degenerate years if i want kids when i'm 30 or some shit man haha lol
>nah man i watched one animo with this jap girl i was seeing, was about some giants eating people and these nerds yelling while flying around, i play pokemon go on my phone
>yes
>of course man i do all things deemed popular
>i do do that though and i do it better than you wanna arm wreslte about it

ez

>>35971013
>do you still live with your parents
My answer to that is "i'm saving up for my own place" or "it's cheaper than renting"

>>35971055
It's a shit test mate. Just give them some banter back.

>What, you want me to be loud?
>*loud autistic screeching*