What's the weirdest sex positions you've ever done?

Wow, she must feel like a soaring eagle. I want to see her in this position flapping her arms in rhythm to getting pumped like this.

>>35969995
I've never done anything that weird. But I once had sex with a girl in her bathroom, and we tried some different positions. I'd say the weirdest was one in which she placed one of her feet on the toilet seat cover and the other on the ground.
When we fucked in this position (and positions like this) I had to bend my legs a little bit because I was too tall.
We ended up fucking on the bathroom floor because that shit was too awkward.

why start threads like this

I used to roll my dick between my hands as if I was lighting a fire

it gave mindblowing orgasms when I was younger but it doesn't nothing now

Fucked a girl in a hostel shower in Prague. Really nice hostel. She has a boyfriend but he is a skater faggot who does graphic design so god luck mate. We are fucking in the shower and she had one leg on my shoulder and on the ground basically doing the full splits. Felt good until soap started making the ground slippery as fuck.

>>35970460
Shit, same here mate. This was actually how I masturbated when I first discovered masturbation. Crazy shit.

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>>35970153
>Wow, she must feel like a soaring eagle.
Close enough.

>>35969995
sauce or code for this semen demon?

>>35970460
i used to fuck my pillow cause i didny know how to properly touch myself. haha good times

>>35969995
this isn't too weird but its kinda out there
she's lay down
legs closed, laying on her front, face down
i'm hunched over her, feet positioned either side of her hips, knees bent, lift her waist slightly and pounded like a madman
she was a tight virgin curry i met at a bar
best nut i've ever had

Was with a tiny girl who I could lift up. Never been able to do that with any other girl cause I'm a skeleton, but this was after I started lifting and she was real light. Only did it face to face once though.

With another girl I did her while she lay face up an a balance ball. That shit is actually pretty fun, but it requires good balance from her. Could get in real deep. I was on my knees mostly but I also once did it while sitting in my computer chair for maximum laziness.

>>35969995
reverse piledriver, standing 69, even fingered a girl in a Half crab

they call me Cena

>>35971328
It's Chloe Amour. Add "outside" or something like that and you could find it.

Never done any weird positions but have gotten road head and would expose my ex's pussy in public

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>>35969995

GF is smaller than me, I've got good upper body strength - Picked her up and fucked her.

Felt breddeh gud because you can get a lot of depth and I think she just found it really hot because of the lustyness of it and because the mirror she was looking into over my shoulder let her see my back and ass etc as I was ramming her. She had cummies.

Basically like the gif but, rather stupidly, I didn't lock my wrist under her bent leg, I just held the back of her knees in my cupped hand, so I got tired after two minutes. I guess thats why this guy's the professional.

the one hand tango

that's where you take you're hand
and jack off
and you keep doing that
for 18 years

>strangest wank
Not sure if it counts but I can manage to somewhat orgasm without ejaculating. Does that count?

>Virgins could point out the strangest wank they've had.
fapped in a uni lesson

I once had a tiny Thai hooker who must have weighed 40kg max. I tried to do the porn thing, lift her up against the wall and fuck her standing up. Couldn't manage to stick it in while in that position though, shit's not so easy especially when you're drunk.

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>>35972710

Story. Right now you cunt.

>>35972823
>be at small uni
>lesson in its largest hall
>it has a upper and a lower stage
>be the only one at upper stage
>it has only one entry
>sit down in first row so can i see entry
>also the railing lets people from below only see my upper body
>it's perfect
>start to fap while looking at the hot girl and imaging dropping cum from above at her

>>35969995
I once tried to suck my own dick but ended up just masturbating in that position and cuming on my own face from above.

>>35972980
how it taste breh?

>>35971382
I know this. Giving me flashbacks back to 4th grade.