People from New Zealand should be systematically tortured to

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People from New Zealand should be systematically tortured to death. They should be forcefully given an enema of tobasco sauce, their faces should he hit repeatedly with a mechanical shovel.

They should be slowly starved to death, and given only minimal water. These torture chambers should consist of 25 people each, so that they can all see each other slowly dying.

When all but 1 has perished, he or she should be kept alive for a few months longer, and be put on public display like a circus freak "The final kiwi"

Eventually, after a few months, that final survivor will be killed unceremoniously.