Who else /curved dick/ here? Also mention the way your dick its

>>35966234
Show it.

Better for hitting prostates, at least.

Your penis is never the reason someone doesn't see your penis.

>>35966269
>Better for hitting prostates, at least.
>not for hitting the g-point better
Don't make OP a faggot, faggot.

>>35966234
>not having aesthetic slightly curved up dick
anything other than curved up just looks like a deformity

>>35966269
OP here, you don't want to see it trust me. Not only is it curved, it is also covered in acne.

Pretty strong upwards curve. I hear it's supposed to be the best shape of dick, but I wouldn't know.

>>35966360
Actual acne? Or just those normal little bumps?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

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>>35966234
>tfw curved dick but not in the direction that women like

>>35966234
yeah I've got the bent dick and it's a huge fucking confidence killer if i didn't have a broken cock i'd probably give a shit but my cock is bent to the left noticeably it's fucking humiliating of course it still works and i can pop a good chub but it's curved and i want it to be normal so i don't have to worry about the Oh eww your cock is bent??? Gross!! again because it's really fucking soul crushing to hear that what's worse is i can fix it but i run the risk of totally gimping my dick into a deflated stick of meat so bent cock or no cock or just give up on life entirely
third option is clearly the easiest

>>35966385
>he doesn't know how to use a vicegrip and duct tape

>>35966385
You can just do other positions, silly

>>35966382
Both actual acne and also those with bumps.
Some of the acne even developped into cysts and I had had to make them cut it away.

So basicly I now have a curved acne-ridden scarred penis. Just END me.

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>>35966402
>he doesn't know how to use a vicegrip and duct tape
sounds painful

>>35966409
>You can just do other positions, silly
no thanks, I am not interested in women anymore
I am a /cuteboy/ man now

Actual normie here. Girls don't give a fuck. When inserting it feels normal and it's not a issue. My dick curves to the left. Some positions might be harder but it doesn't matter

>>35966409
>Implying women want a scaly psoriasis covered cock
How the fuck do i overcome that?
Bent cock and scales it's really disgusting too
I'm uncut so the scales like to grow on the foreskin and around my balls a lot so I've got what looks like a disease ridden cock and overall disease ridden body plus a bent dick
and he has the audacity to say
>You can just do other positions, silly
HA
HA
HA
if by positions then you mean suffer in agony as i die alone then yeah
>>35966445
why do you lie?

Mine actually does a loop-de-loop, when I was a kid I strung it around a rock every day. Sorta doughnut like

>>35966463
Stop putting the cart before the horse. Have you not developed theory of mind? It's literally impossible for your penis to be the cause of someone never seeing it. You can keep people distracted with kisses and stuff while you transition from clothed grinding to wrapping and fucking.

>>35966463
I was only talking about the curve. The pimple dick 100% would be a repelant if it's like what you say it is. Go see a dermatologist dude

>>35966463
Have you tried not washing it and just using a $0.02 wet wipe on your regularly shaved butthole so it you can do that without it getting nasty? Skin chills out and takes care of itself pretty well if you just stop fucking with it.

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>>35966549
KEK no it's incurable i have it everywhere
and it's repulsive.
>>35966516
>>35966513
It's impossible and incurable


my cock looks like this patches everywhere and repulsive it's painful to touch

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I heard girls calling my dick good looking and it's like curved.
Apparently if you fuck a girl standing up with you in the back, they feel it more if your johnson is curved.

Anyone else's dick curves downward because of bad masturbatory habits?

>>35966684
yes, the most unesthetic curve a penis could get.

>>35966234
>me me in middle school
>friend tells me to try fapping with my left hand so it feels like someone else is doing it
>10 years later I can only use my left hand
>have the curve to prove it

>>35966757
>"me me"
>I want to kill myself

>>35966757
fappin with your left hand lets you use the mouse to swap between all 30 of your degenerate porn tabs :^)

My dick curves up, it's not a problem except I tried to do cowgirl with this chick and I just couldn't get the angle right to go in.

my dick curves up and is very stiff I can't have sex the way I see in porn

>>35966684
No, because I've never masturbated with just a hand. I've tried but could never finish. Mostly been using a mains powered vibrator since just before turning 13, rarely other methods.

>>35966234
titration curve of sodium acetate

Yeup. Curves slightly to the left and down. It's actually pretty great for doggy / prone bone position as it pushes straight down into their sensitive areas creating more front wall pressure (could be called the G spot, but really it's all the section of wall that is the underside of the clitoris, and the underside of the uterus further in). Having a curved dick is a bonus (especially if you have a big mushroom head) because it effectively takes up more space in the vagina and creates more sensation on the in-and-out.
Looks weird though. Hard to get em to suck it.

>>35966234

30 - 45 degree bend to the left. Anyone here had luck with penis bend treatments before?

My dick curves up, so I can suck the soul out of the person I'm fucking at least in my dreams.

I've posted it on here before and on /soc/ once or twice and it usually gets compliments.

It's curved a lot to the left. like a fucking lot
like a banana
die me

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Anyone elses dick curves down?

How does a dick curved down work in sex anyway?

>>35968389
Me. Just pull the head of your dick up before going in.

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>>35968389
>tfw mine curves downward a little
>tfw 8.5 inches
>it destroys women and they complain about hurting after
It's the only thing I'm confident about

>>35966234
You're NOT a robot unless you have a downwards curved dick

Literally worse than having a microdick, it makes sex almost impossible, Ive tried several times and it just doesnt work. Doggy is the only position that might work

Fembot (male) here. Curved dicks are the best.

>>35969140
>Fembot (male)
Kill yourself

>>35969105
> I've tried several times
FUCK OFF NORMIE

Mines the same OP, curves to the left and it can kill my confidence

Acetyl-L-Carnitine can help though according to studies

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>>35966234
Bananaslammajamma

Mine was curved to the left just above the base so I started masturbating with my left hand.
Now it's still curved to the left where it was earlier and also curved to the right right below the tip.

>>35966400
Someone's actually said that to you? That's fucked up, there is so much worse. I think a curve isn't that big of a deal.

So far it seems that everyone in this thread has a curved dick.

I guess it's pretty normal.

>>35966234
mine is curved to the left and also quite hairy.