That kid thread

>that kid who would bring a rubicks cube to school

>that kid who once brought a dagger to school

It was me

>that kid who is a seriel rapist but he's funny so his victims find forgiveness

>>35966074
>a dagger
lmfao a fucking dagger
you've been playing too much vidya

>that kid who wore a trench coat to school and was asked to remove it

that kid was me


>that kid who started rumors that he would bring a gun to school

also me. in the 7th grade.

>>35965960
>that fat pale kid who slathered ranch dressing all over his pizza and sat alone

i'm the edgiest person i've ever met
not in some posturing way, i seriously am. i have shitty edgy taste. there's something about edginess i just love. it emberasses me but i love it. i am an EDGELORD

>>35966106
That was me, I looked up one of my vict--exs yesterday. She's married now, I'm hsppy for her.

Took her virginity, one of my fondest mems from my youth. After the 5th they made me leave school for good but I got my GED, and went on to repair office equipment.

>>35966504
i was trying to be edgy. i was retarded back then

inb4 still am

>>35966074
>be in elementary school
>had to read a book for class
>use a kitchen knife as a bookmark because for some reason thats all i had that i could use
>next day go to school
>take out book and open it
>forgot about the knife
>knife falls off book
>everyone immediately sees it
>from then on everyone thought i would be a school murderer or something
i can only imagine how worse it would have been if it had happened in this current generation

>>35965960
I'm going for the long hair

wish me luck

>>35965960
>that kid who would take deoderant and a lighter with him and shoot gouts of flame in the gym lockerroom thinking this make him super badass
That was me, luckely everyone else thought it was crazy in a funny way. The vids that everyone shared of it no teacher ever saw luckely.

>that kid who printed out porn and showed it to a couple other kids

>>35965960
>that kid that was literally on the verge of suicide but he made jokes about it so nobody worried.

Totally not me no sir officer that was not me

>>35967212
>the vids that everyone shared of it

underage b&