>practice gf wants to take pictures with me

>practice bf wants to touch my boobs

>practice life wants me to live

>practice dad is proud of me, son

>>35965924
>Practice cum rag is still wet from earlier fap

>Real cum rag still in washing machine

And now we play the waiting game.

>>35965924
Hey, least she isn't threatening to piss in your face

>>35965924
tell me how to get a practice gf that accidentally falls in love with me.

now.

>>35966508

find a girl who is a point or 2 below your attractiveness level

>>35966552
i didn't realize you could get a girl in the negatives.

regardless, let's say i accomplish that. then what?

>>35966573

thats the gist of it, you go after girls other guys don't want, these girls will actually appreciate male attention

>>35966674
>girls other guys don't want
literally no such thing

>>35965924
>practice gf is pregnant with practice fetus
>she wants a practice abortion
wat do lads