ITT: Things we'll NEVER experience

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>>35964981
I just did web m related tonight with a girl I met on tinder

Normie a gonna lurk

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Super hero powers

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the chance to suck on these glorious titties

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>>35964981
Find a submissive gf who isn't merely pretending to be into my fetish.

>>35965122
Guro/Ryona is a pretty shitty fetish though

>>35964981

>flailing your entire arm like a sperg
christ, clearly first time masturbating a girl. She is a champ for putting up with that spaz mashing her cunt.

>inb4 normie get our reeee

>>35965361

t. Toasted Roasty Lesbot

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pic related

just kill me already

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>>35964981
Actually I have fingered a girl while I drove. My friend was fapping in the backseat over her moaning. When I got home I realized I had pussy juice boogers in my knuckle hairs.

>>35965492
Just end me mang

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>>35965505
>pussy juice boogers

>>35965109
Gonna need the sauce friend

>>35964981
Bringing my oneitis home and introducing her to my parents. Been thinking of that one a lot lately for some reason.

>>35964981
lol. i highly doubt this even feels good to her. hes literally just mindlessly clawing at her pussy

>>35965693
Oh man, I've thought about that as well. It seems such an alien experience to even realistically imagine it. I guess it would be a pleasant surprise for my parents, too.

I'm 23 and never done this; I doubt I ever will now. I also imagine how it would be like to dine or go out with the hypothetical gf's family.

>>35965751
>I'm 23 and never done this; I doubt I ever will now
Fuck, I'm 22 and I'm not far off. I think part of the reason I've got oneitis for this girl so bad is that I view her as my last chance at young love.

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>ywn have this


it pains me more than any other feel

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Feels bad man

PEW PEW PEW PEW

>>35965784

you have to let that shit go, man. I actually changed a lot during this past year, and I'm sure I'd have fared much better in life if I were the way I am now. One of those things were letting go the bullshit that is a oneitis.

Anyway, I'm here and taking life as it comes, with desires and goals in mind, trying to stay alert to any chances that come my way so I can make something out of them and turn my life around. You should do the same.

>>35965929
have kids in the rainforest?

>>35965962
That's some quick reaction.

>>35965962
IIRC these two retards were robbing a gun store... in fucking Georgia. That has to be either natural selection or a suicide-by-cop type situatoin

>>35965109
All these years later and I still half expect shoveldog or some similar shit during every tit-reveal gif or webm

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>2MB limit
Fuck this board sometimes.

I only want a guy to rub me off. I think vaginas are gross, and I've tried using a dildo multiple times and I hate having things in me. I just wanna jerk them off and them jerk me off.

>>35965929
Why don't you find that forest fembot who likes to talk about pigs

>>35964981
>you will never see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

>>35965962
>you will never put down a nigger in self defense with a very satisfying mag dump from a .45 caliber handgun

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>ywn experience sex with your true love

>>35965572
>tfw a toilet paper mass came out of my gfs pussy while i was fingering her

>it was a mushy, slimy ball that stuck to my finger

>we were laying on a bridge next to a river

>didnt want to gross her out by showing her what came out of her pussy

>try to reach down into the water to rinse my finger off

>cant reach

>contort my body a bit so i can reach farther

>she's on top of me

>she almost falls into the fucking river

>>35964981
it's like playing with a wet fish.
you would be disappointed, OP.

>>35966432
Killme.mpeg

>>35964981
is there a place to see webms or videos like this?

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>>35965572

Vaginas are disgusting, utterly disgusting, I would rather suck a 10 day unwashed uncircumsised cock that has fapped daily and used toilet paper shuffed on the head and the foreskin over it at every fap than lick a one day unwashed VAGINA

>>35966644
good comparison

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>>35966680
Have this for making my day

>>35966644
this webm looks like a retard with a tiny arm rubbing a pretend clit

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>>35965492
>>35966432
I knew what to expect yet I still clicked the thread.

Now I'm suicidal again.