SaturGAY night Robot Thread

>>35963961
dont page 4 me guys

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>>35963961
i want to describe my dream guy:

1 tan/Mediterranean white
2 wide jaw and face
3 clear white retinas
4 decent teeth
5 big hands
6 around my height
7 beefy/stocky built
8 hobbies are cars and plays an instrument
9 mature and experienced in his own way it doesnt necessarily have to be my way
10 absolutely no anime
11 works a blue collar job
12 isnt vain or matierialistic or narcissistic
13 conservative with low sexual partners like me :)

>>35963961
I'm gay but I'm going to sleep enjoy the bump

>>35964454
are u cutee

>>35963961
>Hey guys im back here again. Tried to kick off this thread yesterday, we got some people to participate. Well I'm back and I'm just as lonely. Post feelings.
this

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>>35964230
>11 works a blue collar job
you are poor I can tell

>>35966020
Lots of people are

>>35966038
>Lots of people are
yeah but you shouldn't aspire to be one of the poors or to interact with them

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>tfw no friend to have first time with

>choices are get fucked by random asshole off grindr or spend time searching for a 'date' I'd be compatible with (which is no-one)
>or continue being permavirgin

>>35966140
>tfw no friend to have first time with
I-I could be your friend

>>35966890
No you couldn't, I'm an empty husk of a person.

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>>35966943
Not that Anon but I'd fill your husk

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>complaining about no bf in one of the many gay threads
>add some guy just as friends because both no bf
>we talk for a bit and have a decent bit in common
>he's Slavic and a few years younger
>talks really nice but can get aggressive
>I'm a total sub and he can easily dom

What am I getting myself into

:^^)) hmmm Try and get that boipuss anon

>>35967699
sounds like you're getting into something amazing...

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>>35967894
It just seems like it's going a bit fast and he lives in another country. I guess ill just see what happens.

>saw image and wanted to discuss card captor sakura
>it's a general for gays

wtf man

>>35968066
which country is it?! very important

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>>35968131
An eastern European hell hole, I'd rather not say the exact one.

>>35968174
aww...

I understand though

I'm a bit jealous...

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>>35968237
I'm sure you'll find someone anon, just gotta keep looking.

>>35968088
Hey man I love me some Cardcaptor

>>35968305
I hope so! I think I have potential with somebody now but I'm dense and inexperienced so it's hard to understand the situation completely...

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>>35968473
Oh do tell! I can be pretty dense myself but I might be able to give some advice.

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Is there anyone else who likes little girls and adult men?

>>35968546
A lot of signs would signal it's something more than friends, I think, but I asked if it was and he said he wasn't sure but he also thought it was already more than friends and that he hoped it was...

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>>35968654
He wants to be bfs it's obvious! Go be his bf anon

>>35968654
Touch his butt already Anon live life to it's fullest

>>35968724
Really? You don't need anymore than that?

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>>35968875
No! Take the risk, it's worth at least trying

>>35969098
I mean i asked him if wanted to, he didn't give me a solid answer either way...

>>35969163
Hmm, well you can either press the issue or just hope it works. Not much else to do, there's definitely feelings there though

>>35969376
> there's definitely feelings there though

that makes me so antsy with excitement... I think I should just hope it works and keep reminding him how important he is since he's really shy and insecure, but I'm not 100% sure...

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>>35963961
> gay thread
> posts straight girl from an anime full of homos

You sure you aren't prison gay nigga?

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>>35969472
That might be your best bet, just keep the idea in his mind and he'll come to the conclusion on his own.

>>35969663
it's just very anxious...

>>35969785
Get drunk then see what happens

>>35969904
he gets really upset when im drunk

>>35969972
Get him drunk then, anon you're gonna have to do something.

>>35969986
I can't make him do that.. he lives far away

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>>35963961
>met spanish anon on omegle
>we both wanted to move to canada
>get along
>eventually start talking lewd for hours
>made him cum two, three times
>he disconnects

It could've been it anon if you're reading this. It was all real but you left.

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>>35964230
Here's my dream bf:
>feminine, thin body
>soft round face
>long hair
>hairless body
>lewd beyond belief but loyal
>virgin
>submissive
>games or would want to get into games with me
>other similar interests

Where are the femboys / pre-HRT boys at.

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>>35970014
I dunno what to tell you then anon, if you don't do anything you'll regret it

>>35970162
I have been doing stuff!

I think 4chan made me gay.... Or somehow unearthed my repressed homosex feelings

I want to dicc a femboy but every other day i want to be that femboy getting dicced

Wat do

>>35970237
>i want to be that femboy getting dicced
Choose this one and be mine.

>>35970347
Im 6'5, hairy and fat

>>35970384
Stop being fat and hairy then and take grillpills.

>>35970421
No you be my fem boy

>>35970448
Nah I don't roll like that. I could be physically, but I'm not sub or femlike

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>tfw finally get a bf
>tfw it's not all its supposed to be
>tfw you've been fighting with him for two days now
Kill me

>>35970845
Why are you fighting and not swallowing each other's cummies anon? Is he a robot bf?

>>35970913
He isn't, but he is an LDR. Before we got into a relationship, when we were just friends, I told him a bunch of times that a person being romantic is the most important thing for me in a relationship. I'm incredibly sappy, I write poems and shit for him (professional writefag), leave him all sorts of Sweet things while he's asleep (different time zones), stuff like that. He on the other hand, never ever does anything like that. He's absolutely allergic to it, and it's starting to get really hurtful. He got really pissed when I said that it feels like he doesnt care about our relationship anymore, so I'm pretty sure he still wants to be with me, but he treats me more like a friend than a boyfriend. Then when I bring up that he's really hurting my feelings like this, he decides to punish me for being mad by not talking to me at all.

Sorry if I sound extra normieish today, I'm a bit of a wreck.

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>>35971018
>He isn't
Problem L O C A T E D

You fucked up. Why would a normie be romantic? They are so used to sex it's casual for them. It means nothing. There's a robot boy out there who would be grateful to leave sappy stories for you when you sleep.

>>35971047
He is a channer if that means anything.

I wish I could find one, it seems like everyone hates that.

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>>35971305
>I wish I could find one
Well hi.

>>35971346
Will you be mine to cuddle forever and confess my undying love to?

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>>35971492
Everything is yours anon. Cuddles, lewdness, rough sex.

But... are you still a virgin?

>make grindr
>cute boys message
>literally shake with anxiety and close the app

My birth was a mistake

>>35971593
Pfft, a tall, sorta Chad looking guy like me, a virgin?
Yes, kissless too

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>>35971698
But are you a Chad dom or a cute femboi sub?
This answer is very important.

>>35971728
By the lack of anime pictures posted, you can assume I'm a Chad tier dom.

>Straight dude
>Really want to suck a dick

Am I fucked

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>>35971774
Then I'm sorry anon. I like cute femboi subs. I'm not a sub myself.

Peace be with you

>>35971961
I wish many femboys to you Anon, may the force be with you.

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>be biscum
>get gf
>can't be honest with her and tell her I like things in my butt or she'll think I'm a faggot