Alcohol thread

>>35963227
I see an ulcer in your future

>>35963227
I can't even look at vodka without feeling all the times I puke drinking it. I can't even handle a couple shots because my body says nope we are not drinking and pukes that shit immediately up. I guess I have to stick to weak beers and even then it's a nausea trip.

Nothing.

I quit drinking two moths because it was taking over my life.

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>>35963423
I feel this way about rum. Love gin or vodka, but just looking at rum makes me a little bit nauseous.

Right now I'm drinking this because I told my mom about a nice orange IPA I had the other day and she gave me some from her dedicated fridge filled with beer when I visited. Alcoholic parents are great sometimes.

I'm trying chardonnay seriously for the first time - could never stand it before, fell for the perfume meme. Need to sell it to rich folks.
>>35963470
Good job. How do you feel now? Bored?

>>35963227

Maker's Mark.

How long did it take you to drink all those bottles?

Wild turkey 101

>>35963515

Nope.

I've actually accomplished quite a lot in the last couple of months. I've read a dozen books, improved my language skills, and increased my contracted writing output from 10 articles per month to 40.

Waking up without a hangover every day is great.

>>35963227
Sobleski is good shit. Wish i could still drink it. Developed a weird allergy to certain potato vodkas.

>>35963423
The trick is to quell your instincts and remember you're just drinking something that tastes like gasoline-infused mouthwash, but is actually harmless when it goes down. 'bout to take my nth shot of the night. Cheers famicom.

>>35963579
It's a mind over matter situation. I think I will avoid drinking on an empty stomach next time. that might have caused me problems.
>tfw your parents won't let you syote alcohol in their fridge freezer
anyone drink at room temp lads?

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>>35963227
I want to drink but I took some aspirin and acetaminophen will I die?

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>>35963533
a month

original

>>35963565
>weird allergy to certain potato vodkas

what happens when you drink it? sobieski is made with rye, by the way

>>35964152

Bro...you gotta cut back or stop. Continuing to drink that much is going to kill you.

>>35963423

Same. Rum and beer is all I can handle. Love the feeling of whiskey and absinthe but the taste makes me vomit

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>>35964152
>17 jugs in 30 days

Lol op is gonna die soon

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Black velvet, It's not good, but it's cheap and I can get it in 1000 ml bottles which is good. If I have the bigger ones I'll keep drinking the next day.

I give my self one night a week to get fully fucking lit. If I don't curb myself I end up like op's pic.

Op do your thing but as long term drunk, make sure you're taking some vitamins. I take a multi vit, magnesium, super b complex, and milk thistle.

>>35963227
Keystone Light tonite.

its always that or PBR

>>35964463

what benefit does milk thistle have?

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>>35964384

You don't understand the resilience of the human liver my dude, I've been drinking only slightly less than that for 6 years and I'm currently only suffering bowel movement issues(Adobe clay acid shits that singe my asshole everyday).

All my drinking occurs from around 11pm to 5am though, so maybe my liver gets some time to heal I dunno.

>>35964463

I'd add omega-3 fishoil caplets into that too, helps with heart health and anxiety which alcohol can fuck with as well.

>>35964549
Helps with liver. The pill bottle will say *good for liver health but unproven by fda*. But it absolutely does help.

>Mix two shots of whiskey into a tall glass of old cider
>4 standard drinks in a single glass I can swallow in one go

Absolute genius.

>>35964601
For sure. I just bought a big bottle today. And yes drinking fucks with anxiety.

I was just giving a starting plan of vitamins, I would also add melatonin if you need help sleeping cause drinking can fuck yr sleep system.

>>35964573

>currently

Your liver is not healing. It's only going to get worse.

I wish alcohol properly cured loneliness. Although it does help, I still have that desire within to find someone to spend my time with, and this situation only seems even more muddy when I realize that, even if I were not lonely, I'd still end up drinking rather than doing activities with my partner.

What the fuck ever, I'm going to drink more whiskey.

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>tfw I'm a light weight

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>>35964766
>lightweight
try 5 shots and i'm done

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>>35964727
I feel you.

Just human nature I guess.

just some asahi tall boys.

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I drank a bit under two thirds of a bottle of vodka last night, going to finish the rest off tonight while playing a game or something.

Does anyone else get extremely horny when they're hungover? I don't know why it happens, but I'll spend the whole day with a half-chub and masturbating once an hour yet I only jerk off maybe once every 3 days normally. It also happens if I'm really sick too.

>>35963227
>Sobieski
No, you made the best decision.

Fuck Grey Goose and any """deluxe""" brands like the American "handmade" stuff.

>>35965660
Tito's is good, but Sobieski is definitely the best cheap vodka.

who else got weak tastebuds
i can drink a normal amount but the taste of liquor makes me vomit so i have to drink beers or baby sips to start

>>35963227
>vodka
Jesus Christ millennials

14 months sober tomorrow. feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>35963227
I drank 2 bottles straight the other night. Really wish I hadn't

Kraken and cola. It helps me escape most of my worries but the one that doesn't go away is my fucking horniness.

>>35965678
I can't handle beer so I drink hard liquor to get there quicker. I do sort of like whisky though.

I've become a really cautious drinker after an episode of >>35964766 and it is killing my ability to have a good time with other people. Doesn't help that they only drink the faggiest mixed cocktails possible which always manage to taste awful.

>>35965670
I've never felt that vodka is like whisky or wine in that it tastes better the more money you put into it. Since Sobieski is so cheap while keeping the glass bottle, splurging on Vodka isn't necessary in my opinion.

Johnny Walker Black on the rocks, kinda cliche whisky but it's a great go to. Wish i had some Bulleit instead though.

>>35965788
most people i know just do simple mixed drinks but i cant drink them because i still taste the alcohol
might as well chase it works better for me

>>35965788
I agree and disagree. I like Sobieski specifically because it has flavor, with it being a quality rye vodka. I feel like mainstream premium vodkas do their best to make the spirit have as little flavor as possible, which is something I really don't like since I drink my spirits neat.

>>35963227
I used to drink a pint of whiskey a day and I would do dumb shit and get arrested. I fought 2 cops on different occasions and the last time I got black out drunk I woke up in the hospital. I decided to stop drinking.

>>35965821
I chase beer with bourbon. Does that count?

>>35965869
no way i could do that lmao
would burn my stomach

>>35965839
I noticed that about popular vodkas as well. My opinion on American stuff soured when one friend gave me this moderately priced "homemade" stuff (not Titos, some brand imitating homemade moonshine with the bottle) and I couldn't taste anything besides the burn.

I like my drinks neat as well and I get shit for it. I hate people constantly throwing ice cubes at me just so they have an excuse to say "on the rocks" like it is some sort of patrician choice.

>>35965821
I prefer chasing as well, and I introduced that to one guy that was forced to take all these horrible pineapple Spritetinis all night. Had him chase bourbon with cola and he enjoyed it, despite hating alcohol like you.

>>35965966
chasing helps ease the burning in my stomach too
i really am weak

>>35965660
i have a bottle of belvedere that i keep for special occasions

theres 500ml left of a 700ml bottle.
ive had it since 2015

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Finishing off this bottle of liquid liquorice, then on to some ruby port I have left.

Budweiser...... Yuuum