How many of you are rural or suburban retards?

>>35960927
>rural
im a rural retard. its pretty boring, but there are colleges nearby with many students

Rural as fuck. No friends because of it. Shitty internet. Can't move out. Recently developed fear of working due to really bad experience that required me to quit. In spite of this I have a degree.

At this point I'm more afraid of working than wanting friends.

>>35960927
>How many of you are 99.9% of the population of the civilized world?
Fixed.

>>35960927
>agoraphobic socially-maladapted autist living with boomer parents in remote rural area with no license and no close friends
I have little hope

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>>35960927
Buffalo, South Dakota reporting in.

Look it up in google maps if you want to see how remote I am.

Now consider the life of an anime/vidya obsessed mentally ill autist on government checks without a drivers license.

Yeah.

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>tfw grew up in 99% white school
WHY COULDN'T I GO TO A VIOLENT INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOL AND GET STABBED FOR STICKING UP FOR MYSELF, WHY?!

>>35962079
good fucking original heavens

Rural Kentucky robot reporting in. The nature and space are nice, but everything else sucks.

>>35961048
>>35961750
Are you me? All of that applies to me except for the work thing, kind of. Been working at a place since Wednesday before last. Don't know how long it will last but I don't care anymore. This job sucks ass and I think I can finally find one now after years of struggling with this type of thing.

>>35960927
Yeah I am suburban retard

Suburbs of socal reporting in

Now that I'm stuck in a university town, all I want is to live in a rural area.

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I can't play Battlefield because no ping and i shit in a 5 gallon bucket.

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Suburbs. 10 years of city living. I like the boring leave me alone lifestyle now.

>>35960927
Hays, KS reporting

>>35960927
>living in jew york city

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I'm a suburban WHITE MALE of above average intelligence

Montana here.

>>35963835
Same here, I'm not sure whether we were better off than rural or urban upbringings, but I think it's alright.

>implying suburban or rural people are more retarded than anyone dumb enough to live in a city

>>35964099
If I were to guess, I would think that suburbs have the highest average intelligence, since most middle class to rich people don't want to live in cities or rural areas. Plus cities are full of low-IQ demographics, do that lowers them down quite a bit.

>>35960927
Nothing wrong with it tbhh
I can do all sorts of useless shit
like sewing,fixing broken shit,drinking beer,talking about cars,talking about politics,sitting on my ass 14 hours a day because there's nothing else to do,cooking in cast iron cookware.

I wish I lived in an Urban area, a big city like Portland or Seattle. Comfy as heck