ITT Post and Discuss your Sexual Experiences

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>>35959555
The closest thing I've had to a sexual experience was when I was elementary school age, and me and my friend touched penises.
>Tfw the closest to sexual experience I've had is gay

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>>35959733
Is this what elementary school friends do? I wouldn't know.

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Drunk cousin got in bed with me and we touched each other's dicks but then I chickened out.

>be at work staff party from shitty part time job I was forced to get
>QT 18 yr old blonde is there, looks hot
>throw together some broscience redpill alpha shit and drunken courage to her since she doesn't know better and it works
>she lives across the street, invites me back
>so drunk I throw up in the street, can barely walk
>get into her house, throw up there too.
>lie on sofa, can't lift arms or head.
>pulls out total whisky dick, puts it in mouth / yanks on it super hard then has the audacity to ask why it isn't hard.
>pass out

I basically got raped lel

>>35960081
How old were you at the time?
Original comment do not steal

>>35960350
17, I remember that night cause it's the only time I ever got touched by another person like that.

>>35960054
I'm straight, and yeah, I touched like 4 dudes' penises in elementary school.

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>>35960408
Maybe my lack of penis touching in elementary school is why I have shy bladder sydrome and general anxiety around nudity now.

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>Visited SteamBF in Europe
>Cuddled, frotted, fucked, sucked, kissed, hugged and fapped each other for the entire week
Feels really fantastic, even now.

>>35959555
>Got sucked off by neighbor boy when I was like 4-5
>ate out my cousin and sister when I was 6-7
>moved, other new neighbor boy sucked me off for a few seconds then I chickened out when it was my turn
>used to sneak in sisters room while she was sleeping and gently grab her boobs and jerk it
>lost virginity to super sloot with snaggle tooth and incredibly stinky vagoo when I was 15
man I had a fucked up childhood

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>>35959555
>be me
>be kissless virgin with no sexual experiences
get off my board normie scum

>>35960541
What is frottling?
Also I'm very envious.

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>>35960580
Where you rub dicks together.

>>35960580
frotter is to rub in french
and jesus what am i doing here why is everything so gay

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>>35959733
>tfw friends used to grope each other all the time as part of acting out and trying to be the class clowns
>tfw the closest thing to a sexual experience I've had is having a guy pretend to hump me and grab my crotch
it actually did work though I made more friends than ever my last year of hs not giving a fuck and purposely acting dumb as fuck

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>>35960608
das gei mayne

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>>35960608
>hair
absolutely disgusting

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>>35960741
>Wanting to pretend you're fucking a girl with a dick
It's hotter knowing it's a guy. After all who knows guys better than other guys?

>>35960877
But your completely wrong I'm a guy and I shave completely, hair around your dick is just disgusting looking, it completely ruins the aesthetic that makes dicks attractive

>>35960908
Body hair is nice. My bf agrees.