Is there anything better than being tall and/or handsome?

>>35957798
I would lick her pussy for 3 hours

>>35957798
Being rich, tall and handsome
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>>35957848

I don't think she'd want you to. Just saying. Unless you're

>tall and/or handsome

>>35957798
Being tall, handsome, and white.

I'd like to be under that table so I could see what her pussy looks like pressed up on the glass

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Being short, bald, indian, ugly and fat is objectively the best feel.

>>35957926

I'm all except I stopped going bald on RU58841 and I'm only skinnyfat.

Life is amazing.

why why FUCKING why do girls love starbucks so much

>>35958128
liking coffee is a personality trait they need to pad their profile

>>35957798
being dead would be better

>>35958229

Why would you want to be dead if you could live on easy mode? Easy mode life must be fun as hell.

Being that table

>>35957798
i'm tall but overweight

i dont get attention much
its all about keeping in shape, having attractive face and being confident.

height doesn't matter, just a small bonus. rarely if ever a dealbreaker

>>35957798
I'm tall and a permavirgin

>>35958409
just to let you know I'm 6 foot 4

tall, slim, educated nonvirgin reporting in

> Semi ugly and broke, lel

Get with the program normies

Im Tall, Rich, but im ugly, No girls want me. Good Looking people have such an advantage over everyone

I'm 6'1 handsome and have legit autism

I'm handsome but low/average height at 5'9 and ambiguously brown (Spainish/Russian mix)
But i live in Australia where the average white height is 6ft. I should just go for brown/asian girls.

Weird......That looks alot like my brothers apartment

I'm 6 foot flat and handsome enough that I could probably swoon your girl. It's nice, but honestly sex doesn't really do much to alleviate the emptiness you feel inside and relationships are only as valuable as the people in them, you'll find a lot of people live with limited value.

>>35957798
Finding jesus

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6'3, healthy and pretty confident. People say I look attractive, of course the problem is I don't like roasties and finding a woman to bear my children that I enjoy being around is surprisingly hard. KHV, but I could lose it if I wanted to fairly easy I believe.

>>35959000
Same, the girl in the picture looks extremely like my sister so I had to stare at it for a minute to realize it's someone else.

>>35958128
do NOT talk to me before I've had my coffee xD

>>35959108

gas yourself, normalfaggot

>tfw piece of shit in every respect known to man but at least i'm handsome and 6 foot 4
I don't even have to try.

>>35957798
Being able to interact with people and make friends.

>>35957798

not being insecure about how attractive or how tall you are.

Being small and cute

>>35957798
IMPORTANT QUESTION IMPORTANT QUESTION IMPORTANT QUESTION

WHEN A GIRL SITS ON A TABLE LIKE THAT, IS HER ASSHOLE OR PUSSY OR BOTH TOUCHING THE SURFACE?

>>35959291
Are you retarded?
If you sit on a table, is your ads hole pressed against it? Is it pressed against your underwear when you sit in a chair?

>>35959356
well yes actually

one time i put lipstick on my asshole and then sat on a towel and boom, lipstick on the towel, so yeah

>I'm tall
>I'm handsome
>I've got a big cock

life sucks/depressed/no sex drive

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>tfw tall and grotesquely ugly

I want nothing but death