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>For April Fools Day joke decide to text my Dad telling him

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>For April Fools Day joke decide to text my Dad telling him that I'm gay
>Following conversation is basically him not liking it but still accepting me
>Later on he texts back asking if it was just a prank
>'yep lol'
>he's pissed but relieved and everybody else in my family had a good laugh
>Turns out he was nearly going to throw up and was going to buy me a prostitute and call a help line

>mfw I realised if I had gone along with it I could've gotten a free prostitute
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>>35957343
>yfw your dad so readily believed the fact you are gay despite the seemingly good job you did hiding it
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I have an idea for you OP.
Pretend to be gay again.
But this time suck a dude's cock.
For good measure get fucked in the ass.
Videotape it and send it your dad.

- Free prostitute!
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>>35957690
Betteryet, suck your dad's dick.

Say "April fools!" after. Your dad will still get your free prostitute, and he'll get a succ out of it
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>>35957768
This


bloxington
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i told my mother i was gay as a joke once

she didn't believe me after when i told her i was joking

2 years later and she still thinks i'm gay
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>>35957768
What a devilish prank anon, I'll have to try this one next year.
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