>For April Fools Day joke decide to text my Dad telling him that I'm gay
>Following conversation is basically him not liking it but still accepting me
>Later on he texts back asking if it was just a prank
>'yep lol'
>he's pissed but relieved and everybody else in my family had a good laugh
>Turns out he was nearly going to throw up and was going to buy me a prostitute and call a help line
>mfw I realised if I had gone along with it I could've gotten a free prostitute
>>35957343
>yfw your dad so readily believed the fact you are gay despite the seemingly good job you did hiding it
I have an idea for you OP.
Pretend to be gay again.
But this time suck a dude's cock.
For good measure get fucked in the ass.
Videotape it and send it your dad.
- Free prostitute!
>>35957690
Betteryet, suck your dad's dick.
Say "April fools!" after. Your dad will still get your free prostitute, and he'll get a succ out of it
>>35957768
This
bloxington
i told my mother i was gay as a joke once
she didn't believe me after when i told her i was joking
2 years later and she still thinks i'm gay
>>35957768
What a devilish prank anon, I'll have to try this one next year.