My girlfriend said she wishes I had a bigger dick.

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>>35952366
poor anon, your dog doesn't count as a gf

>>35952366

It's okay if your GF has a bigger penis than you anon

Did you respond "you too"

>>35952366
Break up time

Lol

Say "I wish you had a more shallow vagina"

>>35952366
Make her wish you had a weaker punch.

>>35952366
>dating a non-virgin
top wew

>>35952455

That's a weak ass response.

That's the thing about having a small dick. There's nothing you can do when someone points it that.

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>>35952366
I wish you had lower expectations :(

>>35952366
Tell her you wish she had a tighter vagina. Drop that whore. Your dick isn't the problem, it's her Grand Canyon pussy walls. Go find a tight concha girl who loves your dick and thinks it's the biggest thing she's ever had in her.

>>35952366
If this is true your only option is to dump her. Its just a matter of time before she cheats. If she at least thought that but kept it to herself there maybe is a chance she'd be faithful, but the fact that she would say that to you out loud means it's over. Save your dignity and get out

>>35952563
are u retarded? Op can just buy a good dildo to use

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Can I have her? thx

>>35952996
>shaving
what an actual faggot

>>35952366
If she said that, she isn't your girlfriend. Drop the whore. Women all keep saying they need bigger dick, did they ever think they just needed a tighter vagina? No, they only care for themselves.

>>35952366

>girlfriend

fuck oreg

>>35952972
>I-im nn-n-not a cuck, I swear
>She won't be fucking other guys while I use a dildo, t-totally

>>35952996
Chad? Do you have a degree? If so, in what?

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>>35953143
Finnish school, college, we don't have majors in college unless you go to "ammati-koulu" = "profession school" where you pretty much study for a specific profession, but it's different from lukio = college

>>35953087
i love this hahahhah

>>35953266
What's your job? organic

>>35953266
hahahah
anon why are you bloating over that dicklet

>>35952366
>A hooker said she wishes I had a bigger dick.
ftfy

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>>35953306
This is Finland, I don't have to work and go to school unless I want extra money

>>35953327
8 inches and 6 around though

>>35952487
Which is why we need the roastie meme to take off. Roasties are genuinely disgusting, we just have to get more people to point it out

>>35953348

So you mean that you're screwing women for beta earned tax money?

>>35953266
>we don't have majors in college
Onhan. Vai mita oikeeen tarkoitat?

>>35952366
Honestly, if I were you and this story is true, I'd have left her upon hearing her say that. Find another girl, dude.

>>35953409
Are you envious cause you live in a shitstain of a country, USA? Your college costs money, you have shit healthcare, and you are forced to take massive student loans, if you go to college that is.

be mad

>>35953441

I am not from USA, but yes, I am envious and mad right now. Fortunately college is cheaper than usa here and my dad could afford it.

>>35953423
ei ole samanlainen kun USA

>>35953500
Nojoo mutta on siella silti se selva linja mita opiskelee.

>there are countries where you don't get paid to study
Feels decent mayne

Did she honestly say that? ...or is someone trying to cause problems in your relationship and told you she said that, when in fact she didn't say that?

>>35953487
good 4 you :) Finland is one of the best countries atm I can't even imagine how sad it must be to pay for college or healthcare

>>35952555
It would be illegal for OP to fuck a 3yo

>>35952487
It's one of the worst qualities one can have. It's about the only thing I can think of that is unchangeable, a biological condition, and yet people feel it's ok to make fun of.
Inb4 dicklet detected.

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>>35952366
>My girlfriend
NORMIE TRASH GET OUT