/britfeel/

First for banning anime

Can't tell if I'm balding or just paranoid, lads.

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join the glorious nation of britfeel (GNOB for short)
we're just having comfy chats and discussing op image and things like that
https://discord.gg/5ngDZ

>>35946537
everyone is balding, some just bald faster and to a greater degree than others

>>35946539
discord is a mistake desu, it created a really uncomfy attitude last time

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>>35946515
Second for compulsory anime

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COME ON

WHERE'S THE FUCKING WAIFUS

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show has a great soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd3EfKSWURA

> official "what are you listening to" post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQxLvdnDOIE

>looking at holidays
>expecting it to be super expensive
>500 pounds for hotel+flight 7 nights, split between two people

not bad

>>35946575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IludPuSUnHE

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>>35946286
w-whats wrong with being a puff. why is everyone such a bully ITT. stop acting like a normie.
>>35946290
p h e w

>>35946572
>show is great
>America wants to remake it
>insists C4 cancels it
>they do
>America remake falls though
>show remains pure
pottery

>>35946596
post a time stamped picture of your hand fatty

want to do HEMA but it feels like i need several degrees more autism to do it

EVERY GAMBLER KNOWS

THAT THE SECRET TO SURVIVING

Considering wanking to Nicki Minaj. Should I kill myself instead?

>>35946641
why do you want to see my hand

>>35946687
Wank to her before and after the surgery, bimboification porn

>>35946693
cause i think you're a fatty pretending to be a femboy

>>35946703
That's actually a fetish of mine. Good idea. Could probably get 3 wanks out of that.

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>>35946561
Calm down lad there's no need to get uppity about it. 'Snot like the lamb sauce is missing or something.

Here's one waifu.

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>>35946553
do you guys like retro?
i'm making a video game (not pictured)

>>35946776
>do you guys like retro?
wjhat is it?

>>35946705
tbf i have got a lil pudge pudge recently..i weigh 9st. i need to start exercising again. + you can think im a fatty if you want lol idc. im just here for the emotional support.

>>35946788
aesthetic? style? form?
how do you not know what retro is?

Amazon said my deliveries out for delivery at 8am

Its half 2 now. Is there still a chance for it to come?

>>35946827
ive had amazon stuff come at 8pm, youve got a while to wait lad

>>35946548
Same with dying.

We're literally aging and closer to death every.... passing.... second....

you are decaying slowly as we speak , and achieved nothing.......... hmm...

>>35946798
I weigh 16st. I can be your pillow. no homo

>>35946827
>>35946827
you tell me mate.
YOU TELL ME.

>>35946808
Seen as you replied to the Discord mention I was wondering if it was a chat app

of course I know what the concept of retro is.

alright lads i'm dead bored
i can drawfag if you make reasonable requests

>>35946868
Kay from Kays Good Cooking as a kawaii anime

>>35946856
ah sorry mate, pressed the wrong button on my keyboard or must have made a mistake/accident

>>35946839
uhm..no thank you...
how the f do you eat so much

>>35946868
wojak literally digging his own grave pls lad

>>35943046
Amercants out Tbh

>>35946798
lol yeah you're not lying at all

>>35946868
Kanye West as one of the monsters from Monster Musume

>>35946978
its been done before!
dunno why people keep asking for this

>>35946889
Eat big to get big. Was 17.5 but dropped for summer.

>>35946672

.... is having two rules and never talking about the first one?

>tfw 13st 5
>big arms and shoulders
>bit of a belly
This is the ideal male body

>>35946672
Song makes me sad desu. Listen to it when walking at night

>>35946978
>>35947032
If its been done someone post it

>>35947031
Intrigued by this concept

god i hate Americans living here
>i love you guy's cutlure i put warchester-SHIRE sauce on everything!

>>35947066
Sounds cuddly. How tall?

>>35947075
>Intrigued by this concept
Not sure which one would be best, up to you senpai. He'd probably dig it as well.

>>35947102
A totally reasonable 5'10

>>35947094
sauce from the shire of warchester? marvelous.

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>>35947094
Americans fascinate me and enrage me at the same time.

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Who else is /slow/? Took me a while to figure out it was and April fools joke.

>got fat then thin then fat then thin again
>now skinny fat with feminine hips

i don't know how to get rid of this hip fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

Thread theme

>>>/f/3230535

AWOOOOOOOO


>>35947149
try being an American Born Chinamin

>>35947030
why do you think im lying
is it bc you have agp prison gay fantasies about being a femboy and now you are projecting that onto me
>>35947045
you must be obese. that cant just b muscle...

cool it lads. NO BULLY, KAY????

>>35947177
why don't you just post a pic of your hand with a timestamp? you've posted your 'face' before so it shouldn't be a problem, you can't get doxxed from a hand

>>35947202
Why don't you find something better to do with your saturday afternoon than trying to prove someone on an anime message board is fat?

the catholic church round the corner has been singing on loud speakers all day. fucking hell lads if i wanted shit like this i'd move to Leicester

>>35947212
mate we could all be doing something better, this is my choice

Moved to Oz 5 years ago to escape Brit neetdom. Miss it. AMA.

>>35947307
When's the last time you got a haircut?

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is there a more reddit day than april 1st? makes me want to kill myself even more than usual tbqh

>>35947307
Was it the incredible job market that made you move?

>>35947319
2 weeks ago. 10 dorra off some spotty chink bird in the shopping centre. Value.

>>35947307
how did you get a visa if you're a dirty pathetic neet scum

>>35947327
Yeah. Pure bullshit, more hours less money here.

>>35947342
Working holiday visa.

>>35947324
It's insufferable how much effort gets put into this shit.

draw mummy may flicking her bean to hentai? sat at a computer chair

Every Australian I've ever met has been unbearable.

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Working title for pub. What you reckon?

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>>35947177
Just for you.
Am obese according to BMI.

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no friends or people to do anything with lads.

where did it all go wrong?

Was it mental illness? It's mental illness isn't it...

>>35947324
I've not been outside or on many sites. Any thing """"""hilarious"""""" happening?

>>35947393
blimey lad, what do they feed you?!

>>35947391
The Aussies here aren't as insufferable as the backpacker Aussies

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>>35947392
its a freddo not a pepe
britfrogs only
be nice pls
maybe one of the more talented lads can do it nicely

>>35947395
did you used to have friends?

>>35947423
big group of friends and large amount of acquaintances.

Kill me.

>>35947440
wow, what happened? orisususrr

someone was doing a better rendering of the inside of the pub the other day. any updates on that?

>>35947398
no idea, just woke up and have seen several links/stories to cringeworthy obvious shit

>>35947440
still hope for you then lad, some of us have always been wierd outsiders even as kids

>>35947393
i'd suck you off tbqh

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>>35947395
>Literally 1 friend
>Look forward to seeing them the one time a week i do

>>35947486
>>35947398
Actually i've just noticed they've merged /pol/ and /mlp/, thats quite entertaining I guess

>>35947465


I'm not full sure.

I think my depression, insecurities and paranoia made me an extremely boring/insufferable/weird person to be around and slowly people ditched me one by one.

Not sure how to come back from this considering I'm pretty much housebound out of anxiety/depression.

>>35947440

not totally sure I can come back from this lad.

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Pls don't make weird requests

>>35947532
do you know how to curse real swords?

>>35947514
then yeah it sounds like mental illness played a huge part.. you can come back from this but you might not have as vibrant a social life as you did before.. are you getting any help ?

>>35947512
>they've merged /pol/ and /mlp/
This is great. /pol/ finally knows when they shit up every other board.

>>35947570
Yes of course!

Maybe, I have no idea what you're asking.

>>35947066
I'm 13st 3, taller than you and I have a fucking huge belly you liar

>>35947627
I actually lift and dont eat like a pig. So there.

>>35947603
well you know what a real sword is?

and if you played games or watch movies you know what a cursed sword is right?

I simply need you to curse a real sword

>>35947638
ok, can give it a shot. might take a mo
i think i know what you mean

>>35947634
just post your goddamn belly

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thirsty anon heres my feet / legs emjoy

>>35947393
aaaaaa how tall are you
kind of hot desu

>>35947571

I'm trying to get help. but unfortunately the NHS is shit when it comes to mental health problems.

I've literally been on 4 different antidepressants, sleeping tablets and diazepam over the course of a few months whilst trying to find something that works... but under a GP.

You think they'd have referred me to a specialist/psychiatrist by now so I can get proper care. But just doesn't seem the NHS has got the capability unless you actively try and commit suicide or something.

>>35947665
good, what kind of rates do you charge?

>>35947669
Fine give me a minute. It's gonna be a shitty webcam photo though.

>>35947673
>still can't provide a timestamp
lmao liar

>>35947680
it's all love baby ;)

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Rough sketch

Refugee from Brit/pol/ here. The ponies were shitting up our board.

Fuck I hate Saturdays

>>35947732
go back please, we've had enough britpol for the last week

>>35947767
Don't be a cuck mate

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Age a freedom laddo

>>35947767
Seriously, the bullying against members of /pol/ is getting way out of hand, especially since /pol/ are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in creating OC.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only member of /pol/ who finds it hard to take pride in this board after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my board from insecure losers here. Why not bully /tv/ or /g/? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little board? /b/ get bullied less than us and yet we are the less degenerate board on 4chan.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful !

Would you call a polack a "racist"(disgusting word) to his face? Would you say to a kind,peaceful and hard working salt of the earth polack man that they are a "nazi"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
Your destroying 4chan, your dividing boards against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So l encourage you to stop now!

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>>35947681
>>35947669
It's not great I suppose but permabulking is God's way.

/pol/ are like those chavs that bother you for a fiver to get the bus home or some shit and keep pestering you and say 'Don't be a dicked mate, gimme a fiver' as if they're being reasonable.

very entitled

>>35947800
I didnt read any of this I just want you to know you're a faggot.

>>35947673
>Lives in a fucking caravan

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Taste English steel, knave

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>>35947706
i gave you what you want stop being such a cunt

>>35947724
>>35947799
>>35947846
True art mate. Nice

>>35947829
i have no shame anymore

>>35947847
that isn't what i asked though, how hard is it to write on a piece of paper with the date and time on? lmao

>>35947732
It's disgraceful. This won't be forgotten quickly. We'll have to get revenge on /mlp/ for this.

>>35947871
wel i would have to go the shop to buy sticky notes which is just long
and i only have a yellow sharpie so you probly wont even be able to read it. + im not getting out of bed for you eat my ass.

>>35947947
y-yes i'll eat your ass

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yaargh ye blackguard! be with us or be dead!

>>35947817
fair amount of dough
you could do with a cut
(not that kind)

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i shall smite thee in the name of the king!

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>>35947947
just drive your caravan lmao liar

>>35947970
You're probably right but no one is going to see me with my shirt off anytime soon so I lack the motivation.

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>tfw banned from all boards for 5 days

The things they made me do lads

>>35947673
6'1
>>35947947
Pretty please
>>35947846
Can we get him holding an English flag?

>>35947985
I went from being a landwhale NEET khv to being a skinny NEET khv
for seemingly no reason
cept now I have stretch marks and loose skin, joy

>>35947986
You shouldn't have broken the rules,

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>>35947960
lol cuck
>>35947984
i have nothing to prove to you senpai find someone else to annoy lol i showed you my feet for ur wank bank now fuck off

>>35948066

not him, but I got banned for 3 days for posting a picture of Elliot Rodger in /lit/

>>35947947
bad excuses. you dont need sticky notes

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Here you go britfriend

>>35948087
what am i just supposed to tear up a job application i rly dont care if you think i exist or not not my issue.

>>35948105
his expression is traumatised because hes seen the horrors of war
the flag is behind him to symbolise he always thinks of his home land
one of the arms of the cross is behind his head to symbolise his rest is in god, king and country (metaphorically like a hug or embrace)

What movie should I suggest if I want my gf to come over and watch something tonight? Might suggest the Oasis movie Supersonic because she's already resigned herself to being forced to watch it at some point

Also, my IBS went crazy last week so I'm trying to stay in whenever I can and take no medication to reset things. Gonna have to tell gf about it tonight and see if she can accept that I'll always have this problem

> REEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

No, I'm a robot who sometimes manages to live a normie life. Ultimately my stomach and/or mental health ends every relationship I have and takes me back to loneliness and misery

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>>35948066
I assumed /tv/ was NSFW

I posted picture related saying it was Spider-Man Homecoming concept art

>>35948131
use bog roll or something dumb dumb

>>35948167
>>35948066
I once got banned from /pol/ because I showed my dick to prove I wasnt jewish.

>>35948194
let us see, i think you're jewish to be honest

really want to drink some beers today... but i know its a slippery slope

>>35948194
You sound pretty Jewish to me
This >>35948249

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>>35948291
>>35948249
ffs fine you're lucky I'm in a weird mood

>>35948328
god damnit i wanted to see DICK

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Nigel Farage is my waifu

How to force myself to study lads?

>>35948152
>tfw no gf to watch oasis docs with

kill me lol

>>35948362

what is it you're studying?

Turning off 4chan is a fucking start

Thinking of getting high and watching Bladerunner. Never really sat down and watched it properly.

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>>35948184
lol i dont use toilet paper i make thirsty cucks schlurp my faeces filled anus

>>35948380
so many excuses lmao

>>35948362
Personally I've totally divorced any and all work from my bedroom. I force myself to go to the library and I've got a lot less to distract myself with

>>35948362
Get away from internet capable terminals and stop trying.

The more you try to learn the less you learn so just chill out and read. Hopefully the suns out for you too.

I've been sitting reading about the effects of the French Revolution on what was to become Germany. Pretty comfy.

Sadly came upstairs to get a wider amount of source material and have lost an hour to 4chan.

>>35948386
so much thirsttttt

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>>35948351
>tfw no pearfu

>Be racist
>Find /pol/
>See every white poster act like a nigger
>Most of the non-white flags are quite civilised

>>35948441
>every white poster
Do you mean every American? The board would be a lot more bearable without them.

>>35948441
how can you act like a nigger on an anime imageboard

>>35948365

I'd watch it with you, lad

> mfw I cry at the end because I just want them to be friends again

>>35948403
>>35948372
>>35948362
Politics and history, pls no bully. I might be the best procrastinator ever

>>35948472
englishmen are pretty much the only peoples in the whole entire that can legitimately claim whiteness due to our island history
everyone else is literally niggers

>>35948482
Are you enjoying it at least.

I'm tempted to study History and Languages but I'll be fucking 30 by the time i get to Uni. I think that disqualifies you as the best procrastinator already.

>>35946539
Can i get the new link? It expired.

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i really love the crystal maze lads

>>35948515
You clearly haven't been to an English city recently.

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https://discord.gg/dvEkcPG
this link should not expire :(
no going back now lads

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P E R M A N E N T
L I N K

>>35948436
looks ripe desu

>>35948480
>tfw when the britfeel lads will never be in a champagne supernova in the sky

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>>35948597
ikr so many muslamics multiple english citys will be isis territorys in the next 2 years enoch powell was right screencap this post rip g8 briain :'(

im going to japan with 2 other autists from anime club lads, there for 2 and a bit weeks.

were not going to survive

>>35948404
why are you still posting

oregano

>>35948758
>unironically being a cuck

Fucking robot cunt let me post

Subpar /britfeel/ today lads

literal playground tactics

If you don't hate black people you're a cuck is literally the same as kids saying don't do X, Y or Z because it's gay.

So pathetic.

>>35948857
Lol ur a cuck, cuckboi

>>35948877
we're all on discord ;)
joking, its always subpar

>>35948829
why shouldnt i
>>35948857
fucking libcuck enoch powell was right i have a right to be upset...literally makes me cry thinking about how white working class paradieses like luton and bradford are now muslamic isalmist hellholes

>>35948896
Nah, the threads that run from 9PM-2AM are usually prime.

This particular thread is pure shit

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>Finally get the energy to go and get a haircut
>Sit down, look in the mirror
>Realise how fucking ugly I am
>Have to stare at my stupid face for ages
>Suddenly start thinking of funny stuff because my brain hates me too
>Trying to physically restrain my mouth from laughing
>My face alternates between an autist, a grinning maniac and something from Garry's Mod
>All the while trying to make small talk with the hairdresser
>She doesn't even do that good a job
>Somehow manage to sperg out while paying too
>Virginwalk home and hide
Why the fuck can't I be normal?

>>35948932
A true robot buys his own clippers and gives himself a buzzcut every few weeks.

>>35948956
true robot doesn't cut his hair desu

>>35948956
want mummy to cut off my ponytail but she won't do it because she says it will look shit but it already does and it's not like i leave the house anywhere

got two spots right on the corner of my lip and i cant pop them yet so they're just there looking fucking awful

thought horrible face spots were meant to stop once you got past your teen years fuck this shit

>>35948962
You know nothing, baka desu

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E N O C H P O W E L L W A S R I G H T

>>35948991
>spots

Wut. Also, stress can bring them on, or eating greasy food and then rubbing your hands all over your face

@35948998
go to britpol dickhead

>>35948524
Yeah I am which feels fucking weird. There's pensioners in some of my classes who look they won't make it you'd be fine

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who /lufc/ here?

>>35949047
right here lad


original commento

>>35949047
glory glory leeds united lad

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>>35949075
>>35949064
good lads, its /ouryear/, we're going up

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>>35949064
>>35949075
A sport for lowtest pussies

i'm actually quite liking masterchef lads, wish i could cook some tasty nosh

>>35949100
you can taste my nosh if you want lad

by nosh i mean my penis

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enoch powell probably liked qt shota too desu
>Before entering politics, Powell was a classical scholar, becoming a full professor of ancient Greek at the age of 25.

>>35949097
could monk be /ourguy/? gonna be watching th game?

>>35948194
Must have triggered the cutfags

>>35948932
>Desperately need a haircut
>Not looking forward to the "Oh has it been a while since you last had one"
OBVIOUSLY YOU CUNT WHY DO YOU THINK IM HERE

he's a pedo too lmao couldn't make it up

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Strawpoll time!

Do you watch anime?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12652947

>>35949154
ofcourse

>>35949099
name a better sport, unless your supporting a top6 paki/nigger/chinese bandwagon team like man united or arsenal its fine

>>35948932
>virginwalk

How do virgins walk and why?

>>35949181

No, I'm not some fedora tipping weeb

>>35949176
I get a 1 back and sides twice a year.

Most of them seem to take my length of my hair as an insult half the time. I do resent getting my hair cut tho.

>>35949179
i only like boys from adolescence onwards not rly a pedo. probly wouldnt risk going under the age of consent just out of principle. older boys can be shota too if they have the right looks. lrn2 hellenistic love plebeian.

>>35949183
hiping for a decent win, they were so salty last time

>>35946539
>using spyware
>using VOIP
>gaymer shit
fuck off

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>go into town for a few things
>people there look as though they're straight out of a Jeremy Kyle episode
The chavs have been breeding tbqh

The Ayys have ruined my anus this time, lads.

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>>35949271
they've been shittalking all week, jaap stam is salty scum, huddersfield lost aswell so 3points would be massive

>>35949322
went to sports direct for some running shoes the other day, still haven't fucking recovered, reminded me why I didn't leave the house at all for over a year. Theres way more foriegners here than there was when I used to leave the house more in like 2011, big families full of them not speaking a word of english. Didn't realize how correct /pol/ was till I started going outside again

I want to fuck pole-a-boo t b q h

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Never ever gonna see my team win again.

It was nice to go and see them on the bus with the trophy though.

>>35949429
Has he even posted a pic of himself that is recent?

>>35949290
you're using spyware unless you use linux...
nobody here has even used VOIP. and why the f are you against gayming?

>>35949460
>this triggers the Liverpool fan

>>35949496
>unless you use linux...
I do
>why the f are you against gayming?
I'm not I'm against shit that's marketed to gaymers it's usually cancer take all of razer for example

>>35949513
Fuck Liverpool they had their time to shine in the past

>>35949562
Um, ew? Stop replying to me.

>>35949576
so no decent reply? just a shitpost because you can't defend discord?

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>>35949587
What's the matter, did I hurt your fee-fee's?

>>35949408
yeah he seemed upset he wasnt gettting a friendly welcome as a former man u player. scenes when berardi scores his first goal tho lad

>>35949614
not really, just don't want other anons to join some spyware infested meme

>>35949408
I was browsing some facebook chav profiles the other day, and they all stated their dream job as working at sports direct.

>>35949629
Stop replying to me. Now.

>Limmy's Show
>Scottish Humour

gies yoeur laptop

>>35949666
nah I'm good pal

>>35949630
for the discounts i expect.
employers often check the fb pages of employees... they must really want those sneakers and trackies


>>
>>35949629
>>35949666

oi you lads stop bitching.

we can all chat civil like here, irc or discord.


and discord was marketed to gamers cus gamers supported it and asked for it!
it was a good product/service and quite successful even before it became famous

if you have nothing to hide, that's all the better really imo

don't know why you're hating on discord. it was a product that catered to, appealed to and fulfilled gamers/nerds

>>35949723
Fine. Tell me about your day, then.

>>35949736
Lol shut the fuck up you normie cunt

>>35949766
hilarious! this is the best post in all of 4chan!

>>35949627
>tfw kermorgant actually scored

end it

>>35949630
they treat their workers like absolute shite aswell, Its just depressing asking them for anything or going to the checkout, you can tell they're complete retards who are probably on zero hours contracts or something

>>35949736
>if you have nothing to hide
right so no racism no offensive jokes and no talking about anything illegal, that sounds fun and not restricted to fuck

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>>35949576
>Um, ew
leave this place immediatly, roastie

>>35949794
can we not have cozy chats and comfy bantz and leave all the edgey stuff in 4chan, for instance?

>>35949782
pedraza shouldve scored
>tfw

>>35949836
the fact everythings logged means some people won't be able to give out any personal info and for some people being spied on isn't comfy at all

>>35949794
i dont agree with the "if you have nothing to hide" argument, but most anons here dont use linux, and don't protect their privacy as well as they could (like using google and not blocking javascripts etc) so why the fuss over discord? hating on discord is a meme dude. discord is not some special spyware any more so than most applications on windows. I was trying to argue (before being busy doing something else and not replying) that if you are arguing against anon's using discord, you may as well argue against anons using windows and..


to verify you arent a robot on 4chan you need to allow a javascript provided by google.

so everything you post here is being fed to google, along with your ip unless you ghost that, which again, I dont think most anons do.

so convince everyone not to use 4chan then..

>>35949867
yes, well there are other forums for chat such as chans and irc, private and direct messaging...
lets just use what we got in the way we can, eh?
i agree with your point though

>>35946622
dubs checkd


originallo

discord strikes a good balance between anonymity and social media..
its not fb, its not chan, its sort of in-between, with memes and persistent IDs

>>35949884
and also most fibreoptic cables's data are being intercepted by 5eyes.

so worrying about discord is like worrying about pretty much everyfucking else. our privacy is breached, it takes some extroadinary measures to circumvent this.

>>35949884
>to verify you arent a robot on 4chan you need to allow a javascript provided by google.
not if I bought a pass with buttcoin and block google javascript and I use a vpn for all my traffic as well as DNScrypt - the issue I'm trying to raise is if something isn't secure or private some anons won't be able to talk properly or get comfy because everything they say is recorded and linked to them

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Spent all day in various discords making new friends with people to make pixel art on /r/place

From Kanye west album covers, to stupid frogs. Now I hop on 4chan and find out hiroshimoot nuked /pol/ and merged it with pony, as a /v/ fag who's sick of pol raids every fucking day this has got to be the best day I've had as a worthless neet in ages.

Fucking grand.

>>35950014
>tfw /r9k/ wasnt merged with anyone and remains forever alone

>>35949950
but what im saying is that this is the case for 4chan too, unless they take the measures you do.

>>35950122
I assume theirs more than one paranoid person on britfeel so you limit the people that'll join

got a girl to my house lads, she found my baby pictures and is now taking a picture of ALL of them, how do i make her stop?

>>35950225
call her a roastie
desu

>>35950225
Tell her you find it offensive

>>35950225
call her a pedofile

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how do I position my blinds so that my neighbours above can't see in? 2nd one right?

>>35950233
>>35950245
>>35950263
shes sassing me with black sass lads, cant do anything.

she finally put it down and broke it in the process.

>>35950225
murder her, smash her head into the fireplace and piss on her

>>35950290
>invite a black girl over
>she breaks your shit
Lesson

>>35950290
touch her bum (if she's not related to you)

>>35950317
>if she's not related to you
such trivial things should never stand in an anons way

>>35950275

You can solve this one yourself, anon.

So, my robot/cyborg lads, how are your love interest pursuits coming along?

I hate how hung up I am over this one lass, she's cute as fuck and so wonderfully eccentric and obnoxious. Also isn't a roastie or a fucking dipshit so that's nice but I know with 99,81% certainty that I have no chance at being with her.

Also, anyone else here prank your friends by telling them you have a gf? It's great banter

>>35950275
Do it so the lower side of each blind points outwards you silly goose

wew, lgbt rights were a mistake

>>35950416
>proposed to a girl. she said no. fml

>>35950416

I'm looking into getting a PO box so I can buy her old clothes from vinted

>>35950317
thats almost exclusively what ive been doing, it feeds my soul lads

>>35950416
im gna let a guy fuck me in the ass for 3 hunna 2nite
lol kill me

>>35950416
I spent a couple of days with a girl who was my oneitis. I quickly realised she was more messed up than I am and it would be a huge mistake to get with her.

>>35950416
Thought I had one but they said a few things that completely changed my mind.
On to the next one.

for some reason i am banned from posting on r9k on my other laptop? i literally havent done anything wrong. i cant even appeal the ban because when i go on the banned page it says i am not banned, it only says i am banned when i post.

Haha remember when they kept trying to shove women's football down our throats?

>>35950493

tempted to report you for ban evasion desu

>>35950416
They are non existant

I rarely talk to other people

I have not actively pursued or had a oneitis in close to 3 years now

nice time for a cuppa or a brewski lads!

crack em if you got em. its a nice day and sun is setting. great time to enjoy either desu
beautiful weather over here in London
blue skies... so perfect you could fall into them... serene white clouds with no trace of blemish or flaw
casting shadows as they move across the world in time with the sun, which is restfully setting on this beautiful day... peacefully passing away
sunlight is glancing from clouds and spilling onto the earth. light diffused in heavens... birds are singing...

>>35950503
its a glitch. i only post on brit feel and im pretty much always respectful on here.

>>35950531

*closes curtains*

>>35950555
TRIPLE GET: Checked

test

seeing if the problem has been fixed

>>35950575
anyone else likes to make up rules online?
such as when a GET is checked, any checks afterwards incur bad luck/penalty luul
>mfw people take it seriously

>Blade Runner is set 2 years from now
They were right about the world being an urbanised shithole at least.

>Sitting in traffic
>Roadworks up ahead that have traffic lights controlling a single flow of traffic
>Sitting a couple of cars down from the lights and as far left as I can so making it easier for lorries/buses to come past on opposite side
>Knocking on my passenger window
>Wind it down to have some unintelligible abuse thrown at me from a lycra clad cyclist
>Asks me what I think I'm playing at and if I have no respect for cyclists being so far over
>Tell him I'm trying to make it easier for opposite traffic
>More abuse and asks if I actually read the highway code
>"Yeah, you're also no allowed to undertake, especially on a single lane road"
>He looks taken aback and tells me he doesn't have to abide by those rules
>More abuse, points out he has a camera and that he's reporting me to the police before fucking off
>Watch him go and watch as he goes down the single file section with the traffic coming the other way

Genocide against these lycra clad tosspots when?

>>35950672
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490750243286.webm

>>35950730
>when it loops

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>>35946502
Back with a bang edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35950788
this lad, right... came on our discord... posted this link.. and fucked off... all in less than 10 seconds....

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT LADS

come on our discord and chat about it with us mate. are there more episodes to this or what? why do you always post this episode? so many questions

>>35950788
When is this show on again? Mum keeps asking me.

>>35950416
realised that i was kidding myself when i thought i was happy being single. its embarassing at my age

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Oh, it's great being mummys special boy in my house

>Mummy wont dare say no to you

*Asks for choccie biccies*

>You get to eat at EVERY fastfood place within a one mile radius with and order extra dips

*cuts to ordering a kebab, tendies and chippys*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWBAINpDuvk

>>35950822
Post the link to the discord

>>35950788
>Oct 2, 2016

It's been six months man, just let it go

>>35950971
https://discord.gg/XUeN3

>>35950949
fucking lol... if we dont do this we dont even deserve the ability to post

>>35950949
Aw that was nice.

>>35950986
They are currently working on the second series. It launches this summer..and white women can...not...wait

>>35951028
>the second series
When the fuck was the first?

>>35951028
Looking forward to standing in the garden watching it through the window as my gf cuddles with JaMarcus on the sofa.

I would genuinely like to meet the good fellas poster and find out what makes him tick.

Ordered some takeaway lads

feeling shite

>>35951130
its a paki tranny

>>35951130

But anon
Brutally honestly
Can you not guess

31 YO loser reporting lads.

French girl asked me to go to Liverpool to watch the Liverpool / Everton football match. Was still pissed as a cunt from the night before but I sprinted to the train station as fast as I could; arrived at circa 10:50 am. Eventually arrived at Liverpool Limestreet and made it into an 'Irish' pub, we watched the match and had good 'bants' and conversation as usual.

Must have drank four pints but she dropped phone in the toilet which meant her phone stopped working. Afterwards we went to another bar where we danced closely but she was distracted by her dysfunctional phone, she went into several 'depressive rants' about it but I told her to put it on the radiator in the house to dry it out.

Anyway lads we made it into another bar and drank around 3 more pints - circa 7 in total. I can hold my booze very well but I could see she was pissed as a cunt. Told her it was time to go home and I led her to the station. Lads we got on the fucking train and she spewed her guts up, puke everywhere on the train. Led her from that carriage into another and put her into the bogs; she spent the rest of the train journey lying on the floor of the fucking train. Eventually got her off the train and she literally cries for the whole duration of the 20 minute walk back to the house.. FFS people were looking and I must have looked like a wife beater.

Anyway I got her into her bed and only left her after her assuring my she wasn't going to hurt herself. I should really go and check on her to be honest...

>>35950730
bants
oringelanfdnkfsfds

>>35951130
redpill me on good fellas poster

Well lads looks like I'm actually gay.

Any qt girls (male) looking for an average guy with curly hair and a decent smile?

>>35951130
mental illness like everyone else i assume

What's the youngest do you lads reckon you can be in a relationship? I had a gf when I was 11 for a year until she had to move, she was also my first kiss, does this count

>>35950416
Going out with this guy tonight, hopefully it ends well.

i've been re-using the same pissbottle and now there's some weird piss crystals at the bottom or something.

might have to throw the poor thing out and buy a new one

>tfw the qt girl messaged me first tonight

god she's nice lads

>>35951371
post pictures lad

>>35946502
im an American and even i know tea is so much better than coffee.

>>35951474
g-g-g-g-g-gET OUT

>tfw just trying to waste the days until persona 5 is out

takeaway taking longer than an hour to deliver

fuck my saturday night lads

My laser session was fine, different technician, she turned the power up but it didn't feel as intensive or painful as last month

Considering getting a skin peel to correct my skin pigmentation

Ate pizza and McDonald's

>>35951474
I can't drink hot drinks and can't understand how others do

Anyone fancy some Rocket League?

>tfw think about one good thing about yourself
>tfw remember all the dumb ass shit youve done in your life and hate yourself
how are you meant to have any self-esteem when you dont even meet ur own standards

Bookie anon, just went in and turned 1.40 into a fiver.

Other than that I haven't been to the bookies in a few days

>>35951681
>Considering getting a skin peel to correct my skin pigmentation

What, are you serious about the transracial thing?

my new homebrew beer is smelling good lads

can't wait to taste

>>35951704
That's what motivated me to improve myself to be honest.
If I don't meet my own standards then why should I expect others?

>>35951761
ive been 'attempting' to improve myself since i was like 16 m8
im just a failure

>>35951371
Those are wizard crystals mate

>>35951742
No, it's a normal thing as many people have uneven skin tone, I also have hyperpigmentation from laser/shaving

anyone here a lesbian hmu ;))

Thinking of donating to Linkaras patreon

He seems like a nice guy and what's a tenner?

https://www.patreon.com/at4w

>>35951897
donate to The Report of The Week's patreon instead of that sociopathic autist

>>35951897
Donate to someone who's been entertaining this decade.

>>35951897
what is this? elaborate?
why should we give money to this person? please be clear

>>35951897
donate to the families of victims of cowardly muslim terrorists

>>35951704

I want you to sit down and make a list. List every aspect of your life that is being held back by the fat on your body, the weakness of your extremities, the pathetic nature of your personality, and the lack of a heart. Make that list. Every last thing, failure, sadness, missed opportunity and depressing thought.

I want you to take that list, and put it in a bottle, go outside and dig a hole. Bury it. Mark the ground with a rock.

Go to sleep.

Wake up tomorrow, go out to your yard and look at the grave you just dug for your failings. Stare at it, soak it in, and realize that every mistake you have made in the past is dead, and you have neaten them, because you are above ground and breathing.

You doubt yourself because you have no direction, so you focus on what is wrong with you and make an effort to change it. What you should be doing is looking out in the distance, finding a mountain and saying "yeah, that. I wanna be on top of that!" And work towards a PHYSICAL, TANGIBLE, GOAL.

Your true path in this world should be that of resurrection, to improve every aspect of your life. To become God, or die trying.

why don't us lads set up a house share somewhere. it would be fun.

>>35952029

I already have a house, I'd rather live alone desu

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>>35951704
Never think anything good about yourself, that's obviously a personal trigger for you

Coast through life being mediocre and invisible, never be happy and you'll never be sad either

>>35952029
i feel like we should move to small consistency and take over local politics with the britfeel party

>>35951943
You don't need to donate

He isn't even particularly entertaining or funny but I find him comforting, feels like a friend and he does some reviews I like

>>35951930
>>35951910
Different strokes

I know he's a weird chubby leftwing autist but he's nice

>>35951979
Nothing cowardly about fighting back

>>35952029

Would be stinky

>>35951897
>giving money to pseudo-intellectual fedorians
fuck sake poleaboo..

>>35952060
>feels like a friend
Youtuber surrogate friend in a nutshell

>>35951897
Poleaboo again proving to everyone one he has shit taste

>>35952014
love this. how do i upvote?

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>>35951897

You should donate to me instead

https://patreon.com/user?u=4875803

>>35952100
the absolute MAD DOCTOR

>>35952100
seems legit
seriously considering it... what made this come about, exactly?

>>35951689
mfw, me, i do, but my laptop's shit, waiting on my new toy coming but might not be till next week
1 day i'll get on it

>>35952060
>Nothing cowardly about fighting back

Can we mass report this Paki filth to MI5? I've already done it but they might take it a bit more seriously if a few other lads report it

https://www.gov.uk/report-suspicious-activity-to-mi5

>>35952122
>>35952139

I dunno, I'm just a poorfag and made the page in case anyone wanted to donate.

I was actually uploading all of my previous shipposts onto youtube and releasing them one a day, but I kind of slacked

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpTcinA7Yshq0hrVuyJQHyQ

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>>35952014
SO TRUE XXX