/mbti/ - Personality Thread

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Posting some food for thought.

Whats '1w9' '3w5' etc?

>>35944256
Infj/infp reporting in.
Yes, I was a feeler back then, still a feeler now. I'm pretty sure my upbringing has something to do with it. My little brother is also displaying the same infp tendencies.

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>>35944262
Which appeals to you, and which type are you?

>>35944265
Is the ennegram type another horoscope meme personality test.

>>35944271
I used to be an INFP until I was around 18 or 19. Onset of Schizoid Personality Disorder or maybe just ingestion of black pills made me an INJ.

>>35944265
It's a part of the enneagram system. I'll give you a link.

No. I was Chad I highschool. Was an honour student and was a decorared swimmer and the captain of the foot ball team. Girls everywhere.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>35944284
Black pills?

>>35944284
>>35944281

I will do the ennegram test, thank you

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>>35944272

>>35944284
*INTJ

>>35944265
https://www.enneagraminstitute.com/how-the-enneagram-system-works/

>>35944281
if you want to put it that way, yes, but it says different and equally insightful things from MBTI

>>35944294
It's "red pills" in the sense /pol/ uses it but of the robot variety, no pseudo-normie ideas like finding a white, Christian wife or whatever they believe.

>>35944311
The best test available needs to be paid for, but there are some budget options for you to figure your type out. What's your MBTI type? I might be able to point you in the right direction.

>>35944262
OP here. I'm an INTJ-A.

From this chart, I'd pick the Healer path, but Dominion would be my second choice. I'm not in love with them, but if I had to pick, it'd be those.

>>35944272
Psionics, no contest.

>>35944316
The Construct, there's no other option.

>>35944289
What happened?

Original story?

Slow night tonight.

>>35944336
Im an INFP, and according to the free enneagram tests Im either a 9w1 or 2w1

>>35944624
That makes sense

If I recall, a difference would be being someone's rock or being a citizen of the world.

>>35944262
E S C A P E
S
C
A
P
E

i would love nothing more than to fuck off and create worlds at will, even if they are of no consequence to anyone but myself
INTP btw lad

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INTP
>>35944262
escape
>>35944272
spirits
>>35944316
eternal paradise

>>35944643
Well Im actually not that sure of my MBTI type anymore, I found out about being an INFP about 4 years ago, but Ive changed a bit and wonder if Im still an INFP today, its the Feeling part that has changed over time, but everytime I do an MBTI test now I tend to be hesitant at every question they ask me

>>35944798
To a certain extent, you should be able to just pick out details of yourself and match them to certain letters. You could construct your type from observations of yourself.

>>35944256
INTJ here feels good man dot jpeg

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INTP
>>35944262
Hunter, none of the others are appealing and even Hunter is so and so. Go with the archaic weaponry, but still wield modern ones just because strength, toughness and endurace would be superior to "skill in modern weapons". Also should allow me to carry some pretty high firepower.

>>35944272
Spirits.

>>35944316
Eternal paradise. I'd bring in suicidal anons, dying folks and otherwise people who'd just like to run away from this world. See if I can create a society in there.
Maybe even throw in waifus, mythical beasts and wonders, some Valhalla kind of stuff, with fights to death, where combatants are resurrected soon afterwards. Fuck with folks in the mortal world by randomly popping them into the paradise, giving them some esoteric challenges, then reward and throw them out afterwards.
Would be fun.

>>35944726
>>35944865
interesting, two INTPs with more the same answer

Why would you choose spirits of all things? So you have entities to talk with whenever you want?

Eternal Paradise I can kind of understand.

>>35944906
>>35944726 here
I didn't pick spirits by a big margin, but the others seemed to have an element of responsibility.
Also, the picture implies that a spirit world exists, and I couldn't consciously pick to be blind to it.

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halp anons what do i do

im INT J/P

ISTP
>>35944262
hunter, achaic weapons
>>35944272
psionics
>>35944316
eternal paradise

How are the other ISTPs doing?
Did you guys find something to do that fullfils you? What is it? Any women in your life?

>>35945059
You're very likely a Type 5. There's this thing called "wings" which is your complementary type, so you'd be either 5w4 or 5w6, but without knowing you, I can't tell.

I'm an INTJ Type 5. it's the intellectual type

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>>35944906
>Why would you choose spirits of all things? So you have entities to talk with whenever you want?
I'm finding it a little hard to explain, but I'd say it's a combination of a few things.
I love nature and enjoy being in it. I love animals as well and to be able to commune with the spirits and gods of our world would be extremely interesting and enjoyable at that. The powers are a plus as well, of course. Giving me freedom from responsibilities and extraordinary abilities to possibly remove me from societal requirements.
Another aspect is simply the knowledge of and capability to interact with them. They're a massive aspect of our reality and ignoring that knowledge for the sake of some psionics or ki just doesn't go well with me. It's pretty much my people's paganic beliefs as well, my great grandpa was a folk healer and I've been interested in these things for a while, so that adds extra curiosity into it.
It would be genuinely nice if they were real.

INTJ here.

One of the rarest and most independent personality types. That's why there's so many of us here guys, we're all special MGTOW autists.

>>35945194
I see. Totally makes sense. I hadn't considered the idea that you could talk to dead relatives with it.

>>35945206
We're above MGTOW. MGTOW is for normie betas

>>35944262
INTP

>>35944262
nakama

>>35944272
spirits

>>35944316
eternal paradise

INTP

>>35944262
Fisher king
>>35944272
Psionics
>>35944316
Eternal paradise

INFP
>>35944262
Healer or Escape
>>35944272
Spirits
>>35944316
Paradise or Great Observer

>tfw no ENTJ gf

Where my bros at

>>35944256
I knew since early elementary I wouldn't amount to anything. I think it's funny that I was right

>>35947043
Entj here

You know she will use you for her own gain right? With that said, I'm falling for one right now and it's excruciating

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INTP

>>35944262
Nakama

>>35944272
Spirits

>>35944316
Paradise

>>35947161

Thats not a gf though, thats just someone who manipulates you. If she actually loves you that means you were able to affect her inferior Fi. In that case she'll act a bit like a tsundere, but instead of being shy she'll be really possessive and protective over you while pretending that she doesnt care (usually followed with some "logical" excuse of why she is doing it).

>>35944262
INFP here, I would actually love to be The Hunter but with that choice you ironically put people at danger by /introducing/ monsters in the world, even if you're damned good at the job someone is eventually going to get hurt. Would be pretty hype though.

Escape seems lonely at first but if you can enter imaginary worlds then you can interact with a plethora of characters, this along with how cool dreams can be seem appealing. More so I'd truly be able to exact my imagination on a physical world which is pretty fucking awesome.

Gotta go with escape.

>>35944272
Going with genetics because yolo. Rolled online dice. Got 18, 8, 13, 1, 25
>Density self-control
>Heat vision
>Creates self-duplicates
>Magnetism control
>Weakness to sunlight
Wish I just picked psionics or magic tbqhwy. Being vampire Magneto mite b cool though.

>>35944316
Eternal Paradise gives you the option to end it so that, all are equally good otherwise. Life is beautiful because it ends after all

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>>35944256
>>35944272
>>35944316
hmmm i love the smell of NEET LARPers delusion in the morning. goes good with some superiority complex, immature emotional intelligence and a lot of free time on the interwebs

>>35947501
Mainly because ENTJs see others and their loved ones as batteries. We need people because it pleases in one way or another. Personal satisfaction, love, sexuality, food you name it.

You're not wrong that we're dickheads with a golden heart. But that's because we're selfish

>>35944256
Chart is not accurate. Most ISTPs are not 5s. This is a dumb internet meme. Enneagram 5 does not even fit the ISTP stereotype.

>>35944262
>>35944272
>>35944316
Fedora tier shit.

Shitty INTJ reddit op thread. INTJs are always posting misleading charts.

>>35948168
ISTPs are the biggest shitposters

>>35948168
So what's it like being an ESFP?

>>35948168
>Most ISTPs are not 5s
Then what are they usually?

It's easy to pull shit out of one's ass

>>35944272
unironically superscience

im not into conflicts with people at all
id be low profile nobody would ever have any reason to kill me and i'd just make some stasis chamber that keeps my body alive and uploads my brain to the internet so i can shitpost and play games and be comfy forever

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>>35948216
The most common mistype for ISTPs online is 5 because we are fundamentally thinkers. In real life I think the most common type is 7. Introverted 7.

>>35948204
INTJs are the biggest fedoralords that shit up all our threads with blue pills.

>>35948213
I would rather be an ESFP than an INTJ.

>>35948284
ESFPs are good entertainers
Just like you
Keep up the good work

>>35948284
A typing of 7 is no less likely than a typing of 5 then if you're just gonna use the cop out "introverted" 7.

ENTPs are prime examples of 7s.

>>35948137

Thats not what i was saying my man. What you described is a pyschopath (solely valueing people based on what they can give them). Though sociopathy is more common in ENTJs than any other personality type, its not the same thing.

What i ment is that an ENTJ usually does form relationships based on what people can give them, but its different when they actually fall in love with someone. They usually dont feel a lot, so when they do fall in love and feel "deeply" about someone who doesnt seem to have any particular use for them they wont know what to do with those feelings. This is what i ment with the tsundere behaviour. An ENTJ girl would probably act harsh and controlling towards the guy she likes (trying to hide her feelings out of embarassement), but also very possessive and protective (her way of "showing her love").

ENTJ guys would do about the same thing but less obviously.

>>35948168

Can someone screencap the conversation in >>35925044

Where this guy got btfo and outed as an ESFP?

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>>35948310
No you're stupid. Stop spreading blue pills. The ISTP stereotype of being an adrenaline junkie didn't come from being an enneagram 5 hermit.

>>35948309
>the reddit poster won't stop shitting up the threads with his reddit posts

I'm going to follow you into all your threads and fuck them up.

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>>35948354
>>I'm going to follow you into all your threads and fuck them up.
You'd go to such lengths just for me? Sounds nice

>>35948354
ISTP are also not known for being much for talking, whereas 7 is.

You're just cherrypicking traits

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Daily reminder that a Sensing type (ISTP) is the smartest MBTI type. Intuitives on suicide watch

ISFP here. Anybody want to guess what I'm like?

>>35948406
>comparing two thinkers to an intuitor
wew lad

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>>35948396
>his tiny intuitive brain can't comprehend what an introverted 7 is
wow such lack of brain matter

>>35948385
I don't know if it's you. But it's the one INTJ faggot who admitted he is from reddit and keeps trying to promote his fedora master race narrative with charts.

>>35948406
intuitives BTFO

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>>35948460
So what's it like pretending to be retarded?
Or are you actually this dumb and not even noticing it?

>>35948460
I do wish you'd stop relying on baitposts to start discussions here. You are quite bad at it.

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>>35948485
>>35948486
Suck my balls reddit.

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>>35944256
So what the fuck does this shit mean then


Marinara sauce

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>>35948460

INTJs arent very interested in classic Sensor activities like combat sports. Those guys in the pic are more likely to be ISTP than INTJ

>>35948535
You're an average /r9k/ poster
Nothing to worry about

Go read the type 5 description

>>35948535
Type 5 enneagram
aka the quiet intelligent nerd

>>35948324
When I feel deeply about someone, which is rare and has only happened less than 20 times, I try to act as controlling yet dominant.

It's different when I fall in love. Or at least my concept of being in love. I've only been in love once and going to be again but when I did, I was like stuck in my own mind. Not sure if it equals to not knowing what to do with the girl in question and try to be controlling

>>35948553
>>35948564
>type 8 is a score of 5

Something tells me that might not be the typical /r9k/ poster.

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>he got cucked by an INTJ female

>>35948625
half of them are spineless cucks, the other half of which he is a part have backbone

>>35948639
I already have deduced that INTP is the only worthwhile woman. Nobody else

>>35948639
Not even cucked. He was probably an annoying retard (and the girl likely not even an INTJ, lel)

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>>35948535
It doesn't mean anything. Enneagram tests always mistype everyone because they are made by retarded intuitives.

>>35948550
This is how the cycle works.

>ISTP does something cool and gets recognized for it
>INTJ sees that and gets jealous
>wants the cool edgy image
>tries to imitate it but with a fedora and a trench coat
>comes off looking like the world's biggest sperg

>>35948639
>he keeps posting his fan fiction
Come up with a better narrative.

>>35948653
>INTP is the only worthwhile woman
So what are INTP women like? Spergy and annoying, like the immature INTP?

>>35948653

>INTP
>worthwhile woman

Why do people think IxTx girls are cool? They are usually real fucking bitches and have extremely high standards. Yeah i would like one as well if she wasnt an immature prick, but most of them are exactly that.

>>35948681
>he types others based on stereotypes
lmao

>>35948681

>This is how the cycle works.

You just described Inferior/Tertiary Fe, wanting to belong to a group you see as "cool".

Go learn the functions, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>35948686
authentic and intelligent, I imagine. chill even, possibly

>>35948687
I didn't say all IT women, just INTP

>>35948681
>ISTP does something cool and gets recognized for it
Good
>INTJ sees that and gets jealous
No, we don't give a shit
>wants the cool edgy image
No, we don't
>tries to imitate it but with a fedora and a trench coat
Why the fuck would we do that?
>comes off looking like the world's biggest sperg
No, because we don't do retarded shit.

>>35948715

INTP is included in that group, thats what i ment with IxTx women. Theyre all like that.

>>35948715
>authentic
What a buzzword. Too autistic to understand social conventions and fit in?
>intelligent
Compared to whom though?

>>35948751
>thats what i ment with IxTx women
obviously, genius

how do INTP have high standards? how are they bitchy?

>>35948770
>buzzword
you don't know what buzzword means, nor authentic

>Compared to whom though?
Your average female

>>35948791
>you don't know what buzzword means, nor authentic
"Authentic" used to describe a woman is very much a buzzword. It's the kind of worthless bullshit like "I'm not like the other girls" as well.

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>>35948705
Se is the cool function.
Ni is the pretentious function that thinks they are above it all.

>>35948732
INTJs are notoriously insecure about their standing in the world. They want to be seen as above others. If they see someone who is above others they get jealous. They want that Te label more than anything. They want to be called gifted or superior. But since it's Te they only copy the surface layer because they think that's all there is.

This is where the whole "supreme gentlemen" thing comes from.

>>35948815
how about used to describe a person? is it still a buzzword then?

if INTP are like the other girls, then tell me how, because in theory and in some practice i've seen that's not quite the case

kill self

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>>35948832
>They want to be seen as above others. If they see someone who is above others they get jealous.
INTJs don't have Fe though.

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>>35948853
>how about used to describe a person? is it still a buzzword then?
Yes. That's exactly when it is a buzzword. The word "Authentic" on its own is not.
>if INTP are like the other girls, then tell me how, because in theory and in some practice i've seen that's not quite the case
>kill self
Are you an anally ravaged INTP roastie or something?

>>35948774

>obviously, genius

Then why did you reply to me like you didnt understand what i ment, smartass?

>how do INTP have high standards? how are they bitchy?

Didnt say they were bitchy, just unforgiving and cut-throat. Why do they have high standards? Because they usually are clinical in how they choose partners. They dont value an emotional attachement usually, they judge you based on your job, social skills/confidence (two spergs dont go together very well), and usually want at least above average looks/genes.

Dont get me wrong, i would date a mature IxTx, but usually they arent. Even IxTx men (except ISTJ) are usually immature spergs, with women being women you can expect it to be much worse.

INTP

>>35944262
nakama

>>35944272
psionics

>>35944316
the construct

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>>35948855
It's about objective ranking in the world. Status. Labels. Te. Combined with Fi insecurity. Not Fe.

>>35948832

>Se is the cool function.
>Ni is the pretentious function that thinks they are above it all.

Ni is a perceiving function, it doesnt make judgements like you described.

This is irrelevant to the point anyways. You described Fe in your post here >>35948460 and i pointed out that INTJs dont have that.

Classic evasion tactics

>>35948900
>Didnt say they were bitchy
And now we come right back around to my original response. If you weren't lumping INTP women in with the other IT types, then you should not have wrote, I quote,
>Why do people think IxTx girls are cool? They are usually real fucking bitches...

>they judge you based on your job, social skills/confidence... and usually want at least above average looks/genes

And you are certain of this?

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>>35948853
>>35948885
>>35948900
>>35948926
Did you know INTJs are the fedoralords of MBTI? They all come from reddit.

>>35948940
It perceives judgements. Why are you so dumb?

>>35948937
>Status. Labels.
http://www.cognitiveprocesses.com/Cognitive-Functions/Extraverted-Feeling.cfm

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>>35948965
>It perceives judgements.

>Why are you so dumb?

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>>35948986
Just give up ENTP. You're too dumb at debating.

>>35948955
Hey guy don't forget that INTJs are fedoralords. Write it down somewhere.

>>35949007
Ni - Te perceives judgements
+ Fi insecurity

Why do I have to spell out everything for brainlets.

>>35948681
>>35948965
I don't really fit any of these INTJ ''stereotypes''

>>35949040
>ENTP
Huh?
>Ni - Te perceives judgements
http://www.cognitiveprocesses.com/Cognitive-Functions/Introverted-iNtuiting.cfm
http://www.cognitiveprocesses.com/Cognitive-Functions/Extraverted-Thinking.cfm

>>35948965

>It perceives judgements

That doesnt mean it makes judgements though, so your assertion that Ni thinks of itself as better than others is still wrong.

Anyway, this pants on head retarded post shows that you are just an ebin trolle stuck in 2009 when being a retard on the internet was still considered funny. Get with the times grandpa, you need to call people cucks and post nigger memes if you want to be funny these days.

Whats the red pill on INFJs? Apparently I am one.

>>35949053
Stop giving him replies!

I'm an INTJ as well but have been doing the smart thing, ignoring him. It's just shitposting.

>>35949089
You always ask this. Every time you've asked us for a judgement could have been spent looking up a description for yourself. You're giving yourselves a bad name by doing this.

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>>35949053
That's the joke. The ISTP doesn't even know what a real INTJ is like, he believes fedoralord attention whores are INTJs.

>>35949103

Yeah, I've seen the descriptions, but it is much more fun to hear how other people perceive the type.

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>>35949053
If you are INTJ it's already too late for you. The fedora runs in your blood.

>>35949069
I'm done spelling things out for you brainlet.

>>35949083
Ni thinks of itself as ascended because it sees the bigger picture. But is really just a fedora bragging about his made up IQ on online message boards.

>>35949089
They are 50% INTJs. So 50% fedora.

>>35949103
Guys how do we fix the INTJ reddit problem?

>>35949150
Then you could ask a more pointed question and demonstrate some understanding about yourself. That will be more likely to draw replies, because nobody wants to have to repeatedly spoonfeed people too lazy to do work themselves.

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>>35949161
this way

@35949161

Just stop replying to this guy. Its clear he is just a troll.

>>35949211
Why? Because he calls INTJ autistic fedoralords? That's honestly the impression I've got from them as well.

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@35949211
4chan X is pretty good for filtering retardation

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What type besides INTP and INTJ are the most fascinating to you guys?

@35949232

This is a samefag damage control. Do not give the attentionwhore (you)'s , dont reply

He will no go full damage and start samefagging more so people will start replying again, be warned and just dont bother with any of it.

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>>35949112
>reddit doing damage control

>>35949194
>>35949211
>>35949235
>reddit thinks they own 4chan

>>35949232
They are fedoralords but reddit is trying to push a new image because they are insecure.
/r/mbti is posting in this thread

>>35949265

Now*

Oreganoli

INTP-A here

the A stands for Autism

>>35949270

Did you just copy-paste that in preparation? Seriously, I just copy-pasted and googled this crap and the first thing that comes up is:
> reddit
First off, moments after my post got through, you decided to make a 'I am better than you' post which is basically a copy-pasta. Seriously, I'm not impressed especially how you're just plagiarizing at this point.

>>35949265
>everyone who disagrees is a samefag
This is some lovely insecurity, to be honest. You wouldn't happen to be INTJ, by any chance?

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What do the non-shitposters ITT want to talk about?

I checked out all the board mergers earlier this morning. /fap/ sucks and /mlpol/ got old pretty fast

>>35949089
Plenty of potential and power utterly ruined by feelings

>>35949270
>>35949161
Please don't reproduce
I met many retarded people in my years on this site but you easily made it into the top 10 with this

You actually don't understand shit, so please let me give you this one advice, and please take it:
You are horribly stupid and it hurts, don't ever try to spread the shit you believe to know about anything ever again.

Now please try to think about the shit you're telling us here for at least 5 minutes and maybe you find the giant flaws in your logic all by yourself.
No one is here to give you private lessons. Maybe google "How do cognitive functions work?".
If you still don't get it then, just kill yourself

>>35949336
you took the bait
you lost
quit replying to him

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>>35949259
I don't know but INTJs are fedoralords that should return to reddit.

>>35949287
At least you aren't as autistic as INTJs.

>>35949288
I wish /r/mbti would go away. It's so obvious it's them. You can smell the reddit stink on them.

>>35949323
INTjs are fedoralords.

>>35949259
INTPs don't fascinate me. So it's pretty much just my type, INTJs (the good ones) and ENFPs.

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>>35949336
>I met many retarded people in my years on this site but you easily made it into the top 10 with this
>You actually don't understand shit, so please let me give you this one advice, and please take it:
>You are horribly stupid and it hurts, don't ever try to spread the shit you believe to know about anything ever again.
>Now please try to think about the shit you're telling us here for at least 5 minutes and maybe you find the giant flaws in your logic all by yourself.
>No one is here to give you private lessons. Maybe google "How do cognitive functions work?".
>If you still don't get it then, just kill yourself

>>35949379
What's so interesting about ENFPs?

>>35949396
>>35949373

See, this is the reddit mentality. When the REALLY retarded redditcancer thinks that his shitty website is used by everyone here and that 4chan is "just for shitposting trash lel xD" and dumps his retardation here.
Inb4 hurr I'm not reddit, then fuck off where else you came from or LURK MORE. As long as you get called out, you shouldn't post more.

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>>35949336
I understand cognitive functions better than you do boy. Learn your place. (it's at the bottom)

>>35949379
There are no good INTJs. They are all fedoras.

>>35949419
ENFPs are not INTJs. That's the only good thing about them.

>>35949424
No, this is the post-chanology post-ironic cancerposting. Calling someone a retard in a dozen different ways is about as good a quality post as mine >>35949396

>>35949445
>>35949451
im only 20 iq pts behind a man (einstein) who debunked the majority of physics by thinking about trains. And seeing as physics deals with true complexity and other science do not, its even more reasonable for a 140 to be able to trash your kind than it was for a 160 to trash physics ;)
if ur iq was above 140 u wouldnt be as butthurt about the concept of a 140 hyp grad lurking this beta barn..
so the logical conclusion is that ur iq is lower than 140 (possibly much lower)

if you met me in real life you would instantly be blown into a world where all that mattered was getting me to acknowledge your existence and even hopefully be your friend... But i would probably find you to be a desperately uninteresting person and want you to exit my awareness as fast as possible.
the fact that i dont lie about my iq is what gives me the edge necessary to call you an inferior little girl who couldnt understand basic physics, and BE RIGHT ABOUT IT.

honestly if i woke up one morning and for some reason my thinking capacity had devolved to your level, it would take me less than 5 min to run to the kitchen and slit my throat...
maybe your going to tell me u work at goldman..
but ud still be way inferior, as is anybody who projects their iq to be higher than it is..

maybe thats the point, inferiorboy ;)

>>35949419
You can be a douchebag with them and unless you have really hurted their feelings, they will still be nice with you and smile.

Can be both non judgmental and judgmental at the same time though. The latter whenever someone doesn't follow through their live and let live philosophy.

>>35948681
>ISFJ
>housewife
>Jeb

Lost.

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>>35949463
Mita vittua sanoit minusta, sina pikku narttu? Sinun kuuluu tietaa etta olen kouluttautunut suomen maavoimien huippujoukoissa, olen ollut osallisena useisiin salaisiin raideihin, myos parissa Al-Qaida tehtavassa, ai niin ja minulla on yli 300 varmistettua osumaa. Minut koulutettiin sissi sodankaynnissa, ja olen koko suomen paras tarkka-ampuja. Et ole minulle mitaan muuta kuin uusi kohde. Mina tulen pyyhkimaan sinut vittuun taalta sellaisella tavalla jota ei ole ennen nahty talla planeetalla, muista minun vitun sanani. Luulet paasevasi eroon tasta kun sanoit sen internetissa? Arvaa uudelleen, runkkari. Kun me puhumme, olen jarjestamassa salaisia vakoilijoitani, ympari suomea ja sinun IP-osoitteesi on paikannuksessa juuri nyt, joten sinun on parempi valmistautua myrskyyn, mato. Myrskyyn joka pyyhkii pois sen pikkuisen pateettisen asian jota kutsut elamaksesi. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsi. Voin olla missa tahansa, milloin tahansa, voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemalla sadalla eri tavalla, ja nuokin pelkilla kasillani. En ole pelkastaan kalliisti koulutettu aseettomassa taistelussa, mutta minulla on paasy koko suomen ase arsenaaliin, ja mina tulen kayttamaan sen koko voiman sinua vastaan ihan vain saadakseni perseesi pois alueeltani, sina pikkuinen osa ripulia. Jos oisit vain tiennyt millaisen synnin uudelleen vastauksesi "viisaalla" pikku kommentillasi olisi sinulle suonut, olisit luultavasti hallinnut kieltasi. Mutta et voinut, et tiennyt ja nyt maksat sen hinnan, sina senkin idiootti. Mina paskon ympari sinua ja hukutan sinut siihen. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsukainen.

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>>35949565
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.


But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?


In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 18.


Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.


Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

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>>35949424
This is exactly what /r/mbti would say.

>>35949463
Silly INTJ thinks he is smart because his irrational intuition told him so. INTJs use extroverted thinking which is more shallow than introverted thinking. How can a type that only uses surface level thinking think they are smart?

Which basically means INTJs are brainlets.

>using an extroverted function as your thinking functions

What were INTJs thinking?

>>35949451
>reddit can only understand 4chan in terms of chanology
hi /r/mbti

>>35949478
INTJs think the are superior but are not superior. Why are INTJs so bad at seeing reality?

>>35949628
Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can
only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.


For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

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MBTI isn't real and these threads are cancer please stop making these threads because you guys are lost in your larping and that by believing in these descriptions associated with these four letters you are adapting your unique personalities to one of these 16 reducing your actual self to some normie nonsense

>tl;dr: conformation bias

>>35949628

Are you a virgin? Be honest

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>>35949586
god you fucks are pathetic, I was like you last winter and you know what got me to wake up? Not being a sexless lonely faggot like you. Granted I'm not quite at chad-like levels yet, but actually giving a fuck about myself is getting me tinder matches and girls noticing me more to where they go out their way to hit me up now. why dont you try it instead of auto assuming you'll fail you little bitch

>>35949628
I'm guessing you think I'm INTJ?

But by your reply I can tell you are a shitposter

>>35949662

>1580x2048
4chan is having monetary issues because of faggots like you.
Fuck off with that resolution.

>>35944256
if i had one wish, it would be that my younger self saw the the person i am today

>>35948955

Bitchy and and being a bitch isnt the same thing. Bitchy is usually whiny and annoying, being a bitch is being harsh and critical. The terms are a bit confusing ill give you that

>And you are certain of this?

Pretty sure i am, why are you asking?

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>>35949672
No virginity is only an INTJ phenomena.

>>35949662
The edgy larping is an exclusively a reddit/intj thing.

>>35949727
Did you know INTJs use shallow thinking because they use Te? How can someone call themselves the smartest type if they use a brainlet function? Ridiculous right?

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>>35949730
>4chan is having monetary issues because of faggots like you.
Lol

>>35949662
Pretty sure zod is ESTJ

>>35949768
>The edgy larping is an exclusively a reddit/intj thing.


If anyone belongs on reddit it's you for using that meme spouted only by edgy 14 year old twats. Go away you're not welcome here you lil child. Lil babby probably gonna cry when he sees this and try to fight back with some other lame post cause you're nothing but a poopoopeepee diaper baby, mmmmmyeah baby need a diaper change huh? Don't worry baby daddy will change diaper for you just don't pee on me~

>>35949768

What do you think of fembot threads on r9k?

This is an important question

why is everyone here obsessed with intjs perhaps this is evidence that thier master plan is working hmmm

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>>35949737
>>35949741
>>35949792
Did you know INTJs have the highest rates of virginity? Elliot rodger and Tesla are their mascots. (unless tesla fucked that pigeon)

>>35949799
This is exactly what reddit would say.

>>35949814
If the fembot is INTJ I am against fembot threads.

>>35949855
You cared enough to "enlighten" me with that beautifully written paragraph of yours. You're one mad sonuva gun, aren't you. I bet you're pounding your pudgy fists on the desk and screaming so loud your guts vibrating and your parents have to stomp on the floor to shut your ass up.

>>35949855

Im saying in general, INTJ women are pretty rare so i doubt there are any INTJ women in those threads.

The maker of them (its one or two guys who make them constantly) could be INTJ though, they usually have obsessions like that.

Im just saying im impressed by your shitposting abilities, maybe you could put your skills to use against cancer like that

ISTJ introverted psychopath here

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>tfw no racist ISTJ gf
why live?

>>35949855
Well aren't you an edgy little faggot. Shoving your cancerous meme images in other peoples faces is so funny. so funny I forgot to laugh.
If you want to tell me how great ISTPs are why dont you come here and say it to my face so that I can answer your bullshit with a swift fist to your nose. Yea you have a lot to say from 432 miles away from me but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv stuck on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and refrain from posting in threads you aren't welcome in unless you want to die.
Next time you think about shitting this board up I want you to remember one thing
I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type all of this up. Dont want anymore problems? I didnt think so......

>>35949904
>>35949938
>tfw no ISTJ assistant

Psychopathic how btw?

>>35949938
don't worry anon, I'm sure you could easily find one who's into ponies instead

you'd like that, wouldn't you?

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>>35944256
INTJ Type 5w4 here

How fucked up am I?

I always feel like everybody is so distant to me and I can't express any emotions well

Is ISTJ and INTJ similar? I went to a psychologist, took the MB test and I got ISTJ but scored low for S, meaning im close to N

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>tfw no alpha INTJ bf to bully me for being a low IQ brainlet
why live?

>>35950029
having a S instead of N immediately makes you a normie

feel free to leave this board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35950026
Same boat man, it's all good though. Just wait for a sign from the universe to guide you. Till then, just keep doing you and spreading wisdom.

>>35950029
Nah, pretty different. You should be able to find out the truth easily.

>>35950040
What type? INFP? We wouldn't bully tho

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>>35949875
My paragraph about INTJs was nothing but red pills.

>>35949894
If the fembot is not INTJ then I don't care. My weaponized autism is only used against INTJs because it's for a good cause.

>>35949904
>>35949938
INTJs think they are edgy but are actually losers.

>>35949953
This sounds like an insecure INTJ post that thinks he is being clever. (INTJs don't know how to be clever)

>>35949994
>tfw INTJs are the worst type

>>35949996
I bet INTJs like to fuck ponies.

>>35950026
Kill yourself immediately. You fucked up. INTJs have the highest rates of virginity and the highest rates of being a loser on the internet.

>>35950029
INTJs are super fedora. ISTJ is not that way.

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>>35950106
>he believes being a virgin is somehow bad

>>35950106

>If the fembot is not INTJ then I don't care. My weaponized autism is only used against INTJs because it's for a good cause

Pretty sure the maker of the threads is. You seem to have too much free time anyways, this will at least be an excercise plus drive away any women that INTJ fedoralords here could have had a chance at dating. I would consider it if i was you, but the final choice is up to you of course

Funny, 5w6 INTP here.

I don't know how to feel.

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>>35950040
INTJs use Te. They have the lowest intelligence so you would be bullied by someone dumber than you that wrongly thinks they are smarter.

>>35950069
INTJs have N and they are the reddit type. INTJs need to leave.

>>35950080
>INTJs use mysticism to guide their lives like brainlet retards

>>35950097
Did you know INTJs are weaklings?

>>35950132
I believe being an INTJ is bad.

>>35950175
>the INTJ thinks he can pull my strings
Nice try brainlet. You need Fe to manipulate people without looking awkward.

why is there always one of these colossal fag threads active on this board?
Do shut ins even benefit from personality typing?

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>>35950264
Repeating your opinion over and over again won't make it true
It's literally something only retards do

>>35950264

>Nice try brainlet. You need Fe to manipulate people without looking awkward.

Im INTP though. Im not trying to manipulate you either. Im just making you an offer that is beneficial for both you and me. You get to drive away the only chance that losers here have at getting a gf, i dont get to see betas orbiting sluts here anymore. So far these threads have been a tough nut to crack, and im wondering if your super autism could be the cure.

Consider it, you might like it after all.

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>>35950264
>ENTP
>not Elder-God tier

>>35950271
Extroverts do

>>35944256

So I always when i took those test i got INFP, ISFP, INFJ

And now in the enneagram i got 4w5

What doesn't make sense to me is that i love boxing and sparring, i like weightlifting, chess and physics, and INFP are supposedly pussy guys that really fear competition and such

>>35950578
competition =/= conflict

they don't like having beef with people
4w5 is consistent with the types you listed

>>35950633

That really makes sense, i don't like conflict with no purpose, but competition really oils my gears

>>35950647
I used to be INFP and I loved competing in video games. I imagine it's not so uncommon.

>>35948681
INFJ reporting in.

This is literally me.

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ENTJ here. Just want to let you all know that even though all you different types claim to be smarter or better at socializing you still fail to manifest success in the real world.

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>>35951350
>he fell for the biased charts meme

>>35944262
The Road Eternal
>>35944272
Spirits
I'm ENTP

>>35944316
The Construct

>>35948681
Joe Rogan is an INTP you stupid fucking idiot

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>>35951383
And yet...
Oregano

>>35951383

The full chart had ISxP as the lowest earning group

>>35951350
>>35951383
Pretty sure it can vary but ENTJs are smarter with finances than anyone else

ESFJs douches spent it all in a week and shame those who don't.

>>35951484
Hitler was an INFP as well

>>35944256
INFJ but idk and it doesn't help at all.

Legitimately the "close friend/always friendzoned" of the MBTI

You love helping people and showing them ways to enjoy or improve life, but you're never consoled and are always cursed to be the one who helps, even when you're the one who needs help.

>>35951484
Have you ever met an intp? I could see entp, because of the layers of pseudointellectual content that just pours out of his mouth

>>35951583
Have you met an ENTJ who likes to talk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTLpBlVB2U

He is ENTJ and all his videos are 100% bullshit. Gives ENTPs a run for their money.

>>35949730

t.australian

(originalcommentdon'tmutemegoogle)

>>35951638
I AM an ENTJ who likes to talk. As much as I like joe, I can't claim him as one of our own.

ENTJs lead with Te, our entire lives are structured, including our speech. We always have a point to make or a goal we're chasing. Joe just spits whatever random stuff pops in his head - that's Ne. Additionally his value system is clearly some Fe. He's Entp bruh.

>>35951811
Is this Te?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGR4OMpMTQU

>>35951513
Post link to chart faggot

>>35944262
INFP
Escape
You could theoretically create any of the other options with it

>>35944272
Super-science or magic. Is there really a difference?

>>35944316
Eternal paradise
I like great observer the most but I don't like the fact that you can't die.

>>35951811
Rogan is into spirituality and enlightenment and all that crap. That is Ni stuff.

You're just in denial about the amount of bullshit an ENTJ can spill. I have seen multiple ENTJs who do the same thing. ENTJs think by talking out loud in the extroverted world.

ENTPs will connect a bunch of random shit together that makes no sense and hope you don't notice. More chaotic/goofy in thinking.

ENTJs will drone on about their very generalized world insights in a steady stream of consciousness. Feels more like hallucinogenic trip.

>>35951905
Its Ti

Te would be like "who cares its a movie lol"

>>35951933
Have fun
Truity Psychometrics
http://www.truity.com/sites/default/files/PersonalityType-CareerAchievementStudy.pdf

>>35951953
If rogan was an xNTJ he would never shut up about his plans for the future. Ni is obsessed with plotting the trajectory of whatever its focused on, and for xNTJs that's usually yourself.

Every ENTJ is like this. They all have their day, week, month, and year planned. INTJs look even farther but are more abstract.

Joe doesn't do any of that, he just bounces around. The man doesn't have structure, which is what the ENTJ tries to impose on everything at every moment.

>>35951953
>ENTJs will drone on about their very generalized world insights in a steady stream of consciousness. Feels more like hallucinogenic trip

wew. I always associated my ramblings with soliloquies instead.

>>35952025
He is a comedian (not a good one). He probably had to learn to use more sensing traits to act in the moment. Nobody is a complete stereotype of their type.

>>35951968
What the fuck, I'm not a CEO of a multi millionaire company?

>>35952120
Yeah, but he's not a stereotype of an ENTJ at all. You want to see an ENTJ? watch his episode with kelly starret. #365

>>35949463
>who debunked the majority of physics by thinking about trains.

Uh, he used trains as an example to demonstrate inertial reference frames and that light is constant, but that "time" is relevant from your position. This was special relativity. General relativity he noted that acceleration and gravitation are actually a similar phenomena, in that when you accelerate from rest you feel the sensation of pushing back in your seat, just how gravity pulls down. Relativity debunked Newtonian mechanics which could only be correct when time was fixed in one dimenson.

Sorry, I just uh.. er. Saw that and sperged out. N-no sweat, m-maybe next time. Get it.. "Next time."

>>35944272
definetly super-science
I will propably anyways spend my life with science and it has since now been the only thing im really interested and good at since like forever.
Stopping the aging progress of my body would propably the first thing i would do.
I really want to know what the singularity will make with us

>>35949463
holy fuck you sound like a loser

>>35952196
That guy seems like a literal clone of joe rogan.

Rogan looks pretty ENTJ to me. As long as you look at ENTJs without a meme lense.

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>>35952264
>>35952332
>Replying to copypasta
Are you guys retarded

>>35949463
*knocks you out in one punch*
What'd you say about IQ, pussy?

>>35952429
sorry i don't browse this board everyday

>>35949463
nigga u wot m8
1. Einstein was an aspie, so judging his scientific capacity by his iq just plain stupid
2. Iq can vary from test to test and not all can be considered representable
3. People who define themselves over their iq are generally loosers. If you want to impress people via the internet you should not wave your hypothetical intellectual dick around.
4. Psycholgy is not and i repeat not an exact science. Approximately propably fairly correct but idk and idc
5. >using the word inferior for an opponent you did not even read more than a dozen sentences from
6. Suck my lollipop neckbeard
7. Im smart, mommy had me testett :DDDDDDDD
*screeches autistically

>>35948406
Only a sensor would ignore the importance of the interactions between the functions

Ti is shit by itself
Tertiary Ni is weak unless heavily developed

This is why ISTP teens act like niggers while ISTP adults are half respectable and sometimes pass as INTJs (think Stanley Kubrick and Putin)

ISTPs BTFO once again

>>35949235
>>35949211
>>35949336
lol samefags

ahahahahahah
haahahahahhahhaa

oh wow

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>>35952754
y- yeah, those damn samefags man :^)

Joe Rogan is ENTJ, dickwads.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BIAyXw_INg

Notice how he interrupts others actions to ask them questions, how he doesn't know how to describe certain words and the way he makes a parenthesis at 3:10. That's a very common trait most ENTJs do.

don't be mean to istps
they already suffer enuff ;_;

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>>35944256
>mfw 3w4 INTP

im rare af bruh

>>35952670
You just made all that shit up, admit it you pathetic Te bootlicker

>>35952847
I thought Ni was the "make up bullshit" function?!

At least that's what it is in ISTPs, lel

INFJ, we're still a minority in an intuitive haven.

>>35951576
Indeed, I've only got an INFP to talk to but they live on the other side of the world.

>>35952847
Nah senpai I'm an ENTP, I saw your post and instantly realised what was going on using my super fast super accurate Ne+Ti which is basically Ni++ but more accurate

debunk if you can you gaudy nigger

>>35952429
OH. FUCK.

original. I need to up my meme game tp 5 layers of irony. fucking pleb.

>>35952847
>I thought Ni was the "make up bullshit" function?!
You thought wrong. Dont use spoiler tags kid, it makes you look weak.

>>35952777
nice paint edit you faggot

>>35944262
intj
fisher king

>>35953005
You don't tell me what to do :^)
>>35953017
Install 4chan X, faggot

>>35948532
zuckerberg is intj

>>35953083
elon musk aswell

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>>35952670
Dom Ni is inaccurate and prone to conspiracy thinking or pseudo intellectual thinking. Tertiary Ni is accurate when combined with the realism of Se and the accuracy of Ti.

ISTPs: 1
INTJs: 0

We even cuck you at your own main function.

>>35952865
Ni is more how you process it and Ti is like the code behind it. Ever done a project where you work on something and start remembering other stuff to add which you work on and keeps you in the zone? Thats sort of how I see Ni.

>>35949270
>caring about """masculinity""" in the 21st century

>>35953129
I agree, INTJs, unless very well read and intelligent, are shit.

but tertiary Ni is basically no ni until it's developed

so ISTPs: 0

INTJs: 0

ENTPs: 1

BTFO fag

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>ywn be a Se dominant chad
life is not fair

>>35953159
>tfw no INTJ trap girlfriend (male)

What is everyones opinion of INFPs? Surely we're good at something...right?

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Who here /ENTP/?

feels good literally to be the ubermensch+ type

>>35953224
yes, you're very easy to manipulate and control.

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>>35953235
Oh...ok...thanks anon

>>35953235
>nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>DAE hates their dad :^)

>>35953396
hey, I love my dad first of all, unlike most people I can have a good laugh and a beer with him.

I do have a good sense of humour though senpai

>>35944256
Hell no. When i was 16 I was like "yeah when i turn 18 i wwill be living on my own and making big dough". Fast forward today im 21 and a half, cant finish high school and stuck with a business that my aunt opened just for me almost a year ago that is making her lose a lot of money, and theres two years of rent more! I just wish some truck would run over me on my daily commute, so sick of this shit. Also if i went back to being a full blown NEET i would start stuttering and being a stupid faggot again

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>>35944256
>need to pay fucking money to take the ennegram test

fuck you and your meme test

>>35948412
ISFP 5w6 ; apparently it's very rare.

i'm a snowflake yes !! :DDD

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>>35953083
>>35953101
INTJ fantasy world: zuckerberg and elon musk are INTJ
in reality: zuckerberg and elon musk are INTPs

It's honestly a gross delusion of INTJs that they think they could be original thinkers like INTPs. It's pure narcissism with no substance. Ti doms will always be at the highest tier.

>>35953235

You're just an edgelord m8

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>>35953681
But how can you type someone when you don't even understand the functions?

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>>35953235
So basically you like to look at yourself in the mirror a lot?

t. ISTP

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INTJ-T

>>35944262
Either Dominion or Hunter. I'm a huge /k/unt so the Hunter idea definitely appeals to me but I also like the Dominion because I would be able to rule the world in what I think is right and I would be able to make my own Army/Empire of Man.

>>35944272
Super Science. I can make great weapons and armor and I can answer all of my questions about things and life.

>>35944316
Eternal Paradise. The Construct sounds appealing but Paradise sounds more appealing in the long run.

I have found personally and through experience that Turbulent INTJs like me are just screeching autists in their own world and Assertive INTJs are just insufferable fedoras

>>35953681
Why do you always praise Ti as "accurate"?
It's a subjective function and works by the definition "Does X make sense FOR ME?" while ignoring reality.
Te is the opposite.

>>35953692
I'm not an edgelord, I'm friendly, kind hearted and charitable. I enjoy helping people. Once I buy my next house I'm thinking of starting a charity for people like me but less fortunate, or just donating to existing ones.

That being said, I'm not disgusted or even saddened by bad things, when 9/11 happened I was in a good mood because of all the news drama. I wasn't bored for a whole month, it was great

>>35953235
shiny toothed silver tongued gentleman

>>35953820
unwashed smelly barbarian

istps = niggers

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>>35953780
But I am the most knowledgeable person on functions here. I actually dwarf everyone else here in personality knowledge in general.

>>35953869
Ti is an objective function in the subjective world.

Fi is a subjective function in the subjective world.

Te is an objective function in the objective world.

ect

Ti is "does it make sense objectively". Then "I will link this other thing that makes sense with it".

Whereas Te is all anal about the scientific method. It can't link two pieces of logic together without a double blind control case study and having it validated by peers. Ti will leave you in the dust in this area.

Ti is just oriented towards accuracy. I guess it sees the finer details of logic.

>>35953900

Then you lied on the test, that doesn not lign up with your test results. You have low empathy but fairly high sympathy

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INTJ here
The us being narcissists/psychopaths meme is bullshit.

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>>35954022
>But I am the most knowledgeable person on functions here.
More like you've reached mount stupid.

This ISTP dude is very out of touch with reality for a sensor :^)

>>35954088
the test doesn't measure for sympathy though.

>>35954124
I agree

INTJs have tertiary Fi, they're usually quite sensitive

ENTPs and ESTPs are literally the everyday psychopath types.
1
ENTJs and ESTJs are the aggressive type a psychopath types

ExTx is perfect for low empathy and emotional shallowness.

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>>35954194
>INTJs can only think in terms of charts

What a subhuman way of thinking.

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>>35954634
Just leave us alone, you stupid psychopath

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>>35954656
>resorted to calling his aggressor a psychopath over the internet

you can't make this shit up

ISTP bro, you've done a brilliant job. Well done my man and thank you.

t. everyone but the INTJs

>>35954779
Oh, I'm only referring to your test results, ISTP
>>35953820

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>>35954816
I'm not him though

that being said, I am >>35953235

>>35954579
ESTP can be aggressive if they want to too.

In fact, they're probably the most animalistic of all the types.

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>>35954656
No fuck you reddit. Stop posting anime pictures to pretend you are one of us.

>>35954779
/r/mbti is no match for my weaponized autism

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>>35955042
>calls others reddit
>while posting reddit screenshots and mentioning reddit details

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>>35955117
I look forward to seeing you in all the future mbti threads you faggot.

>>35944262
Road Eternal/Healer
>>35944272
Spirits
>>35944316
Great Observer

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>>35955185
You too, as long as you provide many intj maymay images

>>35944256
ISTP-A
8w7

>>35944262
Hunter

>>35944316
Construct

>>35944272
Psionics

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>>35955217
I found some good stuff today. This guy hates INTJs too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-RDtv-OjgU
(3:34)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itEi2rIqaH0
In this one he talked about how INTJs were the only type that couldn't handle being roasted. I have found this to be true too. Such sensitive babies.

Why are all INTJs seen as STEM-obsessed? I find it boring as fuck and prefer sports

>>35948681
I'm enfp and not even one of those lines applies to me

>>35955607
More like he too fell for the "INTJs believe they are masterminds" meme and is surprised when people point out that his description is way off

He then claimed that INTJs can't handle his ""sarcasm""

Tbh I pity him, he seems to have autism and is taking this shit way too seriously

>>35955607

Actually ISTJs have worse people skills than INTJs and probably worse than anybody. NTs are analytic which means they can read people even if it's only to know how to manipulate them. Hannibal Lecter's character was said to be INTJ.

>>35955696
if you genuinely like sports at all more than just as a way to remain healthy or strengthen relationships, you're just a mistyped Se type (ESTP,ESFP,ISTP,ISFP)

>>35955855
False. My intj bff adores football and basketball

I know an INTJ who is a huge fan of MLH, MLB, NCAA and MLS. It's the Se as the last function that does the trick

>>35955901
>>35955855
Don't fall for the stereotypes but also don't consider someone is one type just because of a test.

>>35955855
Not true. I've been consistently typed as INTJ for about 4 years, never got anything different.

>>35955932
I've studied INTJ behavior and their functions and applied it to those who I suspected of being intj. I don't believe in mere cliche pandering.

Sports aren't exclusive to types. However, I don't think INTPs like any sports at all.

>>35955855
Sports is more than just Se crap.

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>>35955729
>anything that doesn't validate my superiority is false
INTJ logic.

>>35955797
>he fell for the intuitives are manipulative meme
I have actually never met a manipulative intuitive. Most of them are too awkward or obvious. I'm pretty sure being manipulative is just some kind of idealized edgy image of themselves that doesn't pan out in reality.

>I can't beat sensors in reality but at least I'm more manipulative r-right guys

>>35956089
>I have actually never met a manipulative intuitive.
More like you're a sensor and don't even notice how you're manipulated
And no, INTJs don't like to manipulate people, ENTJs and ENTPs do

These are all bullshit

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>>35956164
Actually sensors are more manipulative. Intuitives are too out of touch with reality to know they are being manipulative. Intuitives are only more manipulative in their anime fantasy.

>>35944256
>There are people who seriously believe in these horoscopes

INTP

>>35944262

ESCAPE or The Road Eternal

>>35944272

PSIONICS

>>35944316

Great Observer

>>35956401
>there are people who confuse a horoscope with a test

>>35956376
*being manipulated
origino

>>35956420
>There are people who unironically believe that horoscope-level pseudo-scientific bullshit test is credible
>There are people who have never heard of the Barnum effect

>>35956164
INTJs can manipulate people if they want to however. They're just not aware when they're doing so likewise to ENTPs

ENTP

>>35944262
The road eternal

>>35944272
Super science

>>35944316
Eternal paradise, the eternal loneliness of the construct sounds like hell.

>>35956480
Nobody is taking the stereotypical cartoons on the 16personalities as gospel though. It's the background that helps us. Unlike the horoscope which is actually vague and baseless.

Try doing research on your own, apply to practice and then make your own conclusions. I've done it and it's been quite accurate so far. Even if you think it's bullshit (which I did) it can help you out how to predict people's behavior more certain.

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>>35955696
Same, I've always been bad at school. I don't really like watching sports but I've done a lot of them, mostly martial arts, Judo is my favorite. I'm definitely not mistyped. Don't really fit into any of the stereotypes this ISTP guy keeps posting in every thread.

>>35956577
>vague and baseless
So just like Briggs-Meyers then

>>35956599
I was never bad at school, I was the complete opposite, I just had no interest in anything STEM whatsoever. Apparently that's uncharacteristic of an INTJ.

>>35948324

>ywn have a gf like this

Time to kms

>>35957222
You can though

Whether you're willing to endure her is something else entirely

Lel this ISTP autist is spamming the MBTI thread on /pol/ with his INTJ pictures. I thought he was just trolling.

>>35957873
Who cares these threads are shit and he's doing god's work by fucking them up

>>35957918
Yeah they are shit. I just find his obsession very weird t b h.

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>>35958051
My obsession is perfectly rational in response to knowing INTJs exist tbqh.

>>35958088
Do you know any INTJs in real life though? I agree that the online ''INTJs'' are annoying. INTJs in real life are nothing like them at least in my experience.

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>>35958224
Yeah I knew one. He wasn't that spergtastic but I think he just kept it from leaking out. You could see his superiority complex leak out a little when the topic of intelligence came out. Probably went on the internet and vented all his superiority on there.

Online INTJs are just a lot of fun because they are so sensitive and insecure and they take themselves so seriously. Their depths of insecurity are extremely deep. Like way worse than an INFP. INFPs actually like to be insulted but not INTJs. They are like a source of infinite trolling. How could you resist?

>>35957873
>A fucking leaf

Not original for you

>>35955855
Quite a few xNxJ types seem to become martial arts autists that maintain blogs on the focus/willpower aspect of sports.

>>35957363

Tell me how. Im willing to endure it all.

>>35958449
>one
lel
>You could see his superiority complex leak out a little when the topic of intelligence came out
INTJs actually know what they are talking about and are usually confident about the things they know a lot about. You probably mistook that as some complex
> They are like a source of infinite trolling. How could you resist?
Sounds like you're deep down just jealous that others are more intelligent and now feel great because you've found their "weak spot"
Really mature of you, shows your low intelligence quite well.

Who is who on this pic?

>/fit/: ISTP
>/lit/: INTJ/ENTP
>/fitlit/: ENTJ