cringe memories

>>35941822
>when I was like 6 or 7 this black girl bullied me allot
>never did anything of course, little kid
>learn about slavery from my dad
>go to school, girl picking on me
>I did not fully understand slavery
>go full sperg and start yelling
>"OH YEAH, WELL YOUR ANCESTERS ENSLAVED MINE, SO YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME"
>she's so confused she never bothered me again

>>35941869
>me again, 13
>crushing really hard on a guy
>we were friends first so we talk allot
>neverhadalovelikethis.jpg
>I sperm out again and get really annoying, I have no idea how to contain or convey these feelings so I just bother him every chance I get
>he hates me now
>we ride the same bus
>one day I am being really annoying, jumping around him and trying to kiss his cheek like a fucking tard
>suddenly stop and sit still, looking at him
>blurt out " I THINK I LOVE YOU, OK?
>in either panic or rage he slapped me across the mouth so hard I fell onto the buss floor
>so fucking autistic and shocked I pretend to be knocked out
>no one does anything. Litteraly didn't even hear anyone gasp or even laugh.
>two people just stepped over me
>thank god I'm the last one off the bus or I would've had to suddenly come to life to get off the bus in front of everyone

>>35941944
Hahaha sperm out. I meant sperg.

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>>35941822
>4 years old
>Naked
>See mailman outside
>Expecting a toy
>I thought I had some mail
>He was holding a box that I thought was mine
>He gets in his truck and starts driving
>Still holding box
>I get mad
>I start chasing him down the road, for a whole block, naked.

>>35941944
One more
>live in secluded area
>lonely,15ish at the time
>outside playing
>somehow start pretending to be bigfoot
>pretty much just playing "really slow gorilla"
>pretending to eat bugs, climbing trees
>time of my life
>walking on the balls on my feet and my knuckles like a monkey
>leaning down to sniff a fucking flower on all fours when grandma pulls up
>she saw me
>she saw me sniff a flower like a regect tarzan
>she calls me Jane now and openly tells relatives at family gatherings about the time she saw me crawling around in the grass like a feral child.

>>35942032
Jesus christ
Orginale

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>somewhere between 12-14 years old
>at a pool party
>take a shit in an outdoors bathroom
>shit won't flush
>guy knocks door
>"c'mon! I want to change clothes"
>let him in
>guy starts screaming and calls everyone in to see Anon's massive shit
>even the girls come in
>everyone starts laughing
>rush into the toilet and lock myself inside
>wrap a glove made out of toilet paper around hand to take out the shit and hide it in the trash can, then covered it with some more toilet paper
>get outside without saying a word and go where the adults were to weep
Years later people still remember and they thought I went into the toilet to squeeze the shit with my bare hands so it could flush.

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>>35941869
>>35941944
>>35942032
You're an odd duck. Good stories.
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>>35942334
Thanks mang
Those aren't even the worst things.

>>35941822
That one time I tried to sing Still Alive on Rock Band at a con when I was younger. Singing probably the quietest, slowest song possible trying to match pitch as best I could. I was so excited to do it but quickly realized there's no way I'm getting anyone excited by singing this shit.

I tried listening to it again yesterday but that whole time period came rushing back into my memory. Couldn't do it.

Portal 2's far better anyway.

>>35942032
Ok ONE more because this one was pretty bad
>in chorus class
>for two weeks we've been going to the computer lab to make music on barrage band
>instead I dick around on paint and draw and read fanfiction because for some reason our school NEVER blocked fanfiction.net
>time to present
>fuck I got nothin
>my turn, I tell teacher I didn't do it while I draw in a notebook without looking up at him (fuck I was so edgy)
>still wants me to go up there, litteraly nothin to show so I say no again
>ainxiety is skyrocketing because e feel wierd now for not having done the fucking project
>a black girl mumbles somthing
>I don't even know if she was talking about me, but I broke
>tell her to shut the fuck up, tell her "if your so cool, do your presentation!"
>"I already went up there you fucking freak"
>oh my god never have I ever been so mad and hurt
>can't even think of anything to say
>stutter for a second, then leave classroom crying and making crazy angry grunts and growls
>hide in girls bathroom and cry until lunch time

Fuck.

>>35942477
holy shit, anon. I'm not even sure if I should feel bad or lmao at your stories

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>>35942477
kek'd
I remember doing this more than once in school
it would get awkward when they would make a thing of it
I didn't do the project, what are they expecting to happen? I wasn't going to be able magic it out of my ass; give me a zero and stop being a dick.

>>35942555
Dude right like I said NO what am I gunna do go up there, stand there and stare at all of you for 5 minutes then sit back down like a jackass? Fuck off give me the ZERO

>>35942532
I have more... lots more if you wanna read some.

>>35942585
post already negroid this shit is top tier

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>in middle of mall with friends
>friend says she needs a new bra
>get an idea from anime
>grab her breasts in the middle of the mall
>"Hehe have your breasts got bigger???"
>she pushes me away and screams

At least I'm also a girl so it wasn't like I was a guy doing this.

Me in 2009, 19, first year of college
KV
In marching band
On camping trip
Worked beforehand staying in tent with two of my friends who are male
Girl that plays same instrument asks me uf I wanted to stay in her tent with her tonight (just us)
Say no thx staying with my 2 buds
Realize a month later she wanted to get with me that night and was crushing on me at the time
She was now in a relationship

>>35941822
not particularly that bad of a cringe memory

>>35942628
jesus christ how autistic

>>35942609
>7th grade
>at this time I carry around a fox plush I got at the zoo
>I don't know why my parents didn't stop me
>take this stupid thing to SCHOOL
>EVERY DAY
>obviously get picked on
>one day black kid snatches it from my hands
>freak out and starts screaming and crying instantly, franticly clawing at this dude
>I'm so small he shoves me down
>he's laughing at me
>he throws my fox at my face
>serious as fuck he says "tomarrow, I'm gunna fuckin shoot you"
>I'm so fucking afraid I force myself to throw up the next morning so I won't have to go to school
>bury daniel the fox in the backyard
>crying all day, really feel like a friend died
>day after everyone is asking me where my gay ass doll is

Cont.

>>35942807
>9th grade
>no friends except one girl who let's me sit with her at lunch
>one day she's not in ac holo
>freaking out at lunch
>where will I sit ??? I only had a place to sit because of her
>too hungry to skip lunc>tap girl in front of me in line
>"if I give you five bucks can I sit with you?"
>"sure"
>give her five bucks
>as soon as we get to her table it's full of chads and Stacie
>"haha guys this wierd just PAID me to sit with me haha"
>"Omg did you really do that anon? Hahah stupid there's no room here
>run out lunchroom, litteraly RUN
>run with my tray to bathroom
>shove tray and all in trashcan and proceed to hide in bathroom until time to go home

>>35942867
School not ac holo*

>2nd grade
>be me, sick in school
>too autistic to Rais eh and and explain problem
>puke in mouth, hold it
>hold it
>hoooold it
>projectile vomit all over the table and the guy in front of me
>I kinda had a crush on him

>>35942896
london?
originall

>>35942896
This is more sad than cringe
>6th grade
>crushing kinda on classmate
>he finds out while we're on a nature walk
>he's walking with me holy shit
>"hey anon.. I heard you liked me"
>Y-YEAH
>well, if you like me, kiss me
>I kiss him like a monkey trying to get to fruit in a birdcage
>it's over really fast
>he says nothING and walks ahead, he was smiling so I thought it was just a cute awkward moment and that I had a boyfriend finally
>get back to class
>his friends come in laughing, one literally pointing at me
>DUDE YOU SPIT ALL OVER HIM
>HAHAH WE SET YOU UP
>YOUR SO DUMB HAHAHAH
>bathroom, crying, you know the deal
>turns out he did like me, but he did also do that to embarrass me on purpose who fucking knows why that makes sense.

>>35942918
Nah, america.
Did you get puked on my dude?

>5th grade
>grandfather passed away, and didn't get along with most of my family, so it hit me hard
>waiting in line to get a drink from water fountain
>autistic kid pushes friend into me
>get mad at autismo, and start yelling at him
>settles down quick, and no teachers get involved
>skip to band class
>hear autist defending himself from me
>start arguing quietly
>band teacher finds out, and asks what's going
>stand up, and start yelling about how I got pushed in front of 80% of the grade
>teacher has me sit in his office to calm down, which is still completely visible to band class
>start crying, while class continues
Tl;Dr got pushed by autistic, freaked out about it in front of most of grade

>>35942949
>in late middle/early high school
>wierd sexual phase
>only posting attention I get now is because huge boobs for my age
>go full slut
>to ugly to be a slut so I end up running up behind guys and moaning in thier ears, then running away before they react
>cringing so hard just typing that
>do this on the bus to a dude
>he tells me it made him hard and he wants me to fucking jerk him off
>ok I didn't except that
>kind of mortified and realization I'm being fucking gross set in
>instead of getting up to move seats I start blubbering out different ways to say "no" and SLIDE like a ferret under the seat in front of me
>sit in seat in front of him without saying a word
>we are both silent and awkward to each other for the rest of my school life
>I stopped moaning in guys' ears after that.

>>35943026
Positive, not posting *

>>35943026
>>to ugly to be a slut so I end up running up behind guys and moaning in thier ears, then running away before they react
I literally slammed my hand onto my desk then proceeded to cover my face from this cringe
Anon please. How old are you now, actually?

>>35943079
23 now.
And I know dude.
I squeeze my eyes shut everytime I think about what those poor guys must've been thinking when I would do that shit and a little piece of me shrivels up haha

>>35943026
>highschool now
>still wierd
>I brought cupcakes to school
>they're mine, but everyone keeps asking for one
>get mad cuz nobody wants to talk to me till I have cupcakes
>politely tell most people no
>one kid comes up and just grabs one
>I snap
>I slap the cupcake out his hand so fast
>nothing else, I kind of freeze and we're both just looking at the cupcake smashed on the floor
>He starts yelling and getting mad at me
>Im actually apolojizing even though he tried to steal my cupcake
>he says "you fuckin butch I should make you eat that fuckin cupcake"
>he picks up the cupcake and goes to throw it
>luckily I'm good at running now
>bolt out the way, teacher gets mad at me for bringing food and at him for trying to pelt me with it

I deserved it though, I feel like.

>>35943192
>highschool
>bus sucks, no one let's me sit with them
>go to the back, a seat is open
>I sit down
>kid right away is mad, telling me to move
>but there's nowhere else to sit"
>"give me five bucks and I'll let you sit here"
>I ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE HIM FIVE BUCKS

I WISH I COULD BEAT OLD ME TO A BLOODY MASH

>>35943221
Last one
>me,on bus
>tired, it's morning
>snooze against window
>haha, I sleep with my mouth wide open apprantly
>dreaming I'm eating pebbles and I'm choking on them
>wake up ,choking, to laughter and a MOUTH FULL of paper balls and erasers
>they actually got allot in there before I woke up

Never ever lived it down. Got called trashcan for the rest of my time there.

>>35942628
>hey guys did you know I'm a girl
>be femanon
tits or gtfo there are no girls on the internet you aren't special

>>35941869
>>35941944
>>35942032
>>35942477
>>35942807
>>35942867
>>35942896
>>35942949
>>35943021
>>35943026
>>35943192
>>35943221
>>35943246
That's my story I'm done now thanks for reading about my fucking wierd/cringy life.

I have cringe memories of even normal encounters in my life. If I'm alone I sometimes breathe strange for a few seconds or make a few whimpers or a squeak.

What is this shit? It's annoying.

>>35943021
>>35943274
Whoops, not my post sorry

>>35943246
This was funny at first, then it became a mixture of cringe and sadness. Godspeed, anon. I wish you a cringeless life

>>35943282
I do this too usually when I'm so bored or in the zone that nothing is going on in my head and I like huff and puff then just make wierd forced sounds.

>>35942628
That sounds just like my animes so it still sounds hot.

>be in school
>not sure what grade but I think i was 16
>have to fart
>I refuse to fart in school
>literally just hold it in and whenever I'm outside or try farting in bathroom it won't come out
>mom says she's in a "meeting" and won't come get me even though she's a secretary she says that every time I'm sick in school
>spend the whole day dying
>they tell me to go to lunch
>I sit there with my head resting on my arms
>I throw the fudk up all over without getting any on me even though I puked right between my arms with my face right there
>just walk up and leave the pile of puke
>go outside and fart a few times
>bell rings got to go back inside
>black friend comes up to me yelling my name not knowing I'm sick and jumps on me
>I puke all over the gym
>mom still won't fucking come get me
>fire drill
>go outside hide behind a tree farting whenever I can

>>35943274
so, wanna smash originally?

>>35943282
>>35943309
all of this, me too.
right before the weird stop and go breathing, usually, I'll be holding my breath and then feel like I have to think to breathe and then I remember of course I don't and stop manually breathing for a while and then eventually the cringe and racing thoughts and the breath often cycles again
not sure if you can relate to all that... but,
what does my body mean by this

>>35943274
Are you a boy or girl? I'm not sure if this is funny or fucked up.

>>35943400
I don't know, but fuck that shit. It doesn't suit me at all.

>>35943402
Girl
Oringallle

>>35942020
And that is how children get kidnapped.
Hilarious little story

>>35943351
Holy fucking shit bro

>>35943359
>>35943425
reeeee even cringe posting bearded ladies on r9k ignore me

>>35943471
What the fuck am I gonna say to "wanna smash?"
Yeah sure dude, jump through your computer screen, I'm warming my snizz up for you.

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>>35943490
I'm not sure. It's nice to be acknowledged, thanks.
pic unrelated

>>35943425
Why the fuck would people bully a girl like that?

Were you really fat and ugly or something

>7th grade
>history class
>teacher sets up a game to review for a test where he asks a question and whoever raises their hand first gets to answer
>whoever has most points by end of class gets some extra credit
>like 3 times I definitely for sure raised my hand first, he just flat out fucking ignored me
>start to get angry at this, but don't want to say anything to get me in trouble
>raise my hand first again, he looks right me, 3 seconds pass, someone else raises their hand and he picks them
>ENOUGH.jpg
>yell out "this is stupid bullshit, I raised my hand first and you know it"
>"Anon, don't get so upset, it's not a big deal" and he just moves on
>start crying out of frustration
>"Go outside, Anon, don't cry in my class and embarrass yourself like this."
>I reply with "you're an embarrassment to humanity" and run out of the classroom to cry like a bitch
>ended up getting detention for a week

>>35943508
Awh, I see.
Well I hope you have a good day/night man. I hope you find some money on thre ground or somthing.

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>>35943548
>implying I would walk anywhere other humans walk at night
Appreciate the sentiment, y-you too.

>>35942477
Fucking Niggers... Sorry anon.

>>35943537
I was really annoying,pimples,glasses, ALWAYS,EVERY DAY had my hair in a gelled back ponytail. Never was fat, in fact I've always been kind of "probably has a tapeworm" thin. My annoying personality made me a huge target. I Carried a fucking fox doll around SCHOOL for months, who WOULDN'T pick on that girl?
I've been told I grew up really pretty but who the fuck cares now, yknow?

>>35942807
Black people make me uncomfortable. Lmao! Very scary.

>>35943578
Also I have a huge rabbit teeth which DO make me ugly from allot of angles/when I talk.
I had a kid tell me once I was so stupid I didn't even know how to keep my teeth in my mouth. :B

>>35943587
We were kids , I was just your basic scared white girl. He actually grew up to be a cop, I used to see him all the time cruising walmart but I'm not really reconizeable anymore .

>>35943578
I think it'd be cute if a big titty girl carried around a doll. I'd rather have a slightly autistic sheltered girl then one that's a slut

>>35943590
You sound adorable except the thing about wanting to be a slut and moaning in every guy's ear you saw

>>35943192
Fuck that guy anon, those were your cupcakes!!

>>35943649
Dude I know ok. I have no fucking idea why I thought that would make guys want me. I just wanted SOMOME to like me in SOME way then that guys asked for a handy Jay and I realized I was not about that life.

>>35943271
>>hey guys did you know I'm a girl
but that made a significant difference to the story faggot

>>35943665
W-want to be my gf

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>>35943665
> having the chance to get sexual contact with the opposite sex?
Reee, normie femanon get off my board Ree! R-eee..

>>35943702
I don't know you anon, if I did know you then more than likely sure haha

>>35943654
YEAH THANK YOU I MADE THOSE CUPCAKES, YOU DONT JUST SNATCH SOMONES CUPCAKES LIKE THAT

>>35943760
Contactfag?

Original

>>35943680
so tell a different story or take your tits out roastie

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Girl anon sounds really cool. Thanks off coming to such a depressive male populated clusterfuck and sharing your stories, hopefully your time spent here has enlightened you on the beta male Autist mind. You are more than welcome to stay and contribute to woman hate threads and trap shitposting. Gg.

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>>35943779
>>35943760
reeeeeeeeeee reeeeee reeeeee reeeeeeeeeee
>>35943807
reddit you're cool
>>35943702
>>35943680
>>35943649
>>35943617
reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeee
god damned sluts
reeeeeeeeeeee

>>35943800
I'm not the female, I should've clarified.

Here's some cringe:

>Be me 15 years old
>Autistic, no friends
>See a boy that walks and talks like a robot
>Feel sense of kinship
>Stalk him on internet
>Find everything I can about him
>Psych myself up to say hi
>End of the year I finally sit next to him
>He ignores me
>My hamster brain running like crazy
>Blurt out I stalked him on DeviantArt
>He looks at me like I'm a freak
>Proceeds to ignore me

I scare alot of people away for some reason, don't know why.

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>>35943827
My mistake, keep on keeping on.

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>>35943543
Teachers can be fucking assholes bro beans.

>>35943779
I have no facebook or twitter or any form of social media, so...idk. all I could give you is my phone number and i ain't doin that mah Boyo but I know your out there and I'm sending you good vibes man.

>>35943807
Cool I hate women

>>35943835
Awh fuck brining up deviantart in general in cringe I share with you.

>>35943856
I didn't want social media but I'm afraid to associate my kik or anything with r9k and I hate using email

>>35943922
Same. I don't use any kind of kik or snapchat ect.
I posted my actual email once on 4chan when I was underage and holy fuck they stomped my ass into a mudhole. Never again.

>>35943863
Also I kept trying to make small talk. He then stopped his work and asked if I wanted to be friends. I said yes, feeling really happy and giddy. Then he told me to stop trying. I proceeded to just sit next to him for the rest of the class because I was too embarrassed to get up.

Boy oh boy do I have one, this is painful to type

>when I'm like 15 and fapping one day the idea of fucking my little sister pops into my head
>i like it
>for the rest of my teenage years I want to fuck her but don't make any moves or anything
>she starts doing things that could be interpreted as flirting, but not sure if it's just my imagination or not
>one day when I'm like 18 or 19 get high and think about it
>convince myself that she wants it, and fuck it man, it's time to take action
>get home, she's alone reading on the couch
>herewego.jpg
>she owes me $5 for something so go up to her and say "hey do you have that $5?"
>she laughs and says no sorry
>"well instead of paying me back, do you want to just have sex?"
>she says nothing but just looks at me
>her mouth hanging slightly open in shock and disgust
>she says nothing but the look on her face screams "what the FUUUUCK"
>i stammer out weakly "im kidding" and get the fuck out of there
>hide in my room the rest of the day

Things were awkward for a long time after that
It's been years and fortunately now we're back to normal when we see each other

>>35943969
Make a random throwaway email and talk to me blz

>>35943992
>too embarrassed to get up
This is the worst feel luckily I panic run but I've been stuck before and it is STRESSfull

>>35942572
>>35942555
how old are you because you still sounds like underage

>>35944086
I wish, just a loser never found any reason to live
Still waiting for life to fail me out

>>35944086
I'm 23.
>>35944041
I went to do it and then I got really nervous and anxious and I cant do it.

>>35944110
Yeah I don't think it'd work because it'd just be a ton of robots emailing you

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>>35941822

>14 year old semi edgelord
>used to carry an airshit 1911 to act cool
>would occasionally flash it at people for shits
>how i didn't get the cops called is a mystery
>chilling innapark after class with some normies
>got into an argument with a semi chad mexican and decided to pull it out to scare him
>get shitkicked in front of everyone and get my gun taken from me
>called a school shooter until graduation

kill me

>>35944116
I made a email message me plz


[email protected]

>>35942807
Carrying a plush around the school is somewhat adorable specially if youre a qt loli. How tall are you now anon?

>7th grade algebra class
>having some weird competition at the beginning of the year
>whoever was the fastest between two at answering multiplication problems would go on to face another opponent, person who loses is out, etc
>winner gets a free cheeseburger from McDonalds or something, can't remember
>at the end, just me and some filipino kid left
>everyone cheering for the filipino kid, even my "friends"
>sad.jpg
>I beat him, and get the coupon
>People tell me "Wow good job, you really worked hard for that burger you fatfuck"
>"friends" laugh at me
Still hurts. I was a quiet kid, never understood why people were like that to me. I try not to think about when I was a kid

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>>35944016
ARGGAGRHHHHH

thats really bad... christ, did u ever apologise?

>>35944016
wait you never talked about it?
how do you not think about that horrible cringe every 5 seconds that she's in your presence?

>>35944520
Time heals all wounds anon