>be me
>not particularly ugly, have been hit on a few times before
>walking to office
>see 10/10 qt3.14
>instantlove.xml
>she's walking alongside me
>it's raining, I have an umbrella but she doesn't
>think of suave gentlemanly way of hitting on her by asking her to come use my umbrella
>mfw too autistic to talk to her
>mfw she walks away
>mfw I feel like it might have worked if I didn't come off as creepy
>mfw I realize I'll probably never see her again
How do I become an alpha, robots
>>35940948
Just learn to deal with rejection and not make a big deal out of it you will be fine with approaching any woman once you get used to it
t. anxious autist with chad tier features
>>35940948
oh you ruined your chances
>>35941263
nah who am i kidding , i would be too autistic too
>>35940948
10/10? Describe her eye color, hair color, face, ass, waist, legs, tits in detail pls.
Ain't no such thing as a 10/10 IRL.
>>35941658
Alright fine call it a 9/10
Didn't stare at her face enough while she was walking next to me like a total autist to notice her eye color
Hair colour: black
Face: perfect skin, again, didn't stare
Ass: perfect, plump, round, great shape
Waist: womanlet, I'm 5'11"so looking down would have been creepy as frick
Legs: 10/10 in those jeans
Tits: maybe C cups, perfect for me