Sorry pal only NEETS are allowed here~ Security Guard Jim.He

>>35940509
security guard is a job, not a neet kick him out

>>35940526
It's volunteer work, nice try, EET scum>>35940526

>>35940509
fuck Aoi fucking roastie bitch

>tfw haven't held a job in 3 years
>tfw never leave my room so can't come in anyways
The eternal conundrum of the NEET

I'm on government bux and I spend all the money on booze and video games.

>>35940509
>Be black NEET aka Tyrone
Tell him to move his fatass the fembots are waiting

>>35940590
Can I clean up your superior NEET seed after?

I have friends, a girlfriend, get invited to do shit. But I hate it, all of it. I just chose to sit and play PC all day. I find more joy in playing PC than social interaction.

>>35940610
Only the finest of fembots can have my seed

(Insert my life is worse, so I'm cooler and more of a robot like post here)

I'm NEET and haven't left my house in over a month. The only reason I'm probably here is because my parents told me to leave the house for a day and go outside.

Can I just come in and wait for a few hours, until I can go home and lie to my parents about how great my day was?

>>35940792
>not giting the joke

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>>35940509
I'm sad all the time and no girl wants to talk to me.
>Step aside Jim