So why EXACTLY haven't you downloaded TINDER yet???

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>>35939241
cause i dont have an attractive face
or abs
and i have a fear of intimacy
and i dont have money

im not a very successful person

Because I don't want to have to pretend to be an abusive chad who wants to facefuck a woman in order to meet up with somebody.

I want somebody to hold and love, and then maybe later facefuck. Not some random skank to get HPV from because all she wanted to do was have me punch her in the face and call her a worthless whore.

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Because my phone is shit and I refuse to use normiebook seriously so i look fake. Idk how anything works anymore everything is just blueballs sad.

I don't want to have sex with strangers

>>35939300
Oh and i'm 5'7
Oregob

>>35939241
Because every girl I've seen on tinder is disgusting or a bot, and I'm not so autistic that I can't meet people at bars.

>>35939241
Sushibro no

>you dont even know
>blah blah blah

If you interact with insane females enough you yourself will become insane. Everything they say is backwards bullshit. I learned this well before being banned from Whisper.

>>35939241
cause all tinder women want to do is fuck. I want a relationship with someone that I love/loves me.

REMINDER TO SAGE THIS SHIT

>>35939351
How do you meet people at bars? Does that require friends?

>>35939241
>install tinder
>get matches
>never talk to them
im either too autistic for modern dating or i just got profound distrust for women now

>have tinder
>match with several girls
>feel no motivation or interest in talking to them
>crossdress and fap, go back to vidya
I've given up. There was a time I actually put an effort into talking with girls, but it's no longer worth it. Atm I'll rather find a guy to be desu with you fampai

>>35939241
I got a lot of matches when I signed up.

C-can I restart? Delete the app and disconnect it from Facebook and start again

>>35939241
Because I have a lot of female family members who are my age who live in my area and I don't want them to know I'm hunting for pussy on the Internet.

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>>35939241
>Sushibro lives in his car ahah

>make fake facebook
If you don't use this step you are not a robot
>start swiping
>get some matches
->chubby girl, eh, okay
>go to read profile
>"swipe left if you don't eat pussy"
>nope
>delete tinder

Normie life is not for me

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>>35939436
Orignakdho

>>35939377
No. Literally just walk up to people and start a conversation.

Protip: 500% easier to do after 3 beers.

>>35939241
I live in a town with a population under 5000. I'd get major shit for it

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>>35939241
because only morons think with their dick. having sex is not worth a false rape accusation, a permanent sexual transmitted disease or expensive child support payments. courts will put you in jail if you don't pay and they can make changes to your payments.

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>>35939743
Lelaroni kelaroni give me the fomuoli

you're a troll dude, not even a friendly one I don't think you're on my side at all

Tinder is only good if you want uggos or mediocre one nighters

>>35939920
This man knows. I don't understand the constant shilling or the fact that he refuses to post full videos.

>>35939998
i've got a fat girl sending me nudes. What's strange is she has a gorgeous face. If she wised up and lost the weight she'd be 7+.

As it is she's a woman's sutdies major who is clearly dying for someone to dominate her

Because the idea of sex with anyone disgusts me

(Thanks, Uncle Touchy!)

absolutely haram


sloots gonna sloot
been a while since I cared about wimminz . I guess Im becoming a wizard, thank GOD!
chasing lust and 5 sec opiate pleasure no Ill pass

Bbecause in unironically 5 feet 4 inches tall

ITT: various ways to say "I'm too scared and lazy to bother trying".

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>add an extra dash of autism into my bio
>get more matches

wut

>>35939893

Why do girls like that stupid foghorn leghorn haircut?

>>35940814

I would make a fake stacy account, match with you, sucker you into meeting up, and rape you for being such a smug piece of work

>>35939438
honestly y don't u just eat pussy u weirdo

>>35941040

Doubt you'd be able to fake enough personality for me to be interested, faggot. :^)

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I would, but I have no good pictures of myself. I only have one with my pug, but I look mediocre in it.

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This is originally why.

>>35941255
How gullible are you? That was a fake "study".

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So where is this going??

>>35941510

>i did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit i did not hit her i did not

>>35939426
but if they saw you on tinder you would see them and know they are hunting for dick on the internet

>>35939544
from who? the females who saw u on tinder because they were hunting for dick on the internet?

Sushibro not everyone here can say something like that with the confidence and delivery you can.

That's what I never get about Chads, they assume that everyone is as spontaneous as them.
>anon go buy a coffee, go to x store and tell the girl at the counter its for her
>but chad she would get weirded out and i wouldn't know what to say afterwards
>just do it brah what is there to lose?

>>35939241
Remember lads, sage and report those kind of threads. Originally of course.

>>35939300
make fake account nignog

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>>35939241
All roasties should be gassed and gutted and fried

>>35939241
Because only one girl has talked to me but she keeps ignoring me until I send a second message a couple days later. Then it'll be back to ignoring me again

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>>35939241
Because unless you're an attractive Chad it's pointless. There was a study done recently showing that only around 9% of males who use dating sites were satisfied/actually got something out of it. But females? A staggering 48%. I'm not sure how big the sample/control groups were, but it's pretty damning none the less.

To make it simple:
>Look like Ryan Gosling? Tinder will be like fishing in a barrel with dynamite for you.
>Look like Urkel? Get ready for some soul crushing rejection.

>>35939241
Such fucking bait! Don't you think I've tried?!
>Sage!

>download tinder because /r9k/ told me to
>get one match in two weeks
>conversation dies after three messages

Fuck you normie. And I'm not even an /r9k/ poster.

>>35943703
Guess what? Now you are.

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>>35939241

I finally met a girl last Sunday whom I had been talking to for a few weeks on Tinder

We spent 7 hours together (nobody usually catches my interest for that long or wants to stay around me that long)

Now she doesn't talk to me anymore

Fuck Women and fuck Tinder

>>35939241
How many times do I have to look at the same shitposts by this guy? Always showing this exact same screenshot. Mods pls ban this retard.

Also saged

I feel like its impossible for me to be dishonest with people. I'm attractive but incredibly autistic. I'm also a khv. I know I could go on tinder and pretend to be confident and it would probably work, I'd get laid easily. It just feels so fucking worthless though. I don't care about sex I just want a genuine human connection with another person, then sex.

Acting like the guy in the OP image just seems so unnatural and forced. Like I don't know how people can do it without hating themselves for playing a game. I don't know how the women can enjoy it when they obviously know what's happening.

Why is everything so shallow now? Fast food, fast entertainment, fast sex. Idk I'm autistic

the only thing I excel in talking about is philosophy and politics, which most of these whores wouldn't find interesting. tinder is a chad dominated service.

>>35941510
Scotchka

>>35939241
I have 4 messages and 2 new matches. I just don't talk to people. Seriously fuck texting. Plus even if I did talk I don't like whores.

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>>35943804
i dont think your autistic anon. :) i just think your a genuine human bean, maybe to genuine for this world...

>>35939241
I know someone who's a Chad IRL and even he can't get matches on Tinder.
Probably works better in American college towns idk.

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NEET
Lack of money
No car

Honestly I'd probably love to use it, with a bit of work I can look pretty decent but with those issues in mind and my crippling laziness I feel a bit foolish going on there considering what kinda competition I'd be going up against.