How does one acquire a girlfriend?

>>35938605
By lowering one's standards.

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>>35938605
literary just be yourself

>>35938627

What if this doesn't work?

>>35938643

That's an overused meme anon

>>35938605
Be attractive and/or rich
And just bee urself xD

>>35938676
works all the time for me
not even bullshitting

>>35938725
What if yourelf is anxious, awkward, and unassertive?

>>35938605
If you have to ask, it's already too late.

>>35938644
Go lower. Repeat until it works.

>>35938765
what if you are at the bottom?

>>35938748
learn to fake it

>>35938765
Mail order bride then

>>35938800
>Be yourself
>Fake it

>>35938870
I mean, what else is left if he can't do it due to his anxiety and whatnot

>>35938790
then commit suicide since no one will ever love you.

>>35938845

This is every advertisement I see on youtube

>>35938605
Hide inside all day until she asks you out.

>>35938951

Why death? Why not just dedicate your life to being a prick and making a lot of money so you can manipulate the normies from the inside.

>>35938605
just be urself bro ! xD youll be swimming in pussy in no time!!

Pretend to be a normalfag. Dress like a normie, talk like a normie, take up normie political ideas, walk like a normie, pretend to be alpha dude brah like a normie, hit on random girls like a normir, use tinder like a normie, etc.

Have a job and a car too.

It'll happen.

speak to a woman in person, great things come from conversation

>>35938605
probably by refraining from thinking of women as possessions that one can "acquire". Women are PEOPLE, not objects.

>go outside
>be yourself (or a version of yourself that goes outside if you're a shut-in)
>wait for a woman approach you
>go on dates with her
>be her bf
Don't complain about my advice until you've tried it.

>>35939245

>wait for a woman approach you

How fucking handsome are you?

>>35939310
2.5/10 manlet/dicklet with acne, babyface and zero muscle. I was approached 3 times last summer and I owe it all to the fact that I was outside more than inside.

>>35939363

I'm calling bullshit unless these girls were unhuman

Who is this semen demonic creature?

>>35939429
One was 9/10, one was 8/10, both around the same age and height as me, and the last was 6/10 cougar. The 9/10 was the nicest girl I've ever met; the 8/10 was a Stacey; the 6/10 was drunk.

>>35939512

Post a picture of yourself, I guarantee you're bullshitting and you're actually handsome so fuck off, good looking women never ever approach average-ugly guys IRL with a romantic interest you cunt

>>35939432
>comes right up with reverse image search
Come on family. Put in a little effort yourself.

>>35939529
I'm not posting a picture, but I think 2.5/10 is accurate. Girls will approach you eventually if you spend time outside. It's natural, they want to mate.

>>35939564

>Girls will approach you eventually if you spend time outside. It's natural, they want to mate.

You sound like an fucking liar

>>35939586

>hot girls will approach 2/10 uggos to mate even though they are constantly hit on by chad, tyrone IRL and have thousands of tinder matches

kys

>>35939586
What reason have I to lie? I'm only trying to help you. You might think it doesn't work, but it definitely can't hurt; you have nothing to lose by spending more time outside and around people.

>>35939564
>>35939512
>Lying on the internet
Why do people do this? Does that (You) really feel that great?

>>35938605
i have no fucking clue. never had one

>>35939612
Are you a hot girl? How do you know all that stuff happens to them? Different people have different experiences and humans are complex.

>>35938627
>on a dating site where it shows that I have a better match with nerdy girls, who are atheist or agnostic
>each has similar interests as I do and agree to most things
>messaging them has proven fruitless, as they do not wish to reply

>received a message from a Christian girl, who goes off about God on her profile
>fucking ignore her

Yeah, lower my standards to some bitch who would most likely forbid me from touching her anywhere below her neck or between arms and legs and will only accept puckered kisses, and wait 5 agnonizing years to get married, so that I could perform coitus on her, missionary style, for child-bearing only. Not to mention ban masturbation.

>>35939586

It happened to me once when I was a 23 yo NEET. Some dopey looking cashier took an interest in me cause I always came there for snacks.

>>35939245
>>35939363
>>35939512
>>35939564
>>35939625
Lmao you're really at rock bottom once you start posting shit like this. Im so sorry for you

>>35939874
I think rock bottom is when you refuse to believe anything that contradicts that toxic worldview you have. You have to stop being pessimistic about women, they aren't the simple-minded creatures who only want one type of guy that you think they are.

Confience and conversation skills are like 80% of what it takes to get a gf from what I've seen in my life.

>>35939074

Screenshotted.

Goes a little further beyond the normal advice given in these threads.

...Although I hate normal people and I feel disgusted when I'm forced to act like one to get ahead. I'm intensely misanthropic.

>>35939019
If you had the drive to do that, you could get laid without difficulty.

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>>35938605
I was a virgin until I was 26. I decided to open my mouth at an anime convention to a female friend of my friend. She was 18 and has depression/anxiety issues, but at least I finally get laid. I pretty much had to fake confidence and talk about shitty Shounen Jump crap to get things going. She knows I'm pathetic now, but I think she feels stuck with me.

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>>35939363
>anon gets approached by women
>says he's a 2.5/10
I absolutely without a doubt bet your lying. You probably look above average, but just saying that to get your point across.

The normies come here and do this all the time. Say they are ugly, but eventually post a pic. Then they turn out to be above average or handsome. I'm not falling for it again Chad.

>>35939564
>they want to mate.

Not with a fucking ogre.

>>35939823
>m-muh atheism
Stop being edgy. Christian girls are objectively best.

>>35939564
thanks for the advice shrek

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>Money
>Car
>Don't be completely disgusting
>Don't be a total sperg
>Drink alcohol
>Money
That's it, too bad i don't have money, no car and i don't drink. I'm handsome but that's not enough