>Neighbor heard me yelling and talking to myself

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>My neighbors probably hear me autistically screeching into a microphone for a noise album i'm making.

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>sister heard me scolding myself in the bathroom mirror earlier
She looked at me with pity, but didn't say a word

>go out in the morning and recite the adhan for the express purpose of annoying the neighbors
nice living in the sticks sometimes

>had a spergout about being a manbaby failure this summer that was so loud my Mexican neighbor came over and tried to comfort me
>he said "eez gonna be hokay mang"
>tfw eez not hokay at all

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>be neet
>27
>losing my mind
>screaming "top cuck,top cuuuuuuck,top kek,top kek! oyyyyyveeeeey!"
>neighbors give me dirty looks
>I don't even care
i lost all shame.i go to stores with greasy shirts and pants

>>35939873
That's kinda sweet though, even if it is incredible embarrassing.

>>35939873
Aww, latino people can be so sweet :3

Give him a hug for me :S

>>35939926
It was remarkably kind of him, I don't really get why he reached out to a random distressed stranger but I won't forget that he did.

>>35939343
What did you say?

OREGANOANDPEPPERONI

>>35940130
>"You stupid fucking asshole, stop being a fat fuck you lazy faggot. I'm gonna make you kill yourself if you don't start putting in effort. It isn't that hard, you just have to start. Be a man for once in your pathetic life, goddamnit"
That was about when she walked by and I quickly turned and exited the bathroom

>>35938389
>have started orating my thoughts out loud
>often yell memes really loud ironically that make me laugh

The guy next to my dorm asked who I was talking to all the time...

high anxiety and stress deteriorating my brain

cant hold in negative violent thoughts

often have to catch myself having spasms and yelling cursewords repeatedly

just today laying in bed after mentally berating myself for alcoholism and pass life failures begin yelling "fuck fuck fuck FUCK" and hitting my head repeatedly...

pretty sure neighbors heard me

probably think im some schizo serial killer in the making

>>35938389
I know this feel, sometimes I lose my temper at my phone or a game, and scream like a fucking drunk posseded autist. They have to have heard me, I'm at the top of my lungs when screaming like that.

sometimes i wonder what the neighbors think when i pull up to the house at odd hours blasting old confederate string tunes and singing lustily at the top of my lungs

they probably think i'm a good boy

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>my roommate walked in on me watching a Kpop video when I had my headphones on

>>35941848
you could've just said you saw it on reddit or something

I'm pretty sure my landlord saw me jerking off couple of nights ago.
I had already been stroking it for a while when I heard her car pull up into the driveway. I didn't react immediately because I hadn't quite yet realised that I had forgotten to draw the curtains of my room's window looking out to the very same driveway she'd just pulled into.
It had been something like 5 minutes before finally I noticed, so I got up and had a quick peek through the window. I could only see her car outside but the engine had been switched off. It was too dark to make out anything else, so I assumed she hadn't seen anything and had gone into the house. I breathed a sigh of relief, closed the curtains and went back to my Sunday Evening Jerkathon.

It was then when I heard the sound of the car's handbrake being pulled.

She'd been silently sitting in the car the whole time.

>>35941848
i fucking hate my roommate. i think out loud all the autistic sperg shit i experience in my head and he's let me fucking act like a dumbass without telling me hes in the room several times. hes a little 5'0" ninja who is so fucking silent.

My neighbors probably hear me do that all the time. I don't really give a shit.

They don't bother me or say anything, so really what's the worst thing that happens? They think "Oh, the fucking schizophrenic guy is smoking a cig and talking to himself again"? If they were that alarmed by it somebody would have told me to stop by now.

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>roomie walked in on me while hovering an image of a buff furry dog jacking off
Not even a furry or gay. Thanks a lot, /r9k/.

>sister walked in on me looking at bbw asians

I wasn't even jerking it, I was looking for slightly chubby girls, not yellow whales.

>>35942044
that's the worst thing isn't it, when they don't even give you enough time to find the right wank material before walking in on you

>>35942096
Probably for the best. I ended up jerking off to trannies iirc.

>>35938389
>>35941919
Where do you guys live that people are able to look at you and why are you doing these acts there?!

>>35942163
I'm this guy >>35941919
I'm renting a studio/maisonette on the ground floor of a two story house which gives anyone passing by my window a clear view (unless the curtains/blinds are closed of course)
Why? because I'm poor and this is all I can afford at the moment

>>35939918
I see you anon, you're not the only one.
sometimes I let out these murder-despair-anguish yelps that I'm sure people hear and I get anxious that the police are going to storm my apartment because of the sound; despite this anxiety they feel kind of good so they're staying in the repertoire.
I drove for 3 miles down a busy main road today with my knees pretending to be patrick wilson.
I'm 27, 6'3 260 pounds and my place over looks a common area. I've taken to grilling naked on my balcony anyway, done it a couple of times a week for the last year and haven't heard any feedback so not going to stop
freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose we live in an endgame

>when you hear the neighbors talking about how they have only seen you outside once or twice and warning them that they should keep an eye on their kids because I'm obviously a creep

>>35940918
Got to love a bit of negative self-talk. For me it's usually just
>Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
followed by
>This is it. This is all there is.
designed to convince me that life will not improve and I have to resign myself to that.

>>35942473
What if some guy were to ask to drain your balls into his mouth whilst you grilled? Because you sound wonderful... And tasty.

>>35941848
>>35941927
If I had a 'room mate' I wouldn't give a fuck. I'm not going to compromise on watching moe or whatever autistic shit I want to do if it's literally where I live.

>>35942473
I don't want to drain your balls like >>35942662
but I would like to be your friend. You seem cool

>>35938389
>step sister caught me masturbating in the shower
Why did she look in the shower lads? I thought she was just using the toilet

>>35939918
>>35942473

I claim to not give a fuck but I'm still too socially anxious to do this shit. You guys are the real MVPs of not giving a fuck. Godspeed.

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>>35943027
It must have been penis inspection day.

>>35942662
nah, I always kind of like the idea of mensex because guys are often chill and women are awful but I never even got the prison gay urge
>>35942821
I also usually like people who react the way you do but my friendships don't tend to last long. I'm a caricature of a human, I like people we actually get friendly and then I get really uncomfortable
My family all hated each other, it gives me both my general sense of freedom from societal judgment and my intense fear of personal judgement
>>35943034
just ask yourself what the worst plausible thing that can happen is, if it will prevent you from doing what you want in the future don't do it, if it won't try and see if you can [coping mechanism] through the anxiety, anxiety never goes away but it doesn't always win

>>35938389
That's me every day. But then again I don't care as I only go out at night.

>>35944724
that is awesome.
baked ziti is irrelevant

>>35944724
Fucking lol, french version is so much better. I had no idea the VO was so bad.

>>35944811
The image quality is bad but the audio quite good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaYkG5YysD4

>>35941717

Don't hit your head, it's bad for your brain.

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>live in a block of flats
>8am, getting up for work
>go for my morning shit
>sitting on the toilet browsing fuckbook on my phone
>click on an interesting looking video
>it's one of those prank videos where porn moaning sounds play really loudly
>had my phone volume all the way up
>fuckfuckfuck
>try to frantically turn it off
>my phone is slow as fuck so it takes at least 10 seconds
>bathroom is right next to the front door so the sound is blaring all down the hallway
>somebody DEFINITELY heard that
>decide to try and soften the blow by loudly saying "Oh no, one of those prank videos! That really made me jump!"
>few seconds later, hear a neighbour's toilet flush
>well shit, somebody really did just hear all of that
>a minute or two later look through the peephole on my front door and see a father and a couple of kids leaving their flat to go to school
>tfw kids just heard porn noises coming from their neighbour's flat
>tfw the dad must think I'm some kind of sicko masturbating really loudly at 8 in the morning

>>35945316
Yeah good maybe I can brain damage my feels away

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>sitting next to my front door
>listening to the girl outside from the other apartment talking to a guy
>think they had sex the previous night and were saying their goodbyes
>start to get really, really emotional about being a 30 year old virgin with this beautiful mid 20's girl sitting in the next apartment fucking chad
>break down and start fucking sobbing
>notice them both pause
>'what the fuck?' says Chad
>neighbor qt says she doesn't know
>knocks on my door
>I open it whilst still sobbing
>I am sitting on a fucking computer chair that I rolled into the hall
>am in shorts and a T-Shirt with a Dark Souls logo on like some fat autistic
>they both look at me
>'are.... are you OK?'
>try to think of an excuse
>scream 'I COULD'T UNLOCK THE DOOR'
>slam it shut again and try to quietly lock it
>after a brief silence they both start laughing
>hear chad walk away and qt close the door

man I am killing myself

OP nobody cares my neighbor masturbates to gay porn I dont mind

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>>35939873
>he said "eez gonna be hokay mang"

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>>35939918
>"top cuck,top cuuuuuuck,top kek,top kek! oyyyyyveeeeey!"

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>>35945471
don't forget it will always get worse

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>>35943034
He's right, you guys have truly ascended.

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>>35945685
kill them first then get sushi and post timestamp of blood stained sushi receipt
or whatever order you gotta do things in to get that picture
blood stained sushi receipt is good wank material
pic isn't related in any intentional way

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>working at the lab at 3AM
>have a flashback to high school
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER SHIT CUNT!"
>look around
>mfw the Black janitor was standing like 12 feet away


He's still nice to me, since I guess he thinks I'm just a lunatic and pities me, but fuck I am so uncomfortable.

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>>35946227
>He's still nice to me, since I guess he thinks I'm just a lunatic and pities me
>I guess he thinks I'm just a lunatic
>thinks I'm just a lunatic
>thinks I'm just a lunatic
Honey, baby, sweetie... you might want to sit down.

>muslim roommate probably saw me masturbating to gay furry porn when I had forgot to completely close the door

>>35942623
I find that it relieves stress. It makes me feel like I am trying to do something to improve (even though it doesn't motivate me to do anything.) The episode my sister saw was particularly agressive, but they are usually more similar to how you described yours. Will we ever make it? I don't really have any hope for myself

>>35946243
I'm completely aware that I'm insane, if that's what you're getting at.

>>35945685
How did they hear you cry?
Why would they knock on your door just because you're crying?
Why did you open the door?

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>>35946283
It was. I'm glad my shitposts are still somewhat intelligible to others.
pic unrelated

>>35946255
I catch myself doing it in public just rarely, and that's the real worry. I can't afford to do it at work, and it feels like all it will take is a bad day.

>>35946315
the apartments are right next to each other, they heard through the door
I guess they were worried/
I don't know

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>regularly scream to myself in anger, pain, despair, etc ...
>hit myself in the face and shout at myself in the mirror
>shout insults in french, english, german and spanish regularly
>often slam body parts in walls or furniture
>reflexively flip off neighbors and school kids when they look my way
>recently chimped out on a car that almost ran me over on my bike and starting yelling threats at the top of my lungs while waving a brick in my fist
it's going to be fine

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>neighbor saw me taking out pizza boxes
I will never see the light of day ever again

I've channeled my urge to swear at myself etc. into physical tics - finger stuff, grimacing, etc.. I try to only indulge in these when noone's around but I have been caught more than once, including at work, making some bizarre face or just doing something weird enough that they comment on it.

I just say I'm responding to internal stimuli, don't really know what to say desu and past the point of caring.

>>35946391

You're supposed to cut them up with scissors into strips and put them in your normal garbage, pleb.

>tfw leasing company gives you 24 hours notice that they need to inspect/fix something and your apartment looks like a drug house with grime and filth and food and trash and beerbottles all over the floor and every available surface.

>i shouted reeeeee in a bar and got kicked out once
>also i started shouting stuff about the jews on my way home

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>>35946412
>TFW the's no other garbage in your apartment aside from beer bottles, pizza boxes and yourself

>cutting down some branches for extra sunlight
>ladder slipped and I was left hanging onto a branch
>Chad's stopped to laugh and take pictures
>nobody helped
>had to let myself fall onto the metal ladder below
>fucked my leg up

I used to get drunk and play the piano all night long, i still don't understand why nobody never called the cops or confronted me about it.

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>>35946391
>neighbour saw me taking out 3 bags full of beer cans
I'm not even an alcoholic, I'm just shit at remembering to take the rubbish out

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>fat as fuck
>mother buys me some red lentils, like 4kg to try and make me eat healthy
>as soon as she leaves my apartment get mad as fuck
>start screaming 'FUCK YOU BITCH I AM HEALTHY'
>punch the bag of lentils and stomp on it
>stab it with a knife and start yelling 'FUCKING LENTILS'
>grab the bag and storm downstairs with it
>throw it in the communal dumpster
>stand by the dumpster and start vomiting from stress and anxiety
>go back into the building
>look at the stairs
>accidentally spilled lentils all over the stairs and the floor
>huge trail which I assume leads to my front door
>decide to pretend it wasn't me
>slwoly walk upstairs to my apartment
>as I am walking a guy from a higher floor (I live on the 2nd floor) walks past
>looks at me covered in vomit with a bright red face
>looks at the lentils
>I tell him
>''ALLERGIC REACTION HAHA''
>cover my face and walk past ans go into my apartment
>tfw this was 4 days ago and the trail of lentils is still there

>>35946521
What the hell?
You should go out at like 3 AM and clean it so no one sees you do it and you can stop being reminded of such an unpleasant event. Then you'll be able to put it behind you at least partially.

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>35946521
>as I am walking a guy from a higher floor (I live on the 2nd floor) walks past
>looks at me covered in vomit with a bright red face
>looks at the lentils
>I tell him
>''ALLERGIC REACTION HAHA''
Oh fuck my sides

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>>35946479
Well, did you asked him to help you, or you were just hanging there waiting for everybody to notice?

>>35946501
I feel you, breh.
>had a pretty lengthy weekend
>decided to hit the beer for two days
>few full bags of bottles and cans
Felt like trash yet again

>>35946654
>>35946521
Woops, my newfaggotry showing again

>>35946460

>tfw you get so drunk one night you pass out before papa john's get there and wake up to ten missed calls

>switch to objectively inferior Dominos (tm) for a period of months, always craving the good stuff but scared to call

>decide they probably forgot about it by now, order Papa John's

>order is an hour late and is the wrong type of pizza

>resigned to eating Domino's for as long as you live in this city which will likely be forever

Some men must suffer in this world.

Yesterday I got very drunk and I shouted constantly that I was going to die since I was vomiting a lot.

I heard my neighbors having sex last night

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>>35946521
>''ALLERGIC REACTION HAHA''

>in uni halls
>lose it one night and smash a few glasses that were on my desk while shouting
>flatmates give me weird looks for the rest of the year

Man you guys are fucking wackos. I just randomly laugh in a forced way at unfunny shit that i find funny. That's it

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>apartment next to me hears me screaming death grips lyrics at 2 am
>get noise complaint the day after
REEEEE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHITTY BAND ON THE WEEKEND THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS TOLERATE A LITTLE NOISE

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Yesterday I slammed my head against a cupboard door and then proceeded to rave to myself for about an hour. It was partially benign stuff like memes and random jokes, but it was mostly some weird scitzo shit that included contemplation of the nature of fear, why I'm such a failed person, how all my thoughts are chaotic to the point of being altogether little more than nonsense and how my entire outward personality might be nothing more than a mask. Might've been something you'd hear the Joker saying to himself late at night, except with more self hate. It's so loud in my head. It's so loud but I just want quiet. I let out the noise every once in a while but it doesn't help. The only way I stay sane is through constant distraction. Nobody knows. Nobody can ever know. My greatest fear is that someday, I'll take my mask off and won't be able to put it back on.

>heard my cop neighbor beating the shit out of his bimbo wife
I should have reported him but I knew his cop buddies would have taken his side (then made my life a living hell)

>>35941848
LMAO, just ask him if he's seen this shit before or heard of it. Good chances he has, then tell him you watched it cause the chicks looked hot.

>>35939967


>he was genuinely worried about you
>he couldn't hear his TV over your screeching

it was probably both

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>>35939873
>>tfw eez not hokay at all

>>35945316

Lmao

>he doesn't take boxing to have enough brain fog from hits to keep depression at bay

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>>35939873
>eez not hokay at all
I don't know why I can relate to this, but I really can

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>10 years ago during high school, 10th grade
>only irl friend and I were walking to his house for lunch
>we would watch King of the Hill and play Battlefield 1942 back then so lots of jokes about japanese people were made
>we were walking down the sidewalk and both of us were talking about "tojos" like Cotton Hill
>some asian man walking out of his house looked at us, slightly offended
>we looked at eachother and laughed then kept walking

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I often whisper 'just end it' during the day, and then at night I shout 'stop it, stop it'

I talk to myself a lot, some days I can't stop while others I'm silent as a mouse. I always end up talking to myself or chuckling when someone is nearby. very embarrassing, why is talking to yourself so bad?

>>35949300
Report it from a random phone or drive out of the county or where ever you live!

>>35946192
>black population 100%

it's gotten so bad even the pyramids are leaving

>>35938389
Good. Now they think you're crazy and will fear you. Your robot powers will also serve you well in jail if you ever get locked up.

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>>35939918
oh shit this is me. I've completely lost social skills and use reaction images in real life. I make smug faces and implying faces a lot. This place ruined my mind. been here for 11 years and when i talk to people I unintentionally use memes in my vocabulary.

>>35938389

That is normal in Finland

>be me
>sperg
>my dad's sister comes over
>try to act cool
>flip my shit when I found out my dog chewed the fuck out of my keyboard
>throwing a tantrum and screaming/crying
>aunt walks in
>I yell in her face "FUCK YOU" and wack her head with my broken keyboard
>mfw she told my entire family and now everyone thinks I'm mentally insane

Gr8

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I have little mantras I repeat to myself throughout the day when I'm by myself like:
>Blow my brains out
>I'm the worst person alive
>Everyone hates me
I also have a full body twitch accompanied by a little yelp whenever I remember a time I made an ass of myself in public.
One time I was sitting outside smoking and muttering to myself, and my neighbor's kid was nearby. I didn't notice her until I had said "Blow my brains out" out loud a few times.
I'll never forget the look on her face when I saw her. It was this strange blend of fear, pity, curiosity, and disdain. I am the worst person alive.

>>35939918
>i lost all shame

Try to use your new super power with girls

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>>35952769
I constantly repeat "I wish I was dead" in the hopes it will happen, both sincerely and ironically

I also have a stim where I punch my hip or shoulder when i'm stressed because I have shitty joints and it helps ease the pressure

>>35952324
Uh, you probably ARE insane.

>>35945429
u dun g0t pr4nked nigga

>>35946283

You're a Stem major sperg/Autist, not insane. I would know I am one also. What type of work are you doing in the lab btw?

>>35951932
totta

i am this guy>>35941717

>>35952769my guy.... are you me?

knowing im not the only person at this level of manic helps me more than you know

this thread is really helping me to find comfort in the whole insane man in an insane world outlook

>>35952769

i do the yelp and twitch...

and mantras include

"are you fucking done!?"

"what the fuck is wrong with you!?"

"just fucking stop!"

its like im having an autist yelling match with some amalgam of all my bad experiences and embarrassing moments in life

it quietly taunts me with a lil clip or snippet here and there of me being a sperg at random... causing me to yell outloud in protest...

im dying.... arent i?

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>tfw want to start drinking (again) instead of smoking weed
>worried that alcohol will agitate my underlying mental illness and get me acting like you guys
>but alcohol is /sociallyapproved/, whereas weed is /not/

>>35949184

MYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT'S BEEN RETARDED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIIIIME.

>>35946501
I drink bottles of beer and go through about 12 per week

I only take my trash out once per month but when I do I have a full garbage bag of beer bottles. It sounds like cleaning up after a New Year's Eve party

goddamnit I feel like an alcoholic then

>>35941717
how 2 get autism from turrets

>>35941848
my roommates are foby asian kids that leave passive aggressive messages on our fridge instead of talking to me because I'm an aggressive alpha chad

>>35953442
>my roommates are foby asian kids that leave passive aggressive messages on our fridge instead of talking to me
Give me an example of how these messages are "passive aggressive" (preferably several)

I absolutely loathe asian males but I also loathe try-hards who try way too hard to be "alpha"; I'm curious if they're bitchmade or if you're reading too hard into their notes

I have political monologues to the bathroom mirror as if I'm talking to an audience and explaining why my views are functionally perfect and debunking any disagreement I can think of

I usually do this if I'm upset

>>35939343
So essentially this happened once

>>35953301
i got roasted for being baked as fuck at a comedy show, liquor is shit

>>35953616
Were your eyes just super red/chinese, were you sitting in the front row, or what? If I was lit and went to a comedy show I'd try and sit in the back of the house that way I don't get ripped on and I'm close to the bar

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>>35953419

>implying i didnt already have it causing involuntary turrets spasms of embarrassment

MFW

>>35949162

thats how it starts, my friendo

>walking home from skateboard park, high as fuck
>see record player in a pile house hold items left by students
>see it's a shit quality record player
>Imagine a bunch of douche bag hipsters listening to crappy wuss rock on it
> Say outloud
Get the HELL Outta HERE Record Player!!!!
>Look up, see 8/10 QT staring at me
>Have to wait at light with her beside me, trying not to die of laughter and look "normal"

>>35945429
>Oh no, one of those prank videos! That really made me jump!"
oh fuck man dead

>>35953468
I saved some of the notes, I'm taking a plane back home now, but one of the notes said, "There's a smell coming from anon's room, it would be unfortunate if a service worker checked his room to find the cause of the smell." Maybe not totally PA, subtle threats.
>>35953637
I guess my eyes were super red, and I was sitting in the front row, the normies put me there. I think I'm pretty good at roasting myself, but how does one roast a transgender obese nigwoman with red hair and not trigger everyone at the UC Davis party? defenseless

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>>35953819
>transgender obese nigwoman
>passive aggressive AZNs communicating through stickynotes like double d's parents from edd edd n eddy
FUTURE
FUTURE
FUTURE

>>35953854
>tfw terrorist russians and jews are loved and accepted by a majority of normons
Mass seppuku any1

>>35953267
This is literally me except the "yelp" is a disgruntled sigh.

>>35954252
welcome brother bot