Goodbye Thread

man lots of suicides today

what's your exit song though

>>35936337
Good day to go anon
>>35936339
I'm shooting to fall asleep to Sextape by Deftones

RIP OP. See you in the afterlife, bud.

F

OGOGOGOG

>>35936314
okee have fun

Thanks anons for not being little faggots and killing the vibe with that don't do it shit

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Down the hatch anons :^)

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See ya at the r9k reunion.

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>>35936314
I hope there's a happy afterlife for you, man.
<3

>>35936440
It's going to be beautiful

>>35936459
Me too, Mango; me too

>>35936314
May I know what happened, OP?

Hey OP did you died yet?

Reply to this if u died

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>>35936314
May as well tell your story in your last moments, OP.

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>>35936487
Basically I man whored for a long time, now I can't get a girlfriend because they all think I just want pussy but sex has become lonely, I have a great job, make good money, I just can't stand being lonely.

Every woman I have ever loved has only liked me for my peen, I hate myself and the self loathing has become unbearable. I hate everything. To quote Sons of Anarchy like a faggot
"Lately my sense of self hate has become sodeep, so palpable, that I am now going days at a time acvoiding my own reflection out of fear I will lunge at the glass andcutmyself. That I will try anbd destroy myself but I can't because the reflection is but glass. Lately I amn that thing. The one thing I hate. I've loist my center. Now my doubt and sense of fraudulence barks so loud I rarely hear anything else"
Hope that gives insight to my will to die
Sorryu for shit type, I'm geeling it guys

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>>35936526
Think I saw you talking in the past few days about the 'manwhoring thing'. If this is really what you want, try not to be sad! Don't even be sad in the fact you're happy you're going to die: just be happy.

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>>35936314
Tell us your life story before you go OP.

>>35936591
aye
>>35936595
The short
> Parents divorce at age 3
> Abusive step mother at age 5
> Mother dies in the middle east
> Abuse stops at age 12 when alcoholic step mom dies of alcohol poisoning
> Twin sister commits suicide at age 15
> Father was cop and last friend, killed in line of duty age 19
> I have no one, sex only makes me feel more alone
> I have nothing left
I should've wrote a book about this huh anons?

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>>35936644
At least you got double dubs before you die
checked

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>>35936644
A book would have been good, doesn't matter now. See you in the afterlife OP. I am listening to the song with you. How long do you have left?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nC8WjPFnGU
listen to this while dying

>>35936644
it was the best of the worst of, times two

>>35936722
Write one for me and get rich off it, make up the details in between for yourself. If I had to guess another 15 minutes or so before I lose most cognizant function, it's extended release

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For the record I'm 23 now.
I haven't even cataloged all the long term relationships thjat have broken my heart like some fuckiung bitch expereince ya knoiw?

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>>35936752
Tell me more about yourself in detail and I will be sure to write about you. Tell us how you are feeling and have felt before you go OP. Knowing that you have let it all out before you go is relaxing.

if you're 23 how have you had "all" of the long term relationships

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don't go OP plenty of people love you

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>>35936699
and it keeps on getting better
checked

>>35936838
It's too late for him; just talk it out - much better

>>35936827
They usualyl last around 6 months to a year
>>35936838
fuck off, anyone who did is dead or doesnt anymore
>>35936813
thanks anon, from age 5ish to 12 it escalated from beatings with a bealt to strangled, to once having a shampoo bottle crammed up my ass for shitting my pants in the second grade when my sister committed suicide I thought about following her but my dad kept me here, when he got shot byu some fuckingnigger junkie I went nympho and now I hate everything and I'm readyto go. I'll see my family soon i hope

>>35936314
See you mate, hope it all works out for you and you go in peace

>>35936888
Trips checked, but more to the point: that's a sad life story man. I really do hope you find peace in death.

>>35936911
4chan gods must really sumpathyze with mr right now

You lived a life no one should have to live and you'll die a death no one should have to die, I hope you find the afterlife you want

>>35936314
I hope you find peace tonight, friend

Thew reoom is reallyh aspinning no w anons , I'
'll be gone soon. thamls for being here iwith me

>>35936888
Well anon, for the time you have left. I hope you find peace in death and if there is an afterlife, I will see you there my friend. Goodbye.

Are you writing a note or anything? How will your body be found?

>>35937001
A feiend is gonnfe check on my ctat tomorrow, no note.

>>35936986
No problem, Anon.
R.I.P; find peace.

>>35936314
Goodbye, anon. Hope you find peace.

>>35936314
If you're not bullshitting, I understand. I wish you the best of luck and the easiest of transitions.

>>35937027
You should at least write leave him a note thanking him for checking on your cat. If you still can.

Common courtesy, you know?

free fare thee unwell yon nonny

>>35937075
Seems a little bit late for that, he can't even type well. Just let him be.

>>35937075
fuck me that sagood ideai hope I can meak it legible

Goodbye, anon. I hope the afterlife threats you better.

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>>35936314
>not going out with a bang
Pussy

Rip. Club Penguin shutting down has really affected the community.

damn bro rip in peace

>>35937104
im nyoy a cuny

>>35937096
Don't push yourself man. Just enjoy the ride.

You're gonna make it.

But honestly, hope life is better on the other side. Sounded real fucked up.

>>35937118
Guns are too messy right?

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>>35936314
Good luck, anon. Try and send us a signal if there's any cool shit on the other side

>>35936827
How much Vicodin did you take? Unless you took 60+ pills then you certainly won't die

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>>35937134
atlught anofs im gonne go lay fown, thank you allsomnych fut being hete with me3

>>35937118
Just enjoy the music anon, ignore them. I hope you find peace in death. See you in the afterlife.

>>35937161
i'm not OP
orignaldo

>>35936314
RIP OP, and to those of you talking about afterlife and shit you're all retarded

>>35937166
could you not have waited 3 months for systemspace??

https://systemspace.link/

>>35937166
farewell, anon
original (You)

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>>35936526
Fuckin normie glad your killing yourself desu

>>35937196
Calm down, let people romanticize death.

>>35937182
My bad meant to quote OP

If his liver is weak then he might be on his way to a painful liver or kidney failure if his Vicodin is mixed with acetemophrin like it is in the us

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>>35936314
F

let us know if the afterlife has tendies

>>35937166
People that are overdosing don't type like retards, I've been blackout drunk and I could still type normally. You're not fooling anyone faggot.

>>35937166
Final dubs checked.
Rest in peace, dude.

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one more robot crossed off the list
how long does the world have for the rest of us?
What will die first, this board? or you?

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>>35937166
Kek has blessed you with dubs into the afterlife. Godspeed

>>35937166
So you can barely type legibly, yet you are able to attach a picture? You probably had to do the captcha shit too. Sorry frendo, I don't buy what you are selling.

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this is fake af boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>35936314
Jealous of you, my dude. Wish it were me. Have a good time in the afterlife. My friend once said there was lots of pizza and fast food and you get to eat whatever you want for eternity.

RIP OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVcMpaeMLk8

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>>35937371
It's entirely possible he has a pass or the system has accepted that he's legit and did that thing where it just approves him automatically assuming he's on the new captcha system and not legacy.

As for the picture
>Click choose file
>Select a random file from your library that looks good
>Click ok
>Click post
Not that difficult sir.

Not saying this isn't a ruse, as we have no evidence that it's legit. However there's no evidence that it's fake as far as I'm concerned.

>>35936314
At least call suicide hotline. Saying your problems out loud to a real person really puts shit into perspective

>>35937166
This is some /x/ tier roleplaying lmao, fucking nerd.

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>>35937371
same. Sorry op but I'm not picking up what you're laying down. If you kick it then hope the otherside is nice man, if not then we'll see you back here after your extended hospital visit desu

I've seen the guy posting before, about how he was depressed from manwhoring. Either it's a long haul bait or it's real. It's sad either way.

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>>35936314
Fear your Eternal Fate

>>35937508
He is long gone now.

You need a shit ton of Vicodin to overdose and die.

You'll just wake up with brain damage and liver damage feeling like shit.

If you're going to OD, at least do heroin and do it right.

Lethal dose of morphine.

>>35937620
Personally I would take some time to make some plastic explosives and take them off into the woods. If you make enough, and it doesn't take much, then there's zero chance of failure unless there's a failure to detonate and in that case you can just reset and try again.

>>35937166
kep promse :/
pls sned nodes n i can stel go 2 hospetel >.>

>>35936644
> Twin sister commits suicide at age 15
>>35936888
>to once having a shampoo bottle crammed up my ass for shitting my pants in the second grade when my sister committed suicide

>Twin sister
>commits suicide at age 15
>in the second grade when my sister committed suicide

God, Op, if you're gonna make a fake story up at least make it add up

>>35937709

Nah, lethal heroin dose is the way to go if you're serious.

>>35937792
Ok, tell me why heroin is superior to high explosives?

>>35936314
Stupid underage fuck, you're not gonna die, the apap in the vicodin will shut your liver down and you'll end up in a hospital bed with jaundice, but you won't die.

>>35937820
>Simply take a lethal injection that'll also get you really fucking high before you die
>Go through all the hassle of attempting to craft explosives that you may survive if you don't make them right/detonate them in the right areas (and keep in mind the brainlet-tier average IQ/knowhow on the board makes the possibility of this plan succeeding even lower)
Which would you rather do if you genuinely want to kill yourself with no fuckups

>>35937820

Because you leave a not-so-beautiful corpse behind.

>>35937595
Brain damage is only a possibility if he stops breathing and is resuscitated. APAP can definitely kill the liver though. Shit's hepatoxic as fuck and people take it like candy.

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>>35936644
Well Op. Ive never listened to Deftones before but I got Diamond Eyes paying just for you. I got some whiskey next to me so here a toast for you OP. See you on the other side brother!

> April Fools tomorrow
Guys cmon.

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>>35938099
Shit Shameless self-check and I know it may be BS but if not heres your

F

>>35937947
Explosives

I personally have no interest in getting high, especially before I die. They're relatively simple to make if you know how. And I don't think you understand how small of an amount it would take to actually kill you. If you have even a small amount and they detonate at all in proximity to you then you will die instantaneously from the concussive blast which leaves no time for me to regret my actions after "pulling the trigger" like you can have with drug overdoses which take time to actually kill you.

I would personally rather have a lot because making the stuff is fun, and so that there's nothing left of me. But that's just my perspective on the matter.

I understand that some people are brain dead but I'm not. All I would need is enough of a blast to kill me and properly shred my corpse.

>>35937983
I would rather not leave a corpse behind at all so I don't have to burden my family with extra funeral expenses.

>>35938236
If it's a ruse and people are genuine and sincere about it then OP probably got a kick out of it, no harm done. If it wasn't not a ruse and everyone wasn't an ass about it telling OP that they're a faggot then they would have just died feeling even more alone than they felt before.

There's nothing to lose by indulging these people and by not you may be causing unnecessary suffering.

If you have doubts just don't say anything.

>>35936314
F
what a world mates

>>35936314
>your last mark on the entire fucking universe before billions of years of nothingness pass by
>posts an overused frog meme

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>>35938363
>Chink-Chonk Image browsing System
>People caring about what they post
Jeez ma sides are liftin off

>>35938456
I personally like having conversations with people.

What's your excuse for posting?

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>>35938486
Im not even the guy who made the other comment Im just saying you cant make a cunt not be a cunt. In fact if 4chans trolling cultures teaches you anything. It incentivizes it.

>>35937775
Seems like a punctuation error desu

>>35936526
LMAO, glad this normie cunt is killing himself. Boo hoo, what a faggot. Today was a good day.

>>35938545
I wasn't even trying to make him not be a cunt. I was just replying because, like I said, I like having conversations with people here. I don't really even care that much if people aren't being genuine, it fills up the time and sometimes people have interesting things to say.

You guys haven't done many drugs before, have you? I've been so high on NBome that I wasn't sure whether to squint at the captcha or whether to just close my fucking eyes and hope my visual memory of it was real. It can be hard to enter a captcha with indiscript visual shit all over the screen and its very hard to coordinate typing when you hallucinate how far the keys are.

A person overdosing on opiates would have just as hard a time typing or even keeping themselves awake but it can be done if you do it slowly. tl; dr You can still do complex takes with a computer while high as fuck

>>35938689
Yeah I did dxm a bit and people said I was bullshiting because I could type well.

>>35936314
don't do it anon 54321